schrodinger's president

Zhixuan, the chief general assistant, is famous for his meticulous and serious execution.In sharp contrast to this is the president himself, who is perfunctory and muddle through, and doesn't know anything about the company's affairs.

But who called his surname "Yu"?

Yu happened to be the surname of the chairman of the group.He is also surnamed Yu, the son of the chairman.

In public, Zhixuan always guards Yu Yunren's side every step of the way, for no other reason. As we all know, he is Yu Yunren's brain.Yes, as we all know, Yu Yunren himself has no brains.

An uncle came in front with a smile, Yu Yunren frowned, Zhixuan immediately understood, and said in Yu Yunren's ear: "He is Yao Fan, the president of Xiongfei, he played golf with you last month and lost three strokes. "Yu Yunren quickly raised a smile and held the opponent's hand: "Mr. Yao, Mr. Yao, what, you lost by three strokes last time, you are not convinced and want to challenge again?" Mr. Yao laughed and talked with him a few times. Sentence, and scattered again.Yu Yunren felt that it was very boring. Looking around, he saw a slim woman's eyes drifting towards him, which could be regarded as a bright spot in this boring banquet.Yu Yunren turned to Zhixuan and said, "See that beauty in red in 36D over there who keeps peeking at me? Go ask her for a number!" Zhixuan sighed, "She is Tiffany Yuan, the girlfriend you made six months ago. "Then Zhixuan paused again: "And it's 34C." Yu Yunren didn't mind at all that Zhixuan knew the size of his ex-girlfriend. It was very normal at first, because Zhixuan was responsible for purchasing everything from flowers, bags to sexy lingerie. This size is not surprising, and besides, Zhixuan is gay and would not have an affair with his girlfriend.

In fact, it doesn't matter.

Good brothers, there are good points for everyone.

Yu Yunren's philosophy of life.

Mr. Yao looked at Zhixuan again, and saw that Zhixuan was standing very straight, meticulous from head to toe, just like him in life and work, and said to Yu Yunren with a little envy: "I really envy you, there is such a cool guy as Axuan When will you stop being the president, remember to recommend this assistant to me." Yu Yunren laughed heartily, "Okay! Definitely! But Axuan actually has a very temper! Last time he said he patted the table He said he was going to fire me!" Mr. Yao felt incredible, and looked at Zhixuan: "Really?" Zhixuan smiled slightly: "I didn't pat the table."

Mr. Yao was very curious: "What exactly happened to make Ah Xuan so angry?" Then, Mr. Yao paused again, pointed at Yu Yunren and said, "It must be your fault." Yu Yunren admitted his mistake and nodded: "It must be I was wrong." Then Yu Yunren took a sip of the champagne in his glass, and said: "At that time, I wanted to invest in a close girlfriend, and he was very strongly against it. I thought, it would be fine to give a little money to a girl for fun, but Ah Xuan said that I This way, I can’t explain to the board of directors. If I insist on this, he can only resign and apologize to the board of directors, and then go away, saying that he will go to Bali first, and come back after spending all his annual leave to resign.” Mr. Yao smiled: “Oh, That’s it. Then what happened afterwards?” Yu Yunren patted Zhixuan on the shoulder and said, “It’s needless to say? Of course I broke up with my girlfriend and drove to the airport to chase Axuan back! Hahaha!” Mr. Yao also laughed : "Well done, well done! That's how it should be! How can there be fewer young, beautiful and money-loving women? A good helper like Ah Xuan can't be found even with a lantern!"

Mr. Yao and the others all said that Yu Yunren, the president, is very leisurely.Don't worry about financial resources, he has his own father on top, and there is no problem in execution, everything is checked by Zhixuan.What Yu Yunren is responsible for is signing autographs and showing his face.

It's just that Yu Yunren's good days seem to be coming to an end.

Zhixuan has been thinking about Mr. Yao's subtle attitude, and what Mr. Yao said, "When will I stop being the president?"

When will Yu Yunren cease to be the president?

Zhixuan always feels that the wind in the group is very tight recently, no one knows what will happen, and the company is also panicked.Only Yu Yunren still sings and dances, and nothing can affect his interest in having fun.

Whenever Zhixuan has problems at work, he will choose to go to the nightclub for a drink.People who knew him probably couldn't imagine that a person like Zhixuan would hang around the nightclub.In fact, Zhixuan also ran into acquaintances in the night market, but was not recognized.

At the beginning, Zhixuan was a little nervous, but after thinking about it, he didn't recognize it, it was normal.Originally, these "acquaintances" were unfamiliar with him, and the lights were dim, and their faces were blurred, not to mention his very different clothes from everyday.

During the daytime, Zhixuan's dress is very old-fashioned, with a well-combed 80s back hair that is so flat that it almost sticks to the scalp. It is as shiny as the nobrogues Oxford shoes under his feet. Pair of black titanium half-rim glasses.The whole person seems to have stepped out of a movie in the 80s, making people afraid to speak a word of internet language when communicating with him.

At night, he also has the back of the head, but it is fluffy and full of air. He has always been a favorite of the back of the head. He likes to show his smooth and round forehead and the black sideburns that match the sword eyebrows very well.Glasses with metal frames are taken off as a matter of course, and contact lenses are worn or not depending on the mood, because his myopia is actually not serious.After taking off his glasses, the corners of his slanted eyes showed their due charm, so that after half a glass of wine, he could look bright, look affectionately, and release his flirtatiousness to the blaring music in the nightclub. gas.

"Beauty..." A man approached, "Can I sit here?"

Zhixuan raised his head and raised his long eyebrows: "What are you doing here? This is a gaybar."

The straight man Yu Yunren sat down boldly, waved to the bartender casually, and pointed at Zhixuan: "I drink the same as him." The bartender nodded and gave him a glass of whiskey on the rocks.Yu Yunren was the only one who met Zhixuan at the night show and recognized him at a glance.This was absolutely beyond Zhixuan's expectation, and he refused to admit it at first.After all, Yu Yunren is a fool who can forget whoever slept with him yesterday, and Zhixuan thinks that if he categorically denies it, he can avoid disaster.But Yu Yunren swore: "I know it's you! You don't have to pretend, I know you are not a serious person after seeing how you book the night show and find the wingman for me!"

To Zhixuan's reassurance and surprise, Yu Yunren, who seemed very unreliable, did not say a word about Zhixuan's love for nightclubs.

Yu Yunren finished off the whiskey in the glass, and then his throat was so hot that smoke came out, and he couldn't help coughing twice.Zhixuan asked him: "Why are you drinking so hard? Use alcohol to drown your sorrows?" Yu Yunren patted Zhixuan on the shoulder: "You will take care of yourself in the future." Zhixuan heard this, and his back muscles tensed up: "What do you mean? "Yu Yunren said: "I'm useless, I'm going to be removed from this seat. You should be fine, everyone likes you." Zhixuan shook his head frantically: "Impossible! You are the biological son of Director Yu! "Yu Yunren said: "The problem is, my dad is not just my own son."

Zhixuan remembered Yu Yunren's "Schrödinger's brother".

Some people say that Yu Yunren has an elder brother, and some say that Yu Yunren himself is the only young master Yu, but the family members always call him "Second Young Master". Does it imply that there is still a "elder young master" who thinks he is secretive?Some people also said that this "Eldest Younger" was an illegitimate child with no name and no identity, others said that "Eldest Younger" died young, and some even said that "Second Younger" was called so because Yu Yunren was very dick.Zhixuan felt that the last guess was also very reliable.

However, who knows, not long ago, this "Schrödinger's young man" ran out of the box.

Zhixuan said, "Isn't the young master in an overseas subsidiary?" Yu Yunren took out a cigarette case from his pocket, smoked one, and said with a little worry: "My father said that he would merge the business and let the boss come back here to sit in charge. Both sides are under his control." Zhixuan patted Yu Yunren's shoulder reassuringly: "That's it..." He has heard about the young master for a long time. This young master who jumped out of nowhere said that he grew up overseas. After graduating, he worked as Guan Peisheng in an overseas company. After a round of training, he suddenly revealed that he was a prince, and it was logical to rise to the top. Now he is the president overseas, and his performance is very good. The shareholders are very satisfied with him.So many people said that the second young master was about to fall out of favor.

Yu Yunren didn't sink for a long time, and after the time of one cigarette, he began to beam with joy again: "Actually, this is pretty good, I am not suitable for this." Saying that, Yu Yunren sympathized: "If it is considered "Pu Wang ’, then I will do my part! Leave such a boring business to my boss!” Na Zhixuan shook his head and smiled.Yu Yunren stretched out his hand to put on Zhixuan's shoulder again, and Zhixuan shook off his hand bluntly: "It's a basic courtesy not to touch homosexuals." Yu Yunren smiled and said, "Okay, okay. I just tell you to live by yourself, I The boss is not as easy to talk to as I am." Zhixuan is also the first two elders, and smiled: "One emperor and one courtier, I know it myself."

One emperor and one courtier.

How could a new president use the old assistant to the president?

Zhixuan thought again, every contract for Yu Yunren to sign must be reviewed by Zhixuan first.Zhixuan is the actual executor, and he has offended many people over the years.Even though he doesn't offend others, others don't necessarily want to push him down so that he can take the position himself.It is estimated that on the young and old side, many people have said that he "controls the government", and he has been exaggerated as "Wei Zhongxian with a handle".

This "Schrödinger's Young Master" is named Yu Yuntao.I got off the plane this morning and arrived at the company in my car before noon without any warning.Naturally, everyone was lost and greeted, and the soldiers greeted them chaotically.Only Zhixuan continued to deal with the work at hand in the office.

When Yu Yuntao came to the downstairs of the company, EmuYi, the vice president who was not annoyed that Zhixuan was above him in the morning, quickly put on eye drops: "Everyone at the director level and above has arrived, except for the general assistant Zhixuan. We notified him, but he said something happened. So I didn’t come down.” Yu Yuntao asked: “Who are you?” He said: “My name is Yi Miao, and my English name is Emu.” Yu Yuntao nodded: “I know you, you are the vice president.” Then, Yu Yuntao said to everyone: “You guys If you have something to do, do it first, don’t worry about me. I’ll do it myself.”

Yu Yuntao went directly to the CEO's office, and Zhixuan was there.He also learned that Yu Yuntao had arrived, and after hearing the ding-dong sound of the elevator, he also stood up, straight like a line from his feet to his head.The elevator door opens, and a man in a well-fitting suit walks in. He is dressed similarly to Zhixuan, with the same rigorous business style, but the back of his head is still loosely gripped, and there are no glasses on his face. There is no hanging hair or glasses on his whole face. The concealment reveals the outline that is close to perfection.Zhixuan raised his eyes and saw Yu Yuntao, suddenly seemed to be heartbroken by Wan Jian.

The president's secretaries next to him were all beauties, and they were all selected according to Yu Yunren's taste. Seeing the new president coming, they rushed to greet him.Therefore, Zhixuan's faux pas of standing still in place is not conspicuous.Yu Yuntao saw that the president's office was full of fat and powder, and suddenly several charming women rushed over, making him think that he had strayed into the Pansi Cave.He raised his hand and stopped these "banshees": "It's alright. You don't need to entertain me when you go to work." Those "banshees", since they are "banshees", have nothing else to do but suck energy After doing something, he also felt wronged, only complaining that the new president is so beautiful but not understanding style.

Yu Yuntao walked up to Zhixuan: "Are you Zhixuan?" Zhixuan didn't dare to confirm at first, but now he is 99% sure that the other party is his ex-boyfriend who disappeared without saying a word.

But there is still 1% uncertainty.

There was no fluctuation in Yu Yuntao's eyes, as if the person facing him was a stranger.Then Zhixuan also showed his attitude towards strangers: "Yes, President." As he said, Zhixuan picked up the documents in his hand: "I didn't expect you to come so early, and the handover documents have not been sorted out yet, and there are only these at present. Do you need to take a look at it now?" Yu Yuntao nodded and took the document: "Thanks for your hard work."

Yu Yuntao sat down and started his work.

Zhixuan was not sure, he turned his head and looked at the other party quietly out of the corner of his eyes.Still so handsome that even a goblin could be charmed.But... the unsmiling, cautious and focused person in front of him cannot overlap with the smelly man in his memory.How can you imagine such a man pressing him against the wall and saying with a smile, "You are so tight...I'm going to stretch you loose tonight."