On How to Correctly Develop a Shit Shovel Officer

Xu Anhe is an undercover policeman, lurking in the largest criminal group in T City to collect evidence of its drug trafficking and smuggling. Now his work has reached the final stage, and he only needs to hand over the hidden evidence to Shangfeng, and none of those people will be able to escape.

However, it was at the final stage of the undercover operation that he was betrayed by Shangfeng, the evidence handed over to Shangfeng was destroyed, and he himself fell into the hands of the black boss.

Fortunately, he was suspicious enough and didn't fully trust his own Shangfeng. Instead, he scanned most of the evidence and stored it in the online account, and set the time to send it automatically. As long as he didn't cancel it within 24 hours, the information stored in the online account Evidence will appear overwhelmingly on the Internet.

Boss Hei didn't know whether what he said was true or not, so naturally he didn't dare to kill him directly, but tried his best to torture him, trying to pry his mouth open.

Xu Anhe is not stupid, now he is nothing more than a dead man, if he said it, he would definitely die, if he didn't say it, he might still be alive.

Seeing that there were only three hours left in the 24 hours he said, Boss Hei became more and more anxious, and someone dragged him in front of him and broke a leg with his own hands.

Having reached this point, Xu Anhe would not even open his mouth, and he was ready to bite off one of this beast's ears even if he died.

However, fate did not give him the chance to bite off the boss's ear.

Because, his two immediate bosses collided and fell in front of more than 30 people in a five-body prostration posture! !

Please note that they are on the top floor of the entire building. When the roof was not smashed, the two of them appeared out of thin air with a buang and fell on the long-haired carpet.

Xu Anhe forgot what his expression was when he saw this scene. He only saw the bodyguards in black first looked up at the roof, and then looked down at the two people who fell on the carpet. Absolutely bewildered, with a blank expression.

After all, at that moment, their core values ​​were hit like never before.

Of course, I won’t delve into whether a group of people who don’t care about people have core values.

Later, Xu Anhe reacted and asked the two for help, and was successfully rescued and taken away.

After being taken away, Xu Anhe experienced the most difficult decision in his life.The black-faced man who will be his immediate boss gave him two options, to be their second employee, YES/Yes?

Xu Anhe had just experienced life and death, and hadn't fully reacted yet. When he heard YES/Yes, he reflexively stood up with his legs together and pressed his hands to the seam of his trousers and replied loudly: "Yes."

If God could give him a second chance to choose...

That's useless, although there are two options, there is no option to refuse at all.

Later, he became an employee of Xinghai Construction Engineering.They were assigned the No. [-] system. According to the No. [-] system, the two of them are a combination of tragedy and coffee table.

The reason why the No. [-] system was put on small shoes was because when he first developed his intelligence, he was so excited to see the beauty that he couldn't hold back his face. Only after she became wise did she realize that it was the big brother's heart that was thrown in the face by him...

In this way, although the No. [-] system was not destroyed under the plea of ​​the big brother's heart, it was firmly remembered by the big brother, and he and Xu Anhe formed a tragedy coffee table two-piece set.

After having the No. [-] system, Xu Anhe found out sadly that the bad luck he thought before was nothing. The worst thing he had was seeing his two immediate bosses fall in front of him.

In the original world where he was at the beginning, he was definitely considered an important role. Even if he didn’t need the two bosses to save people, he would be admitted to the intensive care unit at most once. The protagonist cracked a major smuggling case.

Although, after helping the so-called protagonist in the later stage, I died a bit miserable...

But what if you know the truth?Can he still find that big boss whose mind is smaller than the tip of a needle to resign?

Don't make trouble, if you make the boss unhappy, maybe he will be taken aback too, isn't it good to cherish life?Why do you have to go against yourself.

It’s okay to say that he can just accept what comes and goes, or he can do whatever happens. According to the habits he has developed over the years, he will always only choose what is most beneficial to him.

Therefore, the choice you make, you have to walk through it! !

"I said host, but you are moving." No. [-] said helplessly in Xu An and Zhihai: "As the saying goes, get up from where you fall, and you have been falling for more than an hour, so you can't bite. Gritting your teeth and stomping your feet, get up and move around?"

"It sounds good. If I had two legs, do you think I can get up? Not only can I get up, but I can also run. But do I have two legs now? I have two legs times two." Xu An He and his four paws opened his belly and touched the ground, and his voice seemed weak: "I once thought about raising a cat when I was old, and becoming a cat slave to spoil my master, but I definitely didn't want to become a cat myself. .”

Is being addicted to masturbating a cat the same as becoming a cat?Can?

The reason why I want to be a shit shovel officer is that I am addicted to the soft fur of the cat owner and cannot extricate myself.

Now that I have become a cat, how do I pluck my fur?With your own tongue?

"Host, you have to understand that we are both in front of the boss, and it is only right to actively complete the task." The second system said earnestly: "Look, we are at least cute now, in case something big Dude makes you a caterpillar or something, that's real shoes."

"Second, what's the function of the No. [-] system? What's your function?" Xu Anhe asked softly.

After Xu Anhe asked, the air seemed to freeze for a moment, and it took a while for number two to speak with difficulty: "We are both in such a miserable situation, can't we coexist peacefully?"

"..." Xu Anhe remained silent for a while, then tilted his head and put his face on the ground, staring blankly at the front: "The future is difficult."

No. [-] is concerned, and feels a little sad. If it's just that the system doesn't have so many functions, it's fine, and he still has a host who doesn't have much motivation.

Although, although it is a bit difficult to accept becoming a cat or something, you have been lying on the ground for an hour, isn't your stomach cold?

As the host's system, No. [-] feels obliged to cheer up the host: "Host, although you are a cat now, there are transformation pills in my system mall, as long as you have enough points, you can buy transformation pills." Xingdan transforms into form. Are you happy, excited?"

Hearing that there is no need to be a cat all the time, Xu Anhe's ears pricked up, and the whole cat came alive: "Shaping Pill? Become a human?"

"Yes, there is no unparalleled road, so it can be seen that the boss still left us a window." After saying that, No. [-] glanced at the Xingdan points, and silently covered them to hide them from the host.

It is true that the system mall has the Transformation Pill, and it is true that high points are needed to redeem it. He did not lie to the host, but only concealed part of the truth.

Xu Anhe thought for a moment, he is now on a pirate ship, it is impossible to think about it, and accepting it is the best way for the current plan.

Furthermore, different worlds and different landscape rules seem to be good.

The most important thing is that he is not unlucky alone, and there is an unlucky No. [-] system with him, which makes his heart more balanced. After all, it seems good to have someone to accompany unlucky people.

"Second brother, let's stop talking nonsense, let's give a plot." Control the front paw to retract, it's good, under control, the back paw retracts, it's good, I can feel it, and now stand up vigorously with all four limbs...

Paji, get down again...

Xu Anhe, who fell again, sighed silently. Before accepting the task, he seemed to need to learn how to walk.

At this moment, a black figure stumbled into the alley, slipped and fell beside Xu Anhe, the man glanced at the kitten beside him and passed out.

The author has something to say: Happy New Year everyone, hurry up and post on the first day of the new year.what~

This article was born out of the author's resentment about not being able to keep cats~