The super-A school grass turned into a cannon fodder omega!

The result of the school committee being too happy is that he drank too much.

The school committee hugged Wang Hao, and said bitterly: "Ritian, I really don't want to study anymore, and I don't want to be a school committee anymore."

Wang Hao took a sip of his wine and said, "If you don't want to, don't be a fool, come and play happily with me."

The school committee looked bitter and bitter, "You, you don't understand, I was born just for the school committee."

"What?"

"Because... my name is Xue Wei."

Wang Hao: "..."

He reacted for a few seconds before he realized what the school committee had said. He frowned and thought for a while and said, "This name is pretty good, but school committee, are you telling me a bad joke?"

The school committee thought for a long time before saying: "Is it cold? I still think it's quite funny. Maybe... my parents want to tell a bad joke, but they want to tell a bad joke, so don't use my name. It’s miserable, I’m really miserable!”

The school committee drank too much, and became depressed while talking, and it seemed that tears were about to fall.

Seeing this, Wang Hao hurriedly comforted him. After comforting him for a long time, the school committee calmed down.

The boys could have made a fuss when they got together, but now they got drunk and made a fuss even more. I don't know who proposed to talk about the most embarrassing thing they have done.

Wang Hao thought for a while and said: "You guys come first, I have too many embarrassing things, I have to compare them carefully."

Holding the wine bottle, the academic committee raised their hands drunkenly, "Organization, I apply to speak first."

Li Tianrui said: "Yes!"

The school committee put down the bottle and said solemnly: "When I was a child, I was very curious when I never saw my dad smoking, so I remembered to try it myself. One day my parents were not at home, so I sat on the sofa with a cigarette in my mouth. Let’s smoke it, I always feel that something is almost there, and then I just imitate my father’s appearance, paralyzed on the sofa, sometimes sighing sadly, sometimes frowning angrily, as if I am a vicissitudes of life man who is controlled by his wife, But I had a bad back that day, my mother came home early, and as soon as she opened the door, she bumped into me smoking a cigarette."

The school committee said this, took another sip of wine sadly, sighed and couldn't continue.

Yang Shu was hearing the critical moment, and suddenly saw that the school committee stopped talking, so she hurriedly urged: "School committee, please speak up, don't sell the lawsuit."

Only then did the school committee continue: "I didn't know which muscle was wrong at the time, and imitated my father's appearance in a hurry, with a sad face, and was forced to say with a little joy: 'Yingying, you are back. '"

Yang Shu and the others were almost out of breath from laughing, and the school committee smiled wryly when they saw this: "I was beaten so badly that day, I thought I was going to the bottom to find my grandfather who had been dead for many years. It’s not over, after a few days I was thinking about what I was feeling so bad at that time, and then I figured it out, it turned out that I forgot to light the cigarette at that time!”

Several people laughed even harder.

"..." Wang Hao said, "Compared to you, I'm really not embarrassed at all. I just missed the women's toilet."

Yang Shu: "Ritian, do you have some points, the school committee's story is fun, and you are the real embarrassment."

After being bullied, Wang Hao tried to change the subject, and said, "Brother Jiang, do you have any embarrassing things?"

Jiang Mosen's smile was dangerous. "Wang Hao, is it that the freedom I gave you has gone too far recently, and you dare to ask me this kind of question?"

Wang Hao retreated quickly, "Isn't this what everyone said? Brother Jiang, you don't feel very good if you don't say it. How about I change the question..."

Someone in the corner shouted, "Brother Jiang, what kind of omega do you like?"

Omega, who was not interested at first, raised her head instantly and listened carefully with her ears pricked up.

Jiang Mosen smiled helplessly, and said, "What do you think I like?"

Everyone rushed to answer.

"Pure girl!"

"Sweet and cute little loli!"

"Cold and sexy Yujie!"

"Charming bitch!"

"..."

"Whoever said it last, come out and get beaten!"

Ji Cenzhou thought for a while and said, "I can answer this question."

Everyone looked at him, and Ji Cenzhou said, "Jiang Mosen likes that kind-hearted little white flower."

Li Tianrui asked: "What does Little White Flower mean?"

Ji Cenzhou thought for a while and said: "It's just pure and weak, but its emotional intelligence is not high, and it's even a bit stupid."

He swears it's about as good a word as he can think of.

Jiang Mosen looked at him speechlessly, and said, "Why do you think I like this?"

In fact, Ji Cenzhou also felt that Jiang Mosen would not fall to this point, but his fate had already been arranged by the original author. With the setting of "destiny", Jiang Mosen couldn't fall in love with others.

Wang Hao simply said: "Brother Jiang, don't sell the lawsuit, just speak quickly."

Jiang Mosen said, "I like cute ones without knowing it."

Li Tianrui: "This description is too abstract, Brother Jiang, please explain in more detail."

Jiang Mosen said with a smile, "I'm afraid that if I explain it in too much detail, he will be shy when he hears it."

The audience was quiet for a few seconds, then there was an explosion, and the boy booed.

"yoyoyoyoyo, Brother Jiang has a goal!"

"Oh my god, who the hell stole our school grass!"

"Tell him his name quickly, and I'll be convinced!"

"An omega that can make Brother Jiang like it, isn't that a fairy character!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm broken in love, brother Jiang actually already has someone he likes, am I running out of chance ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Why are you crying? You didn't have a chance. Brother Jiang, a fairy alpha, of course likes a fairy omega. Ordinary people like us can only fall in love with this kind of fairy love. It has nothing to do with us, okay?"

"My god, when did this happen? I don't know at all. What a mistake!"

Jiang Mosen smiled, "Don't make fun of me, I'm just saying that there is no such person yet."

Wang Hao said fearlessly: "Since there is no such person yet, please tell me in detail, we promise not to tell him!"

Amidst the uproar, Jiang Mosen said: "He has a little temper, but he is very cute. If he is afraid, he will throw himself into my arms and rub his fluffy hair against my neck. When he is very uncomfortable, he will cry until his face is covered with tears." Wet, but he will insist that he is fine, very dependent on me, and trust me."

Wang Hao sighed: "What kind of fairy omega is this!"

Li Tianrui: "I don't dare to expect to have such an omega, let me have a look."

Ji Cenzhou thought about his cousin's appearance, then looked at Jiang Mosen, and said with some embarrassment: "Sometimes the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny. You don't want to think too good about people."

Jiang Mosen smiled and said, "No, he is just such a cute person."

Ji Cenzhou looked at Jiang Mosen without a word, and said, "Then don't be too disappointed then!"

"I won't be disappointed," Jiang Mosen said, "Definitely."

*******

The result of yesterday's overindulgence was that on Monday morning, the boys were lying on the table lying on the table, unable to get motivated.

Xu Lei was very worried when he saw it, and asked in class: "Did you have the flu recently? Are you all sick?"

Everyone couldn't explain it, so they could only laugh.

"Maybe, but no one around me is sick."

"I have a headache, but it shouldn't be a cold."

"The weather has been a bit cold recently, and it is indeed easy to catch a cold."

Seeing this, Xu Lei told everyone to take good care of their bodies. If you are really uncomfortable, don't hold back, and go to the infirmary for treatment as soon as possible.

After class, Wang Hao spread it on the table and said, "I regret it, I regret it very much. I will never drink so much again."

Ji Cenzhou smiled and asked him, "Will you go to the next party?"

Wang Hao paused for a moment: "...still going!"

Ji Cenzhou said: "Then do you still drink?"

Wang Hao said: "Drink! If you don't drink, you won't be happy!!"

Ji Cenzhou smiled and said, "Then I'll drink with you next time."

After finishing speaking, he turned to Jiang Mosen and asked, "After school this afternoon, are you free?"

Jiang Mosen raised his eyes: "Tutoring?"

"Yeah." Ji Cenzhou said: "It feels like there has been no tutoring for a century, and I still miss it."

Jiang Mosen joked, "Really, then I'll give you some more questions to do this afternoon."

Jiang Mosen really did what he said, and Ji Cenzhou looked at the questions on the paper with bitter hatred, without thinking.

He lost his mind while doing this, and took out a lollipop from his schoolbag.

Just after he peeled off the skin, he felt Jiang Mosen looking straight at him.

Ji Cenzhou: "?"

"Want to eat?"

Jiang Mosen said, "What flavor?"

"Strawberry."

"Okay, then you can give it to me."

Ji Cenzhou reluctantly gave Jiang Mosen the strawberry flavor, which was his favorite flavor, and this was the last one.

After Jiang Mosen took the lollipop, he gave Ji Cenzhou a funny look and said, "Open your mouth."

Ji Cenzhou opened his mouth subconsciously, and the next second, the sweet aroma of strawberries filled his entire mouth.

Ji Cenzhou was stunned, couldn't help curling his lips, and said, "Why did you give it back to me again?"

Jiang Mosen said: "You look at this strawberry smelling so reluctantly, and your expression is aggrieved, just like I am a villain who snatches children's candy. I am afraid that after I eat it, you will cry on the spot."

Being compared to a child, Ji Cenzhou was not angry, "I have many flavors here, which one do you like?"

Ji Cenzhou dug out lollipops of various flavors from his schoolbag, and introduced them to Jiang Mosen: "There are green apple, grape, orange, and mint flavors..."

Jiang Mosen said, "Give me a peppermint flavor."

Ji Cenzhou paused, thinking that Jiang Mosen really liked the taste of his pheromone, and handed the lollipop to Jiang Mosen.

The two were eating lollipops together. Ji Cenzhou looked at the candy wrappers on the table and said, "This merchant likes to develop new flavors. It is said that they will release floral-scented lollipops recently. I heard that there are rose flavors, sweet-scented osmanthus and sweet-scented osmanthus. ...the ones smell like jasmine, and..."

Ji Cenzhou shook his head and said: "Oh, there are too many, I have forgotten, I hope he can produce a pagoda tree flavor, I like the fragrance of pagoda flowers, by the way, monitor, what flavor do you like?"

Jiang Mosen looked at Ji Cenzhou with dark eyes, suppressed emotions surged in his eyes, he hooked the corners of his mouth, like a hunter seeing his prey automatically walked into the trap, his voice was low and magnetic.

"I like rose fragrance."