The super-A school grass turned into a cannon fodder omega!

Ji Cenzhou snatched the schoolbag from Jiang Mosen's back and said, "Can I carry it myself?"

Jiang Mosen glanced at the monkey with displeasure, thinking that this man really likes to meddle in his own business.

The little brother asked the monkey: "Boss, can we fight now?"

The expression on the monkey's face was very ugly, and he said: "Fuck you, we are the ones who made mistakes, not only did we not admit our mistakes, but we also fought with others, doesn't it seem that I am very unreasonable?!"

"Then what do we do now?"

The expression on the monkey's face was even uglier, what else could he do now?I can only apologize to Hei Xiong, it's all because he didn't control his subordinates.

The little brother with a scar on his brow has now turned into a little quail, afraid that the boss will slap him.

The monkey picked him up by the ear, brought him up to him, and said, "What on earth are you thinking? I've repeatedly ordered you not to bully your classmates, and you can't collect protection money. You're so brave, you dare to ignore my words." !"

Little Brother Scar said aggrievedly, "It's not because you are short of money recently, Boss."

Monkey was stunned for a moment, he was really short of money recently, he wanted to chase after the goddess, and the pocket money for sending flowers and gifts every day was long gone, so he asked his younger brother to borrow some.

"I'm short of money, but I didn't ask you to steal it for me. Are you going to blame me for going now?"

The younger brother quickly said: "No, no, how dare I blame you, boss."

The monkey never thought that the root of the problem was himself, and now he was even more at a loss, and he lacked the confidence to speak: "Heixiong, how do you want to deal with this matter?"

Hei Xiong looked at the school committee, and the school committee summoned up courage and said, "Give me back my money!"

Ji Cenzhou added: "Apology."

Brother Scar was a little reluctant, but the monkey held his head down and apologized.

After apologizing, the only thing left is to pay back the money.

Monkey took out his phone without saying a word, and then he saw that his WeChat balance was less than three digits.

monkey:"……"

His heart skipped a beat. He didn't count the money when he bought flowers and gifts for the goddess. Now he really has no money in his hands.

He felt bitter, not only the money was gone, but the goddess hadn't caught up yet, he really lost his wife and lost his army.

With a dark face, the monkey turned his head and yelled at his younger brothers: "Whoever you have money, lend me some money first, and I will return it to you when I have money!"

The younger brother who took the wrong equipment before, in order to make up for the previous mistake, quickly took out his mobile phone and said to the boss, "Boss, I will save five yuan for lunch tomorrow, and I will give you the rest."

The monkey was very moved, look at this is their brotherly love than Jin Jian!

The monkey waved his hand and said, "You save 10 yuan for lunch tomorrow!"

The little brother was moved to tears, and immediately said: "Boss, I will follow you even if I am an ox or a horse."

His younger brother transferred his balance to the monkey while talking.

The monkey was moved to tears. He looked down and saw that the WeChat payment was 3.58.

monkey:"……"

He slapped his little brother on the head angrily and said, "You're kidding me!"

Also 3.58!Those eight cents are naked, naked, naked mockery!

The younger brother felt wronged, "Boss, this is really all my savings. I misunderstood yesterday. I thought I was going to have a decisive battle in online games, so I bought a good keyboard and used up all my pocket money for this month. You Don't be angry, how about I transfer the five yuan lunch to you?"

The monkey's face was red, orange, red, green, blue, blue and purple. Seeing what the little brother said, he was too embarrassed to get angry again, so he could only say: "What are you talking about! I'll let you have a good meal at noon tomorrow, and you can return it to me." What am I doing?"

Monkey said so, then turned around and asked Little Brother Scar, "How much money did you rob?"

Little Brother Scar said cautiously, "The 500 yuan I robbed has already been given to you, boss. If you don't believe me, look at the transfer records."

"What to look at, what's interesting at this time, how much money do you have now?"

Seeing that the opportunity of redemption came, Scar said excitedly, "I'm much richer than him. I have ten yuan in my hand!"

monkey:"……"

Is he the leader of the gang of beggars?Why are his little brothers so poor?

Monkey suddenly felt a group of guilt. As the boss, he did not lead his brothers to make a fortune, but let them spend money to chase after the goddess. The group of people became poorer and poorer.

The dozen or so people who came with the monkey finally put together less than 200 yuan.

Hei Xiong looked at the 200 yuan that had been transferred, and said, "Why are you so poor?"

Houzi couldn't hold back his face, "Don't talk nonsense, I will transfer the money to you as soon as I have money."

Ji Cenzhou has a feud with the monkey, "When you have money, when will you wait?"

The monkey's face changed and he said, "Do you think I'm the kind of person who reneges on debts? You underestimate me too much. I will do what I say, and I will pay you back when I have money!"

Jiang Mosen interjected, "Then you can pay it back now."

Monkey: "How do I pay it back now?"

"I saw a store in the snack street is recruiting employees. If you go to work, won't you earn your money back?"

The monkey was stunned for a moment, thought for a while, and said, "That's fine."

Jiang Mosen: "You don't need so many people, just add you to the six who robbed the money."

The monkey thought for a while and said, "That's fine, the others should go back first."

The other younger brothers are unwilling to leave. After they leave, their boss will be bullied, after all, there are so many people on the other side.

Monkey doesn't think so, he is a part-time worker, he doesn't want to have a group of younger brothers watching him when he is scolded by the boss, how embarrassing it is!

The monkey drove the other boys back like chickens, and followed Ji Cenzhou with the protected ones.

They came to the small shop, looked at the A4 paper pasted at the door of the shop and fell silent.

There are four big characters on the top: recruiting dish washer.

A younger brother muttered: "I don't want to do the dishes."

Monkey raised his eyebrows, and couldn't get away with a slap, "I don't think about it now, why did I think about it when I collected the protection fee! I will accompany you to wash the dishes, and you still dare to talk nonsense about me, do you want to find a slap?" !"

The younger brother was speechless immediately, and obediently followed the monkey in.

After they explained their purpose to the shop owner, the shop owner looked at the monkey suspiciously: "Can you do it?"

Monkey has worked a lot, and it can be said that he has experienced many battles. "Boss, we are skilled workers. There is a small restaurant at the top of the snack street. I worked there for a summer vacation. The boss praised me every day for my hard work."

The boss thinks about it. The proprietress of the small restaurant has always been known for her vicious tongue. It is naturally good to be able to satisfy her.

The boss was relieved of the monkey, but he was not very relieved of the clumsy boys behind him, "Can they do it?"

"All right, all right," the monkey said, "They often work at home, they are diligent, and if we break the plate, I know the rules, and we will pay three times the compensation."

Only then did the boss feel a little more satisfied, and said, "That's all right, you guys come with me to the back kitchen."

As soon as the younger brother entered, he saw a pool full of bowls and chopsticks, with oil stains and vegetable residues floating on them, and immediately retreated. If the monkeys were not here, they would have retreated a long time ago.

After sending the boss away, the monkey taught them one by one how to brush cleanly and quickly. The younger brothers were embarrassed to stop working hard when they saw the boss like this.

Ji Cenzhou glanced at the few people who were trying to clean the dishes from the window, and said with some satisfaction: "It's not too bad."

****

"Brother Jiang, why are you here?"

Ji Cenzhou turned his head and saw Wang Hao and Li Tianrui sitting at their table, so he went over to explain the situation to them.

Wang Hao and Li Tianrui blushed angrily after hearing this, "It's too much to bully our school committee, see if I don't deal with them properly!"

"waiter!"

After the waiter came over, Wang Hao asked, "What kind of food do you use the most bowls and chopsticks for?"

Waiter: "...what did you say?"

Wang Hao repeated it again, and the waiter looked at him with mentally retarded eyes, and said a few dishes.

"Okay, just a few of these!"

Wang Hao greeted the school committee: "School committee, come and eat a little, maybe your bowl and chopsticks are the last straw to crush them!"

Academic Committee: "..."

He thought it was a bit mentally handicapped at first, but the more he thought about it, the more wronged he became, and he immediately agreed: "Let's make more bowls and chopsticks with the spirit of overcoming the last big problem in mathematics!!"

Hei Xiong looked dumbfounded, and leaned into Ji Cenzhou's ear weakly and asked, "Is this the world of a top student?"

"The world of our Xueba is more than that," Ji Cenzhou said, taking out the physics book from his school bag again and again, "Jiang Mosen, let's continue with yesterday's question."

Black Bear: "..."

He looked at Jiang Mosen and Ji Cenzhou who were studying together, and at the three members of the school committee who used the spirit of overcoming the last big problem in mathematics to make more tableware. He felt instantly as if he had walked into a flock of swans ugly duckling.

Alone, weak and helpless.

Ji Cenzhou was really bored watching the black bear, so he threw an English book to him, "You don't know anything else, you will always memorize English words."

"..." Black Bear said, "I chose to supervise them doing the dishes."

After nearly an hour, the few inside finally finished washing the dishes, and their salary was just 300 yuan. The school committee took the money and thanked Hei Xiong, Ji Cenzhou, and Jiang Mosen excitedly.

Ji Cenzhou smiled, put his arms around the shoulders of the school committee, and whispered to him: "Do you want to make these people turn around and run away in fright when they see you in the future?"

The school committee asked in surprise, "Can I?"

Ji Cenzhou smiled meaningfully, "Of course you can."

*******

There is a small garden near the school, which is usually a place for the elderly to exercise their muscles and bones, but today there is the sound of reading aloud.

Six delinquent teenagers sat in a row, their postures as well-behaved as elementary school students.

Each of them is holding a Chinese book, and they are reading classical Chinese aloud with pain and hatred.

"Furthermore, if the accumulation of water is not thick, it will be powerless to carry a large boat. Cover a cup of water on... what hall, and the boat will be mustard; put the cup and it will be glued. The water is shallow and the boat is big. The wind blows If the accumulation is not thick, it will have no strength to bear the big wings. Therefore, for ninety thousand miles, the wind will be descending, and then today is Peifeng; if you carry the blue sky on your back and Mo Zhiyao... If you want to, then it will be Jiangtunan."

The six delinquent teenagers stumbled and finished reading a paragraph, among which there were not only mispronounced words, but also words that they would not be able to pronounce immediately.

The school committee stood in front of them holding the text, just like the little teacher, "Ao hall four times, and Yao Yan four e times, not yu."

"Okay, I'm just trying to tell you the meaning of the key words. You can translate it later, and you can go if the translation is correct."

The delinquent boy looked ashamed and said to himself, don't talk about it, you should just kill me. Killing me is not as painful as it is now.

The monkey was terrified at the side, and whispered to the black bear: "Your trick is too ruthless, killing people invisible, my six brothers must be dying of depression now, learning is more painful than killing them, go back tonight They must have nightmares, I once dreamed of math problems chasing me, and I woke up sweating profusely."

Hei Xiong said with some fear: "My little brother is ruthless when he is not careful. He has really grasped our lifeblood. If these six people go to wash the dishes for another hour, it will not be so painful."

The monkey echoed: "We are scumbags, life is hard!"

Someone frowned at the monkeys, hoping that their boss would save their lives, but before the monkeys saw it, the school committee noticed: "What's wrong with you, are your eyes uncomfortable?"

The man: "...No, it seems that there is sand in the eyes."

Who can tell them why this little glasses is so imposing when it comes to learning! !If he is usually this imposing, they wouldn't dare to snatch him in their dreams! ! !

"Okay, then I will continue to tell you."

"Xiaojiu and Xuejiu laughed and said: "I will take off and fly, and I will stop when I shoot the elm, but the time will not come, and I will just control the ground, and it will be ninety thousand miles.Among them, I decided to rise and fly, the second in the middle is a conjunction, expresses modification, ends with a spear and elm, and is harmonious and controlled on the ground. Conjunctions, table modifiers. "

All the scumbags are stupid, isn't it just a coincidence! !How can there be so much meaning!

"Understood?" the school committee asked them.

The six scumbags looked at the sharp gaze behind the school committee's small glasses, and nodded quickly, "Ming...understood."

"Okay, then I'll find someone to translate it." The school committee scanned around and clicked on Little Brother Scar, "I'll just do the translation for you."

The others breathed a sigh of relief.

Little Brother Scar: "..."

He seemed to be able to hear the cheers of other people in his heart, and for the first time he felt that their brotherhood seemed to come to an end.

"Won't it?" The school committee asked a death question.

Scar's younger brother hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, I will brew some feelings."

Scar little brother bit the bullet and said: "What are you talking about? We spread our wings and fly very high and very happy, just like a happy little bird. No matter how we let it fly, we can't fly high. We are tired from flying. It just fell to the ground, and then it was thousands of miles away in an instant..."

The thicker and tighter the eyebrows of the school committee, "Basically there is no point, this sentence is translated like this..."

The six scumbags were about to cry, but seeing that the text was still so long, they burst into tears in their hearts.

They can clearly understand every word, but they don't know anything together, so angry, really angry!

These six people have no foundation at all. After the school committee talked back and forth several times, they still couldn’t learn it. The good-tempered person of the school committee was pushed into a hurry. I tapped on it, "Why can't I translate it! I have translated every word for you. You can connect words and make sentences. You can't listen to the lecture!"

"I, we, listened carefully." The younger brother said in a low voice.

"How could it be impossible? Don't tell me you are stupid. There are no stupid students in this world, only students who don't work hard. Don't belittle yourself!"

The younger brothers were also wronged, they were really serious, they didn't study so seriously before the final exam, "No, it's not just us who can't learn, our boss also...can't learn."

This little brother must have been wronged and crazy, and dragged his boss into the water desperately.

Black Bear: "..."

monkey:"……"

The school committee threw the book into the monkey's arms, put it on his waist, and said to him imposingly: "You are their boss, please translate and set an example for them."

Monkey: "...which sentence to translate?"

School Committee: "Let me find a simple sentence for you, just this sentence, small knowledge is not as good as big knowledge, and young years are not as good as big ones."

The monkey was sweating profusely. He looked at the classical Chinese in the book, which seemed to be written in the Tianshu class, and said under the sharp eyes of the school committee: "...It is better to know than to know a little. This... It is better to have a happy new year than to spend a new year!"

The younger brother also sincerely praised: "As expected of our boss, the translation is so smooth and creative, why didn't I think of it!"

The monkey proudly said, "If you are better than me, wouldn't you be the bosses now! Learn a bit, this is called learning talent."

The school committee was so angry that he sneered: "It's better to have a happy new year than to live a young year. Why don't you just say that the students in the young year are not as tall as the classmates in the old year! Why are you still standing there stupidly? Get out of here and learn , look at what you are translating, are you so worthy of your school teachers!!"

After yelling, he turned his attention to the black bear again. The black bear was clever. In order to avoid being humiliated, he quickly said, "Neither do I. I'm applying to join the lecture organization!"

The six delinquent teenagers, plus the two school bullies of No. [-] Middle School and No. [-] Middle School, trembled under the rule of the school committee, and were hit on the head with a book by the angry school committee. Knead, and then continue to listen to the class with trepidation.

The eight people who are majestic and arrogant outside are like eight weak, lonely and helpless little quails in front of the school committee.

After half of the text, it was dark. The school committee put away the book and said, "I will stop here today, and I will continue to tell you when I have time some other day."

Hei Xiong almost went crazy when he heard this: "No, don't bother Brother Xue, I'll just go back and study on my own."

The others hurriedly nodded like chickens pecking at each other, very eager to survive.

"Okay then." The school committee put the book in the bag and said, "Then you go back and study hard by yourself. Next time I meet you, I will randomly check your mastery."

Seeing that the school committee was about to leave, the eight students couldn't help but burst into tears, and said in unison, "Goodbye, Brother Xue!"

Monkey looked at the back of the school committee going away, and said painfully: "I swear, I will never step in the vicinity of your No. [-] Middle School in my life. You should enjoy the service of checking your mastery level by yourself."

Monkey's younger brother nodded again and again.

Black Bear: "..."

Woo, you all bully me!