My general

When the Cossack colonel regained consciousness, he found himself in a hospital ward without any clothes on. What made him especially embarrassed was that the hair below his neck had been shaved. —By the way, the nurse at the Shuizhou General Hospital Their skin preparation skills are much better than the [-]th regiment's shaving wool, but the belt used to imprison the mentally ill and terrorists made him unable to move.

The Cossack colonel thought with his toes, and guessed that it was Dr. Tian's good deed: "Let go of me, bitch!"

Sure enough, Dr. Tian appeared in his sight wearing a white coat, together with the colonel in a white coat.

"Colonel von Harrenhof?" The Cossack colonel should have expected that Dr. Tian and the [-]th regiment were in the same group. "Let me go, you bastard!"

"You misidentified the person. This is Dr. von Hallenhof, the younger brother of Colonel von Hallenhof." Dr. Tian took medical gauze and wrapped a bag of cotton, and directly blocked Colonel Cossack's mouth, "Alice, Come and see, this is called 'phimosis'. Circumcision is the basis of urological surgery, just like peeling a banana, it's very simple. You do this operation."

Has he had surgery before?Seeing the colonel's younger brother scrambling with the surgical instruments, the Cossack colonel's hairs all stood on end.

"Yes, it's like peeling a banana. I can operate on monkeys, as well as on humans." The younger brother of the colonel said words that seemed to comfort him, but it made the Cossack colonel more and more frightened, "Teacher Tian, ​​how much anesthesia should be administered?" ?”

"Didn't you learn it when you were studying?" Dr. Tian didn't intend to tell him anything, "The results of this operation will be included in the urology examination."

He's already nervous enough, don't provoke him anymore!The Cossack colonel was tied to a hospital bed and left to be eaten by a mermaid, and his mouth was gagged, so he could only wail in his heart.

Just as the Cossack colonel expected, the colonel's younger brother became even more nervous: "How much anesthesia should I take?"

"He seems to be particularly insensitive to anesthetics, so he has to take three times the dose of a normal person."

"So many?" The colonel's younger brother was taken aback, "What if there are too many?"

"If you beat him too much, he will die." Dr. Tian said lightly.

The Cossack colonel was sweating coldly on his back.

"It's just local anesthesia, so you won't die, right?" the colonel's younger brother asked.

The Cossack colonel could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Dr. Tian thought for a while: "Basically not. In most cases, there will only be a little neurotoxicity, such as erectile dysfunction."

If this is the consequence, the Cossack colonel would rather die.

The colonel's younger brother swallowed: "Then there are fewer beatings?"

"Then there is no anesthesia effect." Dr. Tian spread his hands, "You are the one with the skin, not me. You should know better than me what it feels like to cut the skin without anesthesia."

Not to mention the colonel's younger brother, the Cossack colonel's scalp was blown.

The colonel's younger brother thought for a long time, and finally decided to ask the patient's opinion: "Colonel Denis Danilovich Yefimov, which one would you choose between lifelong immobility and severe pain that may last for several days?"

Colonel Cossack quite readily chose to bump his head against the bed frame, knocking himself unconscious.