I have nothing to love when I add the wrong friend

"The cannon king's name is Tao Yan? Hahahahaha..."

Mo Xiulan laughed convulsively, grabbed the pillow and patted it hard. Mo Jingshen was still reading the following character analysis and this "brilliant deed" and didn't notice anything wrong with the name.

"Listen, don't you think it's annoying?"

"Huh? Really!"

Mo Jingshen smiled softly to agree, seeing her laughing so hard that tears came out, he really didn't understand, how could such a homonym make this normally restrained and quiet girl laugh like a crazy woman?It seems that the cousin's smile is a bit strange.

"Don't laugh, quickly analyze and analyze, it's rare to celebrate the New Year today, and you can take action later."

"Alright alright!"

The two got together and analyzed while watching.

"The person who broke the news said that he looks masculine, sings well, looks calm and trustworthy, but is actually a black-bellied, gentle scum? The girls he victimized are all quiet and introverted, and they never look back after breaking up? Well, this kind of How do you flirt with someone? I'm afraid it will be difficult to make him sincerely."

"Well, it seems to be a protracted battle! Most of these people are deeply scheming and won't be easily moved. And you see, he also has the experience of stepping on two boats at the same time. He must be very thick-skinned and has no moral bottom line. People. If you don’t let him be sincere, even if you find out that you have been cheated afterwards, you will definitely feel that it doesn’t matter and you won’t learn a lesson.”

"Brother, I think you have to create a beautiful image of time and tranquility. I guess he likes it. It's better to be simple and cute in daily chats. He must also like this kind of quality, otherwise he won't I like young girls so much. Take some back photos and take a mysterious route..."

"You don't need to delete it, what if it is useful in the future? Anyway, I set up friends to only see the last three days, and I can't see the previous ones long ago."

"That's okay, take care of your Moments, maybe you'll be able to use them later."

A military adviser helped to come up with an idea. The two carefully analyzed the target person's personality and behavior habits, and set up a set of identity information for him by the way. Mo Xiulan then asked him to send Tao Yan a New Year greeting on WeChat.

Mo Jingshen made a "shh" gesture, signaling his cousin to mute the voice, and then sent a message with a gentle and shy female voice: "Brother Tao, I wish you a happy new year!"

When it was over, without waiting for the other party to reply, I looked through the photo album, found the photos I took when I helped cook the New Year's Eve dinner, and sent a Moments: "Chinese New Year, help my mother cook the New Year's Eve dinner, I wish everyone a happy New Year~"

Mo Xiulan just added his WeChat account, and seeing that his circle of friends is finally not empty, she couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing: "Your friends are just me and him, and you still have to help mom cook? Are you still doing the same?" Want to steal my mother from me? Beautiful idea! Brother! Do you want to get into the drama like this!"

Mo Jingshen was very helpless, seeing that the freshness of his cousin hadn't passed, he didn't want to say too much, since he decided to take it easy this time, it's enough to send a message like this today and post a circle of friends, now he just needs to wait slowly for the other party to reply information.

"Don't laugh, what's so funny? Go home and take pictures tomorrow, go out and watch TV now!"

"Okay, don't forget to cut the melon!"

"Ah."

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The Shanghai stock market, the SG base, the restaurant, and the five regular players who stayed in the team sat together, all with sad expressions.

Seeing that the Spring Festival Gala had already started, none of them was in the mood to turn on the TV.

The cook went home after the New Year's Eve dinner, and the other staff also went home after the game. Now there are only five of them left in the huge base.

Dinner is rich and delicious, but mostly light and nutritious dishes.

Three delicacies soup, steamed fish, corn with pine nuts, wax gourd and shrimp, stir-fried lily with celery and wolfberry, stir-fried asparagus...

Spicy?No.

Big fish and big meat?Also no.

Xiao Pang supported his chin with one hand and held a spoon in the other, stirring the three delicacies soup in the bowl, with the corners of his mouth drooping slightly:

"Ah~ I really want to eat spicy hot pot~ old hot pot with butter~ spicy and fragrant~ hey~"

Dai Le also lost interest: "Hey~ I miss my mother so much~"

Pei Guang couldn't see the "negative energy duo" sighing, and couldn't help complaining: "Didn't you just hang up the video? The battery of the phone is dead, haven't you talked enough?"

On the way back to the base after the game, they were chatting with their family members. Seeing people like Pei Guang whose family members do not support playing professionally made him feel sore.

"You don't understand, a mother's love is boundless, and you can never talk enough!"

Dai Le drank a bowl of soup with the bowl in his hands, raised his brows, and cast a displeased look.

Pei Guang didn't like him being homesick, and he even despised him for having a bad relationship with his family!

Li Mo hurriedly interrupted them: "Okay, let's eat quickly! Today's win is beautiful, we are all doing well!"

Seeing the good guys trying to smooth things over, it was difficult for everyone to talk about hurting feelings, so they immediately changed the subject with wit and interest, and started talking about the game.

"That's right! Today's fight is really smooth! Come with the momentum of thunder! Domineering!"

"Haha! Thinking about it, FP is probably worse off than us! We can't go home either, so we won anyway!"

"That's right. The manager has a human nature. He invited the chef to come back to cook. Although it is light, it is delicious~~ I have a competition recently, so I can't eat too exciting things. I'd better hold back my yearning for hot pot !"

Tao Wangji kept eating in silence, and when he heard Xiaopang sigh, he couldn't help but reprimanded him: "It's good that you know! One must know how to be satisfied! The spring competition lasts ten weeks, and it's a protracted battle! If it's because of health It would be a shame not to perform perfectly.”

Hearing the "veteran cadre"'s lecture, the other four nodded repeatedly in response, for fear that he would say something like "you can be the best when you suffer hardships".

Everyone ate in silence, staring at their phones, and lived peacefully for a while, until Tao Wangji heard a sweet voice from his phone: "Brother Tao,..."

Tao Wangji didn't expect the girl to send such "unreserved" words, and immediately wanted to turn off the voice, but he rarely used WeChat and other "fashionable" things, so he didn't know where to poke to turn it off. I pressed randomly for a while, but I didn't know where I pressed, and the voice started from the beginning again!

The charming female voice sounded again: "Brother Tao..."

That voice was three points shy and seven points soft, and it sounded like a goddess!Especially that unhurried demeanor!From the sound, you can guess that the other party is the kind of well-educated girl.

"Yo~"

Missing home, wanting to eat hot pot, they all flew aside, everyone's eyes were dazzled, and only Tao Wangji's "new situation" was in their eyes!

A few days ago, I was still planning to introduce a girl to him, and the lovers have already developed themselves!It seems that the previous plan does not need to be put on the agenda for the time being.

Otherwise, if the two sisters become jealous and cause the captain to have a difficult relationship, it will not be beautiful.

The four of them looked at each other silently, and they all understood each other's thoughts, leaving aside the abortive plan, everyone started teasing Tao Wangji in unison.

"Brother Tao, please pass me the spoon."

Xiaopang held his face in his hands like a nympho, and called him that on purpose, which made everyone clap the table and laugh!

Tao Wangji turned blue with anger!I knew that if I continued to turn off the voice, it would be deceitful.

Putting down the phone, he picked up the bowl with a blank expression, intending to serve himself a bowl of soup, Tao Wangji secretly made up his mind to delete this girl who likes to mess with moths later.

How childish!ill!That's why he deliberately passed this friend for the sake of his teammates!

"……Wish you a Happy New Year!"

The ceramic spoon tapped lightly on the soup basin, and the second half of the voice finally came to light.

Seeing that this was just an ordinary greeting, Tao Wangji's embarrassment disappeared in an instant, and he raised his eyebrows without changing his face, and said to his teammates: "It's just an ordinary greeting, why are you making noise?"

Dai Le tapped the bowl with his chopsticks without fear of death, frowning as if singing an opera, and said, "General greeting? Brother Tao?"

"She's younger than me, so it's normal to call me like that. Could it be that she should be called Brother Ji? Little Jiji? Big Jiji?"

Tao Wangji still remembered the fact that they called him "Brother Ji" behind their backs. Although his name is quite Zen and poetic, no matter what kind of nickname it is, it doesn't feel good, so the older people usually call him "Brother Ji". "Xiao Tao", young people often call him "Tao Ge", and people of the same age call him by his first name.

Teammates know that he minds this, and they don't call him these names in front of him on weekdays, and only make fun of him behind the scenes occasionally, they will make fun of his name.

Seeing his raised eyebrows and cold face, everyone thought that he had bumped into him for making complaints behind his back. They were afraid of being put on small shoes, so they didn't dare to do anything wrong, and instead gave him excuses.

"Ahem, some little girls like to be called brother, especially the kind of little girls from well-known families, don't they all play like this on TV..."

Tao Wangji kept a low profile on weekdays, but the members of the team lived together all year round, and they were not new to the world. From his daily necessities, one could guess that his family was well off. Such an explanation was reasonable and reasonable.

Tao Wangji was noncommittal, and continued to bury his head in his meal. After the meal, they all dispersed and returned to the bedroom, then picked up the phone again, and clicked on the girl's circle of friends.

Mo Jingshen is a very particular person, even if there is a lot of work in the kitchen, the photos he took are still very beautiful.

In the circle of friends that can only be seen for three days, only one Jiugongge can be seen.

In the photos, there are fresh ingredients, a luxurious and restrained kitchen, and even the hands or aprons of older women entering the country, obviously helping the elders prepare the New Year's Eve dinner.

Obviously, this girl has a good family background and a good upbringing. She is a good girl.

Tao Wangji had already been struck by the weird "Brother Tao", and planned to delete this person, thinking that there was no need to use his own methods to expose the conspiracy of his teammates, but when he saw her well-behaved circle of friends, he recalled that gentle and shy voice , Thinking that his cousin also called him this way, he felt that such a name was not too ridiculous.

Even if the two of them didn't know each other very well, with his tutoring, he couldn't do something that others greeted politely, but he was indifferent and hurtful.

Thinking about what his teammates had discussed before, he planned to introduce him a gentle female anchor, Tao Wangji squinted his eyes slightly, and secretly decided to investigate clearly first, to make sure that this person's intentions were indeed impure, and then decide on the follow-up code of action, so he sent a message Inquiry: May I ask who you are?

Mo Jingshen was nestling on the sofa watching today's LPL game video, and when he saw a message popping up on WeChat, he clicked on it immediately.

I saw that in addition to the voice that I sent on the page, there was an additional message from a person named "Xiao Tao" below: May I ask who you are?

The most important thing to do this kind of deceitful business is to inquire about the other party's news, but also to hide his own news. When Mo Jingshen sees him asking about his identity, he will naturally not tell the truth.

But if it's completely untrue, people will see the flaw at a glance, and it will make him have a bad impression of himself, and this person won't be able to get his hands on it.

Mo Jingshen thought for a moment, and then sent back a seemingly honest but vague answer: "I am a friend of classmate Chen, and I met you once in a while, so I asked for your contact information. /Shy"

Chen is a common surname, and a certain girl that the scumbag once scumbag happened to be named Chen, so Mo Jingshen used it just like that.This statement seems very specific, but it is impossible to fully determine his identity.

Mo Jingshen thought that he deliberately waited 2 minutes before replying to the message, which was already very "reserved", but in the eyes of Tao Wangji, who only checked the messages before going to bed every day, such speed and "immediately" no difference.

Thinking about Xiaopang's surname Chen, who just happened to meet this classmate Chen, Tao Wangji immediately realized that this girl was indeed the one his teammates had asked him to "love" with, and couldn't help but sneered.

He knows that there are many people who want to chase him. If his teammates gave the contact information, she knows who he is, and after adding his friends, she can't help but express her love for him in words, which is very understandable. up.

The other party was polite, and he planned to take the opportunity to teach his teammates a lesson, so he didn't want to be too indifferent, but he really didn't like this person, so Tao Wangji thought it over, and replied "I wish you well" in an indifferent but polite tone. Happy New Year to you", put down the phone and ignore it.

Mo Jingshen didn't know that he had added the wrong person, and made the other person misunderstand perfectly by accident. Looking at the cold "Happy New Year to you too", he couldn't help but sneer in his heart:

Ah!He really is a sullen-bellied man!He was obviously happy because a girl took the initiative to come up to him, but he deliberately pretended to be aloof and cold!

If he was really aloof, he would not reply to his messages, he would not even agree to his friend application, and he would not deliberately use polite words such as "Excuse me" and "You" in his words, deliberately revealing that he is very serious. cultivated.

Glancing at the phone coldly, knowing that it was too late, Mo Jingshen quit WeChat without replying a word.

The author has something to say:

Xiaojiji: Heh, knowing who I am, I can't help being happy, it's normal.

Brother Shen: Oh, they are all routines, I can see through them at a glance.

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The first trick of teasing a man: let him get to know you.

Specific operation: send a suitable circle of friends to let him know your life; send a voice to let him know your voice; send a photo at an appropriate time to let him know your appearance...