[Sword Ranbu] The happy life of a swordsmith

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Title: [Touken Ranbu] The Happy Life of a Swordsman

Author: Meng Xintang

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I lost my job during the Chinese New Year, and I couldn’t even give my nephew a red envelope, so I had to drag my brother to work for the Shizhi government. Who knew that when I arrived in Honmaru, not only the boss was a 5-year-old Douding, but also the knives. A sick mind!

The idiot Yaoyan's eyes were red: "I want... a phase one brother!" Sobbing

San Riyue, a child prodigy, put on a face and said, "I've never scored less than 100 points in an exam!" He took out the full-score test paper.

Me: ...damn mentally retarded.

Summary: The daily life of sick Ben Wan.

The protagonist has no CP, and the knives will find a partner by themselves.

The author's writing is sloppy.

Xiuwen is catching insects.

Content tags: Misunderstandings, the future is overhead

Search keywords: Protagonist: Lan┃Supporting roles: Hong, Xiao, Sword Man┃Others: Swordsmith and Fusangshen

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☆、Chapter 1

I am a knife maker, yes, you read that right.

Although I'm a little short, it doesn't matter, my brother and I are good forge knives.

This year, my brother and I went out to work, but we couldn't afford to work so hard, so we went to work for the government of time.

But when I talk about the Government of Time, this is a really stingy place.

When my brother and I served the previous god judge, not only did we not have five social insurances and one housing fund, but we also slept in a woodshed every day.The judge still went crazy every day, and took out his anger on my two brothers.

It is unreasonable to talk nonsense about grandpa for a while, and grandpa for a while, and what kind of balls are in his mouth.

Then I angrily took away a lot of resources from that god judge, and changed jobs with my brother.

The government at that time had no choice but to assign us to the new Honmaru. Who made this position in short supply.

I'm quite satisfied with the new Honmaru. If it's good for the God Judge to bring us two brothers, I will consider giving those resources to him.

Because the judge has not yet taken office, my brother and I spent a few days of leisure.

No, Honosuke came to inform us that the second trial god is about to take office, let us get ready.

I changed into a blue kimono and a small gray-blue hat, ready to impress my new boss.

After my brother also changed into the same overalls, I opened the door of the forging room.

"Master God Judge, please go this way, this is the forging room..." Fox Nosuke came, I don't know what kind of person the new God Judge is.

I poked my head out of curiosity and looked outside the door. The footsteps were approaching, here they come!

"Puppy don't walk so fast, you can't keep up!" It turned out to be a 5-year-old little loli!

I was shocked when I saw Xiaodouding who was stumbling around!

The brazen government of the time actually employs child labor, what a shame!

Foxnosuke stopped helplessly, waiting for Xiaodouding to catch up, "Master the God Judge, Foxnosuke repeat, Foxnosuke is a fox, not a dog."

"I knew it when I was young, little dog Foxosuke!" Looking at Xiaodou Ding who was smiling like a flower, Foxosuke explained again helplessly, "Foxosuke is a fox!"

"Foxosuke is a puppy!" Xiaodouding hugged the furry little fox, rubbed his little cheek against Foxosuke's, and kissed it hard, "Foxosuke is so cute."

The dead fox who gave up struggling, rolled his eyes, and stopped Xiaodouding's initial sword indifferently, "Master Yamabukiri, the forging room is here..."

The white back paused, and pulled down the quilt on his face: "Don't call me Yamabukiri!" He turned angrily: "Don't have expectations for a fake knife like me."

"..."

Is this combination really okay?I wiped my face calmly, on one side was Foxosuke who was plucked and screaming, and on the other was the initial knife hiding in the corner of the wall to grow mushrooms.

Oh, by the way, there are also plucked little beans.

They didn't seem to notice me. Although I'm a little smaller, I haven't been completely ignored.

And Fox Nosuke, did you forget what to do with them!

I really can't do anything about them, so I have to take the initiative.

"Cough cough, cough..." I pretended to cough a few times.

But Xiaodouding still didn't notice, she ran to Shi Shidao in the corner instead, she curiously picked up Yamabuki Kunihiro's quilt, got in...well...wait a minute and got in.

Yamabuchi seemed to be confused, he touched the fleshy bean in the cloak on the back, petrified...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, come out from the cloak!" Honosuke frantically ran over and pulled Xiaodouding's clothes, as if trying to pull her out.

But things turned out to be contrary to expectations, and it was carried in by Xiao Douding, so Douding and Fox started "playing around" in the quilt.

"Hahaha, I'm in the quilt, and Fox's help is also playing!" Xiaodouding's cheerful voice could still be heard from inside the cloak.

"All of them!" Yamabuchi, who was dead-eyed, tore off his cloak violently, shook the two little guys off, and quickly wrapped himself up again. , to prevent strange things from getting in again.

"..."

"Is that... is the Lord God Judge here to forge knives?" Although it was nonsense, I felt that I still wanted to interrupt them, and looked at the silent brother, so I opened my mouth.

"Wow! It's a baby!" Xiaodouding exclaimed in surprise when he saw me.

"Master God Judge, although I'm a bit small...but I'm not..." Before I could finish speaking, Xiao Douding hugged me and kissed me hard.

I received the same treatment as Foxnosuke....

"Master God Judge, stop! This is Mr. Swordsmith!" Fox Noosuke grabbed Xiaodouding's clothes with all his strength, and rescued me who was about to be killed by Baomei.

"Ah! Are you Mr. Swordsmith that Fox Nosuke mentioned?" Xiaodouding let go of me, and excitedly held the knife in my hand: "Hello, Mr. Swordsmith, my name is Shishi."

After finally breaking free from the bear boy, I took Xiaodouding's hand, "Hi, my lord, I'm a knife maker in Honmaru, my name is Lan, and this is my brother Hong."

Hong nodded to Xiaodouding, as indifferent as ever.

After saying hello, Foxnosuke finally remembered his mission.

"Master God Judge, please enter the quantity of forging materials." Xiaodouding seemed very curious about this strange machine.With the help of Fox, she entered the numbers 550,660,660,550, [-], [-], [-].

I moved the materials arranged aside and put them into the forging furnace one by one.

2 AM

"It's a good time, my lord!" Based on my experience, it is likely to be a certain big sword, but it may also be a long leg.

Hong pulled the excited Xiaodouding to his stove, stared at Xiaodouding quietly, stared at...

"Does Xiaohong want a hug?" Xiao Douding picked up my brother in puzzlement and gave him a big kiss.

I helplessly looked at the blushing brother and explained for him: "My lord, please input spiritual power and numbers into Hong's stove."

Hong blushed and nodded.

Xiaodouding entered the number of all50 this time.

For 20 minutes, it was a short knife, but I didn't know which one it was.

"Then, sir, please use the Accelerator Talisman." I took out the welfare issued by the government and handed it to Xiaodouding.

boom!I'm overwhelmed by cherry blossom petals...

"I'm Taro Tachi. As you can see, I'm a tall sword that can be used by ordinary people, so I'm a saber... However, someone used me in actual combat. Who is he... ...." Such a tall body is worthy of being a big sword.I raised my head strenuously, admiring the knife I forged.

"Hello! I'm Shiu." Xiaodouding hugged Taro Taidao's leg and climbed up with a humming sound.Crawling into his arms, he stared at Taro Tachi without blinking.

Taro Tachi was just surprised when he saw such a small judge, "Sir, do you want to sit on my shoulder?"

After hearing this, Xiao Douding danced happily: "Okay, okay."

She was lifted by Taro with both hands and placed on his shoulders.

Riding a big sword, she moves around on it.

"Xiao Lan!!" I raised my head, and Xiao Douding blushed excitedly and greeted me.

"..." With all due respect, my lord, I can't see your face at a distance of 2 meters, not to mention that I'm a short-sighted knife maker.

While I was taking tons of damage, Xiaohong's stove also exploded, and I gloated at my brother who was drowned by the cherry blossoms.

"Call me Yaken Toshiro. Even though I have such a name, I am different from the other brothers. I grew up on the battlefield. I don't understand the elegant things, so feel free to leave it to me on the battlefield, and get along well in the future, General .”

Finally, a reliable one came, I looked at Yaken Toshiro and thought, Foxnosuke, who had been out of favor for a long time, seemed quite relieved, and nodded, "Then everyone, please go to the sword room."

But Xiaodouding who was put down did not know when it caught my attention on the stove.

"Wait a minute, my lord, what are you doing!" Foxosuke bristled with excitement.

Xiao Douding turned her head suspiciously: "I'm giving spiritual power to the stove." She was increasing her strength to send spiritual power into the forging furnace, "It's turning red! Let's create a big brother who is taller than Brother Taro !"

Of course it's red, because it's about to explode! !I frantically tried to stop Xiaodouding, but it was too late.

"boom!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Master Xiao!" In the red light of the last explosion, I shouted the name of the god judge, and then passed out.

It seemed like a long time had passed, and I breathed fresh air again, and couldn't help coughing, "Cough, cough, cough."

Am I still alive? I almost thought I was going to become the first knifemaker who died in the line of duty because of a furnace explosion. My colleagues laughed at me to death at the grave...

How is everyone...I'm worried about finding traces of the others.

"My lord... cough cough... are you okay?" Fox's voice came from not far away.

"Wuuuuuu, Fox's help, I'm fine." Xiao Douding replied weakly, "But Brother Yaoyao seems to be acting strangely."

I saw Yaoyan tightly protecting Xiaodouding at the last moment, could it be!

Xiaodouding hugged Yaoyan, crying loudly, blaming himself.

"General, I'm fine..." Yaken softly comforted him, and then his expression changed...became very weird.

"Compared to this, I want... more" He seemed to be sobbing uncontrollably.

He wants more?

then,

I stared dumbfounded at his sudden change of mood, throwing Xiaodouding flying, and was about to rush towards Daojiechi!

"I want to go back to the stove! This world is so scary!! I want to go back to the stove to find my brother, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Fuck! ?I looked at Yaken Toshiro who suddenly went crazy.

What the hell?

The author has something to say: The protagonist’s name is taken from Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit =v=, just take a look, I wrote it blindly, please hit me

☆、Chapter 2

In the end, it was Taro Taidao who prevented a broken knife tragedy.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Brother Yaoyao is ashamed, I still need an older brother at this age!" Xiao Douding covered his face, looking at Yaoken Fujishiro who was crying non-stop through his fingers, as if he was ashamed of him.

Really, whose fault do you think it is.

"Wuuuuuu, I am Yaoyan, not Yaoyao. I want a brother in the first phase." Yaoyan cried and rolled on the ground.

Xiao Douding squatted beside him, and poked him helplessly: "I really can't do anything about you, so let's train my brother for a while." You just get used to him...

I followed Xiaodouding, squatted beside her and reminded: "My lord, the knife forging room has been blown up by you..."

That's right, right now we're squatting on a piece of ruins with a paralyzed fox, a mad short knife, a suppressed big sword squatting on one side, a little bean, a burnt sheet, and me and My brother.

This pill is about to end..

Obviously I can't get my hopes up for 5 year old Douding.

I had no choice but to run to the paralyzed fox and poke it: "Foxosuke, what should I do now, there is no forging room in Honmaru anymore." That means I have lost my job.

Foxnosuke raised his head weakly: "We must... contact the Government of Time to repair it."

"And the appearance of Yaken Toshiro also looks very strange. Hey, Foxnosuke, wake up, don't faint." Foxnosuke still didn't hold back in the end. He rolled his eyes and kicked his legs, calmly went.

"Ah! Foxnosuke fainted!" Xiaodouding yelled in fright.

Damn, I want to quit QAQ

In the end, only the surviving Taro Taidao was left holding the fox, carrying Xiaodouding on his back, dragging the quilt with his left hand, and tied a short knife with his right hand, and went to rest with two swordsmiths on his head. Everything can only wait for Foxosuke to wake up. Let's talk again..

Taro Tachi expressed that he was very tired...

How could a novice teaching be like this ==

It was already the next day when Honosuke woke up.

Fox Nosuke rubbed his head in pain, which was about to explode, silently tore away the little bean that surrounded him, and went back to the Shi Zhi Government early to deal with the follow-up issues.

When it came back, the few of us were already sitting together eating instant noodles.

Of course, what Xiao Douding ate was a bento bought from Wanwu, and children can't handle it casually like us.

"How is it going!" If the forge is not repaired, I will lose my job, and my brother and I will eat dirt.

Foxnosuke sighed helplessly: "As for the knife forging room, the Tokino government will send people to repair it today..."

"But!" Before I was happy for a long time, Foxosuke threw another bullet, "Yakuken Toshiro's words should be because he was too close to the forging furnace, and was abnormally caused by the excessive spiritual power of the young master. Only when the spiritual power slowly balances can it return to its original normal state."

I looked at the fool Yaken Toshiro with pity, I think I need a camera to record... look at him now, my eyes hurt...

Record it and show it to him when he wakes up..

"I don't want to eat instant noodles by myself, I want a first-term nephew to feed me!" The idiot Yaoken unreasonably pushed away the instant noodles in front of him, refusing to eat properly.

You have grown so big, you still need your brother to feed you, are you ashamed, I blush for you.

"Brother Yaoyao, be good, if you eat obediently, I will find you brother when the stove is repaired..." Little Douding man Xiaogui Dadi promised.

Fool Yaoyan was obviously moved by her: "Really, then I'll take it! You have to keep your word!"

Whoops, so stupid... I couldn't see it, I covered my eyes, I didn't want to take another look...

"All in all, let's go first." Fox Nosuke made a decision.

But you need to have a knife outfit when you go out in battle, and a fool with two knives, I really can't rest assured...

Obviously, Xiao Douding, who was feeding the idiot Yaoyan, could not be expected to forge a sword.

I had no choice but to take out the private resources I took from the former god judge, and all50 came to a 10-company.

Well...not bad, four special light infantry sirs.

I lift them out gently,

"Greetings, gentlemen of light infantry."

They greeted me in the golden eggs one after another, and when I thought of them going to battle with fools, I was extremely worried about their lives.

Hope they come back in good condition...

I gave them three knives respectively, and they went out.

After that, it has nothing to do with me. The swordsmith, besides forging knives, doesn’t he just eat, drink and sleep late. I immediately occupied the corridor with the most sunlight in Honmaru, and drank a sip of tea happily. This is how I live.

Of course, it would be better if there were no bear kids to bother me...

"Xiao Lan, are Taro and the others okay?" Xiao Douding frowned, holding his cheek, looking quite worried.

I thought you were heartless, so I held back my complaints and jumped into her arms; "Don't worry, they are all swords born for fighting, and a mere reformation won't stop them!"

"But is it really okay for brother Yaoyao to be so timid!" She said vaguely after taking a bite of mung bean cake.

"This... this is really something to worry about..." With a fool around, I suddenly felt comfortable...

But, at any rate, give me a bite too!I looked at the empty plate sadly, you have such a good appetite, are you really worried ==

In the evening, the sky in Honmaru was stained with layers of orange, and Father Sun was saying byebye to us...

I was lying dead in the corridor, chewing on the mung bean cake that I had finally snatched, feeling extremely emotional... I don’t know if the Shizhi government will accept two job hopping.

"Xiao Lan! Brother and the others are back!" Xiao Douding pulled me up from the ground, stuffed me into his arms, and ran out the door.

Wait, Douding, I'm motion sick...

Fuck, three of them, one with minor injuries and two with serious injuries,

"Wait, Master Xiao!" I didn't have time to stop Xiao Douding from rushing into Taro's arms like a shell.

Taro Tachi, the battle line collapsed...

Xiaodouding looked at the fallen Taro Taidao in bewilderment: "Wow, brother Taro, what's wrong with you!" Xiaodouding cried anxiously, and squeezed on Taro again. ...was covered in blood.

"Master Xiao... Please let go of Taro, he is almost out of breath..."

Restoring interior...

After fooling the messy little Douding to see the bears,

"Let's talk, what's going on here..." Honmaru, without Fox's help, had to be presided over by me. Whose Honmaru is managed by a swordsmith, and the salary is not doubled. If it's not for the job, who cares you!I twisted my face and thought.

Taro was lying unconscious on the bed, so I had to ask Yamabagiri, who was still awake, but with his awkwardness, I guess he must...

"What's the matter with that look, do you care about the identity of the imitation knife?" Seeing me watching, he turned his head awkwardly, pulled the scorched quilt, and was unwilling to answer.

I knew it... If you don't answer me, I'll stare at you, I'll stare at you!

When I stared at him until his face was flushed, he finally agreed to talk to me: "It's Yaken Toshiro!" He shrunk into a scorched ball angrily, and this time he ignored me no matter what he said.

Alright, alright, I know it's difficult for you, so go ahead and pack the potatoes.

I retracted the eyeballs that almost popped out of their sockets, it seems that I can only deal with the fool Yaoken!

It's you again, idiot Yaoyan, don't hesitate to confess and be lenient, the swordsmith will spare you!

I raised my whip, slapping it vigorously..

"Tell me, what have you done?" Sherlock Holmes, the swordsmith, pushed his small glasses, sat on the stool seriously, and stared at Yaken Toshiro, who was bound and kneeling on the ground.

"Mmmmmmm..." I almost forgot I shoved his own girly stockings into his mouth just to shut him up.

He was aggrieved with teary eyes and wanted to scold me, but I looked at him with the most distorted expression in my life...

Sure enough, he was too scared to scold.

"Who...who asked them to compete with me for reputation...Wow, wow, wow." == I silently watched the little white legs of the idiot Yaoyan kicking around in half a sock, and the idiot Yaoyan's legs were not bad.

He also said quite proudly: "I beat them all to the ground! In the first phase, my brother will definitely praise me!"

The family is unlucky, will your brother in the first period really not consider giving you two fried chestnuts in sugar, or pulling you to join hands?

And how did you hit two knives with one short knife, and one of them was a big one... I doubt whether Xiaodouding's spiritual power is poisonous... No, I still think it's the vibrating medicine Kento Shiro is poisonous, no, wasn't it normal for the first few minutes when he came here, I thought crazily.

Sure enough, men are fickle, no, are daggers fickle...

Grandpa in Heaven, take him away and make him more normal.

I ignored the idiot Violent Yaoken who was still struggling, picked up the two unused short knives they brought back, and sent them to Xiao Douding who was still watching the bears. Let them solve the family affairs of Awataguchi by themselves

You are so stupid, you should be closed in the firewood room for two days, I closed the door silently...

According to the sober drug research institute later, that was the scariest day of his life...the cockroaches and mice who were haunted by ghosts.

Sure enough, the power of anger is strong, and with my 20cm small body, I dragged two short knives to Xiaodouding's room.Refuse to admit that I also have a little variation.

Little Douding's spiritual power is really weird...

"Hahahaha, the bald head is so stupid, just shoot and destroy two bears!" Fuck, who instilled such bloody thoughts in you!I looked at the innocent Xiaodouding who laughed in shock.

"Xiaodou... Bah, my lord, please summon these two short knives!" I dragged the short knives in front of her and successfully attracted her attention.

"Do you have a new partner! Do you want to follow me to become the Pirate King!" Xiaodouding happily input spiritual power.

Who showed you the Pirate King, didn’t you watch the bear haunt? Hey..

......

I led the newcomers Wuhutui and Rantoshiro to visit the Honmaru. Don’t ask why the swordsmith took them to visit. It is this Honmaru that is poisonous...

"This is Honmaru's woodshed." I led them to the woodshed where serious criminals were held.

Wuhu Tui seemed puzzled why Mr. Swordsmith asked them to take them to the firewood room. Could it be that the new lord didn't even let them sleep in the room, no, no... The lord is obviously very cute.

With tears in his eyes, the Five Tigers hid behind Ranto Shiro...

"Ale, Xiaolan, there seems to be a strange sound..." Hearing the roar of a beast coming from the door, Ranto Shiro held me back anxiously, "It's better for Tui-chan and I not to go in. "

He forced a smile on his face, expressing his special reluctance.

"No!" The ruthless I naturally rejected him.

I don't care how they refuse, I pushed the firewood room away...

"Oh, ah, ah, let me out."

"I was wrong, and I will never take credit again."

"Brother Phase [-], this place is so scary."

"The drug research society will be a good brother."

"Sure enough, let's go back to the stove, I miss my brother!"

Inside the door is a violent drug researcher crying with snot and tears all over his face.

"Fuck!" ← The two brothers of Wubi.

Yaoyan, what's the matter with you? ? ? ? ? ?Wu Hutui let go of his grip on his sleeves.

The author has something to say: I didn’t mean to toss about Yao Yanni, poof, it’s really touching

☆、Chapter 3

My name is Wuhutui, and I am an ordinary short knife in Awata's mouth.

I have two favorite elder brothers, Yiqini and Yaoyanni. Yiqini always takes care of everyone and is everyone's most admired elder brother, while Yaoyanni always protects everyone when Yiqini is away.

So I like them the most...that's how it should be.

But now... woo woo woo, I'm sorry, Yao Yanni, I really can't see you.Wuhutui silently covered his eyes, as a younger brother, he felt his eyes were very hot.

And Luan Teng Shiro, the women's clothing boss, looked at the violent drug researcher who was tied to the ground and screamed with snot and tears all over his face, as if he had been greatly stimulated, he rolled his eyes, and passed out forcibly!

"Rang Ni!" Wu Hu retreated and fell down in a hug. He looked desperately at the fainted brother, and at the crazy idiot violently researching medicine. Head of the family, "Mr. Knife...Mr. Knifemaker."

Well, well, I didn't even consider your Awataguchi's mental capacity.

I was wrong and I am responsible.Look at your small body, let me do it, I looked at the five tigers who were barely supporting the mess and thought back.

Then I grabbed Ranto Shiro who had passed out from him, kicked the door of the firewood room, and threw ghosts and wolves inside the door.

Huh, it feels like the world is quiet!

Looking at the five tigers who seemed to be stupid, I kindly explained the current situation to him.

"As you can see, our Honmaru idiot... Pooh Yaken Toshiro has undergone a slight mutation, and we can't look after him, so I will leave him to the care of your two younger brothers." I said seriously Said.

"It's roughly like this, so I won't explain much." I can't say that the idiot Yaoyan was blown up by the lord. I'm embarrassed to say such things to the newcomers.

No... Please explain carefully, Mr. Swordsmith, and you just wanted to call my brother a fool, right! Wuhu thought without tears.However, due to the power of Swordsman Sheng, he still didn't dare to speak out.

"Ah, ah Nuo...can you make Luani face up." He looked at his brother distressedly.

I looked at the red marks on Rantoshiro's face dragged by the floor, and silently adjusted his orientation.

"Qi, let me tell you, I just dreamed that Yao Yanni went crazy and wanted his brother, hahaha." The first thing Luan woke up from was to tell his brother about his incredible dream.

Wu Hutui looked at him with pity: "No, it's true."

Dazed for a moment...a stiff smile, and then the memory suddenly came back: "No, it's not true!" After finally being sober, he rolled his eyes and passed out again.

Five Tigers retreat: Chaos! !

Look at your ability to bear it, Wuhu retreated and stared at the dead fish eyes and thought, suddenly felt that the status of his brothers plummeted in his heart, you should hurry up in the first phase, I will not be able to hold on anymore, he He clutched his chest painfully.

Regardless of how the Awataguchi brothers are struggling, I looked at the brand-new knife forging room with satisfaction, and silently praised the efficiency of the Tokino Government.

"Mr. Swordsmith, please finish Honmaru's daily knife forging class as soon as possible." Said Fox Nosuke who had just returned.

"This is also to maintain Honmaru's daily life."

That's right, five knives, one is stupid, one is still lying in the repair room, one is filled with fried potatoes, and two are the most tender short knives, almost none of them can be used.

"I see, I will ask Mr. Shi to forge the knife."

"But... Foxnosuke, are you okay?" I looked worriedly at the bandaged little fox that looked like it had two heads.

"It's okay, it's just a small injury." Foxnosuke said with a forced smile, "Then I'll go first."

I looked at its shivering and trembling back, and silently saluted it!I feel that the red scarf on my chest is more vivid.

And during the period when I went to ask Xiaodouding to forge the knife...

"Ranni...do you really want to do this?" Wuhu retreated tremblingly and looked at Ranto Shiro who was holding the electric shock baton.

With a sweet smile on Luan's face, he said, "There must be no problem. Don't you want Yao Yanni to return to normal?"

What should I do, I'm afraid that Luan Ni was stunned by the stimulation, and the five tigers retreated trembling with fright...

It had been 2 hours since Luan woke up, and he finally accepted the fact that Yao Yanni had become a fool.

Although every time he thinks of the idiot Yaoken's face covered with snot and tears, his eyes will go dark, but he still resists the urge to faint.

As for why things turned out like this!

It was because when they went to Xiaodouding for help, there was an advertisement on Xiaodouding's TV:

What to do if the child is disobedient, Yang *xin will solve it for you.

The latest electric shock rod is easy to use and cheap. You can buy it now for only 888... If you go electric, you can cure fools.

Baozhi fool, this sentence shocked Ranto Shiro who was hit hard at the time!I decisively made a wrong decision, so I said that children should watch less TV, otherwise it will really cause disaster.

"What, it's so expensive, it's a scam, I didn't buy it when I was young." Xiao Douding, who was spread out on the tatami, complained, "Ah! The Pirate King has begun!" So you are the Pirate King you are watching right now!

"This is really a good idea!" Luan felt that his eyes lit up, and a road of stars appeared in front of him, "If we shock Yao Yanni with an electric shock rod, will he return to normal?"

No, no, no, I don't think it's a good idea, Wuhutui and Xiaohu shook their heads desperately.

"What's the matter, don't you agree?" Luan said angrily, "This is all for the good of medicine and research!"

"My lord is watching, so there must be no problem."

But the lord is only 5 years old, you are hundreds of years older than her, please calm down!

"Then I'll go by myself! Just wait for my good news!"

Seeing that they couldn't stop the chaos, the five tigers retreated and hurriedly chased after him.I hope nothing serious happens, Wu Hutui thought in horror.

"Get back to normal! Yaoyanni!" Luan rushed to the firewood room with extraordinary maneuverability, and he raised the electric shock baton to the crying and sleeping idiot Yaoyan in the woodshed. The poor idiot Yaoyan was hit by this I lost consciousness after being beaten with a sap, and the little snoring was gone...

Nothing seemed to have changed, he poked the braided idiot Yaoken, and checked his electric shock rod again.

"Ah! I forgot to turn on the switch." He turned on the switch of the electric shock rod again, "Wow, such a strong electric power! Yaoyanni will definitely return to normal." The powerful electric shock rod drove him to tremble. .

He shook his body and swung the stick again, fearing that it would not work, he made another stick.

"Huhu, I'm exhausted..." That's fine, he wiped his hot sweat, and the sweat dripped on the fool Yaoken.

Wait, what's the situation! ?

Luan Mubi watched the hit fool drug develop a buzzing sound, faintly flickering golden electric current.

Suddenly, I have a bad feeling... Damn it!Yaoyanni, why did you leak electricity? ?

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!How the hell did I get shocked too, and the electricity from my brother made his orange hair fly into the sky.Before he passed out, he finally remembered that he was made of iron!So children should read more books, but they don't understand this bit of knowledge, thanks to the fact that they have lived for so many years.

If I don't play like this, am I a human being?He thought so before being stunned.

Dagger serious injury x2

WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooI sat in Xiaodouding's arms and looked around puzzled...

"What's the matter, Mr. Swordsmith?" Yiqi Yizhen looked at me suspiciously, and patted Xiaodouding's head by the way.

That's right, you read that right, this is one issue and one strike.Just now I took Xiaodouding to the daily class, but Xiaodouding quarreled for a one-time promotion, saying that she would bring her brother back to the fool Yaoyan. The former god judge didn't come out before I quit...but it turned out to be a soul, and now my face hurts so much.

"It seems to be that direction." Yiqi Ni pointed to the direction of the woodshed.

not...

"Phase I Hall, come and take a look with me." I had a bad feeling, I jumped out of Xiaodouding's arms, ran into the firewood room, and saw the five tigers retreating and crying Don't stop, it turns out that you are the one who is crying, I looked at Wu Hutui, who was crying out of breath, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Luanni and Yaoyanni, they... woo woo... hiccup...they."

Fuck me, what the hell are these two unidentified objects with black hair reaching the sky!And you are standing in a dead corner 1 meter away from them and crying, are you really worried about them? Hey, no wonder I didn’t see them the first time I came in.

"Xiao Lan, what are these two things?" Xiao Douding looked at them suspiciously, so scared that I jumped onto her shoulder and covered her eyes.

"It's a roast, yes! We're having a roast tonight!" I forcefully explained.

"Okay, okay, barbecue was my favorite when I was young." Finally, Xiaodouding's pure heart was protected.

The next one was ignored for a long time, and he hugged and cried non-stop. The five tigers retreated and asked comfortingly, "Quit...What the hell is this?"

Wu Hutui sobbed and hiccupped, and wiped his tears before opening his mouth.

"First issue! You're finally here.. Hiccup...Rannie said. Hiccup.. This is electroshock therapy." Wu Hutui was a little incoherent, and seemed to be terrified.

"Huh?" This is the first phase of a flustered face that doesn't understand the situation.

As soon as I arrived at my Honmaru, two of my three younger brothers were burnt