Monster Administration

Today it's Yingbuqian's turn to patrol the west community.

Under normal circumstances, they don't need to carry loudspeakers, they only need to pass through the main roads of each community, and then show their faces at the neighborhood committee.If the masses need help, they can leave a phone number and request for help in the neighborhood committee in advance, and they will contact and come to the door at an appropriate time.If you think the above method is too slow, you can also count the time to play the game of "catching a small immovable/little sea" at the gate of the community. This requires a certain amount of luck and physical strength.

Coincidentally, just as he was talking, the crowd came to arrest him.However, this gentleman did not step on the timing properly, and the immovable car had already ridden out of the community for a while, only to hear a voice chasing out of the gate panting: "Comrade Ying! Please wait! Xiaoying, I have something to do... ..."

Ying Bushi hurriedly squeezed the brake to stop on the side of the road, and when he looked back, he was caught up by a frail old man holding his glasses while running.Seeing that the uncle was running hard, she was about to turn around and turn back, but was stopped by the uncle waved his hand involuntarily.

The uncle's name is Dong Feng. He became a fairy in 2000. He is a decent fairy with a high-level qualification certificate.I do not know him well, but I am not familiar with him. I have only seen him once or twice in the joint conference building.

Dong Daxian is famous for his strange way of thinking, which makes people puzzled.Because after becoming a fairy, the fate with the secular world ends, and they can no longer take care of their families, many immortals will make plans in advance.Most of them either saved tens of thousands of copper coins or left behind the secret method of immortality. Only he spent all his wealth to plant a large apricot forest on the mountain behind his house.

Dong Feng didn't listen to others' incomprehension and criticism, and carefully cared for his apricot grove, making the fruit fragrant and sweet.If someone wants to buy apricots from another family, he needs to exchange the same amount of food and money. If he has no property, he can plant apricot trees in exchange.If someone wants to steal fruit for free, all the beasts in the mountain will chase him. Unless he has the speed of a leopard and the strength of a bear to escape, he can only kowtow obediently and return the stolen fruit.

There is always a time when Wanguan copper coins are squandered, most people can hardly practice the secret method of becoming a fairy, but Dong Feng's apricot orchard is full of firewood, and the fruit trees are increasing, and the more the fruits are, the more they can be exchanged for more. money food.After he ascended to immortality and left, not only the descendants of the Dong family became rich because of the orchard, but also drove the economic development of the village and improved the natural environment along the way.To this day, Dong's Orchard is still a classic example of the successful development of a green circular economy in the local area.

After becoming a fairy, Dong Feng still had a strong interest in environmental protection economy. He devoted himself to research for two thousand years and became a senior academic talent in this field.The joint meeting very much encourages such a god to enter the world. He only needs to be named at the meeting, and occasionally show up to prove that he has no five decays, nor has he died in the thunder of becoming a god.The rest of the time stays at Huadu University of Agricultural Sciences to do research and teach, and give lectures on environmentally friendly agricultural planting.

There is nothing to say about Mr. Dong's professional quality. The stack of books is taller than Ying Buyi's height, and each book is a masterpiece worshiped by students.Maybe it's because he is all focused on academics, but he is very confused in personal life. He is the famous NO.

For example, at this moment, Bushi is speechless to Teacher Dong who is still out of breath after jogging—have you forgotten that you are actually a fairy?Anyway, use some fairy power when running, don't you need to integrate into the mortal world so thoroughly?If you really can't, you can call me, and I can go there, right?Why do you have to run over by yourself?Even more incredible is...

"Mr. Dong, you seem to have my phone number?" Yes, in order to facilitate the members of the joint meeting who have gone deep into the grassroots, the meeting has distributed observer phone lists to them by region.

Teacher Dong breathed evenly, pushed down his glasses again, and said calmly: "...I can't find that piece of paper..."

...Keep smiling unswervingly: "Then please save me now."

"...Okay." Teacher Dong slowly took out his old-fashioned mobile phone with straight buttons...

Looking at the shiny polished shell, I can't help but feel that the mobile phone gentleman has the potential to become a genius.Forget it, the old one is a bit old, but it can fully guarantee that the phone number can survive in Mr. Dong's phone for a long time.

After exchanging numbers, ask patiently: "Do you need help?"

"...That's right, a botanist colleague of mine told me last month that he may have discovered an extinct plant in the Yanshan area. If its existence is confirmed, it will be able to advance the technology of genetic resurrection of ancient organisms. Big step, what about this technique..."

Going off so fast!Buyi hurriedly interrupted him: "Teacher Dong! This technology doesn't seem to have anything to do with what you want to do, right? Let's pick the most important ones and say okay?"

"Oh, oh, I'm sorry. My colleague should come back this month, but there has been no news. I had a dream the night before yesterday. He came to me covered in blood and said he wanted to go home. No matter how I asked, he didn't Answer something else! Then I woke up. Comrade Ying, I feel uneasy, can you help me use the qi technique to find it?"

"...May I ask if your friend is a mortal or a monk?"

"mortal."

"Uh...Teacher Dong, it's not that I don't want to help, my qi-watching technique is only useful for monks...how about you go to the relevant department to report the case?"

"Hey~ Comrade Ying, this friend of mine has no family members. Even if he disappears in the local area, it will take 48 hours to file a case? What's more, like him who often goes to deep mountains and old forests, and I have no actual evidence... I applied. Because I am not sure whether he is really missing, the association is unwilling to spend resources to help me find it... Please do me a favor and help me out! Thank you, thank you."

The fairy's inspiration is very strong, and I believe in Teacher Dong's induction. I think that such an intellectual can only deal with books, and doesn't know how to ask for help.

Dong Feng took out the small map that he had prepared earlier, and helped him confirm the approximate location of his friend in Yanshan. He was talking about the police portable radio ringing, and the moment he switched it on, Uncle Zhu's loud voice burst out of the receiver: "Xiao Ying, my old man Zhu, stop patrolling! There is a case at the Huadu Museum! Lao Dong borrowed you for half a day! Hurry up and go there."

Turning off the radio and ready to go, Teacher Dong hurriedly stopped her: "Comrade Ying, I just went back to school, let me give you a ride." Ying Bushi thought that she was on the way, put the bicycle in the community, and agreed happily up.

The driver, Mr. Dong, changed his personality drastically. He drove the old Santa at a high speed and stopped in front of the Huadu Museum.Getting off the car, her calf trembled, she reminded Teacher Dong to drive slowly, and the result was that Teacher Dong slowed down more than usual, and she didn't know how fast he usually drove!The driver's license has not been revoked!Sure enough, it's boring, just like the lightning in "Zootopia", every sloth has a heart chasing extreme speed! T^T

The museum was temporarily closed, and a cordon was pulled up far away from the gate, and passers-by could only watch from afar.At a glance, he saw Dongshan squatting on the steps of the museum with a cigarette in his mouth, his face full of irritability.

Dongshan's living habits are very good. He drinks alcohol occasionally and basically doesn't smoke.But if he picks up a cigarette, you have to be careful, it means that he is in an extremely bad mood at the moment!... I really want to pour some water on Uncle Dong to let him turn off the fire, so as not to explode like a dud anytime, anywhere.

Seeing that she should not move, Dongshan threw the cigarette butt, and without a word, pulled her into the underground storage room of the museum, where all the cultural relics that are not on display or waiting to be restored are collected.

Dongshan stuffed the form into Buyi's hand: "This is the list of Yaozu staff in the museum and the classification list of Yaozu auras who have visited the museum recently. Check to see if there are any auras in the museum that are not on the list. Ghost aura, immortal aura, Take a look at all the qi you can see."

Because it is a public institution, the air mechanism in the museum is very complicated.Don't move while looking at the qi while comparing, and successfully compared the qi machines in the underground warehouse one by one.Dongshan did not give up, and expanded the scope, took her to the museum hall and passageway to look around, the colorful or light or thick, dark or bright auras could not move her eyes, and finally all the auras were still checked with the form.

"Are you sure?! Have you looked carefully?! Xiao Buyi, have you been doing well recently?" Dongshan was a little impatient.

Should not change the grievance: "You are not smart! Of course I have read it carefully, it is really not! I lied to you as a puppy! How fierce..."

Dongshan frowned and scratched the back of his head vigorously, then patted someone's head apologetically, and said helplessly: "It's not that I don't believe you, I'm just too anxious! If you don't have one, then don't. Thank you for your hard work. You go back first, and we will search again."

This means that Fufu cannot participate in the investigation. In fact, Dongshan is bound by the system most of the time, so he can only ask Bufu to find or identify clues, and treat her to dinner as a thank you. She cannot and will not be allowed to participate unless it is an emergency. investigation.Buyi knew the rules, didn't ask too many questions, and just left very sensible.

This time, I was a little bit stuck. No one would be happy if I worked hard, but my work attitude was questioned without evidence.Looking at his watch, it was already off-duty time, and it was too late to go to the community to pick up the bicycle, so he decisively decided to take a taxi to the Dingfeng Building to admire his daughter-in-law and soothe her soul.

The author has something to say:

Posted too hastily, extremely dissatisfied, overhaul.