Today's rivers and lakes

"You can insult my face, but it is absolutely impossible to separate us."

"I said teacher... sister." Speechless: "People say they don't want us anymore, it's not good for you to get entangled like this."

To be honest, I really don't want to admit that the one who hangs on Hua Wuqi's life and death is my good master Ling Bufei who is already unreliable in all kinds of ways, and the key is that he likes to cheat his apprentices.

As for why there are all kinds of disgusting plots of the above-mentioned robbed people——

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"Robbery." As soon as the voice fell, two strong and strong men appeared out of nowhere, appearing in the perfect landing posture of flat sand and falling geese.

The two looked at the sky with their hands behind their backs, pretending to be cold and arrogant on the stage, and one of them spoke first: "I'm so beautiful."

Another person continued: "People are ugly and I rob money."

At first the man continued: "What should I do if I have no money?"

Another person sneered and drew his knife: "Fix it on the spot."

As soon as the words are finished.The two looked at the face of the person who was about to rob.

result.

"vomit......"

One couldn't hold back, and one of them vomited out directly.

The other looked better.But why is his hand holding the knife shaking so much?

I kindly reminded: "Brother, I vomited on my own face three times after washing my face this morning, you have good concentration."

Who knows that my voice just fell.The man fell straight back.

"Dog..." There was a pitiful roar, and then he shook desperately: "Why did you just leave me like this, the days without you, the boss's complaints whipped me and I can't stand it alone ah."

"Don't...don't shake it. You, if you keep shaking it, I'm really going to throw up, vomit."

As soon as the words fell, the man vomited.

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"Anyway, you can't go back empty-handed." The two thieves looked at us and discussed something.

"Isn't there a beautiful one over there? Take it back and make it Mrs. Yazhai for the boss."

"Well. Then take that beautiful one back."

"What about the two ugly ones?"

"Why do you still want to take it back to warm your bed?"

"Ahem...then why don't they..." The man wiped his neck, and then the bandit called Goudan said: "I think it's better to forget it." , I don't want to stain my knife."

It's as simple as that.The two men came towards us with their heads down looking fiercely.

Goudan spoke first: "It's just luck for you, we are vegetarian today. Da Niu, let's talk next."

The bandit named Daniu said: "That's right, you..." When he spoke, his eyes glanced up so much, just one? ? ?Then this man fell into a very sad vomiting.

This time, he shouted: "Daniu, what's wrong with you, Da Niu? You can't be bothered. If you have something to do, the boss's whining whips me and I can't stand it alone."

...in short.

The situation is that the two thieves want to take Hua Wuqi away, so my master is naturally stalking and insists on going up the mountain with him.

Then the then.

After Master's various work without paying money, he can also introduce beautiful little sisters under the flicker.

The two bandits actually agreed? ? ?

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They brought back a beautiful woman since they beat the dog.This uninhabited mountain began to be busy and lively.

Let's not mention the two ugly women who followed.

Today is a good day.It's a good day for Bu Kai, the boss of No Man's Mountain, to marry his new wife.

"Boss, brothers know that these few years have not been easy for you. Since you followed Ren Ding, you have... Hey, don't say much, brother, let me do it first."

Goudan drank the wine in one gulp.Everyone sighed after hearing this.

"Hey, in the past, as long as Ren Ding was around, those women wouldn't even look at us."

"The knives, guns, swords, sticks, fists, legs, palms, and fingers are more powerful than us old men. Why do you still want to marry a woman from the Yinlan religion?"

"To tell you the truth, apart from their looks, those women are actually pretty good-looking." The speaker smacked his lips.

The person next to him drank a bowl of wine in one gulp and sighed infinitely.

"Anyway, since I left Yinlan religion with my boss and came here, I can sleep as long as I want every day, and I can eat whatever I want. The most important thing, haha, I don't have to train those crazy women every day. .”

A group of people echoed: "That's right."

Some people burst into tears: "Father, mother, after leaving the Yinlan religion, the son can finally marry a wife. Woooooooooooo..."

Such a cry.Everyone was silent.

I exchanged glances with my master Ling Bufei, who also covered his face and poured wine for everyone.

It has long been heard that the Yinlan religion was attacked by the demon sect and lost half of its disciples.

According to what these people said, if you dare to feel that there is no Demon Cult to intervene in this matter, it is completely... The conclusion is that the director of the Yinlan Sect is too handsome, the female disciples in the teaching are better than the male disciples, and the most important thing is It was this group of male disciples who chose to leave the Yinlan Sect with Bu Kaixin, the former second-in-command of the Yinlan Sect, because of major life events such as marrying a wife.

After a moment of silence, the leader, a black-faced man in a bright red groom's suit, said, "Brothers..."

The voice is not loud, but it is very steady: "Although the leader is usually stricter, he does not allow Yinlan disciples to flirt in private, except for women, the treatment in the sect is the best among all sects."

Hearing this.Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and the facts were exactly as the black-faced man said, except that male and female disciples of the Yinlan religion were not allowed to talk about love in private. Money has never been owed once.

As for having enough money to eat, why do you want to leave Yinlan religion?

Thinking of the handsome face that the head teacher of Yinlan Jiao Ding had so handsome that it would make people feel ashamed to look at it——everyone booed countless times again.Each took a big gulp.

"Brother Bu, Ren Ding is not here, so you don't need to say anything good about him. Anyway, today is your big day, brothers are happy for you."

As one of the bandits spoke.Goudan, who is one of Bu Kaixin's confidantes, immediately answered: "Don't talk about the bad things in the past, drink, come and drink, drink up."

"Yes, yes, drink, drink." It was Da Niu who spoke, and one of Bu Kaixin's confidantes: "Today's boss is getting married, and I'm going to offer him another bowl here."

So the atmosphere became lively again.

"Master." While everyone was drinking, I followed Master to a corner that was not easy to be noticed: "What about Hua Wuqi?"

Master took out from his sleeve the wine jug and two chicken legs that came from somewhere just now, and gave me one: "Don't worry about him, even if Ren Ding comes, he may not be her opponent."

"Huh? Why is Master Ren also coming?"

Why is Master's smile so unpredictable? He looked in a certain direction behind me and said only one word: "Yes."

I gnawed on the chicken leg and followed Master's gaze.

There used to be a lively table of eating and drinking.Now several big men are lying on the ground without knowing when.

Sitting there instead of those people was a man wearing a brocade robe.

Since the back is facing us, the face cannot be seen.

As soon as the master's voice fell, the man seemed to move, picked up the long sword on the table and got up.

Master took a step forward and blocked me behind him.

"We haven't seen each other for a few days, and Peak Master Ling's preferences have become more and more unique." The man said, his voice was so flat that no emotion could be heard.At the same time, he turned around, his face was so fair that it was almost like a snow-colored jade carving, and it was so handsome that it seemed that there was no human smoke.

According to what the group of Yinlan disciples said.Indeed, at first sight, it is so embarrassing that one cannot look directly at it. Let alone a woman, it is hard for a man not to be tempted by such a face.

"Oh, speaking of the fact that I haven't seen you for a few days, it's the leader Ren, who looks even more handsome."

Master tore off the black mask.I could clearly see Ren Ding on the other side looking at my master's face, the corners of his mouth twitched and tangled.

Ren Ding calmed down for a while, and finally suppressed the overwhelming impulse in his chest.I sigh and feel fortunate to know that Bu Kaixin got married today, so he rushed to the uninhabited mountain without stopping, and saw that Bu Kaixin was overjoyed by everyone's various congratulations...

The desire to eat was completely shattered by the dull pain in the chest.

And then all kinds of rage.

——The action of drawing the sword and inserting the sword was repeated countless times.

Bu Kaixin, ah Bu Kaixin.You just walked away without saying a word, ignoring how I feel?

Who said that, and promised to protect me for the rest of my life.A liar, a bastard liar who doesn't count.

Want to marry a wife?I just don't like what you want.

Think about it.His eyes were full of murderous intent.

"Ling Bufei, I don't have time to talk nonsense to you now. If you stop me today, the Yinlan Sect and the Tiangang Sect will be at odds from now on."