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Early the next morning, when the drunk Ding Xu woke up from his sleep, he immediately felt so weak that he was so angry that he couldn't bear it.

The hangover was already unbearable, let alone sleeping with someone's arm pressed down for a whole night.

Ding Xu subconsciously felt that his skeleton had broken down, and he was sore and numb that he couldn't control himself.And in the next second, he realized that his skin in contact with the quilt seemed to have a slightly sticky texture, and when he retracted his hand, he realized that he was hugging Tang Yu naked—sleeping naked! ! ! !

In the 26 years of Ding Xu's life, he has never encountered such a frenzied setback. At this moment, strange and mottled beauty flashed in his head, but he didn't even have the slightest consciousness about last night.

Ding Xu took it for granted and thought, I am not pure, I am not clean, I have been defiled by my wife...

Then he buried his head by the pillow, beeping, what should I do?

Tang Yu has always been a light sleeper, and was pestered by Ding Xu all night, so she didn't sleep well.

So early in the morning, Tang Yu felt a twitching restlessness behind him, bumped a few times, and then woke up.

Opening her eyes, Tang Yu's first reaction was whether Ding Xu was up or not, why hasn't the arm around his neck been removed?

And the second thing is, what is that hard and hot thing on his ass...? !

...Sudden awakening in the world is roughly the same as sudden repentance, and they are basically in the blink of an eye.

So in the next second, Tang Yu suddenly realized something!

His eyes were wide open, and he immediately bounced off the head of the bed at a speed comparable to that of Bolt running wildly.

And the one behind him was obviously not to be outdone, thumping like a frightened galloping horse, throwing his head back and receding to the bed.

Then, Tang Yu got caught off guard and was pushed and kicked by Ding Xu and rolled off the bed.

After finally rubbing her sore waist and abdomen from under the bed, and raising her head half on her knees, Tang Yu realized that the expression of the "frightened bird" on the bed was even more frightened than herself.Holding the quilt tightly, her eyes were full of grievances, her lips trembling: "You! You you you you..."

When he looked up, he saw Ding Xu, who was originally tall and burly, nestled miserably in the corner. Before he could explain anything, he heard "Que'er" entrenched in the corner, preemptively, and said pitifully: "I...I'm warning you! I...I'm straight! Don't think of me!!!"

Tang Yu was still confused at first, but finally came to his senses after hearing this, with a "puchi", holding his stomach and laughing uncontrollably, he even forgot that he was just poked by someone who didn't realize he had a morning erection up.

"I didn't sleep with you. You drank too much and vomited on your collar. I couldn't see it, so I changed your clothes for you."

Tang Yu explained in a good voice. After a while, he remembered that he was about to be late and went to the kitchen to bake bread for a "straight man".After breakfast was ready, the two sat at the corner of the dining table.

Tang Yu wrapped some butter on the bread, put it on the plate and pushed it towards Ding Xu.

"Really?" Ding Xu held the piece of bread with both hands, his brows finally relaxed a little.He took the bread to his mouth and took a bite: "Then why don't you find some clean clothes for me to wear?"

Tang Yu was angry and funny, and couldn't help squinting at him: "You have the nerve to say that you are as heavy as a dead pig, and you have been hugging my thigh, crying and shouting for a hug."

"Ahaha, it's...really?" Ding Xu coughed dryly, and immediately turned away with embarrassment.

"Yeah!" Tang Yu snorted heavily: "Yesterday, my buddies called me to pick you up in the middle of the night, and it was almost three o'clock in the morning after going home. It would be nice to take off your dirty clothes, so how can you have the energy? Wear it for you again?"

Tang Yu said rubbing her wrist: "My arm still hurts."

They're all old men, so let's just talk about it.

Ding Xu made a second mistake early in the morning, knowing he was wrong, so he voluntarily shut up.But this couldn't stop Tang Yu's rare desire to complain. She made a lot of half-truths and half-hypotheses. Seeing that Ding Xu's head was getting lower and lower, he thought it was fun, and the more he talked, the more he talked.

It was true that Ding Xu cried and wanted to be hugged, and it was also true that I was exhausted to bring him home.

But as for those who were hugged all night, the two hugged tightly and remained still, and were pushed up by Ding Xiaoxu early in the morning, and then they were extremely embarrassed... Tang Yu never mentioned it.

Why bring this up, everyone is straight, isn't it?Tang Yu thought.

Early in the morning, Ding Xu gave himself half a day off on the pretext of being hangover.But the "wage earner" Tang Yu had to go to work bitterly by herself.

The next day, on Friday, Tang Yu's boss happened to be away. When the boss was not there, everyone felt a little relaxed, so before they got off work, a large group of aunts and colleagues gathered around Tang Yu's desk.

"Xiao Tang, have you met that little Zhao girl I told you about last time?"

Tang Yu was embarrassed when he heard about this recently. Ever since he joined the company, he has inexplicably become the key client of the company's women's federation.

"Zhang...Sister Zhang." Tang Yu's face was full of black lines as always, and he frantically made excuses: "You asked me to send a text message last time. Take care of people."

The company must be busy, but it's not because of this reason that he didn't invite the girl. Such a big Ding Xu just sits there, but Tang Yu can't say it.

"Hey, here with you, when is our company not busy? Xiao Tang, you can't be like this, you are a good young man..." Sister Zhang has the essence of the work of the Women's Federation, and looks at Tang Yu with a bitter expression , Seeing him inexplicably palpitating.Sister Zhang was in a hurry: "If not, let's do it tonight. I'll make an appointment for you tonight, and you can have a good chat with him."

"Sister Zhang..." Tang Yu hesitated.He does not object to finding a girl to marry and start a family, but the current situation is obviously wrong.Tang Yu didn't mean anything to Ding Xu, but thinking of the contract between the two, he always felt that going on a blind date at this time was not right.

Before he could figure out what excuses to make, the phone in his pocket suddenly rang in time.

Tang Yu immediately seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, grabbed the phone and put it next to her ear, and said "I'll answer the phone" to Sister Zhang, and then ran out of the door as if fleeing.

The exit of the safe passage was separated by a thick fire door, and Tang Yu's voice seemed empty in the corridor, full of echoes.

"Hmm, have you bought the beer yet? Where's the melon seeds and peanut drink? Yes, I'll be right back..."

La Liga is in full swing recently, and both of them happen to be Spanish fans, the kind that must be watched every game.

After waving small flags and small speakers and waiting for the live broadcast for almost half a month, it was finally the turn of their favorite teams to face each other.But it was a coincidence—that night, Tang Yu was arrested by the boss to work overtime, and Ding Xu was drunk by a client—and in the end, both of them missed the live broadcast.

After hanging up the phone, Tang Yu seemed a little impatient, feeling that everything suddenly became clear.Even though he himself couldn't figure out what to be excited about watching football with Ding Xu.

Fortunately, he was finally able to escape from the Shura scene in the office.

Along the way, Tang Yu's little Buick drove like lightning, and when he got home, he put the key in the lock, and the door suddenly opened inward.

Standing at the door, Ding Xu threw a pair of slippers at Tang Yu with an impatient look on his face: "Hurry up, the replay will start soon!"

I forgot to mention that Tang Yu is a diehard fan of Real Madrid, while Ding Xu is an out-and-out Barcelona fan...

Tang Yu doesn't know how many kinds of coincidences are there in the world - Pepsi and Keke?Ken Ye and Mike Kee?

Tang Yu only knows that this kind of enmity is called incompatibility!

So, not long after returning home, the superficial peace between the two of them was maintained for a while, and then suddenly fell into a strange atmosphere of tension.

"What do you mean?" Tang Yu was the first to attack and glared at Ding Xu sideways.

Ding Xu was playing with a small trumpet, but he didn't realize it for a while, and looked at him: "What do you mean?"

"You still ask me!" Tang Yu stared at him: "When my striker fell, why did you boo?!"

"Hush...me." Ding Xu was terrified by Tang Yu's stare, and pointed at the TV tremblingly: "He, he flopped him!"

"Who is flopping?! Which eye of yours saw him flopping." Tang Yu is the most protective person. She is usually fine, with a dignified look on her face. She doesn't seem to care much about anything, but when it comes to the crucial point Time finally revealed his true nature. After tearing off the elite man's skin, he became like a clucking hen, protecting all calves, with no integrity at all.

"The referee has decided, okay? You see for yourself, you see!" During this time, Ding Xu had a deep understanding of the true meaning of Tang Yu's food protection, and suddenly he was a little angry: "What are you doing? You are not I don’t know that we are enemies, besides, what kind of football are you watching if you don’t give cheers?!”

"Are you cheering on? You're booing!" Anyway, booing their players in front of him is not enough, Tang Yu does not back down.

"Who's booing?!" Ding Xu didn't hesitate at all when it came to this kind of immoral question, and insisted on it.

"You!" Tang Yu hummed and pointed at Ding Xu's nose.

Then Ding Xu blocked it and said angrily: "Which eye of yours saw me booing?!"

Before being bullied, Tang Yu was not to be outdone: "I didn't see it with either eye, but I heard it!"

"Who is making fun of you? Your family's defense is terrible this year, and there are many technical mistakes. This is a solid fact." Ding Xu tried to reason, obviously he did not intend to continue to argue with Tang Yu.

"So what?" Tang Yu didn't like this at all: "At least we play stably, unlike your family, who play up and down all the time?!"

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, the battle situation is on fire.

Ding Xu jumped up and put his hands on his hips: "If you are strong, you will be strong!"

"Damn it, you're swearing again!"

"Why are you scolding me? I dare to beat you if you mess with me again!"

"Come on! Fight if you can! Let's see who can beat whom!"

"Oh, you really dare to pick things up, don't you? Who is afraid of whom!"

Ding Xu found that Tang Yu, who usually looks dignified and polite, is really vicious and relentless when quarreling.The two were on the verge of breaking out, punched each other, and then both fell on the sofa.

Tang Yu had the upper hand at the beginning, swiping the pillow and punched him hard: "I'll let you scold people without incident!"

Ding Xu covered his head with his arms and yelled, "Aww! We agreed not to hit people in the face!"

"What's wrong with me hitting you in the face? You just kicked me in the crotch!" Tang Yu became angry when she said this, and she couldn't stop being pressed on the sofa. She kept waving the pillow and smashed Ding Xu's head: , who told you better."

"Aww! This pillow is made of buckwheat. It hurts to death. Let me go!" Ding Xu didn't listen, so he had to grab it. Tang Yu hid as soon as he snatched it, and snatched it after hiding...

"Let you talk about our players! Let you talk nonsense..." Ding Xu dodges quickly, Tang Yu is exhausted and can't fight, Te is more and more unwilling to stop, and the more he thinks about it, the more angry he becomes.

Ding Xu was suddenly a little angry, and then he exploded in an instant. After a while, the situation reversed sharply.He quickly suppressed Tang Yu's upper body with his strength, and pressed Tang Yu's whole body firmly into the sofa bed.

"Tell you not to hit you, you are still stubborn!"

But he didn't dare to really do anything to Tang Yu, because Ding Xu knew very well that Tang Yu would not be his opponent at all in a real fight.

"You're still holding me down! Why don't you let me go?!" Tang Yu couldn't avoid it, and was restrained in a corner by a thunderbolt, suddenly resentful.

"What's wrong with you? Who told you to be dishonest and hit people." Ding Xu forced Tang Yu to the corner of the sofa, seeing him holding on to the buckwheat pillow, and he was too weak to snatch it away, so he Simply pressing down directly, the whole body fell on Tang Yu.

"I told you to stop making trouble, okay?! Thanks to you meeting me, I met someone with a bad temper who beat you to the bone."

Tang Yu knew that he was right, because the fist that Ding Xu had just hammered on her body did not hurt much, but of course she would not admit it on the surface.The corner of his mouth twitched, and he still looked disdainful.

"So, I have to thank Mr. Ding for his mercy?"

It's not that Ding Xu didn't hear the provocation in Tang Yu's tone, but he didn't want to continue entanglement.Tang Yu was like this, no matter how badly he was bullied, he would never say a word, and every time Ding Xu had to take the initiative to show weakness, he would walk down the steps with a cold grunt.It is obvious that he will eat the soft and not the hard, and he is so arrogant.

Ding Xu then deliberately raised his head and put on a natural expression.Then he pushed down hard, thinking to let it go, and got up from Tang Yu's body first.

Unexpectedly, he accidentally pressed down, knocking Tang Yu's right arm directly on the solid wood decoration on the edge of the sofa, making a harsh "boom".

Ding Xu was taken aback, and Tang Yu also "aww" in pain.The two turned their heads to look at each other at the same time, staring at each other.Ding Xu's expression was exaggerated, a little frightened, and Tang Yu was not much better, grinning in pain.

The two looked at each other, and within a second, they suddenly couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing with a "puchi".