Self-cultivation of beautiful cannon fodder

After the filming of "Return" was completed, it was scheduled to be released on the Qixi Festival. As the Qixi Festival approached, the voice of resistance to "Return" on the Internet became stronger.

"I will never step into a movie theater! This kind of movie, I should let the market teach him how to behave!"

"The movie will be released tomorrow, and the producer doesn't dare to let us know what Yan Qing's actor looks like, hehe, I'm not an ugly monster, I'll live broadcast Chixiang!"

Although the vast majority of people have this attitude, there are also a few who do the opposite.

Xiaofen, who has liked Yan Qing for many years, feels that she knows herself and her enemy well, and she can win every battle.She decided to go to the cinema to watch "Return" to understand what Yan Qing was like in the movie, seek truth from facts, and spray him in 360 degrees without any dead ends.

The day of the screening is coming soon, Xiaofen entered the movie theater with a small notebook.

Few people watched "The Return," and apparently the resistance was successful.

The movie started, the lights dimmed, Xiaofen opened her notebook, intending to write down all the bad points in the dark.

Well, the actor and actress at the beginning is very eye-catching, with a well-controlled expression, but it's a pity that it's just ordinary people.It is estimated that the whole film has only this advantage.

Hey, did Yan Qing come out so soon? Well, I can barely admit that the back view is not bad.Heh, it's just a killer from behind, when he turns around...

Um……?

Um? ? ? ?

The pen in her hand fell to the ground with a thud, and Xiaofen's brain stopped functioning.

She stared blankly until the film ended and the lights came on, she was still sitting in her seat unable to recover.

The same is true for other people in the theater, and no one left in the audience.One of them spilled his drink and spilled it on his pants. He didn't care, and looked at the Easter eggs on the screen obsessively.

The easter egg played until Mei Yan, who was wearing everyday clothes, was eating cotton candy happily, and they laughed foolishly.

Then they saw the marshmallow being snatched away, because it was taken away so suddenly, Mei Yan was still biting it, and suddenly tore off a large piece of white marshmallow.

A figure came over and bit off the extra cotton candy from his mouth.

"It's so sweet." They heard Bai Lian say.

"Ah!!!" The few spectators let out heartbroken voices.

Xiaofen left the movie theater, angrily took out her mobile phone to share her current mood with others, only to find that the Yan Qing fan group she joined had hit her many times.

"Have you finished reading it? I have wronged you. I want to go deep into the enemy army to see this kind of thing."

"hero."

"Hero, share your feelings?"

Xiaofen typed angrily: "Beauties are only worthy of kings, I want to work hard to become the richest person in the world! Ah, I'm so jealous of Bailian qaq"

other people:"……?"

"Is this... an inspirational movie?"

Xiaofen hurriedly typed to clarify: "It's very beautiful! It's very restored! If you don't see Yan Qing's prosperous beauty on the big screen, you will regret it for the rest of your life!"

Others: "...Honestly speaking, did the producer give money to those of you who went to the movies? Hmph, Fantasia Group is really rich, and they can even come up with such a tactic."

Xiaofen: "..." Really not, why doesn't anyone believe her?

Other people who watched "Return" were also crazy about Amway. For a while, there were rumors of gift vouchers for watching "Return".

While everyone was holding a wait-and-see attitude, a revelation caused a huge sensation.

burst!Bai Lian starred in "Return" God, because of him?The person playing Yan Qing is actually Bai Lian's mysterious lover!

Everyone was in an uproar. The speculation about Bai Lian's lover had no result in the end. Everyone planned to give up eating melons. This revelation pushed the topic to the top of the trending list.

The melon-eaters who are not Yan Qing's die-hard fans hesitated again and again, but still bought the tickets for "Return".

Isn't it just watching a bad movie? Who hasn't seen a bad movie these days.No matter how bad the movie is, knowing who Bai Lian's lover is is worth the ticket price!

The box office of "Return" has risen rapidly, and the attendance rate has also greatly increased.

However, after they watched the movie, they were silent.

Everything in the movie that could be a slot is no longer a slot.

For example, the nationals don't think about food and tea, and finally decide to attack the temple.Even in the original book, this plot stunned many people, but in the movie it is so logical.

The treasure of the country has been robbed, how can I continue to sleep peacefully?After such a long life, you won't be able to see Yan Qing again in the future, how can people bear it?

So he knocked on the door, vowing to take back the treasure.

For example, Yan Qing washed his face with tears every day, but the gods couldn't bear it and brought him back to the mortal world.

A big man cries every day, just reading the description is fine, but if you imagine a real person a little bit, it will really make the scalp of irritable straight men go numb.If you don't punch him twice, you will be fine, and you will take him back to the mortal world?dream!

However, Yan Qing in the movie started to cry, and even the tough guy's heart of the straight steel man turned into soft fingers, wishing to hold everything in front of him, just begging him not to cry anymore.

On the contrary, the place that they never thought would become a slot made them burst into a crazy desire to complain.

Why is the god so close to Yan Qing?Hold hands and hug!And a kiss scene!

If Tianshen kept a distance of more than two meters from Yan Qing the whole time, then this would be a perfect movie!

Everyone has vaguely known who Bai Lian's mysterious lover is, but they don't want to believe it.It wasn't until I saw the last marshmallow egg that I had to accept this cruel reality while my heart was broken.

Film reviews also quickly appeared on the Internet:

"I would rather not have stepped into a movie theater out of curiosity. Now that I know that Yan Qing has a boyfriend, I feel so sad qaq."

"Wuuu, baby, you must know that a man will turn bad when he has money. If Bai Lianlu loves you, remember that my arms will always be open for you."

"Fart! Bai Lian dared to betray him, I call on the whole family to boycott the products of Huanmeng Company!"

These strange movie reviews made people who had never watched "Return" even more curious, so everyone flocked to the cinema to watch "Return".

In a movie theater showing "Return".

The theater was already overcrowded, and everyone was watching intently, for fear of missing even a shot.

Except for a couple of people in the corner.

Bai Lian watched with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he felt jealous because everyone peeped at Mei Yan, and on the other hand, he was happy because everyone knew about his relationship with Bai Lian.

Real gold always shines and catches the eye.How can he keep his eyes on him forever and not let him be confused by others?Bai Lian was a little worried, but suddenly his left hand was held.

A cold and hard ring touched his ring finger, and someone slowly held it down.

Bai Lian was startled, looked at his left hand, and saw a simple platinum ring being held by the other hand, slowly slipping it into the root of his ring finger.

The force was gentle and undeniable, Bai Lian turned his head to look to the left, Mei Yan smiled and winked at him.

"My first income." He put his head close to Bai Lian's ear and whispered, "I bought this ring, do you like it?"

The author has something to say: Woohoo, I still haven’t been able to finish this episode, I won’t set a flag anymore, please give me another chance (T▽T)… But this episode is really coming to an end, but we There is another episode _(:з)∠)_