bamboo horse so white

"If you can solve these ten questions, I will give you 50 candies."

The chubby dun'er sat on the bench and nodded, raised his head, looked at Lin Xiao for a while, and Zhang Mi for a while.

He took a pencil and scribbled on the exercise book, then handed it to Lin Xiao.

"I want candy!"

Lin Xiao took the homework and quickly scanned his answers, "Little Fatty, you are wrong about ten of them, how dare you ask for candy!"

Little Pang Dun'er jumped up unconvinced: "You only asked to do what you said, and you didn't say what you said was right!"

"Hey, lie..." Lin Xiao shook his curly hair, and was about to start a verbal battle with Fatty.

Zhang Mi beside him gave a muffled laugh, and pulled away the arm wrapped around Lin Xiao's neck.

He stood up and walked out of the room under Lin Xiao's puzzled eyes.

After a while, he came back and threw a bag of white sugar on the table.

"Take it yourself, I'll give you 100."

Lin Xiao said that his luck was bad today.

In the morning, I wore a short sleeve and went out, but suddenly it rained heavily, making me shiver with cold.

At noon, I went to take a substitute shift, and the wind blew outside the door for a long time, but I was released as a pigeon.

Now, playing games of throwing a sieve in the group, I am the one to be punished.

The mobile phone beeped, Lin Xiao swipe open WeChat, and the content of punishment was posted in the group - send a very hypocritical sentence to the first person in your WeChat contact.

Lin Xiao sneezed.

What a bad punishment!

Ten minutes later, Zhang Mi's phone screen suddenly lit up, and he picked up the phone.

Sender: Lin Xiao

Content of the letter: It's so fucking cold today, the kind that needs to hide in your arms.

Relying on his good memory, Lin Xiao had a lot of part-time jobs and kept skipping classes, but his grade point was surprisingly high. Last time, he was almost able to get a third-class scholarship at the college level.

Among all the students, it can be regarded as a myth.

At noon, when he was walking in the corridor of the cafeteria, he met a junior student.

The elementary school boy greeted him with respect.

Next to the elementary school boy was a school girl, his face was a little red, as if he was very shy.

Lin Xiao saw it.

Unrequited love.

He sat down at the table next to his junior.

Suddenly the elementary school boy saw rice grains on the junior girl's face, so he said cautiously: "There is something on your face, can I remove it for you?"

The school girl blushed and shook her head, "No, unless there are many."

Lin Xiao saw it.

Gee tut.

He stood up, carrying the plate, and walked slowly behind them, and in a flash of lightning, he pressed the junior girl's head into the plate.Then drift away.

Come on, elementary school brother, the senior can only help you here...

At the dinner table, Lin Xiao and Zhang Mi were engaged in a battle for prawns.

Lin Xiao couldn't figure it out.

There are so many shrimps, why does Zhang Mi have to fight for this one with himself.

childish!

He's still chubby and mature, at least he's sitting in the living room obediently looking at Tutu with big ears.

After a fierce battle, Zhang Dazhi returned triumphantly with the red shrimp, and waved his chopsticks in front of Lin Xiao.

Lin Xiao raised his head and poured himself a cup of Erguotou.

At this time, the well-behaved little chubby suddenly ran over and fell on Lin Xiao's lap.

"Brother Lin Xiao, why am I not a virgin?"

Lin Xiao took a mouthful of Erguotou and almost spit it out.

Zhang Mi was very calm, without frowning, and put the peeled shrimp into Lin Xiao's bowl.

"Because you were not born in that month."