The supporting role is always being teased

It was Cheng Yu's dog's birthday, and Yuecheng went to drink with him. Before drinking, Cheng Yu even boasted about how he could drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, but after drinking for a while, he became so drunk that he didn't even recognize his second uncle.

In Yuecheng's heart, he has always been the second uncle who has become a dog.

Yuecheng struggled to throw Cheng Gouzi into his room, panting from exhaustion and just wanted to yell.

This dog looks skinny, but it's fucking heavy when you lift it up!

Cheng Yu was paralyzed like a puddle of mud, but suddenly got up in a daze.

"Hey! Why are you going!" Yuecheng teased Cheng Yu.

Cheng Yu opened Yuecheng's hand with a "slap", "Don't make trouble! I'm about to suffocate to death with my urine!"

Yuecheng couldn't care less about going to the toilet, so he sat down and continued spraying himself with pesticides.

Wait, which direction did Cheng Gouzi go just now!

Yuecheng suddenly raised his head, Cheng Yu opened the door of the closet and was about to walk in - Cheng Yu's toilet was in that direction!

Cheng Gouzi wants to pee in his second uncle's closet!

"Cheng Gouzi, stop!" Yuecheng jumped over with a cry of surprise, raised his left foot and stepped on the edge of the closet to use his strength to pull Cheng Gouzi's back collar and pull it out.

Cheng Gouzi refused to give in, baring his teeth and claws and shouting, "Let go of me! I want to pee! I want to pee!"

All around suddenly white light shot, Yuecheng was so flashed that he couldn't help closing his eyes.

Open it again, and you have come to ancient times.

There is an ethereal voice next to my ear: "Part [-]: "The Restless Palace after Rebirth""

I'll go, what the hell?This is obviously the Gongdou novel that the little girl loves to read, what's the matter with Guan Yuecheng!

You can wake up after a little more sleep, um, that's right!

Yuecheng turned over and went back to sleep.

"Little dick! I can't afford it! You're so lazy! Do you want to be beaten!" A shrill voice suddenly sounded, and Yuecheng's ears were immediately pulled up.

"Yo yo yo! It hurts, it hurts, let go!" Yuecheng howled and sat up following the strength of that hand, and saw an old face, this person was wearing a green eunuch uniform.

Yuecheng opened his hand and said, "Speak up if you have something to say, why are you pulling your ears!"

"Hurry up, hurry up!" The old eunuch tweeted sincerely, "The emperor has just accepted a concubine, you have to help take care of it! Hurry up!"

Yuecheng nodded impatiently, and as he nodded, his eyes fell, and he was startled by what he saw - he was also wearing a green eunuch uniform!

What are you doing!Isn't it just drilling into the closet once?His lifeblood was lost!This... this price is too great!

"Don't be dazed! Let's go!" Seeing that Yuecheng was still in a daze, the old eunuch squeezed him impatiently.

Yue Chengsheng staggered forward helplessly by the old eunuch.

Walking into a resplendent and resplendent hall, a tall man in a dragon robe stood with his back to Yuecheng.

The old eunuch bowed and went in, knelt on the ground immediately, and said in a respectful and drawn out voice: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live——"

Yuecheng was full of reluctance. In the original world, he had never knelt down to anyone.Just as he was about to kneel, the emperor turned around.

When Yuecheng saw that face, he didn't want to kneel immediately, and couldn't help cursing: "Oh shit! Why! It's not fair! Why are you the emperor here, and I'm the eunuch here! I won't do it! "

The old eunuch, who knelt on the ground and didn't dare to show his breath, was suddenly pale with fright, and shouted: "Little dick! Are you crazy? How can you be so rude to the Holy Majesty! Kneel down!"

The ethereal voice appeared in Yuecheng's ears again: "If you die here, you will never get out again, and you will become a ghost here forever."

Yuecheng stared at him. If he dies here, he can never go back?Can not be done!He still cherishes his lifeblood very much!How can you die here as a ghost eunuch?

Thinking of this, Yuecheng reluctantly knelt down, kowtowed his head, and imitated the old eunuch's way of drawing out his voice: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live——"

Emperor Chenggouzi's face was stern, and he frowned in displeasure, and said, "Is this what you mean by cleverness? Is he worthy of the post of Concubine Ye's Secret Service?"

"Your Majesty—" Beads of sweat dripped from the old eunuch's forehead, and hit the smooth marble with a "slap" sound, "Xiao Diaozi has always been very alert. Today, today may It's a fever that has confused my brain..."

Your brain is burnt out, and your whole family's brains are burnt out!Anyway, Yuecheng is kneeling on the ground now, Emperor Chenggouzi can't see his expression, he can roll his eyes as much as he wants.

"Then let him pack up and come to my dormitory to be on duty, and let me observe him for a while." Emperor Chenggouzi was still ruthless, and he didn't have a single vote to veto Yuecheng, and he had to focus on follow-up.

The old eunuch relaxed, and said: "Thank you, Your Majesty—" Then he pricked up his ears to listen to Yue Cheng's movements, waiting for him to kowtow to thank him.

Yuecheng was mourning his lifeblood, so he didn't have time to talk to the two of them, quietly and without any movement.The old eunuch was in a hurry, he raised his leg and wanted to kick Yuecheng hard to remind him to thank him quickly.

Yuecheng instinctively felt the danger, rolled to the side, and nimbly avoided the old eunuch's kick.

Seeing this, Emperor Chenggouzi nodded seriously and said, "Well, looking at it now, it does mean that there is a little bit of alertness."

The old eunuch: "..."

On the way back to pack the luggage, the old eunuch said sadly and earnestly: "Little Diaozi, your performance today is so disappointing to me! It's in vain that I have worked so hard to cultivate you for many years! Do you still remember what you said when you first entered the palace? "

"How do you say it?" Facing the old eunuch's impassioned, Yuecheng was completely indifferent.

"You said, I am a eunuch with a dream, and I want to become the most honorable eunuch in the palace! I believe that as long as I work hard, I can succeed!" The old eunuch looked up at the starry sky at 45 degrees, with hope shining in his eyes, as if It is necessary to imitate Xiao Diaozi's inspirational eyes when he first entered the palace.

Looking at the old eunuch's appearance, Yuecheng couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, and said for a while, "You remember wrong... I like my life more than success..."

The old eunuch gave Yuecheng a gouged look, heaved a long sigh, and walked away.

Sitting alone in the room, Yuecheng couldn't help but said to the air, "Hey! How can I get out of here!"

The ethereal voice sounded again: "Dismantle the main cp."

"What?" Yuecheng raised his eyebrows in disbelief, "He flirts well, why should I make trouble! I'm sick!"

"The rules of the game are like this. If you refuse, you will stay here forever."

Why are you staying here!Be a eunuch!

Yuecheng looked down at his crotch, and let out a long sigh.

Then break them up, it's just a game anyway!don't take it seriously don't take it seriously...

"Then, who is the main CP here?" After making up his mind, Yuecheng began to consider his next task conscientiously.

"Under normal circumstances, I shouldn't tell you, but considering that this is your first mission, I can tell you that the hero is the emperor."

Whoops!Cheng Gouzi is not only the emperor but also the hero!According to the routine, the male protagonist who will be liked by females [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], [-]!

The system is definitely a dog's mother!

Yuecheng forgot to look out the window, it was already getting dark, and the emperor might soon turn over the concubine's sign!

What if it happens to be the heroine's brand?

No matter who it is, Yuecheng will do his best to stop it!

Dismantled, must be dismantled!

Yuecheng tidied up his daily necessities simply and rudely, then ran towards the emperor's bedroom without touching the ground.

"Keep your cards~" Yuecheng shouted while rushing in.

This is all learned from the TV dramas when I was a child, except that when the heroine is about to be beheaded, the male lead arrives in time on a white horse, and shouts imposingly: "Keep people under the knife! "

Keeping cards under the hand is similar to keeping people under the knife!

As expected, Emperor Cheng Gouzi was turning over the signboard. Hearing the earth-shattering shout, his hands trembled in shock, and the signboard fell to the ground outside the tray."Concubine Ye" was written impressively on the sign.

Concubine Ye?Isn't it the concubine Cheng Gouzi wants to arrange Yuecheng to do meticulous work?Two people may be enemies, and when they fight back and forth, they gradually become flirtatious!

It is very likely to be this routine!

Then Concubine Ye is too dangerous.

Yuecheng must mess with Huang for him!

"Little Diaozi, what are you doing in such a sudden surprise?" Yuecheng disturbed the emperor again and again, which made him a little displeased.

"I... ah no, slave... slave..." Yuecheng racked his brains, what to say, and held back for a long time, "I don't think she's pretty enough~"

"Oh?" Emperor Cheng Gouzi seemed to find this statement quite interesting, raised his eyebrows and said, "But, the whole country says that she is the number one beauty in our country. !"

So pretty!Fuck!That's even more dangerous!Looking at the situation, Yuecheng guessed that the heroine is her!If it's messed up, it must be messed up for him!

"This, this..." Yuecheng smacked his lips anxiously, what could he say, "Well, they said that because they are all country bumpkins! Never seen a real beauty!"

"That's right!" Emperor Cheng Gouzi became a little yin and yang, and glanced at Yuecheng from the corner of his eye, "So, you have seen a lot, you little slut, and you have countless girls!"

With his hands behind his back, Yuecheng raised his back majesticly, shook his head triumphantly, and was about to brag about his eloquence with Cheng Gouzi at the wine table—he and Cheng Gouzi often exchanged words Laughing at the other party as a virgin, Yuecheng brags every time that he has slept with many beautiful girls.Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong, and when he opened his eyes, Emperor Chenggouzi was looking at Yuecheng with sympathy.

If you want to say that he has seen countless women, isn't he the one who has become a dog?

Find death!

Yuecheng hurriedly bowed up respectfully, and pulled back the horse he was running around from the brink of death in time, "No, no, slave... I heard that there are many beauties in the Western Regions, with long breasts, long legs, and upturned buttocks!"

The author has something to say: "Accidentally Got Adopted" is being serialized, and "The Entertainment Circle Ghostbusters" is being archived. Interested cuties are welcome to take a look~

small theater:

Yuecheng: Why am I a eunuch...QAQ

Cheng Yu: Because I am the emperor, you can only be an eunuch by my side. →→

Yuecheng: I don't agree! ! !

Cheng Yu: Hold on.

Reading sincerity: QAQ

Thank you for the old man's mine, meme chirp!