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"Oh, I just can't find a chance to anal him!" You Kaifeng spat out the huge loquat core in his mouth, and walked forward pretending to be big by hooking the comer's neck: "Let's go! he goes."

"You fucker!" Lu Qingyuan flew over and kicked his ass, pulling his collar back: "Clean up quickly!"

You Kaifeng turned sideways, watching everyone pick up the mess, order goods and sell stolen goods, clean up the crime scene, and they will run away with oil on the soles of their feet in the next second, "Ah, are you afraid?!"

"Don't pretend to be big." Li Yuan hastily hung a bag of light loquats on Zhou Yiqing's arm, "The school clearly prohibits you from touching this old tree, and you don't care about it wherever you go, and you still face it. Believe it or not that I won’t give you a graduation certificate because of the big mistake?”

"Hey, what are you doing?!" Another whistleblower came to work underground, firing like small cannonballs all the way, pressing Qi Liu Hai'er who was blown into a middle part, and shouted: "People are coming soon! The head teacher is with you, why don't you run and wait for death!"

"I—rely on?!"

Everyone was amazed, it was agreed that it was just a roaring dog, why did they even invite Erlang Shen over? !

Peng Xiaoman was so frightened on the tree that his white hairs stood on his arms.

"Hurry up and retreat first!" Li Yuan took the plastic bag from Zhou Yiqing's hand and pushed it to Lu Qingyuan: "Let's all go first, go back from Baishutang, don't run into anyone."

Xu Ming hugged the newspapers and mineral water bottles on the ground into his arms, and said calmly and peacefully: "If you need to escape, follow me first, go inside, keep your voice down and don't make noise." He waved his hand, shut up and led the people quickly Flashed into the corridor of the red building.You Kaifeng was still moaning and unwilling to hide, but Gou Zhong Qi and Zhou Yiqing dragged him away by grabbing the hem of his clothes: "Don't tease you, it's your goal!"

For a while, the tree fell and the monkeys scattered, and the thieves slipped away quickly.

"You go first, too." Li Yuan looked at the wandering behind her, slowly got up, and looked up at the tree again: "Why are you squatting still? Hurry up and run away!"

Peng Xiaoman hooked the tree, and a big white eye in his heart could fly out for a mile, Jing scolded - nearly three meters high and facing the concrete floor, come up and try, your legs will bend for you.

"You—" Su Qi looked at Peng Xiaoman worriedly, then looked at Li Yuan, hesitant to speak: "You two..."

Li Yuan turned her head and smiled at her, "It's really okay, if you catch three or two, you'll be caught, if you can escape one, don't be stupid, I'll wait for him."

"I'm afraid you—"

"We're fine!" Peng Xiaoman turned his back and pouted his mouth, carefully trying to adopt the traditional tree-down position, with his buttocks pouted and moving down a little bit, "We haven't handed in the fight inspection yet, so I'm not afraid to write more One portion." I slipped without paying attention, and was suddenly shaved by a tree branch: "Oh, it hurts, it hurts..."

Immediately, he hugged the tree and stopped moving.

Li Yuan wanted to push Su Qi's back, but after thinking about it, she stopped, and waved her forward gesture: "Hurry up, listen to me and don't delay."

Seeing that Li Yuan insisted on her own opinion and did not want her to stay, Su Qi felt lost and worried. He hesitated again and again, and when it came time, he still said "listen to me", which made her walk away in small steps.

"Can you make it, you!" Li Yuan saw Su Qi's long ponytail swaying away on his back, and then raised his head to be dissatisfied with Peng Xiaoman's high buttocks: "Master? Are you afraid of the matter of seconds? What are you afraid of when I follow you?" He stretched his arms under the tree.

"I'm cowardly, I'm cowardly." Peng Xiaoman admitted with no arrogance.

The dean followed Hu Bayi aggressively and turned a corner, and saw one squatting on the tree and the other standing under the tree at a glance.Immediately, he waved his forehead and shouted at the two of them: "Hey! What are you two doing! Why don't you come down?! Which class is so shameless?!"

The one surnamed Hu rushed to answer, and raised his hat: "Secondary high school student! I know him!"

"You're the only one with a fucking mouth." Li Yuan frowned and cursed, then raised her head, "You still don't dance when everyone is here?!"

"I won't jump!" The tree branch swayed, and Peng Xiaoman hesitated for a long time, but he couldn't figure out an ergonomic free fall posture, "Then why don't you hurry up and catch me? no?!"

Li Yuan didn't fly out of Tianling Gai with a big roll of her eyes——his mother has nothing to do with you.

"Come down quickly! What are you talking about! Can't you understand people's words if you don't let them pick you up?! Come down and stand upright and don't run away! Let's see who is so unruly!" The teacher nodded Finger, I managed not to place it not far away and yelled a good voice.

Li Yuan turned her head and saw that the approaching person was so angry that he seemed to be approaching her. She flashed a flash, smacked her lips with a bad expression, turned around and stretched out her hand to jump high, clamping Peng Xiaoman's high ankle with all her strength.Peng Xiaoman was taken aback, and subconsciously slipped his foot to escape Li Yuan's face. "Hey, don't—"

Li Yuan quickly turned her head to avoid the frontal blow: "Don't you, uncle."

Li Yuan tilted her head to hold him and pulled him down hard, tearing him off the tree like picking corn.Peng Xiaoman subconsciously grabbed a branch and held on tightly, but he couldn't withstand the acceleration of gravity. Hearing a crisp "crack", he turned his head up with the branch, and collapsed into Li Yuan's arms.Li Yuan was also unsteady on her feet, so she protected Peng Xiaoman and rolled and sat at the dean's feet, raised her neck, and was facing the other party with an angry expression of "simply rebellious".

From then on, Li Yuan always felt that she was sick at that time.

At that time, he looked down at Peng Xiaoman in his arms from top to bottom, seeing him holding up a loquat branch, his eyes were full of shock, and there was a faint crimson mark on his face.What he thought at the first moment was not "This is over", but "It's really light."

What about the weight of your soul.

"Very good." The general situation was gone, Li Yuan slacked her shoulders, lowered her head, and whispered in Peng Xiaoman's ear, mocking herself: "We are on the street."

Peng Xiaoman looked up at him, tilted his head, held a loquat branch against his forehead, and suddenly laughed uncontrollably, his eyes full of indescribable joy.

"Dangling" the old class slapped the blackboard eraser heavily on the desk, and a burst of white dust suddenly rose around.The girl in the front row was busy covering her mouth and nose, lowered her head and carefully fanned Ben Wanghouxiong, and blinked.

The electric fan in the classroom squeaked and spun on the top, but the bottom was silenced. It was as quiet as stagnant water, and no one dared to make a sound.In order to quote celebrity aphorisms, the school posted portraits of Pythagozilla and others on the wall. The blond-haired, high-nosed foreigner with a high-nosed academic face looked down at the audience with a mocking look at the moment.

"Stand for me!"

Lao Ban suddenly shouted loudly like thunder on the ground, making people tremble with fright.Immediately following two sounds of the tables and chairs being dragged, Li Yuan and Peng Xiaoman lowered their heads and stood on the seats one behind the other.

Laoban's flower glasses were hanging on the tip of his nose, and he touched his beer belly that looked like an upside-down pot. You guys are so capable, and you make big and small mistakes one after another, what? Let yourself go? Who are you going to have trouble with?"

Li Yuan lowered her head and moved her tongue carelessly in her mouth, while Peng Xiaoman touched her nose.

"My heart is lost, right? Ah?" The old class paced around on the podium, poked his index finger down, raised his eyebrows and said slowly: "Come on, come on, come on, everyone else stand up, everyone Be conscious, don't let me ask you one by one, if you make a mistake, stand up and don't delay the next class!"

Gou Zhong Qi took the lead in putting down his glasses, pushed away the chair and stood at attention without any hesitation.

The old class touched his chin: "Okay, righteousness, come here."

Su Qi and Lu Qingyuan then got up at the same time, both turned their heads and touched their necks.

"and also."

Zhou Yiqing followed suit and stood up straight, and looked back at Xu Ming, who was poking his lips and holding a broken face, and also stood up, looking as if he was going to be sent to the vegetable market to be beheaded to death, just like Yi Shuihan , The strong man is gone and will never return.The old class didn't expect that Lian Ming, a guy with big eyebrows and big eyes, would also rebel. He raised his eyebrows for a moment, and then he couldn't help pulling out his voice and said: "I'm still the squad leader, and I will withdraw for you sooner or later! Come on! Stand together! Don’t squeeze it like I’m telling you to stand one by one!”

Li Yuan heard that there was no sound behind her, so she put her hand on the tip of her nose and pretended to cough, pretending to push it back unintentionally, which made You Kai's feng shui cup and pencil case crackle immediately.

"My day..."

You Kaifeng has a lot of bad deeds, and the old class has always bowed his head with his tail crossed in front of him. When Li Yuan made such a fuss on purpose, he quickly reached out to press the insulated thermos, glared at him, and then followed the others, clearing away Standing up from the bench without changing his expression, he pretended that Mount Tai was collapsing in front of him.Just now, when he spoke boldly, his chest was clattered, and this hand completely turned into a ball of silence.

Standing up in one breath, less than half of the class, it looked like a poplar forest.All of them are upright and energetic, and all of them are worry-free!Rolling his eyelids, he was so angry that he wanted to turn around and ascend to heaven.

It has to explode.

"It's outrageous! It's outrageous! The school's rules are ignored! It's not allowed to be picked, and it's still picked! I think it's a gluttonous worm! Do you know how old that tree is?! Do you know who planted it? Is it?! There are enough two under the tree to try it, and half of the class can attend it! Then I love the tree and I won’t be able to attend the next class! We all go to the school gate to find the tree! I will show you! If there are those who can’t climb Don't finish class! Do you want me to let you climb enough?!"

The old class turned around and pointed at the first suspect Peng Xiaoman from a distance: "You are so in love with trees, you can go to Hainan to pick coconuts after graduation, okay?! After the Shenzhou series, I will count on you!"

Li Yuan's laughing point is actually very low, and she can't stop laughing at every word.Peng Xiaoman heard him make an inappropriate "sneer" from his mouth, and when he looked back, he was pursing his lips and his shoulders were trembling.If you don't look at it, it's okay to look at it, Peng Xiaoman complained in his heart, while covering his mouth, he wanted to join in the fun.In addition to lacking a little Mandarin, the homeroom teacher's burden is shaking, and he has been hired to train at Deyun Club for two years, and he is also a pillar.

"Laugh? Hey, you have the face to smile! Come on, let me see if you smile again! It's okay to pick it off. I just opened my eyes and closed my eyes and said it! Well, you two are quite generous! Just break off the branches of the human tree Take a big root! What are you doing? Take it back and use it as firewood?!"

The old class pulled out the branch from under the podium as if by magic, and put it on the podium with a "crack", his eyelids drooped and he was even more angry: "the old tree is still there when it is windy and rainy." Without you! They are all with feelings and humanistic history, and they didn’t grow up there to satisfy your greed! Do you know what this behavior is?!”

Some "little sparrow" chirped at the bottom, buried his head and murmured "destroying cultural relics" in a low voice. After a very short moment of buzzing and commotion, everyone held back very hard.

"Who said it?! Whoever said it stood up on the podium and said it! I think whoever has a mouth can say it all day long! I think you can get a good score in the Chinese test?!"

"Little Sparrow" ate a crackling shot, bit the root of his tongue out of coercion, and died on his own.

Panting for a while like an old cow, his gray stubble chin trembled, and he raised his hand to smooth his undulating chest.It is not easy to shout when you are old, and you are prone to cerebral hemorrhage. "Don't think that I don't usually control you strictly, so I really let you go crazy. You are the last class I took care of. Hey, I sent you to the university and I will retire to take care of my grandson. , in the last school year, please all of you be more honest and don’t let me, a little old man with high blood pressure and high blood fat, wipe your ass with you all day long, and I won’t be safe if I fall late.”

Unscrewed the lid of the cup, took a sip of water, and raised his hand to make a six: "June, the third year of high school will take the college entrance examination in June. I want to see how you are doing in your final exam. Hey, I want to see the average score. If you are a little lower than class one, you all have to wash your necks and see how I can fix you, and I won’t say much else.”

Looking at Li Yuan: "You, Xu Ming, and Gou Zhongqi, if you can't win the top five in age, just wait and try. Tighten up the strings and skins."

Looking at Peng Xiaoman who was picking his finger again, he hesitated again and again, sighed insignificantly, and didn't say much after all.

"How can you two be punished at the flag-raising ceremony on Monday? By the way, I will read the review of the fight between you two. Don't turn around after the flag is raised. Just listen to the two of you. It really makes me look good." Patiently brushing off the pen dust from the books, before leaving the door, he turned back and slammed on the door panel. There was a "bang bang" sound: "I have to stand up in this class! Let me see who dares to sit!"

Wei Yiquan listened to a big play outside.

When the old class walked to the door, he hurriedly changed his smiling face, his brows scattered, and Chao Wei Yiquan nodded in apology, with a fishtail-like crease around his eyes, "I'm sorry, Teacher Wei made a criticism. , I’m wasting your time, hurry up, hurry up and go to class. This bunch of fuel-inefficient kids don’t want to be recruited, I really don’t want to be recruited.”

"Okay, don't be too angry."

In Lu Gao Yishui's beer belly, Wei Yiquan is a rare young teacher. He has just finished his Ph. D., young and elegant, bright and understanding, and his class is also funny; With a clap, he pushed the thin-rimmed glasses: "The students in your class are all smart, and they know it well. Don't worry, children have a heart."

"Standing up at 1.7 meters and 1.8 meters is still a child's heart! Shit." The old class shook his head and sighed in disapproval, "Standing, Teacher Wei, don't be soft-hearted, don't let them sit down."

Seeing the old class walking away in the corridor with a teacup triangle and hands behind his back, Wei Yiquan entered the door with a physics book and smiled, raised his eyebrows, glanced at the tree branch on the podium, and made eye contact with the students below. Small eyes.After seeing off the Tathagata of the Western Paradise, all the little fairies eased the austere atmosphere a little bit, and lowered their eyebrows in relief.Those who move their necks move their necks, those who tilt their heads and talk small things.Lu Qingyuan's legs were sore, his butt touched the bench, and he stood up timidly.

"Are you holding a memorial service?" Wei Yiquan made a teasing tone on purpose, pointed to the tree branch lying on the podium, and flipped through the physics book, "Send a representative to give a eulogy." ?”

There is a grievance and a debtor, so everyone turned their heads to look at Peng Xiaoman.Peng Xiaoman lowered his head and touched the back of his head for a moment, "Just... be immortal."

It's still the same one who has no heart, and looks like there is a layer of separation.

After school in the evening, the spoils are divided in the classroom.Although he was unfavorable at the beginning of the battle, he was caught off guard and returned home without a chance, but the results of the battle were numerous anyway, and this wave was not a loss.Gou Zhongqi is the dog-headed military adviser in the organization. He helped Xu Ming, the nominal opinion leader, to distribute three bags of loquat fruit equally to the students in the class. Hats, pockets, and school bags and lunch boxes are also fine.Except for a few people who were always pure-minded and never fooled around with people like You Kaifeng, all of them were smiling.According to Li Yuan's later words, the scene was like receiving relief food in a World War II refugee camp.

Peng Xiaoman and Li Yuan, as the two outstanding generals who went to the front line and carried the big pot, were comforted by Gou Zhong Qihao, and they went back with a big bag of loquats.The two walked to the parking shed to pick up the car, and it was rare for them to go home together.Taking advantage of the time when someone bowed to unlock the car, Li Yuan conveniently put the plastic bag into the car basket of the other party who had been quiet for a long time.

"You don't want it?" Peng Xiaoman pulled the bag and looked up at him.

Li Yuan was riding a red mountain bike, with a paint finish that could blind people's eyes under the sun. Show yellow and show blue, show is right, don't ask why.

Lin Yixiong, who lost his temper, lost his temper later. He shook the police badge on his shoulder and put it on his waist and asked him with a smile, hey, you said that as a descendant of the people's police, it's fine if you don't have the string of investigation and anti-reconnaissance. With this in mind, don't you think it's like dumping a dung bucket on your ancestor's grave, like being humiliated and poking your spine?Li Yuan never bothered to talk back to him directly, she thought that you are only a policeman, what are you proud of, how many times have you found someone who lost an electric car in the jurisdiction and reported it to the police station?The last time a child was lost, the whole city adjusted the surveillance, but they couldn't find it for a long time. When it arrived, it was not a person who ran back from the train station by himself.

He kicked the bicycle pole, "No one in the family likes to eat fruit, so I gave it to you."

It turns out that Li Xiaoxing likes to buy it quite a bit, and now that she is taking it home, even if it is rotten, no one will touch it.

Peng Xiaoman wanted to say that you don't fucking like fruit, and when you came up with an idea, you made a fuss about it, thought about it for a while and didn't say anything, and put it in a joking way: "I can't blame you for not being juicy when I look at you."

"Yeah, only Shaoxia Peng, you are beautiful."

"So-so." Peng Xiaoman hit the snake with the stick, stepped on the bicycle, turned around and stuck out his tongue at him: "You are also whiter than Li Shaoxia."

"I thought you were going to say number three in the world."

"It's not that big of a face."

Li Yuan looked at the new color on his face, smiled and said nothing.

Going out of the school gate to the Wanqiao Bridge, the Wunan River is shining brightly, and they ride parallel to each other, blocking the way of cars coming from behind.Peng Xiaoman rang the car bell and leaned towards Li Yuan. He turned his head and saw that the coming car was a shiny Mercedes-Benz S6.When encountering a million-dollar car on the road, Peng Xiaoman always avoids corners. A poor student like him who rides a bicycle at a speed of life and death all day long is accidentally scratched. Yes, the price of Rendang pork says that if it is sold out, it will not be able to afford it.Unexpectedly, the S6 did not speed up, and walked slowly to Li Yuan's hand, rolling down the window.

Wei Yiquan stabilized the steering wheel with both hands, the alizarin red of the sunset was stained on the lens, and smiled at the two of them in a very elegant and beautiful way: "It's rare to see you two together."

Peng Xiaoman made a little somersault in his heart—do all high school teachers make money like this now? !

"We're not in a hurry to go back and write the review. The one on the left is [-] characters and the one on the right is [-] characters." Li Yuan looked at him sideways: "I think the flag-raising ceremony needs extra time, Teacher Wei."

"Why don't you two speed up sixteen times, and practice your words better." Wei Yiquan didn't put on the teacher's airs, and joked with the students as well, and turned serious after laughing: "I came here to remind you, at the end of July You have to go to the South China finals of the Robot Contest."

"Don't." After hearing this, Li Yuan immediately frowned and declined, "I've already retired and you're still holding on to me. If you don't go, I don't have time."

"Without you, there is no one in the robot club to take the lead."

"When did I say that I'm going to be the leader of me?" Li Yuan laughed for a while, then paused for two or three seconds, "I'm afraid of delaying my review time, I don't dare to be too loose in the second year of high school."

Peng Xiaoman didn't know anything about the school's robot club, and he didn't know that Li Yuan was one of the key club members, but he couldn't help but want to chime in—why are you talking about this scene? You were riding a bike the day before yesterday. Send your old man to the Internet cafe to play games.

"Let me tell you this." Wei Yiquan was silent for a moment, stopped on the bridge, and stepped on the clutch, "You know that the country's educational resources are not balanced, and you also understand the immigration of the college entrance examination. You are in the top of Qingyi, and the national ranking may not be You can get into the top [-]. If you want to apply for a major in science and engineering such as Li University or the University of Electronic Science and Technology, if you want to study their ace majors such as medicine, electronics, and civil engineering, the A-level bonus points for national competitions and The certificate is beneficial but not harmful, even if you want to go through their independent enrollment, there are interviews and recommendations, this is your only stepping stone."

Peng Xiaoman didn't know whether to wait or not to wait.

Wait, I didn't get to that point; I didn't wait, I had to leave the school gate together.He stepped on two pedals, staggered the distance of two or three meters between the two of them, stretched out his feet to touch the ground, stabilized the car on the bridge, and looked back at Li Yuan, who was talking with her head down beside the car.

Temperament takes time to brew, and it is difficult for high school students to talk about temperament.But good-looking and bad-looking, you can still tell the difference.Some people are good-looking, their eyes, ears, mouth and nose are all ink strokes in the flower-and-bird meticulous brushwork, which is regular and organized; while Li Yuan's good-looking is freehand like a mountain and rock, but difficult to describe.It lies in the emotions for the onlookers, not the pure visual experience.

Peng Xiaoman couldn't help but analyze it with great interest.

——The brow bone is too high, and it has a foreigner taste. If the root of the mountain is not high enough to match the artistic conception between the eyebrows, it will almost be nondescript; the face is slightly narrow and long, and the cheek muscles on both sides sweep the silhouette It seems to be a little sunken, but fortunately, the corner of the jaw is deep enough, and the feeling of melancholy is neutralized into a cold one; the lips are also thin, but the upper lip has two peaks, and the sharp edges and corners weaken the taste of thinness.

Forgive Peng Xiaoman for bluntly saying that he looks strangely old.But this kind of awe-inspiring mature aura falls on him without any violation, and his charm value is up, which is quite intriguing.Once the school uniform is worn on him, it's like a child's play, like an old fresh meat that has been scrambling all the way in the entertainment circle, and he has to go to a youth drama.Peng Xiaoman leaned on the faucet, stared at Li Yuan for no reason, and unconsciously lost focus.Vision blurred, alizarin red undertone.

Li Yuan waved her hand in front of Peng Xiaoman: "Let's go."

"Hey!" Li Yuan rode straight across the end of the Wanqiao bridge, and Peng Xiaoman wanted to chase him, so he called out to stop him.

"What?" Li Yuan turned her head, "What do you want to ask?"

"...I just want to ask Mr. Wei why he is so rich." Peng Xiaoman stepped on the pedal and moved closer, whispering: "Our old class, who is so respected and respected, still rides an electric donkey. Why does he drive an S6?"

"You do not know?"

Peng Xiaoman shook his head.

"Do you know about Shuyuelou, that hot pot restaurant chained across the country?"

"Ah." Peng Xiaoman nodded, "I can't even get in line."

"It was opened by Mr. Wei's parents. He is rich in teaching and educating people. He is the halo of a proper novel hero. If he is not good at teaching, he can only go back and inherit hundreds of millions of property." Li Yuan saw that he was almost lost. He lowered his chin and continued with a smile: "Don't talk about Lao Ban. His son is a high-skilled talent who came back from the Laomei Research Institute. He usually drives a million-level car. Lao Ban just doesn't look like a mountain."

Peng Xiaoman felt a little warmth on his face, and when he came back to his senses, he realized that Li Yuan's half body had suddenly approached, and he pressed his thumb to one side of his cheek.The other party pressed down naturally, and there was a pale blood stain on the pulp of his finger.The shallow cut made by the branch, seeped blood.

"Your grandma won't bring you here again to ask for an explanation, so you have to perform Erren Zhuan for her again?" Li Yuan compared her thumb to him. Even if she smiled casually, it was almost like the back of a mountain. that part.

"Don't worry." Peng Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, then looked at him and tilted his head, "I said I was bitten by a mosquito, and my hand was scratched."