After becoming a master of women's clothing [Comprehensive]

"This is a benefit!" The system's voice was a little cold, "The host alone can't stop four hands with two fists in the rivers and lakes. Although Guo Shaoxia is a bit stupid, he has deep affection for the host! Isn't the host a little excited?"

"..." I really appreciate your benefits, thank you for your little excitement!I just want to cry now okay?With a fool like Guo Polu here, what do you want me to do?How to row a boat without oars, the system you are an out-and-out scumbag!Cheng Yu cursed a few times in his heart, pushed Guo Polu away and said sternly, "Guo Shaoxia, my name is not Cheng Yu!"

Since I can't pretend, I also have to pretend with tears in my eyes!I just want to ask is it still too late to cancel this benefit?

"It's too late, once it's tied up, I won't return the purchase!" The system complained coldly, "You can be content, you see, Guo Polu wants to have a good figure and good looks. One night..."

"Wait..." Cheng Yu took a breath, "Monster, show your true form, you are not my system, my system can't be so dirty!" He actually got into the system's car, thinking about it, he was still a little I'm shivering.I, Fat Tiger, am afraid I want to beat someone up!Also, isn't this the car to go to kindergarten, please, please let me down.

"Hehe, as long as you are happy!" The system complained silently, anyway, it will be pressed and tossed and turned several times a night, as long as you are happy!

"Xiaoyu, did I, did I do something wrong again?" Guo Polu twisted his clothes a little helplessly, while Lu Xiaofeng watched from the side stunned, the development of the plot caught him off guard.This is...a big mouthful of dog food stuffed into his mouth?

Hua Manlou coughed softly, "Then let's talk about the young hero Cheng Yu first. Why is the young hero Cheng Yu in the painting?"

"I'm not Cheng Yu, I'm really not Cheng Yu!" Cheng Yu shook his head, "My name is Huaniaojuan, not Cheng Yu! Trust me, trust me!"

"En, well, young hero Huaniaojuan, why are you in this painting!" Hua Manlou gave a soft acknowledgment, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, like a spring breeze.It's a pity that Cheng Yu couldn't see it. There was a blinding mark on his head.He couldn't see anything, but fortunately, he found that although he couldn't see, he could still use his spiritual sense these days in the picture scroll.

It's just that he is used to his eyes after all, and occasionally forgets to use his divine sense.Divine consciousness is mysterious and unusual, but it consumes energy. Fortunately, he is now an earth immortal, so it doesn't waste much energy to use it.

It's just that Huamanlou's smile seems very warm at this time, but his words are very obvious. He doesn't believe a single punctuation mark in Cheng Yu's words.In fact, it's not hard to guess, since Cheng Yu wanted to hide from Guo Polu, he naturally didn't want Guo Polu to recognize him.Guo Polu once said to himself that his wife is very good at abnormalities.

And every time she would dress up extremely beautifully, sometimes indifferent and sometimes coquettish.But he knew that his wife was not feminine at all, she was just a little delicate.He didn't know why Cheng Yu insisted on dressing up like this, maybe there was some unavoidable reason.

Cheng Yu twitched the corner of his mouth, although he couldn't see it.But it was obvious that no one believed his words. He propped his chin with his hand and said, "Although my little brother looks good and has a good figure, I am really not his wife. If my little brother didn't already have a wife, I would still I'm really moved." Cheng Yu deliberately squeezed his throat and spoke, making himself sick.Guo Polu looked at Cheng Yu helplessly, Lu Xiaofeng twitched the corners of his mouth, with an expression that I see you continue to pretend.

"Xiao Yu, stop messing around. What's wrong with your eyes? Why are they in the painting?" Guo Polu said a little puzzled, "The master master said you have some things, the master said you have cultivated into a fairy, so you should not Something's up. I was still thinking about cooking your favorite dish when you came back, why do your...eyes...suddenly..."

Cheng Yu twitched the corner of his mouth, well, he gave up pretending not to know each other.It seems that he has been trapped by the system, he snorted coldly and said, "Who else? That fellow God King Fuxi asked me to hand over something, but I refused to give it to him... As a result, my eyes were accidentally made That's it!"

His eyes were tightly closed, and no one except Guo Polu noticed anything wrong.Lu Xiaofeng said at this time, "No wonder...you hit the wrong person that day, so...your eyes." He stroked his beard, frowned and said, "No, there are really gods in this world? "

Guo Polu looked at Lu Xiaofeng nervously, Cheng Yu's eyes were gone, could it be that Lu Xiaofeng wanted to do something?He stopped in front of Cheng Yu and said to Lu Xiaofeng, "Mr. Lu, don't act recklessly!"

With an idea, Cheng Yu came to Guo Polu's ear and said, "Polu, you are so kind to me!" Guo Polu was still feeling sorry for Cheng Yu's eyes, looking at Lu Xiaofeng, but he didn't expect a burst of heat from his ear , made him feel a little itchy.Guo Polu smiled honestly and said, "I, I will definitely not make you angry Xiaoyu in the future."

"This Lu Xiaochong actually threw me into the rain, Polu, you must vent your anger on me!" Cheng Yu snorted coldly, although his eyes were closed, his voice still sounded a little angry.

Guo Polu nodded, "Okay!" He looked at Lu Xiaofeng pursing his lips, showing a simple and honest smile, "Mr. Lu, I'm sorry!"

"Hey, let me say..." Lu Xiaofeng saw Guo Polu slap his palm, the strength was somewhat controlled, although it wouldn't hurt him, it would still make him suffer some flesh and blood.Naturally, Lu Xiaofeng would not be slaughtered by others, he looked at Guo Polu's palm and turned around to avoid it.

The wind of the palm hangs sharply on his face, which looks a little painful. "What kind of palm is this?" Lu Xiaofeng seemed to have never seen such a weird palm. This palm is upright, with a strong masculine energy, and there is a faint sound of dragon chant.And according to Guo Polu's current cultivation base, when he uses this set of palm techniques, he is naturally very powerful, as if the whole small pavilion is trembling.

Cheng Yu snickered lightly, and was about to hide his body in the painting to escape, but Hua Manlou said, "Cheng Shaoxia, Guo Shaoxia has been looking for you for so long, although you can leave, you always have to tell Guo Shaoxia Something. Although Guo Shaoxia has a dull personality, he obeys you. If you really don’t like him, tell him. Why is that so?”

"..." Cheng Yu was a little embarrassed, he didn't want to leave, and he didn't want to leave.Guo Polu was chasing Lu Xiaofeng, when he heard that Cheng Yu was about to leave, he hurriedly flew up to Cheng Yu and said, "Xiao Yu, don't, don't go! I won't make you angry anymore."

The scene was extremely silent, and Cheng Yu was a little embarrassed.After his petty thoughts were exposed by Hua Manlou, even though he had a thick skin, he didn't speak.Guo Polu is a little stupid, but a little honest.There was a heroic spirit between his brows, and he obeyed his words. Speaking of which, if he really asked him to reject Guo Polu, he couldn't refuse.Thinking of Guo Polu liking him, what is the inexplicable little excitement.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the small attic with a strange atmosphere and coughed lightly, "So Cheng Shaoxia, can you tell me why you call yourself Flower and Bird Roll?"

Cheng Yu also breathed a sigh of relief. Although he liked to bully Guo Polu, he didn't have any bad intentions towards Guo Polu.It's just that Guo Polu didn't know if it would be ugly if Hua Manlou said it at this time.Fortunately, Guo Polu still scratched his head in a foolish manner and said, "Don't go, Xiaoyu, I won't make you angry anymore."

"I'm not leaving!" Cheng Yu sighed, hearing Guo Polu's pitiful voice, he really couldn't help himself.

He snorted coldly, "I don't know. When I came down from the heaven, a golden light shone on me. When I woke up, I was in this picture scroll. As for why I am called Flower and Bird Scroll, you haven't seen my surroundings?" Are there flowers and birds?"

"Really not!" Lu Xiaofeng shook his head, but Cheng Yu had a few wings on his head, and there was a huge wing on his yellow and white short jacket. On the pond in the picture scroll, the clear water seemed to be still flowing slowly. with.Slowly, Cheng Yu came out from the picture scroll. Although his clothes were a little short, they covered everything he couldn't see.

At this time, Guo Polu put his clothes on Cheng Yu's body, and said in a muffled voice, "Xiao Yu, it's quite cold outside." Cheng Yu twitched the corners of his mouth, and didn't want me to be seen by others, and you said clearly, what is cold.It's still cold in spring, with so much sunshine outside, I'm blind, but I'm not stupid!

As expected, Lu Xiaofeng also twitched the corners of his mouth, he felt that Guo Polu, a simple and honest person, would still behave like this, which made his teeth sore.He coughed lightly with his hands, "Speaking of which, since Guo Shaoxia has found Cheng Shaoxia, where will the two go?"

"Wherever Xiaoyu goes, I will go there!" Guo Polu picked up the sword on the ground and blew lightly a few times.But Cheng Yu didn't speak, he just put on the clothes that Guo Polu put on him and didn't take them off.

Lu Xiaofeng coughed softly, "It looks like Guo Shaoxia can use swords!" Guo Polu nodded, "Shushan Sword School's most powerful is swordsmanship, and Xiaoyu's swordsmanship is also much better than mine. I still have many I haven't even learned swordsmanship yet."

"Oh?" Lu Xiaofeng didn't know what kind of swordsmanship these gods learned, but thinking about it, if that person knew, he would be very excited.I was a little horrified today, the person in this scroll turned out to be an immortal.And this Guo Polu looks so simple and honest, unexpectedly... is also a fairy.

Lu Xiaofeng always thought that people among gods were like Taoist priests on Wudang Mountain, but he didn't expect that he was thinking about it.