discuss politics with stone

Zhang Zheng finally chose to go to bed. After all, some people are fools if they don't sleep, and it's not a moral thing for two big men to sleep together.

Zhang Zheng climbed onto the bed carefully, passed Chen Shilei, avoiding the hole in the middle, then lay down gently, picked up the quilt and prepared to cover it.Who knew that as soon as he picked up the quilt, Chen Shilei pulled the quilt over and clamped his legs.Looking at Chen Shilei's unflattering sleeping face, Zhang Zheng dared not speak out, for he is an uncle.

So, Zhang Zheng had to lie down with his arms folded.

However, this is only the beginning.The next day, the hole in the center of Zhang Zheng's bed was mended.In the following days, Chen Shilei would come to Zhang Zheng's room to sleep at every turn, talking about the "excuses" he had heard so badly.

first day.

Zhang Zheng: Hello!Chen Shilei, why are you here again?

Chen Shilei: Someone is coming to the palace again, let me avoid it.

Zhang Zheng failed to snatch Chen Shilei's quilt, so he was defeated.

the next day.

Zhang Zheng: Chen Shilei, don't tell me there is another visitor in the palace today?

Chen Shilei: Nuzheng, you are really smart.

Before Chen Shilei lay down, Zhang Zheng covered himself with a little quilt.Outcome: defeat.

Day three.

Zhang Zheng: Brother Chen, I beg you to let me sleep well, will you?

Chen Shilei: I didn't say I wouldn't let you sleep.

Said, skillfully went to bed and covered the quilt.

Zhang Zheng was defeated.

Fourth day.

Zhang Zheng: Boss Chen, it’s fine if you come to sleep, can you please leave some quilt for me?

Chen Shilei: I don't grab the quilt.

Zhang Zheng, another defeat.

……

Seventh day.

Zhang Zheng looked at Chen Shilei without saying a word, and took the lead in rolling himself into a spring roll with a quilt, staring at him viciously.

Seeing this, Chen Shilei happily went to bed: I promise, I will never grab your quilt this time!real!

Zhang Zheng: I don't believe it!

Chen Shilei: How about I just cover my stomach this time?Guaranteed to absolutely restrain yourself and not to grab the quilt!

Zhang Zheng's heart softened, and he rolled in a circle.

And the consequence of doing so is that Zhang Zheng is completely defeated.

Zhang Zheng and Chen Shilei "love each other and kill each other" on the bed.On the other side, the news that "the general favors men" and "the general stayed in the man's favorite room for seven days in a row" spread in the mansion.

In Mrs. Chen's room.Mrs. Yu and Mrs. Meijue were crying like pear blossoms and raining, crying to Mrs. Chen.

"Old madam, you have to decide for me!" Madam Yu said aggrievedly. "The general would rather live with a servant than spoil my concubine! Tell me, how will this concubine gain a foothold in the mansion? What will the servants say behind my back?" Wipe away tears with a handkerchief.

"Yes, old lady. Since entering the general's mansion, I have seen the general very few times. I thought that this time when the general returns to the mansion, I will be able to see the general. If the general does not give up, I will be favored. Add another son and a half daughter to the general, and the concubine's merits and virtues will be considered complete. Who knows—" Mei Jue said pitifully.

"That's right. Look, old lady, the general doesn't have any sons and daughters, what will outsiders think of the general if the news spreads out? What will they think of the general's mansion?" Madam Yu echoed.

"You guys get up first." Mrs. Chen said. "Chunhong, go and invite the general."

"Yes." Sister Chunhong ordered to go on.

"Yu'er, Meijue, sit down. Today, I will let you decide."

"Yes." The two sat down in agreement.

After a while, Chen Shilei followed Aunt Chunhong to Mrs. Chen's room in high spirits.

"Mother, are you looking for me?" Chen Shilei asked.

"Shi Lei, how is your injury?" Mrs. Chen asked with a smile.

"My son is in good health, and he's almost recovered." As he spoke, Chen Shilei noticed that Yang Yu'er and Mei Jue were sitting there, looking very unfamiliar. "Mother, who are these two girls?" Chen Shilei asked.

"Those are your two concubines." Mrs. Chen said.

"So it was them. What are they doing here?"

"It's not because of you!" Mrs. Chen suddenly changed her face and scolded angrily.

"Son doesn't understand."

"You unfilial son, what have you done in these seven days?"

"Heal the wound."

"Heal your wounds in a servant's bed?" Mrs. Chen said while tapping on her crutches.

"It's not that there are always people coming to the palace these days, and my son finds a quiet place to recuperate because he finds it noisy." Chen Shilei said. "Otherwise, do you think your son can recover so quickly after meeting those colleagues in the palace every day?"

Hearing this, Mrs. Chen's face softened a little.After all, the son's body is the most important thing.

"Then you shouldn't share a bed with a slave."

"Two big men. Mother, do you expect anything to happen?" Chen Shilei said honestly.

"This—" Looking at her son's simple and honest face, Mrs. Chen suddenly felt a little sorry. "Mother is thinking too much. However, from today onwards, you are not allowed to sleep with that slave anymore. Look at you, the two concubines that Mother married to you are so charming, you have to go more They walk around there."

Hearing Mrs. Chen's words, both Yang Yuer and Mei Jue lowered their heads shyly.

"Understood. It's nothing, my son will leave first."

"Go."

After watching Chen Shilei leave, Mrs. Chen turned to reprimand the two concubines, "You two have to work harder and use your own abilities to get Shi Lei's favor, instead of coming to me every few days to cry! "

"Yes!"

When Zhang Zheng learned that he could get rid of Chen Shilei, he was so happy that he rolled around with the quilt on the bed.

"Great! I can finally monopolize the entire bed and quilt!"

However, not long after he was happy, the housekeeper came over and spread the word that the general asked him to pack up the bed and go to the general's room to have sex.

"Housekeeper, Mr. Chen—what does this mean?" Zhang Zheng asked in puzzlement.

"It's you who was promoted. Now you are the bodyguard." After the butler finished speaking in a somewhat ambiguous tone, Zhang Zheng was left with a dumbfounded expression on his face.

□□Guard, what the hell is this? ? ?

In this way, Zhang Zheng was promoted to an official, and he was still a unique official—the first guard.

At night, in Chen Shilei's room.

"Chen Shilei, what do you mean?" Zhang Zheng asked with an uneasy face.

"What do you mean?" Chen Shilei put down his military book and looked at him.

"Please explain to me, what is a '□□guard'?"

"It's the guard who sleeps with me."

"I reject!"

"This general says one thing and one thing."

"I reject!"

"Rejection is invalid."

"Chen Shilei, I'm a normal man."

"Then you mean I'm not anymore?" Chen Shilei raised his eyebrows.

"I don't care, I don't want to sleep with you anyway."

"Who said you were going to sleep with me?"

"Eh? What do you mean?"

"I mean, I sleep on the bed, you sleep on the floor." Chen Shilei said, pointing to the ground beside the bed.

"!!!"

In the end, under Chen Shilei's coercion and temptation, Zhang Zheng still compromised, and honestly put the floor mat beside Chen Shilei's bed.

Chen Shilei, I'll fuck your uncle!

In the early morning, Zhang Zheng, who was soundly asleep, was kicked awake by Chen Shilei who was sitting on the bed.

"Why?" Zhang Zheng asked with sleepy eyes, resisting the urge to kill someone.

"I'm awake." Chen Shilei said.

"Oh, good morning, General." After speaking, Zhang Zheng pulled up the quilt and went back to sleep.

Then, he was kicked awake again.

"Chen Shilei, your uncle! If you don't sleep, I don't need to sleep! What's wrong?" Zhang Zheng scolded, rubbing his eyes.

"Slave government, is there a master who wakes up and the slave is still sleeping?" Chen Shilei asked.

"That's it now." As he said that, Zhang Zheng fell asleep again.

Chen Shilei was not angry either, he just kept kicking Zhang Zheng's ass with his feet.Then he was kicked and beaten by Zhang Zheng.

Finally, Zhang Zheng was furious.

"Chen Shilei, what are you going to do?" Zhang Zheng jumped up and said.

"Put on boots and change clothes." Chen Shilei said truthfully.

"Then you wear it yourself, change it yourself! Don't look like a child who hasn't been weaned yet?"

"Slavery, am I the master, or are you the master?"

Chen Shilei's patience ran out, and he asked angrily.

"You! Of course it's you! My little one will put on your boots and change your clothes right away."

A hero does not suffer from immediate losses!If you can't come clearly, then come secretly.

Zhang Zheng put Chen Shilei's boots on first, and then changed his clothes.But when he was tying Chen Shilei's belt, Zhang Zheng tightened it on purpose, the pain made him gasp.

"Slavery, you did it on purpose!" Chen Shilei gritted his teeth

"I've been wronged, General, I'm absolutely not! I'll go get you some water first." As he spoke, Zhang Zheng quickly picked up the tub and ran out.

Seeing Zhang Zheng run out, the corners of Chen Shilei's mouth rose slightly.

Since Zhang Zheng was promoted, he felt that the attitude of the people around him had changed.

For example, Zhang Zhengzheng was moving two chairs from the original room on his way to Chen Shilei's room.Meeting Chen Shilei's subordinate by chance—the guard who disliked him last time, Zhang Zheng asked for help:

"Brother guard, can you help me get a chair, I really can't move it."

The guard took Zhang Zheng's two chairs without saying a word, and helped him move directly to Chen Shilei's room.

For another example, Zhang Zheng's food has always been clear soup and leftovers.When I go to eat now, there is a bowl of hot white rice, a plate of green vegetables and two chicken legs on the table.

"Well, butler, did the chef make a mistake? This shouldn't be my meal, right?" Zhang Zheng asked the butler.

"No, no, this is yours. If it's not enough for you, I'll ask someone to add it to you." The housekeeper said with a smile.

"???"

For another example, when Zhang Zheng went to receive his salary, his salary went up by half.When he questioned the person who sent the money with a very puzzled look and tone, the latter said that it was right, and returned him with an extremely ambiguous look.

What exactly is going on?

In the evening, when Zhang Zheng spread out his kennel and was about to lie down comfortably, Chen Shilei came back.Because the latter spoke before entering the door.

"Nuzheng, I brought you back the famous osmanthus cake on the street." The voice was a little happy.

"Osmanthus cake?!"

Upon hearing the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, Zhang Zheng jumped up and rushed to Chen Shilei.

"Give."

Zhang Zheng unwrapped the greased paper without saying a word, picked up a piece and ate it.

"How does it taste?" Chen Shilei's voice was full of anticipation.

"Delicious!" Zhang Zheng ate the second piece while speaking.

However, as he ate, Zhang Zheng's tears fell uncontrollably.

This sweet-scented osmanthus cake has the taste of grandma.

"Nuzheng, why are you crying while eating?"

Chen Shilei, who was happy to see Zhang Zheng eating, suddenly became at a loss.

"It's okay, it's just so delicious. It's so delicious that I cried." Zhang Zheng wiped away his tears and said with a smile.

"Really?"

"Ok!"

"That's good."

"Hello, Chen Shilei." Zhang Zheng suddenly called his name.

"what happened?"

"Thank you."

from inner heart.

"Ah."

Chen Shilei nodded, went straight to the end of the bed and sat down, watching Zhang Zheng eating osmanthus cake with smiles in his eyes.

The author has something to say: the word "accompany/sleep" has been harmonized——'