I have nothing to love when I add the wrong friend

In order to win the trust of the scumbag, Mo Jingshen played the game without any pressure, and glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room from time to time. As the scumbag gradually revealed his true form, the barrage kept changing, which made him very happy to see:

"Wasao! Brother Shen! I almost don't recognize you! I didn't expect you to have this side!"

"Except for 666, stop talking nonsense!"

"Hahaha! I asked you to buy an incense burner, but I didn't ask you to buy so many incense burners! That's amazing, my brother!"

"Well, I still remember to buy a pair of shoes, at least I kept the last bit of dignity! Funny.JPG"

"The acting skills are natural 2333"

"I want to see photos of Brother Shen's women's clothing"

"Bronze ball photo!!"

"Straight men can be charming! Congratulations to brother Shen for entering the ranks of women's clothing bosses!"

"Pfft~~~ It doesn't matter so much, it's right to act like a baby anyway!"

"Brother Shen has a lot of tricks to flirt! Don't forget about riches and honor! Ask for advice!"

……

In order to reduce the possibility of revealing his secrets, since he started to act, he has maintained the mode of communicating with scumbags by voice, and communicating with fans with facial expressions. Seeing that everyone's topic is turning around his women's clothing, Mo Jingshen is a little helpless.

Why do these fans focus on the key technology?

He obviously yelled when he saw injustice on the road, so it's fun to help others, okay?These trivial skills are just to achieve the goal!It was the original intention to advise everyone to be serious about their relationship, but the fans' attention was all biased, and they only saw him pretending to be a girl for a woman's dress.

It seems that I have to give them a whole three views later, look at this crookedness!Tut tut!

He raised his index finger and silently made a "hush" gesture, hoping that everyone would calm down a little bit, but in the end, a lot of gifts were poured out, and they all persuaded him to concentrate on "teasing men", all kinds of jokes flew together for a while, making him almost bear I couldn't help laughing out loud.

His eyes returned to Summoner's Canyon, his teammates were clearly desperate for them, they just wanted to lose quickly so they could get out of the trap, even the voice of scolding the scumbag colored pen stopped, and the two of them were left to die in the bottom lane.

Mo Jingshen took a look at the record, and found that his side had been killed a total of 58 heads. Under his silent serial trap, the scumbag was the only one who gave away 23 heads. What's even more funny is that, as an ADC, he was still wearing a censer Lulu's big mouth only had 3 kills, and even the support Mo Jingshen took 6 heads and only died 11 times, tsk tsk.

As a professional jungler, Mo Jingshen has top-notch running skills, and it is not obvious that he sells his teammates.

Controlling Lulu to dangle against the grass, watching the blind monk on the opposite side come down the road and hit two again, Mo Jingshen immediately got ready, with a posture of ready to assist the big mouth to kill all directions, saying Lulu Lu's lines, one R is thrown out:

"The giant is coming!"

"Grow bigger quickly~"

Lulu's big move is wild growth, which makes teammates bigger, adds blood to friendly troops, slows down enemy troops, and knocks away enemies near the target at the same time. It has a strong auxiliary ability in team battles.

However, this is when the skills are thrown correctly.

According to his level, not to mention the three incense burners, the five incense burners can fly, but today's drama is too deep, it must be empty~~

"Oops~ I failed again~ I'm sorry, are you okay?"

When, of course there is something...

Watching his big mouth being knocked down to the ground by the opponent's brutal hammer again, the scumbag couldn't figure it out, he was usually pretty!Although the tuba failed to become the king, he is still a master!This is all typed up by myself bit by bit, there is no adulteration!Why is it so difficult to bring my sister today?It's okay to be huddled, once you show your head, you will be caught, and you will kneel every time you gank, it's poisonous!

Looking at the long countdown to resurrection on the gray interface, the scumbag couldn't take it anymore, and initiated a surrender vote with a trembling corner of his mouth.

Lulu, who sneaked back to her tower along the grass, calmly refused, and cast a furious wink at the live broadcast camera, in exchange for a hahahahaha, the gift was swished again.

It's a pity that he was severely trampled｜The teammates who had been trampled for more than an hour didn't hesitate at all, and Miaodian agreed. The battlefield had just been cleaned, and the teammates unanimously reported Dazui.

This game is over.

However, the game is over, and the showman's script is not over yet.

Weeping slightly, Mo Jingshen rubbed the corners of his eyes hypocritically, his voice choked: "Yes, I'm sorry...it's all because I'm too good..."

Seeing that he was at the bottom of the record, even the rookie Lulu scored higher than him, the scumbag was so angry that his stomach twitched, and he didn't care about such trivial things as flirting with girls, so he quickly clicked on the match and wanted to line up again to prove his ability , and a dialog box pops up in the middle of the screen:

"Scythe of Judgment Punishment Reminder

Abandoning the game or hanging up will cause your teammates to engage in an unfair game, and will be regarded as bad behavior that should be punished by the system.Your team has been placed in a low priority queue.

4:59 "

He seemed to be unable to read the following words clearly, and only the countdown in the middle of the dialog box was left in his eyes.

He was reported.

The scumbag choked speechlessly, his heart that had been agitated all night seemed to be splashed with ice water, and the anger in his heart erupted like a volcano, making him just want to curse, and hearing the soft girl's apology in his ears, let the anger in his heart find an outlet:

yes!If he hadn't been dragged down by this stupid little rookie, how could he be such a one-in-a-thousand extraordinary master?

He shouldn't be distracted chatting with his sister, and he shouldn't leave the game to add her wechat and lick photos...

Through the screen, although you can't see the opponent being judged, anyone who plays this game will understand the feeling of boredom.The funniest thing is that feeling depressed is like stepping on a series of pitfalls, but you can't even figure out why you are so unlucky.

Millions of fans in the live broadcast room can understand his mood, laughing like crazy old hens, all kinds of gifts come again, and the bullet screen is once again blurred:

"My brother Shen has a high level of teasing! There is nowhere to vent your anger!"

"Brother Shen, you're so narrow-minded! You will never find a boyfriend if you will retaliate~"

"What's the matter with feeling sorry for the scumbag for some reason? Well, although what I hate the most is this kind of philandering..."

"Start acting deeply!"

"Steel needles! If it wasn't for flirting with girls! This kind of assistance would definitely force you to blackmail and break up friends! 233333"

"When he comes back to his senses, Mo Shasha, your first online dating is about to fail! Be careful and watch out for the red light here~"

"Well, the scumbag has bad intentions, no one else is to blame."

……

The hot attitude of the scumbag before instantly cooled down, but Mo Jingshen was not worried at all. Instead, he decided to deepen his psychological shadow again, and he must make this person completely hate the behavior of "flirting with YP in the game".

Lit a cigarette, squinted slightly, and turned on the play hard to get mode. The disappointment in "Mo Shasha"'s tone really melted people's hearts:

"Hey, it seems that I am really not suitable for playing this game. Thank you for teaching me carefully. I am very happy tonight. I will download it, bye~"

After teasing for half the night, the scumbag thinks he has paid a lot, and the photo of this girl is so beautiful, watching the fat half-pull into his mouth, how can "she" give up LOL?The unhappiness just now was immediately diluted by the nervousness. Nothing can compare to a half-cooked duck trying to fly!

What's more, this girl has really worked hard just now, and she is also a fast learner. You must know that the operation of this game is quite difficult, and there are many novices who can't even walk well!Lulu is not easy to play, really don't blame her!

Almost instantly, the scumbag man found enough reasons to excuse "her", and even brought a touch of rare tenderness in his words:

"Everyone is a novice here, and I used to be like this! Don't be unhappy! How about I chat with you?"

"I'm tired and don't want to talk."

Mo Jingshen tried his best to straighten the corner of his jaw, his rosy smiling lips were slightly pursed, and the beads of his lips pressed against his lower lip, and he immediately looked angry.

The soft, waxy, glutinous voice of a Taiwanese girl is heard through the earphones, as if she is being coquettish in the ear, and the flame that has just been extinguished is lit up again, but it is even hotter: "Then what did you play before? How about I accompany you to play?" ? And you teach me?"

"I don't want to play anymore~ I'm so stupid, I can't play well~"

"Try it, there is always something you are good at, and besides, I will accompany you! What game can't you play? What are you afraid of?"

"Okay then~"

The viewers who watched the live broadcast never expected that seeing that the curse of dismantling CP had already taken effect, the scumbag had already retreated and ignored others. After his idol said lightly, the other party immediately entangled him again, but this is a disaster , with a reluctant look, it makes people want to hit someone!

Everyone had an ominous premonition, and while lighting up the scumbag one after another, they couldn't help but look forward to it, what will Brother Shen do next?

When the bullet screen was full of "bah bah bah" and "deep routine", Mo Jingshen calmly invited the other party to compete with him and everyone to find fault.

Everyone comes to find the difference in this game, the test is to have a sharp eye and a quick hand, and quickly find the difference between the two pictures.As a former LOL professional competitive player, Mo Jingshen's eyesight and hand speed are far beyond ordinary people. If he is a little more serious, he can kill the opponent without leaving any pieces.

In the first round, the scumbag seemed to want to let him go. Mo Jingshen was very good at it, saying coquettishly that he was stupid and couldn't play, while clicking the mouse continuously.

"My eyes are blurred, hey~"

After playing for four or five rounds, he was hanged and beaten, and the scumbag stared at him until his eyes were red, and the feeling of having nowhere to use his energy came back to him, which made him immediately lose his interest in the game.

It's really unbearable to lose face in front of the girl, but he couldn't win even if he tried his best. In the end, the girl was very embarrassed:

"You've never played this before! I can understand you~ only girls like to play this~~"

The tone was extremely soft and caring, which relieved his depression and at the same time convinced him that "this is a beautiful 24K pure soft girl".

"It's okay~ I don't care about winning or losing, this is just to make you happy~"

The subtext is that it's not that he can't do it, but that he is letting "her" and making "her" happy!

Mo Jingshen almost laughed angrily!If he hadn't heard a female fan talk about how obsessed this person is with the outcome of the game, he might have been deceived!

Do men love face, who doesn't, but this is like a gentleman who loves money in a proper way, there must be a method, so lying and bragging just to stand out is too bad, and even a man can't bear it!

Turning his eyes, Mo Jingshen felt embarrassed and said in a low voice: "I'm going to go to a beauty sleep~ You've seen their photos, but they still don't know what you look like~"

Sure enough, the scumbag's eyes lit up: "I don't have any photos, why don't I start a video? You can see the real me."

The fish had already bit the hook, Mo Jingshen chuckled, and said shyly, "Oh~ I'm so sorry for this big night~ I have to put on makeup, you wait for me~~"

"It doesn't matter if you don't have makeup!"

The scumbag thought to himself, all he needs to see is plain makeup, what kind of makeup is he wearing!

How could Mo Jingshen not know what he was thinking?My heart was full of MMP, and my tone was still delicate: "Girls~ It's like not wearing clothes without makeup, so you are very shy when you meet people~"

Maybe it was night, and it was a private chat with earphones, and the scumbag's voice immediately became obscene, with a strong hint: "I just like the way girls don't wear makeup~"

[Worshiping you, uncle!You like the way girls don't wear clothes! 】

Everyone who heard this sentence only had the same thought in their hearts, but now everyone wants to see their idols change into women's clothes, and they don't care about scolding people at all, they only care about excited imagination.

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In some places, in order to match the plot, there may be slight discrepancies with the rules of the game, please do not research.