I was pressed to the ground to eat Amway

Is Cheng Yuelin fucking crazy...

Although Wang Keming couldn't understand 50.00% of the words in this string of English, he still guessed the truth with his beast-like intuition.

As far as her shitty English is concerned, Wang Keming only pondered for a while before reaching a conclusion:

Like Chen Xueyan, this guy probably copied a few sad lines from the Internet.

At most, this guy used an online translator to translate them into English.

However, the forced style has indeed been improved several levels.

Wang Keming turned off his phone and leaned on the back of the bus seat, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

Now it is only five stops away from Wang Keming's home in the suburbs. There are basically no people in the car who need to stand, but there are not many vacant seats.

Soon we arrived at a new stop, and the uncle who was sitting next to Wang Keming hurriedly took his briefcase out of the car.

Therefore, Wang Keming raised his tired eyelids, he wanted to see which little unlucky guy would sit next to him later.

The new one was a middle-aged aunt holding a white poodle.

As soon as she got on the car, she crossed the throne in the front row, jumped over the empty seats around her, hugged her baby dog ​​without looking sideways, and sat down on the newly vacated seat next to Wang Keming.

It just so happened that her pet dog turned its head towards Wang Keming.

Wang Keming glanced at it first, and the dog was also looking at Wang Keming.

It's slightly embarrassing.

Soon, Wang Keming moved his gaze back.

That's boring.

Therefore, Wang Keming turned his head to look out the window for a while.

A few minutes later, when Wang Keming inadvertently cast his gaze back into the car, he was surprised to find that the white poodle was still looking at him.

So Wang Keming looked at the dog a few more times.

The dog also kept staring at Wang Keming with its big black eyes.

Then, Wang Keming moved his eyes away in the extreme embarrassment he felt, and chose to look at the scenery.

And then……

Wang Keming seemed to be caught in a terrifying if loop, and began to repeat the process of looking at the dog and then looking away.

Just after he and the dog repeated the above process nearly three times.

The aunt holding the poodle turned her head to look at Wang Keming:

"You know it?"

Wang Keming: "...No, I don't."

This is really embarrassing to the point of explosion, but it's not over yet.

Sitting in the corner of the last row by the window, a boy in a vocational school uniform struggled to open his sleepy eyes after hearing Wang Keming's voice.

"Ming... Brother Ming?"

Wang Keming, who was staring at the dog in embarrassment, now stares at another dog even more awkwardly.

"...Song Xuan?"

The kid in the uniform of a vocational college woke up after receiving Wang Keming's reply, and excitedly slapped his thigh and said, "Hey, damn it, it's Brother Ming."

Song Xuan and Wang Keming were not only good friends in the same class before high school, but also good neighbors who lived in the same community and the same building, they could be described as siblings.

Especially Song Xuan's mother, ever since Wang Keming's mother cheated and divorced when Wang Keming was 12 years old, she almost regarded Wang Keming as her own son.

She could even hold a parent-teacher meeting for Wang Keming's father, which caused Wang Keming's junior high school teachers to think that he and Song Xuan were brothers.

After Song Xuan saw Wang Keming, he felt as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he couldn't sleep anymore. He rushed to Wang Keming with his schoolbag that couldn't hold a few books.

"Brother Ming, why haven't I seen you for a long time."

Wang Keming: "Are you farting? I'm already in high school, so I don't have time to see you."

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After arriving at the destination, Wang Keming and Song Xuan got out of the car together.

Although it was getting late, they still planned to go to the fast food restaurant at the entrance of the community to fill their stomachs before going home.

Song Xuan was because he claimed that he had something to do today, so he didn't have time to eat.

Because he was afraid of being beaten by his mother when he went home, he had to eat something to preserve his strength to cope with the danger he was likely to encounter next.

Song Xuan's logic chain is perfect.

And Wang Keming...

Although Shen Qingchuan had already invited Wang Keming to eat hot pot for dinner, in fact, Wang Keming didn't eat much at all.

Not because the hot pot tastes bad, but because...

Wang Keming was so fucking ashamed to spit out the ribs as a side dish, so let him enjoy hot pot as usual?

Come on.

It is more reliable for Wang Keming to learn how to eat directly on the spot.

Sitting in the seat in front of Shen Qingchuan, Wang Keming didn't even know how to hold the food.

It feels like a date.

All kinds of embarrassment when eating, and all kinds of hunger after eating.

Therefore, as soon as Wang Keming entered the fast food restaurant, he couldn't wait to order for himself a pork rib that he had never dared to put in the hot pot restaurant—salt and pepper pork ribs rice.

The deep-fried and golden pork ribs are topped with small grains of salt and pepper.A few slices of emerald green cabbage are spread around the ribs, the thinly sliced ​​ham is scattered in the grainy rice, and the soft-boiled eggs that have already been marinated are safely surrounded by the rice with.

Song Xuan, on the other hand, ordered a stone pot meal for himself.

A few pieces of fried pork belly were placed in the most conspicuous center.

The raw eggs that were knocked into the stone pot were completely cooked under Song Xuan's stirring, and the finely chopped boiled eggs were perfectly adhered to the shy rice grains.

During the meal, Song Xuan still couldn't hold his breath and talked to Wang Keming why he delayed the big meal.

"My girlfriend actually proposed to break up with me."

As soon as Song Xuan talked about this matter, he became very angry.

Song Xuan's girlfriend and Song Xuan have been talking for more than a year, and the two have always been lukewarm.There is neither the passion to continue nor the need to break up.

In the past, Wang Keming always felt that the main reason they didn't break up was because Song Xuan still owed the girl money.

Therefore, when Song Xuan said that his girlfriend was going to break up with him, Wang Keming was not too surprised.

Wang Keming: "Your girlfriend has endured you for so long, and now she wants to break up with you?"

Song Xuan's ability to talk to himself is superb, he did not face Wang Keming's question directly, but continued: "Brother Ming, you don't know, what do you think is the reason why she wants to break up with me?!"

Wang Keming: "..."

Didn't you tell me that I don't know, so I'm still guessing!

Song Xuan continued to talk to himself: "It was fine just a second ago, and he said he wanted to go to the movies with me this weekend."

"As a result, do you know?!"

Wang Keming: "..." I don't know.

Song Xuan was really angry: "Just because she looked down at the WeChat message Cheng Yuelin sent her!"

Wang Keming once again felt a bad premonition from the bottom of his heart.

"It's because Shen Qingchuan has a girlfriend!"

Song Xuan didn't even take the chopsticks, and fell on the table with a "pia" sound: "Shen Qingchuan has a girlfriend, so I have to comfort my girlfriend!"

"All right, all right, the gap between people is so big, I recognize this spiritual green hat."

"But my mother tried to coax her so sincerely, but I still couldn't coax her back!"

"What are you talking about, 'Even Shen Qingchuan, a high-altitude flower, has been captured, there is no time in this world that I can't accomplish, Song Xuan, I'm going to chase my dream.'"

"Is there any relationship between the two?!"

Tears welled up in Song Xuan's eyes: "What did I do wrong!"

"She doesn't know when my birthday is. On the day Shen Qingchuan entered the school, she and Cheng Yuelin and the other girls remember it clearly."

"Tell me, Brother Ming, can she give me some treats!"

From the moment Song Xuan mentioned Shen Qingchuan, Wang Keming fell into a state of fugue.

Later, Song Xuan kept talking for a long time, and Wang Keming listened to two words.

Wang Keming: "... dim sum? What dim sum? Do you want to eat yellow peach pudding?"

Song Xuan was stunned: "..."

Song Xuan was so wronged that he stopped talking.

Silently, he picked up a piece of mapo tofu for Wang Keming and put it in Wang Keming's bowl: "Brother Ming, let's eat."

Wang Keming also felt that he was a bit sorry for ignoring him like this.

So, Wang Keming said: "I don't want to eat it, you can eat it."

Song Xuan looked quite shocked, and after lowering his head and nodding in a daze, he still said "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"".

Then, under Wang Keming's solemn gaze, he took away the biggest fried rib in Wang Keming's bowl.

Wang Keming: "I'll give you another second to think."

The author has something to say:

What Wang Keming actually means is: he doesn’t eat tofu_(:з」∠)_

But obviously, Song Xuan didn't think so.

good night!