[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

Dwarf gold, gold, gold coin coin coin coin coin!

Joe's eyes straightened suddenly.

She seemed to see her wand flying through the air, the cauldron dancing with the compound potion.There are even fat turkey legs and apple pies waving happily to her.

No, of course, those are just phantoms, things that once belonged to her but are now out of reach.but!As long as she can get that gold coin, all this will not be far away!

How could she give up?You know she hasn't even had a boyfriend yet!And the apple pie she put in the magic pocket is about to go bad if she doesn't eat it! ! !

"Meow!" cried Jo, mustering courage.

No deer paid attention to her, but a few elves turned their heads in surprise, and Joe realized that he had called wrongly.She hurriedly imitated the deer and called twice, this time the heads of the elves turned back, and the heads of the deer turned back one after another.

"What did you just say?" a deer said in amazement, "You are a fool? My God why are you talking about yourself like that?"

Joe: "..."

There is simply no way to communicate!

She decided to do it with her own body and express her will with actions.Going to do it, Jo strode forward and bravely walked up to the Elven King.

The elf king with gem eyes was picking out all the valuables such as gems and gold coins in the pocket with one hand, and then ordered the guards to take the rest of the garbage and destroy it.At this moment, Joe quietly approached the Elf King, and was blocked by the silver spears of the two guards crossing in front of his neck.

"No deer with big horns can approach or kneel and lick my king at any time!" The guard said coldly, and moved the silver gun... no, it was a wooden gun coated with silver powder.Joe was forced to back away, flicking his tail depressingly.She didn't want to kneel, let alone lick!

"Don't worry, there are rewards for the top two deer (there are two qualified deer in total)." The blond elf who injured George's leg came to comfort her, "If you really like the king, you can ask him later Get close to him. The king is very fond of big horned deer!"

Love bighorn deer so send them to fix toilets?

Joe sighed, silently watching the elf king put the gemstone into his pocket, and while playing with the gold coins, he continued the previous award ceremony - naming the white deer.The elf king looked quite serious. He solemnly stroked his chin and thought about it for a long time, and finally said seriously: "Your name is Bai."

Is it worth thinking about for so long to directly use the color of others as the name?

The white deer, who was given the name "White", jumped down happily, and Qiao walked nervously in front of the Elf King.This time the Elf King didn't bring her a flower crown, but just looked down at her and asked indifferently, "What do you want?"

Gold coins, Joe told him with a look.But the Elf King couldn't understand it, and there was no telepathy between them.So Joe tried to lift his hoof, and pointed to his hand.

Elven King: You want my boots?

Not boots!Joe, very depressed, raised his hoof more vigorously, and pointed to his finger.

Elf King: ...do you want my saber?

What does she want a sword for!Qiao became angry. After confirming that no matter how much she lifted her hoof, she could not lift the oblique corner that could reach the finger of the Elf King. She simply rolled on the spot, turned over, and pointed her hoof towards The Elf King's hand pointed fiercely!

All the elves: ...

The corners of the Elf King's eyes twitched.

After turning over, Joe found that he couldn't turn back, and began to struggle hard on the ground.

The Elf King turned his head away.

In the end, it was the other elves who helped Joe up and patted the dirt off her body.The blond elf leaned close to Jo's ear and whispered to her, "If you want to point at something high but can't reach it, you can actually use the horn."

Joe, who was so big and ugly, was speechless, she just forgot.Sure enough, as the deer grows longer, people will also be a little dazed.Fortunately, everyone understood Joe's request this time.And the blond elf also took the initiative to step forward, and said to the elf king who seemed a little displeased with Qiao's rude behavior just now:

"My lord, this deer has expressed its wish. It wishes to come close to you and kiss your hand."

Uh, that, Mr. Elf, there seems to be some misunderstanding here... Joe felt that as a lady—even if it was just—she shouldn't kiss a man's hand at any time.Please note that it is any time, including now that it has become a deer.

But the fair-haired elf gentleman who had helped her several times misunderstood her idea and expressed it in words, which made Jo feel a little bit stuck.The elf king seemed to believe the words of the blonde elf. Although he looked a little impatient, he still stepped towards her, bowed slightly, and stretched out a hand towards her.

This hand was as white as porcelain, as thin as ointment, with very slender fingers.But at the same time, the joints are distinct, and there are thin calluses on the palm. Although it looks good, it doesn't look like a woman's hand.At this moment, there are no gold coins in this hand, only a faint fruity fragrance.

This elf king must have stolen an apple just now.Joe thought as he had to bow his head to kiss his fingertips.

With a quick glance, the hard work of the three games was wiped out, and Joe was so ruined that his intestines were green.If she had known this, she would have wanted something else, even if it was a sword. That sword was made of a whole piece of dark iron, beautiful and sharp.Even if she has no hands to hold it, she can strap a sword to the horn, which will be useful for killing spiders or something!Who would kiss the hand of a king of elves?Even a very good-looking elf king!

The sun had already set in the west, and the number of deer in the empty field gradually decreased, and the remaining ones were gathered and taken out by the elves.These big-horned deer seemed to live in the dense forest in the north, and now it was time to go back. Qingcao said goodbye to Joe with tears in her eyes, and left with the big team.And Joe and the white deer named Bai, as the winning deer of this competition, will go to live in the castle with the elves.

Because the gold coin is still with the Elf King, Joe didn't think about running away secretly. Anyway, the tree she passed through was nowhere to be found (even if she found it, the chances of being able to wear it back are very small), so it's better to get it back first. Gold coins, find the dwarves to exchange for the magic pocket.

The white deer probably felt that he was already the elf king's deer, and he seemed a little arrogant, and he didn't want to talk to Joe.But the blond elf liked to talk to Joe.His name was Antal, and he was a Silvan Elf and a Wood Elf.According to Antal, almost all the people who live in this big dense forest are Silvan wood elves, but the elf king is not. I don't quite understand.

Although the Elven King looks cold and severe, Antal and other elves respect and admire him very much.Along the way, almost half of the time, Jo was listening to Antal telling her about the glorious deeds of the Elf King—named Thranduil—perhaps her kissing the hand of the Elf King made Antar think she was A deer that likes the elf king.Antal told her that it was the Elven King and his father who led them to establish a country and palace here, and protected them under the claws of Sauron, providing a safe and warm place for all elves in the big green forest. environment.

From what Antar said, the elf king Thranduil seemed to be a great man, hiding a heart for the country and the people under his cold appearance.But the elf king in Thorne's mouth is completely different from what he said.Those dwarves cursed elves, orcs, and gophers almost every day.In their mouth, creatures like elves are synonymous with shemale, greedy and stingy, always deceiving dwarves, and it is not worth a deer to make friends with them.

I don't know which side is right...

Jo didn't believe in dwarves, but he didn't believe in elves either.

Only her wand is the most correct, nothing more.

Middle-earth Encyclopedia (non-original content): Gold coins of the dwarves.

These seven gold coins were minted by Thorne's eight generations of ancestors, engraved with the heads of the seven ancestors of the dwarves, and have always been in the hands of the Thorne family as a symbol of the royal family.This time Thorne came out to open up wasteland by himself, and his father gave him the gold coins for safekeeping. As a result, the dwarf prince got into a fight and accidentally dropped one of the gold coins.He originally wanted to find it by himself, but he shouldered the mission of leading his fellow clan, so he couldn't leave his companions and go back to the dense forest by himself.In addition, Thorne was very unwilling to face the elves, so he handed over this burden to Joe.

If the gold coin hadn't been lost, maybe Prince Thorne would have returned the magic pocket to Joe directly.But this kind of thing is not easy to say. Who knows what they will do to a nation like the dwarves?For example, let a deer help build a boat...

[plus a small drama morning

The deer with round black eyes raised its hooves vigorously and pointed at his finger.

Thranduil's expression changed drastically, he pursed his lips, and looked at the deer coldly.The elf guard beside him took the initiative to say: "My lord, this deer has already expressed its wish. It hopes to get close to you and kiss your hand."

The deer was startled, and was about to shake his head, but Thranduil has already stretched out his hand!

"Fulfill your request." He said solemnly.

The deer looked up at him with a look of reluctance.Thranduil still stretched out his hand, his expression remained the same, only his heart was beating.

After a long while, the deer raised his head and kissed his fingertips, then kicked the stones and went to the side very depressed.

Thranduil heaved a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, his white gemstone ring was saved!