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Fu Nan originally wanted to take Jiang Cheng to a certain bar to find happiness, but seeing the pitiful eyes of Jiang Cheng's assistant Xiao Chen, he could only grit his teeth and take Jiang Cheng to his own home: "Well... I also have a small bar in my house. , I don’t have enough wine for my brother to deliver, if we haven’t eaten, let’s order takeaway, can you go to my house?”

At the moment, Jiangcheng still can't tell the difference between southeast and north, so he can only answer what Funan says.

Just like that, Funan took Jiang Cheng to his house, and he ordered a bunch of takeaways on the way.

After returning home, Fu Nan completely recovered his virtue that even a dog would dislike. First, he jumped up and down on the sofa in the living room, screaming strangely, and shouted: "Master, you have advanced! You have advanced! Thank you, everyone, that's what Fu Nan is like." excellent!"

It took a while for Funan to think of Jiang Cheng, and ran to the door to find slippers for him: "Come in quickly, sit wherever you want, I'm the only one here, you can make as much noise as you want!"

Jiang Cheng sat in the living room, Fu Nan went to the kitchen to pour water, he opened the refrigerator and searched around, and found that there were no leftovers in it, but there was yogurt, but he didn't know if it had expired.

Fu Nan's face became hot, he turned off the refrigerator with a "snap", and directly put two bottles of red wine in front of Jiang Cheng, and said a little embarrassedly, "Let's wait for the takeaway."

Jiang Cheng still nodded.

After a while, the takeaway that Fu Nan had been longing for arrived. Boss Fu was full of pride, and specially invited a handsome bartending boy.

Seeing Jiang Cheng not saying a word, Fu Nan was worried that he was uncomfortable, turned on the TV, changed a few channels, saw "Nature's Journey", and was amused: "Hey, is this the variety show you recorded a while ago?"

Jiang Cheng looked up, saw the familiar faces of Zhong Qi and Zhou Yizhou, and nodded: "Yes."

The show has come to an end, and the preview for the next episode will follow. It is the scene of Jiangcheng. He is dressed in the Republic of China costume, carrying small leather shoes, and coming up from the misty Taohua River. He is indeed a character in the pictorial.

Young Master Jiang found the girl's body by the Peach Blossom River, and the weird music sounded. Young Master Jiang pushed his gold-rimmed tortoiseshell glasses, and looked at the girl's body with an inexplicable and thought-provoking smile.

Fu Nan focused on watching the TV, and suddenly saw Jiang Cheng's smile, he was startled, and immediately grabbed Jiang Cheng's arm: "Yes, Mr. Jiang, the gentle scum, is amazing!"

Silhouettes of Zhong Qi, Zhou Yizhou, Huang Cistanche, and Chu Ziyang appeared in the screen one after another, and the suspenseful atmosphere became more intense, especially at the end, when the camera turned to the school next to the big locust tree, a man in a blue long gown was sitting in front of the window , most of his face was covered, only a pair of bony hands and a white porcelain olive-shaped chin were exposed.

Fu Nan couldn't help asking: "Fuck, who is this god? Give me the spoiler!"

Jiang Cheng seemed a little impatient, he gave Fu Nan a sideways look, pushed his hand away, and said, "It's Teacher Shen."

Fu Nan didn't care either, he changed his sitting position cross-legged, and asked, "Mr. Shen? Is that my brother's ex-boyfriend?"

Jiang Cheng became even more impatient. He said "Yes", hesitated for a long time, and then asked, "What's the matter with Teacher Shen and your brother?"

Fu Nan frowned and thought for a while before saying, "It's more complicated." He took the two glasses of wine handed over by the bartending brother, and handed one to Jiang Cheng, and said while drinking, "You know I Brother's sexual orientation? When he was in college, he liked a man with a very nice name, but I can't remember it now. That man is actually Mr. Shen's object. They are said to be soulmates, and their relationship is very good Very, in short, it is my brother's unrequited love that covets Teacher Shen's partner. But it is a pity, since ancient times, the beauty is so unlucky, and Teacher Shen's partner got sick later, and passed away at a young age."

Jiang Cheng's heart twitched when he heard this.

Fu Nan did not spare any effort to sell his brother, he was so happy that he leaned forward and said to Jiang Cheng, "Do you know what is the funniest thing?"

Jiang Cheng didn't think it was funny, shook his head, and cast a resentful look at Funan, raised his head and drank the wine in the glass, and asked the bartender to make him a higher alcohol wine .

Fu Nan can have fun alone for a long time, he said in a rambling manner: "Several years later, my brother met Mr. Shen again, and the two of them were single at that time, and they were old acquaintances again, and there was still something in common. In the past, they hit it off immediately, and the two decided to have a date. As a result, before they were together for a full day, the two had a fierce fight. My brother lost the fight, and his eye sockets were blackened. I still fucked him He scolded Teacher Shen all night, my God hahahaha."

Fu Nan was a little embarrassed when he said bad things about his brother, and immediately made amends: "But my brother has found true love now, and I have another brother, my new brother is really super handsome, he is an ABC! In September, my brother I'm going to the United States to marry him, and you can come and play when the time comes."

Jiang Cheng asked sullenly: "Will Teacher Shen go?"

Fu Nan tilted his head: "Who knows? In all likelihood, he won't go. If there is another fight, with me helping my brother, Teacher Shen will definitely not be able to beat us."

Jiang Cheng drank another glass of wine without saying a word, and Fu Nan noticed: "Hey, Comrade Jiang Cheng, how much have you drunk?"

Jiang Cheng counted on his fingers: "It's a bit much..."

The reason why Comrade Fu Nan can live happily is probably because he is less stubborn than others. When he learned that Jiang Cheng drank a lot, his first reaction was not to tell Jiang Cheng to drink less, but to let me drink more. You drink less.

"Then I have to work harder." Fu Nan immediately picked up the wine glass.

Jiang Cheng can drink better than ordinary people, and Funan was already so drunk that he was a little drunk.

Alcohol is a very magical existence. After getting drunk, those thoughts that are usually suppressed in the bottom of my heart will start to grow wildly like irrigated weeds, and it will be the kind of wild fire that can't be burned out, and the spring breeze will regenerate.

Fu Nan couldn't focus his eyes anymore. He lay on the sofa and said, "Jiangcheng, shall we play truth or dare?"

Jiang Cheng glanced at Funan: "I don't play sand sculpture games with people who are distracted and delirious."

Fu Nan didn't care whether Jiang Cheng was playing or not, he had a good time and then yelled loudly: "I! Talk! Love! Love! I'm in love!"

When Jiang Cheng heard it, he was dumbfounded: "What...you're already in a relationship?"

"Hmm." Fu Nan laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, "My girlfriend is super good, very good, number one in the universe, well, I really want to tell the whole world that I have a girlfriend, but this person is not allowed, that person is not allowed. No way, it's really annoying!"

"Yes, it's really annoying." Jiang Cheng agreed with Funan's words very much, and then laughed at him, "Ha, what are you talking about, let me tell you a big secret of mine."

Fu Nan was very dissatisfied with Jiang Cheng's questioning of him, and immediately said, "Say it!"

Jiang Cheng looked at Funan provocatively: "I'm bent."

Fu Nan lowered his head, blinked his eyes twice, and asked puzzledly: "Where is the bend? Did I drink too much? I think you are straight, straight."

Jiang Cheng was disdainful: "Oh, silly, I mean, I like men's bends."

Fu Nan didn't take it seriously: "What is this? Who hasn't liked a man before, but my brother does!"

Fu Nan's nonchalant expression aroused Jiang Cheng, Jiang Cheng was a little angry, and increased his weight: "The man I like is Shen Hengyu!"

Fu Nan laughed loudly: "Jiang Xiaocheng, it's useless, what is this? Who hasn't liked Shen Hengyu, my brother has liked it!"

Jiang Cheng was so angry that Fu Nan blew his beard and stared at him, but he had nothing to say, so he could only throw himself on the sofa, bury his face, like an ostrich, sulking in frustration.

Fu Nan was in high spirits at the moment, grabbed a wine bottle, and began to sing: "I haven't written a letter for two years, and it's been a few seasons for three words. How much do you want to escape, and you don't have time to ask?" you……"

Jiang Cheng seemed to have been poked into a certain nerve that bottomed out, and jumped up, snatched Funan's bottle, and began to sing: "I never loved you, I lied to myself. I have given you I wrote the letter, and I threw it into the sea again. I never loved you, and I lied to myself. I thought I was calm, but I still fell into my own trap!"

Just after Jiang Cheng sang these two lines, the wine bottle was snatched by Fu Nan again, and Fu Nan sang these two lines again in a higher tune than Jiang Cheng.Jiang Cheng originally sang out of tune, but with Funan's promotion, the tune has gone to the Alps.

It was at this time that Shen Hengyu's call came.

When the strange phone rang, both Jiang Cheng and Funan were startled. Fu Nan squinted his eyes to tell the difference for a long time before pushing Jiang Cheng: "Jiang Cheng, you... you, you, your phone number!"

"Oh, my phone." Jiang Cheng took a long time to fumble and take out the phone from his pocket, and hung up the phone in a daze, "Hello? Hello? Who is it?"

Jiang Cheng looked at the phone in confusion, and then at Fu Nan: "There is no phone, did you hear it wrong?"

Fu Nan scratched his head: "Yes, there is no phone, I got it wrong hahahahaha."

Jiang Cheng also laughed.

Caught off guard, the phone rang again with vibrations, but it frightened Jiang Cheng. He subconsciously answered the phone and shouted: "Help!"

Shen Hengyu made the call after counting the time. He thought that Jiang Cheng should have finished recording the show and was going to rest at home. He never thought that Jiang Cheng hung up his phone first, and he called again. Jiang Cheng answered the phone Opening his mouth was a life saver, Shen Hengyu panicked: "Jiangcheng? What's wrong with you, where are you, what happened?"

"Ah!" Jiang Cheng blinked, and he recognized Shen Hengyu's voice, "It's Teacher Shen."

Fu Nan next to him screamed strangely, trying to grab Jiang Cheng's cell phone.Jiang Cheng mercilessly slapped Fu Nan, glared at him fiercely, held the phone happily, like holding a rare treasure, pulled a slipper, and was about to walk to the balcony.

Shen Hengyu heard that Jiang Cheng's tone was not right, and shouted again: "Jiang Xiaocheng?"

Jiang Xiaocheng tore open the curtains on Funan's balcony, wrapped himself in the curtains like a silkworm chrysalis, and obediently responded, "Well, good evening, Teacher Shen."

Shen Hengyu smiled: "Good evening, where is Jiang Xiaocheng now?"

Jiang Xiaocheng tilted his head and chuckled: "I told Mr. Shen, Mr. Shen, don't tell others. I'm hiding in the curtains of Fu Nan's house now."