[Sword Ranbu] The happy life of a swordsmith

The sky was getting darker, and the temperature was getting lower and lower. The "girls" were fighting each other in miniskirts. A gust of cold wind blew by, blowing up their skirts slightly, and those who were afraid of the cold were already shivering.

The atmosphere was tense, and I looked nervously at the playing cards I threw up.

Raising the stick of seal in his hand, he said: "The Kulo card created by Kulo Lido, please abandon the old image, change it again, and order you in the name of your new master Lan, the seal will be lifted!"

After chanting the spell, I looked at the playing cards with great anticipation, hoping to have some effect.

but…

I just said how could playing cards be used? I angrily threw out the unchanged playing cards!

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, who threw me out." I saw that the poker cards, which hadn't moved just now, shone brightly.

Suddenly crawled out of it... an old man crawled out? ? ?

He climbed out while leaning on his waist, cursing and yelling. The old man was wearing a tall hat with intricate patterns and a red robe with black, yellow and blue lace, holding a long scepter in his hand.

He had curly beards around his mouth, and he was shaking with anger.

Fuck me, are you kidding me?It looks exactly like the characters on the playing cards.

I was stunned Σ(°△°|||)︴

Seeing a large circle of people around him, the old man immediately straightened his back: "I am Caesar the Great of ancient Rome!"

No no no, you are square k.

I immediately went to hug the cube K, no no, Caesar's thigh, and pretended to cry: "My lord! I finally hoped for you, they all bullied me."

"You're the one who summoned me?" Cube Emperor gave me a critical look.

I immediately nodded my head and said, "This group of villains also threw out the playing cards that sealed you, causing you to sprain your waist."

Hotaru stared dumbfounded at the liar on the opposite side, no, we didn't, we weren't!

"What!" Fang Fang Dadi believed it was true, blowing his beard and staring angrily, "I don't know if I'm old! Do you understand respecting the old and loving the young!"

"Calm down... let me tell you..."

"Stop talking nonsense! My urban management demolition team is not... My urban management team has never known how to write the words "respect the old and love the young!" Yingwan said disdainfully as she tapped her shoulder with a magic wand.

"Boss! It's four words..." Jin Jian reminded.

"..." I don't care about his words.

Akashi buried his head in his smile and blushed.

Cube King also gave him a disdainful glance, and said to me: "Tell me, how do I deal with this illiterate?"

You are so illiterate, Yingwan was furious, raised the moon crown in his hand to input energy, and smashed it hard!

This old man's ability to pull hatred is first-rate! I'll go!

I saw Lao Tzu unhurriedly taking out four identical cube Ks and throwing them together.

"I blow up!"

It's all right! ! !Dumbfounded!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

When I was running away in a hurry, four identical square ks combined to produce an explosion effect that offset the power of the moon crown.

The Crown of the Moon was blown away!

Now it was the turn of the urban management team to fall to the ground and escape a round of explosions. Fortunately, they were all sharp knives, with rough skin and thick flesh, so they didn't suffer any injuries.

It's a pity that what was waiting for them was that the chain block K exploded.

The King of Cubes unhurriedly took out one base after another of playing cards from his sleeve, all of which were diamond kings.

"..." The urban management demolition team suddenly fell silent.

After half an hour like this, under the bombardment of Cube King, the urban management and demolition team was finally convinced.

Ai Ran had a bandage on her left hand, her nose was bruised and her face was swollen, and she asked, "Master, do you want to rest for a while, after I tie a bandage on my right hand."

"Yes, sir, there are not many good players in the team. If you come again, we will use bandages on your feet." Jin Jian looked aggrieved.

Akashi protected the scorched black firefly pill whose hair was erected by the explosion, preventing him from going out and being hurt by the explosion.

"Let me go, Akashi." Hotaru tried to break away from Akashi's protective embrace, with tears in his eyes, "You are hurt all over."

"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm Hotaru's guardian. Isn't it natural to protect you?" The glasses on Akashi's face had long been broken into countless pieces, and even scratched his face, leaving behind a few fine bruises. scars.

Then you are here to protect me too, Ai Ran stared at the dead fish eyes, looking at the pair of dogs and men with nothing to love.

It’s like you’re not my guardian, isn’t the big contrast too much, too much!He gritted his teeth angrily.

I can't stand the other side.

It was simply too much, and it caused a thousand points of harm to me who is single.

"Great... Great Emperor!" I stopped him like a dog.

Cube King turned around and glanced at me: "If you fart, let it go!"

This old man has a bad attitude!

"I think it's almost the same. I explain to them the misunderstanding, and it's over!"

The uncle gave me a blank look, as if he looked down on a "soft-hearted" person like me, and put the square K back into his sleeve.

"I'm going back. I've been playing for a long time, and my old bones are tired." After he finished speaking, he stuffed himself into a small playing card, and I went up to pick it up carefully.

No matter how you look at it, it is an ordinary poker card, and there is nothing special about it.

"Hey! Have you conceded the defeat?" I walked up to the urban management brigade who were holding the corpses, and poked them with the sealed spear.

"You bastard." They had cannons in their mouths, but none of them could get up.

I had no choice but to take out the card of Cube King again, and waved it in front of their eyes twice.

They obediently shut up.

It would have been better if it had been like this earlier, I always knew that the villain would not be able to defeat the protagonist, let alone such a handsome protagonist as me.

But just when I thought we had won and everything was calm, the biggest tragedy in history happened!

When my friends from Honmaru and I tied up the urban management demolition team.

A person who should not be in this place has appeared!

"Ale? Xiaolan, are you holding a magic girl exhibition?" Xiaodouding looked at us innocently.

"Ah! It's Master Fox!" She looked at the little fox in surprise, "Long time no see."

Ya Die, I suddenly have a bad feeling.

"You guys are too slow, I haven't even caught up with Honmaru's dinner!" Long-legged Xiaodouding said dissatisfiedly, "Master Xiao wants to come to you after making a fuss."

So you're just messing around and bringing her here, I'm almost freaking out.

"If you were young, you would say that magical girls are too low, it would be more handsome to become Superman when you fit together." ●▽●

"..." Ya Ya butterfly.

"What nonsense are you talking about! Horse monkey shochu is the treasure of this world!" The little fox frowned angrily, not accepting any rebuttals.

Listen to Xiaodouding!Angrily, he jumped out of Hasebe's arms, grabbed the little fox by the ear and shouted: "I didn't talk nonsense when I was young!!!!!! Salted egg Superman is the best!"

"You're just talking nonsense! There is no better existence in this world than Horse Monkey Shochu!"

"Then let them fit together and try it out. With the power of Salted Egg Superman, the horse monkey shochu must be even more powerful than it is now!"

"Fit together, fit together!" The little fox was impatient with his IQ, and agreed as soon as he provoked him.

I saw it chanting a spell.Another huge magic circle appeared under our feet.

etc!Are you serious? ? ?

This... this feeling is...

At that moment, a huge force surged up from my body, I...I'm going to explode!

Under the pressure of this force, Hotaru could hardly straighten his body, he said in grief and indignation: "I wipe..."

In the last hours of unconsciousness, I just want to say one thing,

"I want to resign!!"

When I regained consciousness, I found that my face was facing the sky!

etc?Positive day*day? ?

I looked down.

I wipe!Where's my balls! ! ! !

"No, that's not the point." A familiar voice sounded from my head.

The voice was very weak, but I still recognized the voice of the captain of the urban management demolition team, Ying Wan.

Is it really a fit? ? ? ?

I stared dumbfounded at my body.

The red and blue tight-fitting leather jacket, touched the eyes twice, it was the touch of a light bulb.

The most frightening thing is that it doesn't matter if I transform into a giant.

I even wore a huge tutu skirt over my leather jacket!That's right, it's the tutu skirt you thought of!

A huge pink bow was forcibly tied on the forehead!

In his hand, he held a pink magic wand that looked like inferior goods and was forced to rush to work!

I want to die, don't stop me, I refuse to be the protagonist.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'" I looked at the ant-sized human beings and Fu Sangshen under my feet, and I almost couldn't control my anger: "If there is any more noise, it will be just a flower Be close to you!"

No!Ishikirimaru-san, what nonsense are you talking about!

Ishikimaru's consciousness in his body trembled in shame, "I didn't do it on purpose" his body was out of his control.

Let's turn our perspective to Honmaru.

Yao Yan and his brothers took melons and lay down on the tatami to watch TV leisurely, when suddenly the channel jumped.

"Here's an urgent report. Here's an urgent report."

Yao Yan put down the melon in his hand: "What the hell is this!"

"A giant appeared in Wanwu. The giant's taste was suspected to be perverted, and he threatened the gods and Fusangshen. If they quarreled again, they would kill Domi and the others."

"Residents are requested to evacuate urgently!"

"Residents are requested to evacuate urgently!"

The little shorts were dumbfounded.

The author has something to say: The author's brain hole has broken through the sky, and the content of the next volume has been thought out ╮(‵▽′)╭

Today is a day off, the author is going to look for a job, and the unit I'm working for now is killing me!Little angels beat me up!