After becoming a master of women's clothing [Comprehensive]

In Zixiao Palace, the silent atmosphere seemed a bit strange.Nuwa folded her hands on her chest and looked at the figure in front of her.On the other hand, Zhunti closed his eyes and muttered something.The leading Taoist frowned slightly, and Empress Pingxin looked at the deserted floor on the left, as if something was attracting him there.Laojun lowered his head and pursed his lips, Tongtian smiled half-smile.Yuanshi Tianzun squinted his eyes, and Haotian sat at the end as if he was talking to Zhen Yuanzi.

The old man sitting on the high platform was wearing a purple Taoist robe, and his eyes were fixed on the bottom.At this time, Zixiao Palace looked a little weird, and the low voice kept rising and falling.Then, fell into a silence.The old man coughed slowly and said, "This calamity is still the calamity of conferring gods, you must..."

The old man looked aside, Guo Polu seemed to be biting his ear with Cheng Yu.His brows were slightly raised, "If you have disciples, they are all in the list of gods, so..." Speaking of this, the old man's dragon-headed crutch lightly hit the floor and made a strange sound. "Di Jun, you used to be a guest of Zixiao Palace!" The old man paused, "If you are so messing around in Zixiao Palace, don't blame me for being so rude."

He can't bear it anymore, this old man is Daoist Hongjun.There seemed to be a hint of coldness on his face, he hummed softly a few times, and looked at Di Jun looking at Cheng Yu with an idiot-like face, a little annoyed.This emperor, after becoming a saint, became more and more disrespectful.

If it weren't for the fact that he is now a part of the Dao of Heaven, and he couldn't do it easily, he would have been violent with his leading crutch long ago, and Guo Polu would have given up.Although he incarnated in the way of heaven and became a part of the way of heaven, he was not really ruthless.He is still Hongjun, and has not really become the Dao of Heaven.It's just that what he cultivates is the way of ruthlessness, and ruthlessness means fairness, so the way of heaven will morning him.

Luo Hu was a little dull, he stood up and snorted coldly, "Poverty Dao is alone, and I have no disciples under my seat, so I will leave first." He didn't like Hongjun's stinky face, who owed him karma , It seems that the immeasurable kalpas cannot be repaid.Gently stroking his beard, Zhen Yuanzi said, still with a fairy-like appearance, "There are only two or three big cats and kittens in Wuzhuang Temple of the Poor Dao, so I left too." Seeing Luo Hu leaving, Zhen Yuanzi He knew that this was a good opportunity for him to escape.He ranks at the bottom among many saints and inferior saints. If the saints argue later, I'm afraid he will have no good fruit to eat.

Besides, apart from Qingfeng and Mingyue, there are indeed not many people in his Wuzhuang Temple.Zhen Yuanzi saluted Hongjun on the high platform, and slowly exited Zixiao Palace.Under the eyes of the saints, they slowly disappeared.At this time, Haotian stood up, his bright yellow robe was extremely dazzling in the crowd, he pursed his lips and said coldly, "This list of gods was originally for the purpose of adding strength to the heavenly court. on the list."

After all, Haotian walked out of Zixiao Palace without looking back, and all the saints were stunned.There is nothing wrong with what Haotian said, this list of gods was originally set up for the heaven.However, this sub-sage left for the third time, and everyone's eyes were on the only sub-sage at this time, Empress Pingxin.

Empress Pingxin bent her lips and sneered, "I have nothing to do. If the Yin spirit of my underworld is damaged, you are confident that you will be responsible for this huge cause and effect." Passed on to the disciples of the sages, at that time the disciples of the sages may not be able to resist the cause and effect of the underworld losing their ability to function.Empress Pingxin who stood up looked at the expressions of the saints, and finally fell on Cheng Yu's face and said, "Then, Pingxin will bid farewell!"

Cheng Yu, who was stared at by Empress Pingxin, was in a daze. What was Pingxin doing? Why did he have to look at him? It's poisonous, right?

"Why is Pingxin looking at you?" Guo Polu couldn't bear it anymore, he had been with Cheng Yu for so long, and he had never even kissed him.Seeing that the calamity was about to come, Guo Polu finally couldn't help it, "Are you okay with Hepingxin?" Just kidding, of course he also knew that nothing would happen between Cheng Yu and Hepingxin, but he just couldn't help it. , couldn't bear those people looking at Cheng Yu like that.He really wanted to hammer all these people into the six realms of reincarnation.

Zixiao Palace seemed much deserted, Cheng Yu raised his eyebrows and said, "Have you discussed it?" Cheng Yu didn't want to talk to Guo Polu, a mentally handicapped child, and turned his head to look at the silent saints ahead.That day, the list of gods was quietly suspended in the sky, exuding a bright yellow light.

A cold light flashed in Laojun's eyes, "We still need to ask the newborn sages to release these people on the list of gods!" Cheng Yu stood up from the futon, came to the list of gods, looked at the densely packed names on the list of gods, He raised his eyebrows slightly.A cyan light bloomed from his hand, and there was a trace of the path of heaven in that light.Slowly across the names, those names disappeared one by one.

Cheng Yu slowly raised his head to look at Laojun and said, "The rest is up to you." Back on the futon, Guo Polu pursed his lips tightly, his face very serious as if he was thinking about something.

Empty his mind, Cheng Yu sat on the futon boredly, staring blankly at the group of saints in front of him who seemed to be arguing constantly like aunts and uncles in the vegetable market.Asking prices all over the sky, and paying back the money on the ground.It seems that the scene in Zixiao Palace has already been explained, and Hongjun seems to be unable to bear it anymore.He turned his head and said, "You haven't discussed it yet? Which countermeasure will come out soon, if it is not decided earlier, this amount of calamity will turn into immeasurable calamity. At that time, let alone the person on the list, even if It's your disciples who will be thrown out of their wits."

A new round of quarrels started again in the Zixiao Palace, Hongjun's face became more and more wrinkled, this Zixiao Palace is the place where the way of heaven manifests, even if the saints of the heavens are constantly arguing here, what is the dignity? .He stomped his leading crutch hard, and said in a low voice, "Wait for you to be quiet?"

The saint had no words, and the entire Zixiao Palace became silent again.It was Guo Polu's eyes that lit up, and he whispered, "I know, I know!"

Hongjun looked a little puzzled, and the saints looked sideways at Guo Polu. "What do you know?" Hongjun thought that Guo Polu would have a big talk, but unexpectedly...the other party whispered, "Cheng Yu, let's get married!"

Cheng Yu froze for a moment, then turned around stiffly.The sage's eyes became more and more strange, and Hongjun's face was three parts pale and seven parts red, and he knew that he should not have any delusions about the reborn Di Jun.In the silent Zixiao Palace, there was a strange atmosphere.This atmosphere lasted for a long time, Guo Polu blinked at Cheng Yu, as if he was waiting for Cheng Yu to speak.

Oh, he actually proposed in public.How embarrassing is this?Cheng Yu lowered his head, a sneer appeared on his lips, "Guo Polu, I think you are impatient!" Cheng Yu held the Qiankun Cauldron with the Chaos Clock on his head, and slammed towards Guo Polu mercilessly.Caught off guard, he staggered and fell to the ground, looking a little funny.The saint gently covered the corner of his mouth, as if he was snickering. The favorite thing for this saint was to watch other saints lose their face.Otherwise, saints are immortal, and there is really nothing to entertain them.

"Wait..." Guo Polu stood up and took a deep breath, "Xiao Yu, I mean it. Let's get married, I really..." Before he could finish speaking, Cheng Yu held the The Qiankun Ding had already smashed over, and Guo Polu's screams wafted in the distance.Cheng Yu raised his eyebrows, turned around and looked at the faces of many saints and said, "Go on, I'll teach Guo Polu a lesson!" Cheng Yu stepped out of the gate of Zixiao Palace.

Tongtian clicked his tongue softly, "Even if you want to escape, you can't use such a strange reason!" He said, looking at the strange faces of the surrounding saints, "What's wrong with you?"

"That guy, he must be telling the truth, right?" Nuwa seems to have not come to her senses. The saint pursues the way of heaven, and he has long been no longer confused by the secular theory. .It's a bit puzzling, and the most puzzling thing is Cheng Yu's attitude, which seems to be... acquiescence.

Outside the clear sky, Daoist looked happily at the congratulatory gifts sent by the sages and sub-sages, and counted them over and over again.In the house behind the main hall, Guo Polu was looking at Cheng Yu's gloomy expression with gritted teeth.Cheng Yu raised his delicate brows and looked at him with a half-smile.Cheng Yu kept pinching Guo Polu's ear with his hand, "I'm so courageous, you still want a bridal chamber, right? Huh?" Cheng Yu's hand was even harder.

"Don't dare, don't dare!" Guo Polu seemed to be in so much pain that he couldn't bear it, he didn't expect his wife to be so strong.Although they are all saints, it seems that their daughter-in-law's morality is much higher than their own.It seems that although my daughter-in-law agrees to get married, it will take a long time to climb/climb/on/daughter-in-law's/bed.

Guo Polu silently mourned for himself in his heart, he really didn't know when the day would end.Cheng Yu let go of the hand holding Guo Polu's ear and said, "What good things did the sages of the heavens send? Or, how many times will we meet in the future?"

Cheng Yu's words made Guo Polu stunned, what the hell is it probably a few times, daughter-in-law, don't be so obsessed with money, don't scare me!

"No, let's forget it!" Guo Polu didn't want to continue fighting in such a panic, he had finally married Cheng Yu, how could he let Cheng Yu divorce again, this is not possible, it must not be possible.