[Sword Ranbu] The happy life of a swordsmith

The two teams stared at each other for a long time...

I almost stared cross-eyed, I rubbed my eyes uncomfortably, and couldn't help but ask: "Brother, where are you from?" To deal with such terrible terrorists, we must first pretend that we are crazy!

When Yingwan heard the question from the little man in black uniform, he frowned seriously. He didn't expect to catch a big fish by catching a wanted criminal. If they were caught, wouldn't they be promoted? A big gangster, just listening to it makes you feel like you're going to explode!

He couldn't help pretending: "Boy, you're in the east, where are you, big brother?"

When I heard it, I was really a terrorist. No wonder he was dressed so non-mainstream, wearing a black cloak.

It's not easy to deal with, so let's fool around first: "Where, where... how can my little brother let you call me big brother?"

Yingwan twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking that this kid is hypocritical, he can't even make up a few sentences, and he refuses to even report his family background. It seems that his background is a bit big, maybe it has something to do with perverted transvestites.

"Big brother doesn't need to be modest, and the younger brother needs to rely on the support of the older brother when he first arrives." This is very hypocritical, but I love to hear it. If I am really a gangster, I really want to promote him.

"It's so embarrassing, little brother." I embarrassedly answered.

"..." You even called out your little brother, and you still looked embarrassed to do anything.

Hotaru stared speechlessly at the suspicious little man who had been praised so high that he was obviously about to go to heaven, and added: "I don't know if my brother has heard that there are perverted women infested in this area, and the one who holds a magic wand all day long looks like our team." It’s kind of like the Taro in the movie, but it’s his younger brother.”

I heard it badly. These terrorists are wearing this kind of virtue. They look like an MLM*organization that conducts MLM every Wednesday. I even reported it anonymously. Jiro tricked into the den, exploited him, used him in one way or another.

This is so insidious.

This one is completely different from our Honmaru Rihotaru, our one is still immersed in the silly music of being able to fight three, all in all, we can never say that we know them.

"Absolutely! No! I've heard of it!" I replied decisively, but just as I finished speaking, a voice suddenly jumped out.

"You bullshit!"

who is it?who is it!Dismantling my desk.

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The little fox jumped out, holding two pieces of fried tofu in his hand, and looked at me in disbelief: "You kid tricked me, and now you pretend you don't know me."

Why does this cheap fox look familiar?

"Little fox!!" Minghu shouted excitedly.

Oh, it turned out to be the one that got lost in our family, so...

I saw the black demon Senjiro Taro standing on a high place, and started to attack without saying a word: "Gunara, the god of darkness--Doso--flame!!"

But it was the city management brigade that attacked.

"Fuck! It's caught." The urban management brigade was busy putting out the flames on their bodies, and I was stunned when I saw this scene.

A group of black cloaks rolled on the ground...

"You guys really know each other, and you still lied to me!" Hotaru angrily drew out her Otachi sword, and slashed at me.

What the hell are you going to do to me who is unarmed? Didn't you call me big brother just now? Brother, did your face change too fast?

I panicked 100% empty-handed to catch the knife.

So fast!Hotaru couldn't help but frowned, and narrowly snatched back the weapon.

"Gunara, the God of Darkness - Sododo - Chain!" Another chain hit Hotaru, he leaned over to dodge, and the chain passed over his head.

Akashi Kuniyuki who was just behind was tied up.

Akashi looked confused: "Ah?"

Ah, you big-headed ghost, Hotaru yelled frantically: "You are despicable!"

To be honest, I don't know why the Black Demon Senjiro would help us.

Sensing my suspicious eyes, Jiro took a sip of wine, waved the magic wand in his hand and said, "They are the kind people who helped me find the Fairy Castle! You despicable little fairies, this time I must Destroy you! Yan Lili, let's go!"

The sister-in-law "Yan Lili" looked around with the magic wand in her hand, and stood aside in embarrassment without making a move.

"..." I don't remember that we are from the Immortal Castle, nor that I am a little Immortal, Yingwan looked at them with dead eyes.

Are you serious?

At this time, I didn't realize that I had provoked the police, so I showed off triumphantly: "As expected of Jiro from our Honmaru, I support you in defeating these little demon fairies, do you need my help?"

"Captain! The superior has issued a death order. The escaped prisoner must be caught today, or the job will be lost." Ai Ran raised her mobile phone to report.

Hotaru had a dark face, without the slightest panic of being at a disadvantage, he waved his hand: "Little ones, it's time to show your real skills."

I saw them each take out... a gun.

Fuck!Guns, what about cold weapons versus cold weapons?I looked at them with a dazed face and began to pretend.

Let the world be less dangerous and more hobbies are not good!

"Police! Don't move! Put your hands up, go and squat down." Hotaru said while taking out his ID from the capital registration.

He showed his cards,

Yingwan, the captain of the first vanguard of the Wanwu urban management team, with a photo sticker attached.

I felt cold when I saw it, so I argued: "All Yingwan have the same appearance and the same name, I think you are just a fake certificate."

"Hmph, I knew you would say this." He pulled up his sleeves, a yellow pattern was tattooed on his arm, and he raised his chin proudly: "We have a logo."

"..." This logo is so low.

"Fortunately, the boss was clever and told us to go to the headquarters to print a pattern of the urban management brigade, which almost made these people look down on us." Jin Jian said triumphantly.

So the symbolic pattern of your urban management brigade is a chrysanthemum?I looked at them with pity.

"Hey! What are your eyes!" Aizen looked at me dissatisfied.

The eyes of caring for the mentally retarded...but I dare not say it.

"Boss, how do we deal with them?" Jin Jian held up his gun and flickered at us who were squatting.

Hey, hey, it's dangerous for you to hold a gun like this. What if you accidentally fire it? If you don't go, I'll get it for you.I moved my position in horror, away from the shooting range.

Hotaru rubbed his chin and said, "Didn't the little man say that they belonged together? That's good! We'll all be arrested and brought to justice!"

I heard bad ah!Little Douding is still waiting for us to go home, how can he let him take it away.

No, we can't let him hold us!

"Look! There is a pig flying in the sky!" I pretended to be shocked and pointed at the urban management team.

Fuck!where?I saw that they raised their heads one after another to look for the pig.

I took the opportunity to yell: "Run." In the confusion, I pulled up a paw and ran.

The urban management team finally realized: "We were fooled, how could pigs fly! Chase!" They chased us angrily.

I am not lying!They take the magic little pill and fly away! ╮(‵▽′)╭

I ran with my paw, wait, paw?I looked down,

A little fox looked at me with dead eyes, and it looked at me angrily: "How long will you hold my hand..."

"..."

Who wants to pull your claws, I threw away its claws in disgust and said: "How could it be you→_→?"

"You pulled me away? Blame me! ←_←"

"..."

This fox is obviously a fool, let me take advantage of it.

"Hey! Uncle Fox! Let's discuss it, the situation is urgent now, let's cooperate first." I threw out an olive branch.

"That's exactly what I mean. Although I really don't want to have anything to do with you shorty, I can't watch Jiro be taken away." The fox said reluctantly, staring at dead fish eyes.

Try calling me a dwarf again!

In this way, under my humiliation, we shook hands and said that we have reached an alliance for the time being.

However, if you take a closer look, what about the knife masters in Honmaru? ?

I looked around in a daze, and suddenly a big sword was thrown at me.

Fuck, is that how you play with a knife? Your former protagonist will cry when he sees it.

"Don't run away." Ying Wan had a lollipop in his mouth, and had caught up with us before we knew it.

"When the two of you were fighting each other, we had already wiped out all of your members!"

"Woooo...Mr. Swordsmith!" I saw the sword spirits in Honmaru trapped in a big net, looking at me with tears streaming down their faces.

Fuck, it's really a catch, I'm shocked!

So, the only ones out of trouble now are me and this stupid fox? ?I can't help feeling sad from my heart.

"Why do I have to do this thankless job! Is there no job that loses money in the world?"

"Are you going to be the bastard in the wishing pool?" The little fox couldn't speak, and opened his mouth to complain.

"..."

"puff…"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, captain! He is ready to give up on himself and become the bastard in the wishing well, should we let them go, hiccup! Ha ha ha ha."

"..." If you laugh again, I will be angry.

"Ai Ran, don't make trouble..."

The little fox looked at me with a darkened face: "This is the end, I'm going to use my nirvana."

After the little fox finished speaking, a huge magic circle appeared under his feet.

[Compulsory contract signing mode, the limitation period is 1 day. ]

A voice sounded from the bottom of my heart, and a burst of colorful light illuminated the entire area.

I was about to yell out a sentence almost uncontrollably, but the words sounded around me before me.

"Dazzling Light Dance - Domi Goddess - Transformation!"

"Moonlight Dance - Fasu Goddess - Transformation!"

"Sparkling Star Dance - Lady Lati - Transformation!"

"Sailor Moon, transform!"

"Balala energy—Saluo Shaluo—Little Demon Fairy—The whole body changes!"

……

You guys have finished yelling all the transformation lines!What am I shouting!I was dumbfounded.

I just felt that my neck was frozen, as if there was something extra. When I picked it up, it was a key.

Fuck you, am I Sakura?

The scene was too perverted, and when I came back to my senses, the sword spirits of Honmaru had all finished their transformations.

They broke free from the net one after another. Although their eyes were a little bit hot, is the situation finally going to be reversed? ! !

"..."Σ(°△°|||)︴Wait, what the hell?

I saw Hotaru on the opposite side with one hand on his hip, wearing a blue sailor suit, pointing at us with the other hand, and shouted:

"Sailor Moon of love and justice, Sailor Moon!"I will replace the moon and punish you! "

What the hell is going on with the enemy army transformed!

Are you reliable, fox!

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