Live Variety Tour [Quick Transmigration]

In the afternoon activities, we should promote positive energy. We decided to go to the kindergarten to play with the children, and called on parents to accompany their children to grow up.

This is where the original owner was reviled as a pervert by many people.It is also where he was detained.Although an old policeman keenly sensed something was wrong, in the end he did not really sentence the original owner to harming children.However, the public has preconceived that he hurt the children.

The original owner couldn't argue.

The director briefly explained the rules.

Activities are not grouped, but individual actions.Each person is responsible for a class of ten children. In order to facilitate the communication between the guests and the children, the director team arranged for them to be children in the big class.

In the first class in the afternoon, they will play with the children, in the second class they will teach the children mathematics, and in the last class, they will rehearse a small program.After the rehearsal of the program, the kindergarten will hold a party in the evening, and parents will also come to watch.

Tang Xiaoduo followed the guidance and arrived at a classroom at the end of the corridor.

A kindergarten teacher took Tang Xiaoduo to the classroom podium, introduced it to the students, and then retreated outside the classroom door without giving any other guidance.

Without the restraint of the teacher, the children continued to chat about unfinished topics in their respective seats.

Tang Xiaoduo still had a straight face, serious and unsmiling.But the live broadcast pulls in and surrounds, but he can be seen behind him constantly grabbing the hand of his sweater.

[This sweater is so happy! 】

【Xu Qing is trying to coax you, right?I was also very timid when I saw children getting together, and I didn't know how to deal with them. 】

[Brother Qing's inner os: You hold back your words!Come and play with me!I'll give you the secret transformation! 】

【23333...】

[Brother Qing's inner os: Don't talk, I'm so fierce, aren't you afraid of me? 】

[Why did the teacher take the camera? 】

[There is a conspiracy! 】

Tang Xiaoduo turned his head and saw that the teacher and the camera had left at some point, and the staff responsible for following him had also retreated to the door. At this moment, he caught his gaze and said to him in a somewhat embarrassing manner, "Brother Xu, The director called me, can I go?"

Tang Xiaoduo lowered his head and looked at the chalk seriously, "Where's Brother Zhao? Don't you want to shoot?"

"Ah?" The other party was stunned for a moment, "Ah, that, there is a hidden camera in this classroom, Brother Xu, don't worry. Brother Zhao is here to follow the film, and the children's attention must have been attracted."

Tang Xiaoduo scanned the entire classroom.There are colorful decorations on the top of the classroom, and it is also feasible to hide cameras inside.

But Tang Xiaoduo knew that there was no camera there.

"Well, you go."

In the initial plane.

[This is Xu Qing driving away all the teachers and staff, turning off the camera, insisting on being alone with the children?Beat the kids afterwards? 】

[I'm convinced, this is fooling us audience! 】

[Ma Ma's routines in the city are deep, I want to go back to the countryside. 】

[Is it really scientific to not keep a single cameraman? 】

[I was very puzzled at the beginning, why the program team allowed Xu Qing to stay alone with the child. 】

[When I first heard about beating children, I started to get angry. Later, I also wondered about this issue, but Xu Qing was already cold, and no one mentioned him, so I didn't think about it again. 】

[I'm sorry, little prince, I'm Qingcao, and I didn't pursue this issue... I'm sorry. 】

At this time, the parallel plane is 02:30 pm, and the initial plane is 8:30 pm.Many people finished their busy day, and more and more people watched this unprecedented live broadcast.

The former grasses are back, and they are angry with the new grasses.But in order not to make passers-by dislike Tang Xiaoduo because of their actions, they tried their best to restrain each other, and did not use excessive language to post barrage or other platforms.

Although they refrained from speaking, some passers-by complained and spoke uprightly, and almost swiped the screen.

"Xiao Liu, you need to work overtime, bring a few people, and check the director, camera, etc. in this video. Zhao Zhi, you also go to the kindergarten to check tomorrow."

"It should be investigated, but no one reported it, and they have nothing obvious..."

A girl chatted from the computer: "There are already a lot of reports, and they have caused a lot of bad influence. Go ahead."

in parallel planes.

"Teacher, are you unhappy?" A little girl ran up to Tang Xiaoduo.She didn't know who Tang Xiaoduo was, she just regarded the adults standing on the podium as teachers.

Tang Xiaoduo looked at the innocent and cute little girl, and squatted down on one knee to look at the little girl, his mood suddenly improved, "Yeah, the teacher seems to be targeted."

The little girl looked at him in confusion.

Tang Xiaoduo understood: "Don't you know the meaning of 'targeting'? Do you want to know?"

The little girl nodded: "Thought."

Tang Xiaoduo brought his thumbs and index fingers together, as if holding a needle, and then threw himself in front of the little girl with a grimace, "That's it, hold a needle——Za Zha!"

The little girl cried out "wow" when she was frightened, and laughed "giggle" the next moment, unable to stop her joy.

Tang Xiaoduo was completely happy.He coaxed the little girl to sit on the seat, then returned to the podium by himself, imitating the way the kindergarten teacher clapped his hands, clapping his hands to attract the children's attention.

Tang Xiaoduo cleared his throat and asked the children with a smile, "Have you heard the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?"

The style of painting is a bit like Wei Shushu.But it looks good, it is a good-looking strange sorghum.

"Yes!", "Yes."

Some parents will tell this story to their children, and kindergarten teachers will also tell it to their children.

"Very good." Tang Xiaoduo said with satisfaction: "Today the teacher wants to tell you a Chinese fairy tale called Seven Princesses and a Dwarf. Do you want to hear it?"

"I think." The children said in unison in a very face-saving manner.

Tang Xiaoduo vividly told the story of the seven princesses and a dwarf.

"Once upon a time, there was a little boy. His father and mother treated him badly. He didn't have much to eat. If he didn't have enough to eat, he wouldn't grow tall. Everyone called him a dwarf."

Can't eat enough, can't grow taller.Seems to be fine.

"Your parents are very kind to you, and you have a lot of food. So you have to love your parents, don't waste food, don't be picky eaters, eat well, and work hard to grow taller!" Tang Xiaoduo poured chicken soup in the middle.

"Yeah, teacher, tell me quickly."

"The dwarf has a companion, an old scalper. Whenever he gets too hungry, he—"

"They all want to eat cows," interjected a little boy.

A little girl retorted: "The teacher said they are partners, so you can't eat them."

A little boy in a small shirt said solemnly: "You should raise your hands when speaking in class, and don't speak without raising your hands."

The little radish heads are so cute!

Tang Xiaoduo told the next story and agreed with the little girl's point of view.

"Every time he couldn't bear the hunger, he was so sad that he cried out in front of the old scalper. The old scalper loved the dwarf as a partner very much. He taught, 'Dwarf, you are a man, don't beep. Weeping', while giving the dwarfs his beloved grass."

"Can people eat green grass?" Some children raised their hands and spoke impatiently.

"You can't, dwarves can." Tang Xiaoduo smiled slightly, "Because the story of the dwarf is a fairy tale!"

[I was speechless. 】

[Little friend, you are so naive!People can eat soil, and the mere grass is nothing to worry about! 】

[Eat cow hahaha. 】

[It turned out to be really a fairy tale. After hearing "The Dwarf and the Seven Princesses", I got confused and had to say sorry to the little prince...]

[You need a cleansing powder in front of it. 】

[If I'm not mistaken, this is a new version of the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl? 】

[Eat grass, eat grass!Grass, your little prince wants to eat you! 】

【Love to eat!I am the greenest and tenderest! 】

[Without the camera, Xiao Qingqing is so cute! 】

[Call for my king! 】

[Let's listen to my brother's small classroom and tell you different fairy tales. 】

Tang Xiaoduo continued: "The little dwarf has gradually grown up, he decided to leave home with the old scalper, and go to the outside world to have a look."

"They walked and walked until they came to a village. There was an old woman in the village. She had no relatives and lived alone. She was very lonely. The old woman was very kind to the dwarf and the old scalper. The dwarf decided to stay and take care of the old woman. "

"The dwarf started to be busy every day. In the morning, the dwarf had to accompany the grandmother to cook. In the morning, he went to see the crops planted by the grandmother, and followed the people in the village to learn how to farm. He planned to harvest a lot of crops in autumn. At noon, the little man The dwarf chats and eats with the grandmother. In the afternoon, he learns to treat diseases from the village doctor. In the evening, the dwarf walks with the grandmother. In the evening, the doctor will teach him to read and write."

Children: I'm so busy and so pitiful, I don't have time to play, just as pitiful as us who have to go to interest classes.

[It seems that it is not the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. 】

【I have a bad feeling. 】

"This morning, the dwarf went to the field to look at the crops again. He was surprised to find that there was a water snake lying on the crops. This snake was as big as a classroom, and its waist was as thick as a bucket." Tang Xiaoduo straightened his arms and compared Make an exaggerated length.

The children's mouths grew big, and they were amazed.What a big snake.

"The snake said to the dwarf: 'I am the snake princess, I am hurt now, please help me.'"

"Princess Snake's upper body becomes human, and she is as beautiful as Snow White."

"The dwarf said seriously: 'Yes, but you must get out of my crops quickly. You are too fat and heavy! You crushed my crops to death!'"

[Laughing and screaming...]

[Bucket-thick water snake waist 2333. 】

"The little dwarf took Princess Snake to the small river, tried to throw her into the water, then let the old scalper watch her, and went to the doctor to get the medicine by himself."

"He quickly returned to the small river, only to find that Princess Snake had turned back into a snake, and opened her mouth wide, trying to eat the old scalper!"

The children opened their eyes wide and listened carefully.

"The dwarf stopped the snake princess very angrily."

Tang Xiaoduo rolled up the sleeves of the sweater, ready to activate the Tang Sansui mode.

Tang Xiaoduo stood on the right side of the podium, pinched his waist and imitated the dwarf and said angrily: "How can you eat my partner?!"

Tang Xiaoduo jumped to the left, pinching his throat to imitate the girl's delicate voice: "Huh! Who told me not to prepare a meal for me! Isn't it just a cow?"

Tang Xiaoduo turned to the right again: "You are just a snake! What's wrong with the cow? It is not afraid of hardship or tiredness. It eats grass and milks milk. How great! What's more, the old scalper is my partner! My family!"

Tang Xiaoduo continued to be angry like a dwarf: "I kindly saved you, but you still dislike me for not preparing meals for you! How can there be a snake princess like you?! I don't owe you anything!"

Tang Xiaoduo stood in the middle and explained, "The dwarf threw the medicine on Princess Snake."

Then jumps to the right: "Give you the medicine! Hope we never see each other again. Not happy to see you!"

"Then, the dwarf took the old scalper and left in a huff."

[Is this... the farmer and the snake? 】

[I lost. 】

[The kind little dwarf who never forgets to drop the medicine when he is angry, my heart~]

[My cousin is such a princess disease, alas. 】

[He is so lovable! 】

"Later, the dwarf never saw the snake princess again. He lived an ordinary but fulfilling life in the village, working hard and studying hard. Everyone in the village liked him."

"On this day, another princess came to the village. This princess is a human princess. She has been living in the city and suddenly wanted to see what the countryside looks like. The village chief asked the dwarf to take the princess to visit the village."

"The princess came to the crop field and saw the crops that had just sprouted. She squatted down curiously to look at it, and then pulled a crop seedling up."

"The little man frowned."

Tang Xiaoduo stood on the right, frowning, "Princess, why do you want to pull the crops up?"

Tang Xiaoduo jumped to the left, Princess Wuzhi was innocent and cute, "I want it to grow taller quickly."

On the right: "Princess, you are pulling the seedlings to grow, which is not good. These seedlings are like children, they have to grow up bit by bit, day by day. You can't force them up. You pull them up, they grow up. The roots may be pulled off or loosened, so they cannot absorb the nutrients in the soil well. Instead, they will not grow big or tall.”

Tang Xiaoduo stood back in the middle of the podium, putting both hands on his head like horns.

"The old scalper 'mooed' and agreed with the little man."

Left: "Okay, I see. Thanks for telling me this. I won't do it again."

On the right: "Just remember what you said. If you know a mistake, correct it. You're still a good princess."

Tang Xiaoduo, who was on the left and right, was very dedicated.

【If I know I’m fat, I’ll lose weight. I’m also a little princess, right? 】

[This is counterproductive again? 】

[My king's story is concise, easy to understand, full of interest, and contains philosophy... Hahahahaha I can't make it up. 】

[Your little prince, aloof and childish, are seamlessly connected. 】

[Mama, prepare a dowry for me!I want to give him a monkey and let him tell stories to our little monkey! 】

[Is there a group that kidnapped Xiao Qingqing?Catch him together! 】

On the initial plane, night has come safely.

There are many paparazzi, reporters and fans squatting outside Xu Qing's short-term rental house in this world.Some want to understand his current situation, some want to dig out hot spots, and some want to apologize to him.

But Xu Qing had already quietly left the residence and arrived at her mother's side.The mysterious Jingong Group transferred his mother to a private hospital with very good medical conditions in this city, and arranged for a separate ward.

Sitting next to his mother, he read the apologies made to him by netizens on the Internet for her.He told his mother, don't worry and get angry for him, everyone knows he is innocent.

Mother Xu, who was mostly unable to move, was lying on the hospital bed, hearing these words, tears of joy flowed from her eyes.

Blessed by the Buddha, her poor child has finally cleared up her grievances.

Parallel planes.

Before he knew it, there was still one minute before the end of the first period, and Tang Xiaoduo remembered it clearly.He played in an instant, and stopped telling the story carefully, but said: "Okay! Children, I have already told you the story of the dwarf and the two princesses. How to tell the rest, we will talk about it in the third section." Let's talk about it in class."

There was an expected uproar below.

"Teacher, I want to hear a story!"

"Teacher, are you telling the story of saving the snake? My father also told the story of saving the snake."

"Teacher, continue to talk!"

Tang Xiaoduo smiled slyly: "You are good at mathematics in the second class, and we will tell stories together in the third class."

The get out of class bell rang.Some children rushed to the podium to surround Tang Xiaoduo wanting to hear the next story, some had heated discussions in their seats, and some went out to play.

Tang Xiaoduo coaxed the children around him, glanced inadvertently, and saw Jiang An staring at him from the window.

Jiang An smiled heartily at him, waved his hand, turned and left.

The big brother of the team...

Tang Xiaoduo considered Jiang An's position in his heart, and chuckled playfully.

interesting.

In the second math class, Tang Xiaoduo happily taught the lesson within ten by asking questions such as "The dwarf went out today and picked up three little frogs and six little squirrels. May I ask how many animals he picked up in total?" addition and subtraction.

In the third program preparation class, Tang Xiaoduo fulfilled the agreement of "Let's tell stories together" as promised.He secretly changed the concept, and instead of telling the story himself, he encouraged the children to create stories. The theme is "What kind of five princesses will the dwarves meet next".

The children's ideas are wild and unconstrained, which is very interesting.Tang Xiaoduo listened with great interest, and commented on the children from time to time.

The performance that Tang Xiaoduo wants to arrange is to let the children tell their own short stories.The children's fairy tales are cute in themselves.

In the initial plane, more and more people watched the live broadcast.They looked at the children laughing and laughing, and each of them was also laughing and laughing there.

The value and beauty of children lie in their innocence and fun. Such innocent and lovely children make people's hearts soften.

【My husband and I planned to dink, but now we suddenly want a child. 】

[Wow, wow, a bunch of cuties! 】

[What the hell is the mosaic on the child's eyes?I want to know what the little girl in the yellow skirt looks like?It seems to give birth to one according to the shape. 】

[Privacy protection is perfect.I give you one hundred and one points, please be proud of one more point! 】

[So, where did Xu Qing hit the child?The program team framed my family Qingqing, what happened to those who came out and said Xu Qing beat their children? 】

[The picture of the injuries on the children at the beginning seems to be real. 】

[It's not that they stole other people's photos or photos, but they are perverted and really beat the child to frame the little prince!What hatred and what resentment? ! 】

[Anyway, they must have framed Xiao Qingqing! 】

After the third class in the afternoon of the kindergarten, the children who were going to participate in the party and their parents went to eat a sumptuous dinner specially arranged by the program group.The guests also gathered together for dinner.

The director asked the assistant to serve a tray of juices in glasses: "Try it, our sponsor in the next issue. This juice tastes good too. It's not easy to drink alcohol in kindergartens, so I invite you to drink it tomorrow night after the recording."

The other guests were less interested and not very interested.Tang Xiaoduo was in high spirits.He looked at the yellow juice and asked the director, "Does this have pineapple in it?"

"No." The director immediately replied, "It's orange juice. Try it, it tastes good."

Without pineapples, Tang Xiaoduo felt relieved.He still likes the sweet and sour orange juice very much, so he picked up the cup and took two gulps.

Interstellar broadcast.

[Oh, look at this guilty look, anchor, did you just drink it like this?I'm afraid you are not stupid. 】

[That is, the bad feelings of the host body will affect your conscious body. 】

[Ann, Xiao Duoduo has a sense of propriety.If he hurts himself, Papa Tang and Papa Deauville will not let him be the anchor again. 】

Their concern made Tang Xiaoduo very happy, and he replied cheerfully in his mind, "Don't worry, I control the intake of ingredients, there will only be a little reaction, and nothing will happen."

The original owner has also encountered this glass of juice, this is a big node, Tang Xiaoduo must faithfully restore it.

After taking two mouthfuls of juice, Tang Xiaoduo licked his lips, feeling that the taste was not as good as the director said, but also a little strange.He tilted the cup, took a small sip, savored it carefully, and then put down the cup, "I think it smells like pineapple."

The director didn't seem to hear what he said, and twisted his body to chat with Jiang An next to him.Tang Xiaoduo was a little embarrassed, didn't say anything, just concentrated on eating.

After more than 20 minutes of dinner, everyone was full and stood up to go to the party.

Tang Xiaoduo suddenly itched all over his body, his face was flushed, his limbs were numb, and large beads of sweat emerged from his skin.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Tang Xiaoduo: The stories you made up are not interesting enough, really.Don't let me talk about this next time.

Scumbag author: ...I want to assign Princess Snake to you as a cp.

Tang Xiaoduo: Wow, Zha Zha, your story is vivid and interesting, it’s great!

Scumbag author: ... What the hell is scumbag? !