I have nothing to love when I add the wrong friend

After receiving Tao Wangji's reply, Mo Jingshen was terrified!

Because at that moment, he felt inexplicably teased!People who have always had a firm heart think that these words are very suave?

There are ghosts!

He suspects something is wrong with him!

To be honest, a male anchor with no integrity like him, although he is very cautious in his emotions, he still speaks very boldly on weekdays!

He can even pretend to be a girl to tease a man, so how can he be expected to be moral?

So his fans are all in styles such as "I want to give birth to a monkey for you", "Pray for the sun", "How can you flirt if you don't marry", and the daily flirting posture is even more refurbished in different ways. Mo Jingshen has seen it before. Yes, there are too many!

To be honest, he can confidently say, "I'm from a concentration camp for prostitutes!"

"Whoo~"

In the past, when he saw some honest comments, there were always some netizens saying "here is an honest man, everyone come and bully him", he couldn't help but find it funny, and thought these people were really cute!

What if the mischievous want to tease other honest children?It feels like monkeys are dependent on being friends with cows!Just thinking about that picture is enough to make me happy!

Based on his experience of wandering in three rivers and five lakes, if he wants to have fun, he has to find people with similar temperaments to himself. I am afraid that there is no common language with those people whose personalities are completely different from his own!

Only now have I discovered that honest people are not always unlucky.

For example, if you bully a dishonest person like him, every time you bully, you will be sure!

[Isn't it good to speak well?Your marriage is none of my business!To say something like this inexplicably...]

"What did he say?"

Mo Xiulan has been waiting!Seeing his brother blushing, clutching his phone so he wouldn't let him look at him, his eyes were still sneaky!Curiosity flourishes!

However, Mo Jingshen just wanted to pretend it was nothing, he didn't want his cousin to know what he was thinking just now!

"Come on, I'm hungry, hurry up!"

Mo Jingshen patted his thigh and looked ahead, his way of changing the subject was astonishingly stupid!

Mo Xiulan narrowed her eyes, and her suspicions became more intense. Her elder brother was a fine man, and now he was trying to hide it, which simply fell below her deepest understanding!

"Brother! Don't you think that I've been waiting for you by this roadside for so long just to be rejected by you once?"

Girls from the Mo family are tough no matter what they look like on the outside, the tighter he covers her, the more she wants to see her!

Seeing her expression of "this person has a problem, everyone come and ask him", Mo Jingshen secretly hated himself for being so obvious that he had lost his sense just now!

He didn't even think about it!

He has always been unresponsive to other people's confession. Friends say that he seems casual, but in fact he has a heart of stone. Now he is emotional because of a funny comment from a male netizen!

It's like there is a mysterious string in my heart, no one can touch it, but one day, it actually issued a low buzzing sound, which frightened the owner out of proportion, it's normal!

In particular, it was found that the person who plucked this string was an absolutely impossible person!That's even more spooky, okay? !

Little Tao is a boy!

And those words were not addressed to him, Mo Jingshen!Not even to the "Mosasha" he pretended to be!

It's as if the tablemate sent a bouquet of roses, but it wasn't for myself, and I was not only empty-handed, but also liked someone of the opposite gender to the tablemate, but in the end, I felt ashamed as if I had encountered a confession...

Nothing more...

【Stop stop...】

The little man in his mind seemed to have experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one nine-day mysterious thunders, his face was scorched and he was weak:

"He, he didn't say anything, just said he was twenty or twenty..."

Mo Jingshen tried to avoid the serious and ignore the trivial, but Mo Xiulan had already seen through him. With one hand on the steering wheel and the other on his chin, his eyes were fixed on him: "What else? Don't hide it from me~"

Mo Jingshen didn't say a word, and she held the steering wheel still!The corner of the mouth is hooked into a smile!Don't blink!

"That's all! Just look!"

Mo Jingshen resignedly threw the phone over, following the principle that short-term pain is worse than long-term pain, and rolled his eyes.

However, he was not an honest person, and he wanted to struggle to the death, trying to confuse his cousin:

"It's all my fault. The wording just now was too formal. Gui Geng or something seems a bit inappropriate. What do you want? He must have thought I laughed at him for being too old-fashioned, so he deliberately teased me! What kind of love is he pretending to be? Ah! You don't know! I was so embarrassed just now that I wanted to find a box to get in!"

"Yeah, she's still a fresh meat, just suitable for dating!"

Mo Xiulan didn't seem to have heard his hasty explanation. Mo Jingshen's spine shivered and his fingers trembled when he heard a few words!

"He's fucking me in love! He told me this just to prove that he's tender? What's wrong!"

The blushing was inexplicable just now, but now I wake up and feel that something is wrong!

Mo Jingshen looked like he had seen a ghost, wishing he could slap his head twice!See if it contains water!

[Is this a head? 】

[This is watermelon! 】

[On weekdays, I feel very smart! 】

[Sure enough, this guy is a high-ranking man, right? ! 】

Mo Jingshen looked sluggish, lying on the car and didn't want to look up, Mo Xiulan couldn't help laughing out loud!

"This guy is really interesting! Haha! It's the first time I've seen someone who can make you go around! Well, not bad! This friend is really good! Someone should have come to treat you long ago! There is no one who keeps talking! I sometimes think, fortunately you have suffered a lot before, and now you know how to measure, otherwise, with your current level of prosperity, your girlfriends will not be able to make trouble?!"

"Forget it, forget it, don't look for opportunities to bully me! To be honest, this kind of person really has nothing to do with him. He is serious and joking. You can't go back, lest he think you are frivolous and look down on you!

"Hey! I have such a bad temper! Just being an idol is too burdensome! I really can't embarrass myself!

"I think he's very nice, if I look cowardly in front of him, it's as if I'm really cowardly!

"Let's stay a little further in the future!

"Sister! Drive fast! I'm starving to death!"

"Pfft~"

Mo Jingshen expressed his heart like a cannonball, even calling him "big sister". Satisfied, Mo Xiulan started the car with a smile.

Mo Jingshen looked at the chat interface with grief and indignation in his eyes, thinking about how to make a big move to get back the scene!

Oh shit!Thinking of him, Brother Shen, who ran rampant in the family courtyard since he was a child, and is also a leader like a big brother when he grows up, but he has nothing to do with this netizen, the key is that he can only sulk when he is deflated!I can't stand it! !

Mo Jingshen's mind is full of scripts, and there are so many scenes, he can revive every minute!

[Hehe, thicker-skinned than your brother Shen?Brother can make you kneel and sing Conquer! 】

Mo Jingshen silently took a sip of water to moisten his throat, then adjusted his voice, squeezed his throat and uttered a sentence delicately:

"Oh~Brother Tao, you, why do you say such things to others~ You know, after they met you, they came here to add you...Are you...are you talking to them..."

A passage fully expresses the shyness and anticipation of a girl who has just begun to love her when she meets a handsome man!

[Hehe, this kind of veteran cadre, if he is serious, he will be cowardly!Let's fight!Brother Shen, you have nothing to fear!Koko! 】

However, after a while, a voice came from the other side: "I'm sorry, Sasha, I like boys."

The deep and hoarse male voices are almost all the same, as if the false voice lacks a sense of reality, but it is a little cautious and serious——

It sounds good, but the recognition is not high!

Even though he had just met Tao Wangji for a few days, because Tao Wangji had a cold and his voice was hoarse, he didn't recognize the voice in a daze!

【Ah!They're all millennium-old foxes, why are they playing Liaozhai? 】

Mo Jingshen thought this was just an excuse, "I'm sorry, you are a good person, but...", "I'm sorry, I like boys", "Oh, my mother doesn't allow people to fall in love early"... are all really excuses!He knows it!

Because in his combination of rejecting fans, these are the most proficient moves.

He must have just used this to join his army!

So Mo Jingshen didn't think too much, and squeezed his throat again to speak:

"Oh~ as long as you like~ people can also become boys~"

[I am willing to change my gender for you!Playing big enough? ╭(╯^╰)╮See if you dare to follow me! 】

However, the other side only came back this time: "Hehe, naughty."

There is infinite pampering and tolerance in the words, but it is completely different from the tone when dealing with ambiguous objects, like the tone you would have when you patted the top of the young sister's head!

Angry! !

Mo Jingshen secretly hated himself for being too sharp!

If there is something, the other party doesn't need to say it, it's enough for him to make up his own brain!

Mo Xiulan watched the whole process, laughing until tears came out!

She knows how narrow-minded her brother is and how strong his revenge is!I've been following him since I was a child, and saw him fooling around with friends from all walks of life, tricking everyone, but now he was hammered to the ground with just a few words!

If it wasn't for thinking that she was still driving, she might have to pat the table and dance a disco to express her mood at this time!

"Brother! You also have today!! This is an encounter with a natural enemy! Are you sure this person is very honest? Is he a gentleman? He is extremely patient, meticulous, and serious about everything he does?"

When he described "Little Tao" before, he was thrown all over his face by his cousin Hulala, and Mo Jingshen felt his face was swollen!

【Oh shit!It really is a black belly! 】

"How did I know he was so good at pretending? He usually looks like that! As a result, he has a lot of eyes! Every sentence leads me to make up my own brain! Ahhhhhh!!!"

What's the difference between lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot?

Every sentence of his words seemed to be honest, and the most annoying thing was that those hidden meanings were all thought up by Mo Jingshen himself!I can't open my mouth if I want to accuse! !When it's over, I have to continue pretending to be an obedient junior high school girl!

No way, who made him not a reasonable old man, but a 20-year-old boy who valued love and righteousness?

Accidentally hurt the boy's friendship or something, he really didn't mean it!

The water that entered my mind when I was teasing him at that time has turned into tears now!

[I am a boy of the Buddha family, I am a boy of the Buddha family, I am a boy of the Buddha family...]

Mo Jing took two deep breaths, resisting his cousin's mental attack, and continued to build himself spiritually.

[Forget it, just play with your brother! 】

It took him a long time to find a way to calm his heartache, and it seemed to be more effective.

Silently sending Xiao Tao a naughty tongue-out yellow face emoji, Mo Jingshen pretended to be a 14-year-old girl again.

Just now, just treat "she" as rebellious occasionally!

With this kind of black belly, it's better not to play with sincerity!

Koko!

[Brother TT is a rebellious girl, hold back for dissatisfaction! 】

The sun was very bright, the shade was thick, and it kept sliding past the car window. Mo Jingshen put down his phone, as if he had just come off the battlefield, and continued to replenish his energy. His mind was full of anticipation for the timely rain for lunch, so Mo Xiulan said casually:

"Brother! Do you think he likes you?"

Seeing Mo Jingshen's unkind expression, "Come on! Hurt each other!", Mo Xiulan quickly turned her head and looked straight ahead, trying to describe:

"I mean, could he have actually fallen in love with this 14-year-old, gentle, kind girl you pretended to be? It's just because you are still young that he has to approach you under the guise of making friends?"

Mo Jingshen rolled his eyes: "Then I beg you to confess quickly, so I can block him as soon as possible!"

"Pfft~ Then you guys should go on like this! Maybe one day he will find out that you are a handsome little brother, and he will really fall in love with you? After all, he likes boys~"

It's not because she thinks too much, it's mainly because of the current situation, he has been quite successful as "Mo Shasha", and what Xiaotao said sounds extremely straightforward, and his tone doesn't look like a joke!

"Hurry up and shut up! It doesn't matter whether he likes men or women!"

"Yeah, anyway, it doesn't matter whether he likes men or women, you're fine! You can attack, accept, cute, resist..."

"Stop parking! I can't stay with you anymore!"

Mo Jingshen was so angry that he picked up the plastic bottle he had just emptied, and knocked on the front of the cab with a "bang bang" sound!I can't wait to grab the ground with my head!

"Hahaha!!!"

"Why is this so fun?"

"Old driver, take me~"

"A good show is not to be missed~"

Mo Xiulan acted like a pervert, and sang at the top of her voice!

Although there are not many people on the road now, this is too shameful!

"Shut up!! I want to go home!! Let me go!!!"

"Hahahaha!! Please have a big meal! mu~a~"

Under the hot sun, the low-key car gradually drifted away, leaving only a series of hearty laughter on the empty road!

The author has something to say:

Shen Shen (pinching his waist, with a serious face): Author, look at my sister, is she a character?Isn't it said that you are quiet, restrained and a little shy?

Author Jun (confident): What kind of duplicity is your sister, don't you have any compulsion in your heart?

23333, catch up at the last moment at twelve o'clock~ Sahua~ Good night~