I am fish

"Where is Sister Wenjun? Hurry up and let her show up!"

"Her." Wei Tingxu opened the bottle cap and looked in, "I've been in Shuyuan for the past two days, I feel uncomfortable all over, I know that I have to go to bed early today, and I went to the mountain to exercise early in the morning, and I said I need to do something. Game."

"Haven't come back yet?"

"It just so happens that you are here, go and look for her."

"Going up the mountain?"

Wei Tingxu shook his head: "She must have gone to Baiwan Bridge again."

Baiwan Bridge, a wooden bridge in the city erected in the second year of Guangxing, got its name because of its twists and turns.Four in and four out, can effectively relieve the pressure of the two cities in the east and west, allowing trade caravans and post offices to shuttle easily. There are countless shops, taverns, and street stalls on both sides of the strait. This place is the most lively place in Boling City.

"Ah?" Ah Liao didn't understand, "What is this dignified and long-songing monarch doing at Baiwan Bridge? Could it be that Wenjun's sister has property at Baiwan Bridge?"

"Yes, there is. Her business is very active, and she can be found wherever there is money to be made, let alone my capital city. But it is not just the money that attracts her to Million Bridge."

"Oh? What else?"

"You'll know when you go find her." Wei Tingxu pointed the way to her, "She must be lingering there. And find her, if she still doesn't want to finish, then tell her that the roast leg of lamb is ready, come back later I just gnaw on her bones."

The ladies in Qingyuan liked Haishuyuan very much. Soaking in the pool covered with lingering flower petals in summer was delicious and refreshing.

A Liao hadn't stayed in Boling much, and the prosperity of Baiwan Bridge was only heard about, but he was amazed when he saw the bustling traffic here.

Ah Zheng asked for directions and walked around twice before finding the tavern Wei Tingxu mentioned. The two of them were still outside the tavern when they heard cheers erupting from time to time.

Curiously, the two opened the curtain and went inside, only to see that the corridor on the third floor was full of people, from the aisle to the boxes, there were no empty seats, and they all stared at the hall.In the middle of the hall, an old man with white beard took a sip of tea, cleared his throat, and continued to speak frothyly:

"The reason why General Zhen and Zhu Maosan got married was all because of the great famine that year, when Dao Yi's son died of starvation, and there was no food to be harvested in Yu's territory, so what should we do? This is not a problem for General Zhen. Central Plains If they couldn't receive it, they went to Sudu, which is rich in products... Seeing that the little lady was only thirteen or fourteen years old, she thought she was a yellow-mouthed child who was easy to bully, and Zhu Maosan's soldiers didn't take her seriously at all. Speaking of reporting for her, he didn't even look at her... General Zhen, a big kid, has already made up his mind that these 15 carts of moldy grain must be delivered to Zhu Maosan himself!"

Someone was curious: "This pig butcher is so fierce, isn't General Zhen afraid that he will find out that the food is moldy?"

The old storyteller smiled: "Don't worry, just listen to me carefully!"

Ah Liao and Ah Zheng squeezed through the crowd one by one, and walked upstairs to the box in the middle.Standing at the door of the box were four men with unkind faces. They were dressed like ordinary big men, and each of them was eight feet tall. They were solemn and majestic. When they saw the two approaching, they immediately became alert.

A Liao handed over the talisman that Wei Tingxu gave her, and after seeing it, the four of them entered the room and asked a question, and opened the door to let them in when they returned.

Zhen Wenjun was indeed inside.

"Sister Wenjun! What kind of hobby are you talking about!" A Liao pointed at her with a fan as soon as he entered the box, "I came here on a hot day and heard that the book is changing flowers to blow me, and I listen to it all day long! "

The table in front of Zhen Wenjun was fully stocked with wine and water. When Ah Liao and Ah Zheng entered the room, she was still holding a fruit plate in her hand. She had already swept away more than half of the fruit in the fruit plate. The two of them sat next to each other:

"It's been a long time since I saw you, and I'm bluffing as soon as I come up, it hurts my ears."

Ah Liao also said that Zhen Wenjun stuffed a banana into her mouth and blocked her: "Take a break. I'll go back after listening to this paragraph."

"You stuff me." Ah Liao held the banana in his hand and began to eat it.

"Shh, don't make trouble, it's the most exciting place."

There are also storytellers in the Changge Kingdom, but no one dares to make up the past of the country's monarch and release it to make money, but Da Cang is not afraid here, how can I exaggerate it, and praise Zhen Wenjun to the sky, I can't wait to give her credit The title of Jiang Ziya's reincarnation.Zhen Wenjun liked to listen to her mother tell stories when she was a child, and she still likes to listen to stories and listen to other people's stories about her past.Most of the time, the storyteller is making things up, but occasionally he can get a few things right, which Zhen Wenjun doesn't quite remember himself.

The storytellers in the tavern here are very eloquent, and they have the most gossip and unofficial history. Whenever Zhen Wenjun comes to Dacang, he must come here to book a room to listen to it.This is already the third round, and I still find it interesting.

"It seems that you don't want to eat roast leg of lamb." A Liao threw out this sentence while eating a banana.

Sure enough, Zhen Wenjun was startled, and quickly looked over: "Roast leg of lamb? What leg of lamb?"

"The roast leg of lamb prepared by His Majesty. She asked me to come to you and tell you that I will only have to chew on the bones when I go back late."

Zhen Wenjun stood up immediately: "You should have said it earlier!"

"Anyway, it's not me who gnaws the bones."

Zhen Wenjun wiped the corners of his mouth and wanted to leave. The old storyteller happened to say that Zhu Maosan found that all the food was moldy, and yelled for the section of chasing her carriage. .

Ah Liao didn't understand, did you have nothing to eat or drink in Changge Country or what?A roast leg of lamb can make you go home obediently, but you are still the king of a country.

On the carriage back to Shuyuan, Zhen Wenjun shook his head violently at A Liao: "You don't know, this roast leg of lamb looks simple, but in fact it's hard to control from marinating to the heat, any more is too salty, too burnt and too dry, any less is too dry. Idleness is too much to talk about. Our country of Changge is located in the south, and it is located in the vast southern counties that used to be big. Almost all people in the country are from the south, even the imperial chef is no exception. The south is humid and hot all the year round. For food like roast leg of lamb I don’t love it at all, so naturally I can’t bake it with an amazing taste. This roasted leg of lamb has to be from a northern cook to have a good taste.”

A Liao giggled: "It seems that Ting Xu has seen through you a long time ago, a roast leg of lamb can lock you up."

Zhen Wenjun is not ashamed in front of old friends: "When will I need her condom? She is very obedient without roast leg of lamb."

A Liao saw that she was beaming with joy and didn't have any palaces, so he understood that the grievances and resentments between her and Wei Tingxu over the years had dissipated with the title of king of a country.There is the Great Cang Palace in the front, and the Changge Palace in the back. Now she can advance and retreat freely, and she can go home obediently just for a roast leg of lamb.

"Tingxu's taste has always been picky, and the imperial cook has also practiced hard for many years, in order to be able to imitate Xiaohua's techniques." Zhen Wenjun leaned on the soft carriage, thought of something, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's a pity, there is no one in this world. Can have Xiaohua's craftsmanship. The roast leg of lamb that I ate with Lingbi in the small courtyard of Nanya back then was probably the best in the world."

A Liao felt a little melancholy seeing her, knowing that people like to recall when they are old, not to mention the past of the general's expeditions to the north and the north, the past of several large cars, accidentally touched a certain nerve of her old man, and felt nostalgic for thousands of years.

Ah Liao was not used to the dull atmosphere, and she came to see Zhen Wenjun for other reasons.

"Sister Wenjun, I brought you a good treasure." As he spoke, Ah Liao took out the small porcelain bottle and smiled mysteriously, "Guess what it is."

Zhen Wenjun stretched his arm and held the small porcelain bottle into his hand with a "whoosh", the movement was so fast that Ah Liao didn't even realize it.

"Smiling so obscenely, what the hell is it?" Zhen Wenjun was about to open the cork of the bottle, but Ah Liao yelled "Don't move", which made Zhen Wenjun tremble.

"Don't you want to show it to me? Scaring and calling something."

Ah Liao snatched the small porcelain bottle back immediately: "Don't just rely on your time to fool around? If you drop it on the ground and break it, you will have to wait another three years! After three years, you and Ting Xu will grow up, who are you?" There is no way to live!"

"Birth?" Zhen Wenjun wondered, "What happened?"

"Birth! You pig and donkey brain."

Zhen Wenjun propped his arms on his knees, and his mouth was crooked: "Birth? Is that what I mean?"

"Yes, that's what you think!"

Zhen Wenjun let out a "huh" and subconsciously glanced at Ah Zheng.Ah Zheng was making tea in the corner of the room, as if he didn't hear what they were talking about.

"Could it be that there is really a female birth secret technique in this world?"

Ah Liao said: "Originally there wasn't any, but with me here, there will be."

What kind of strange person is Ah Liao, who cannot be confused with her usual dandy.She can create jaw-dropping new contraptions, whether it is a batwing suit or Xiang Yuesheng, they are all very exciting, and now that she is an old man who is thinking about the secret method of giving birth to girls, maybe she can really come up with something unexpected.

Zhen Wenjun was even more curious and asked Ah Liao to take it out to have a look.A Liao carefully rolled a pill that was as transparent as dewdrops into his palm, and said in the tone of a black night wind who kills and steals:

"Any woman, after taking this Yulu pill, within 24 hours, if she has sex with someone, she will definitely conceive that person's child. No matter male or female."

"Wait a minute." Zhen Wenjun had learned some medical principles, so he was suspicious of A Liao's remarks.Seeing that Ah Zheng didn't look here, she pulled Ah Liao down and bent down together, raised two fingers between the two of them, and turned around, her voice could not be lowered, "How is that possible."

A Liao gave two "tsk"s in disgust, split her fingers into "two", then made the same gesture as her, turned slightly, inserted it in, and pressed the fingers together.

"do you understand?"

Zhen Wenjun suddenly realized, and at the same time withdrew his hand and wiped it vigorously with a handkerchief.

Ah Liao: "..."

When the carriage arrived at the gate of Shuyuan, after two cups of tea, Ah Zheng went to hand over the talisman, and Zhen Wenjun asked Ah Liao curiously: "If this Yulu pill is so magical, why don't you take it first with the Qingyuan ladies, and we'll talk about it later?"

A Liao shook his head and said, "Qingyuan has 32 people now, who should I use first? It took a lot of effort for Qingyuan to regain balance, and I don't want to break it easily. If you want to give birth, let's give birth together."

"Are you testing me and Zi Zhuo for poison?"

"You can't do this kind of thing even if you give 1 courageous grassroots people! Don't worry, it's non-toxic and harmless, it's just..."

"Just what?"

Ah Liao whispered something in Zhen Wenjun's ear, and Zhen Wenjun squinted at her: "Are you sure you didn't do it on purpose?"

Ah Liao shook his head violently, and even took the initiative to tell Wei Tingxu that he had come up with the bad idea of ​​"presenting flowers" to maintain stability, and she had no intention of doing so.

Zhen Wenjun pointed at A Liao, nodded a few times and laughed, opened the curtain and landed firmly on the carriage, heading for Wei Tingxu's bedroom.