There are always authors who commit crimes against the wind

After removing the leftovers, cold burnt cups and dishes, the smiling Ji Xuanque and the bitter and bitter Li Tianyang finally sat back on both sides of the long table facing each other.

Ji Xuanque said: "Seeing that your Excellency is also a thin-skinned person, even if I ask you to undress my girl, I'm afraid you are not very willing, right?...Since this is the case, I will take a step back and take off my own clothes by myself." That's it."

He pointed to the maids on the left and right: "Besides, my clothes are already cool. You have three layers on the inside and three layers on the outside, so you have given up a lot, right?"

Li Tianyang choked, he still had to thank Sheng Hanzong for his fine workmanship and quality of school uniforms?

Ji Xuanque didn't care what Li Tianyang thought, he took a sip of the drink in his glass, and said frivolously, "Please invite first for the first game."

Li Tianyang said coldly, "Bitch."

Ji Xuanque shook his head: "It's not good to swear at people... I know that everyone hates it, poor and lowly couples suffer from everything."

Li Tianyang continued: "The concubine stays vacant, and we rarely see each other every day."

Ji Xuanque smiled lightly: "My husband has been away for more than ten years, and the concubine often lives alone."

Li Tianyang choked, cursing and patronizing for a while, this word is biased in the poem, as soon as he cultivates immortality, how can he have so much free time to do these things?

Ji Xuanque said: "I can't pick it up? If I can't pick it up, please invite me first?"

Li Tianyang took a deep breath.

Looking at Lu Cangyan, who was still in a daze of drunkenness, he silently apologized, then set him up, and removed the fluttering long cloak with great difficulty.

——In any case, there are still five, six, seven, eight floors, and there are only two floors over there. After all, I am also a highly educated sect talent, so I can't really ask my family to issue IOUs first, right?

...What needs to be worried about now is not whether the game will be lost, but that Ji Xuanque is actually a demon cultivator... What on earth is he going to do...

Ji Xuanque saw that Li Tianyang's movements were nimble but his mind was wandering, he couldn't help but put down his wine glass and said amusedly: "I won, but it's my turn to ask questions! Mr. Li, 'bed'."

Li Tianyang's face darkened, and he scolded an old and unscrupulous:

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground."

Ji Xuanque: "Looking at the opening of the curtain in the main hall, the palace guards in robes and hakamas are sweeping the imperial bed."

Li Tianyang: "...the bedside room leaks nothing to do, and the rain is like hemp that hasn't stopped."

Ji Xuanque: "Let's live up to Lin Xiayi back then, and Ye Yu listened to the bleakness of my bed."

Li Tianyang: "..."

——Cio! !

Ji Xuanque raised his eyebrows and said, "You continue?"

Li Tianyang's expression was stiff, and he quickly picked up another layer for Lu Cangyan.

——Anyway, there are four, five, six, seven floors, I don't believe it...

Ji Xuanque continued to ask questions: "Do it."

Li Tianyang was irritable: "Can you come up with something normal?? What are these words??"

Ji Xuanque curled his lips: "Why, I only have these words in my head now, what can you do if you are not satisfied with this pavilion?"

Li Tianyang panted heavily: "...After a hard encounter, there are few stars around."

Ji Xuanque: "In the middle of the night, I suddenly dream about youthful things, and my dream cries, make-up and tears are red."

Li Tianyang's brows twitched: "...Yurong is lonely and shed tears, and a branch of pear blossom brings rain in spring."

Ji Xuanque: "The spring silkworms don't run out until they die, and the wax torch turns to ashes and tears dry."

Li Tianyang: "...the leak in the bedside room has nothing to do, and the rain is like hemp that has not stopped..."

Ji Xuanque smiled and said, "Why are you saying this again? The vast sea is surrounded by hundreds of feet of ice, and the clouds are gloomy and gloomy."

Li Tianyang: "..."

Ji Xuanque hehe: "Why don't you continue? It's just a few more sentences according to your introduction to the Four Great Immortal Sects, so there is no more words?... So I always said that you must memorize 64 chapters, which is too little. Are you dumbfounded now?"

Li Tianyang said loudly, "Shut up!!"

Ji Xuanque's expression turned cold, and the heavy Nascent Soul Dzogchen pressure immediately came to him, making Li Tianyang miserable and silent.

He asked, "Do you take it off or should I take it off?"

Li Tianyang's expression was extremely ugly, trembling, he unloaded Lu Cangyan again.

Ji Xuanque said: "Do it."

Li Tianyang: ...to be your sister! ! !

Looking at the dark face of the young man in brocade clothes in front of him, Ji Xuanque sighed:

"Geng Xieqi, Hu bed in the south building, seeing jade as the world, plain swinging.... Actually, this sentence is my treasure. Look, there are 'bed', 'on' and 'doing', It really describes how I feel right now!"

He said: "I'm having a good time, so let's postpone the peeling this time! How about we continue to receive 'shots'?"

Li Tianyang's black face began to turn red when he said it: "...west, north, look...shoot Sirius!"

Ji Xuanque: "The proud generation, Genghis Khan, only knows how to bend a bow and shoot big eagles."

Li Tianyang: "... pass it!"

Ji Xuanque: "Interrupt?"

Li Tianyang: "...Yaozhi brothers ascended to the high place, there is only one less person who planted cornel!!!"

Ji Xuanque: "Pull the strings in meditation, straighten the clothes and restrain the appearance."

Li Tianyang said in pain: "...to pass!"

Ji Xuanque pondered: "Hmm... touch?"

Li Tianyang: ... Believe it or not, I will sing "Eighteen Touches" for you! !

Ji Xuanque frowned: "I don't know anymore?... Success or failure has always been difficult to describe.... It's really boring to play, the last game is over! Just 'take off'!"

Li Tianyang: "...Take off your skirt and silk shoes, and go to Qingchi!!"

Ji Xuanque: "Take off my wartime robe and put on my old clothes."

Li Tianyang: "...(╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴ Let's go! Your Excellency is so kind!"

Ji Xuanque laughed loudly: "You lost four rounds, Mr. Li!! Don't talk much, please go ahead!!"

Li Tianyang already wanted to push himself to the ground to death.

Under the coercion of the boss of the Nascent Soul Stage, he tremblingly stretched out his hand to Lu Cangyan, but the first button was not undone even for a long time because his hands were shaking.

Ji Xuanque asked impatiently: "Can you do it? If you can't do it, you can go to this pavilion yourself."

Li Tianyang's cold sweat trickled down from his forehead, and he said that it was getting faster, but he was still wasting time here.

He has already scolded in his heart.

——Have you finished eating those at Yulu Jinfeng?Did they really obediently pay the bill after eating? ...Don't, everyone!Are you not poor? ?Come and find me! !

Li Tianyang was so busy here, so when Ji Xuanque's face suddenly appeared in his field of vision, the former was so frightened that he almost let go and shook Lu Cangyan out.

Ji Xuanque followed good advice, so he immediately embraced the drunk young man who was about to slip off with his long arms and legs.

He scrutinized Lu Cangyan's face for a while, raised his eyebrows and said, "Can't you do it?... Don't be Mr. Li, are you playing some tricks?"

Li Tianyang bit the tip of his tongue fiercely, opened his eyes wide and said nonsense: "Tricks? Look at our current situation, what other tricks can we do..."

--boom! !

Li Tianyang was still talking about these words, but Ji Xuanque's face suddenly turned cold, and with a backhand wave, he slapped him heavily on the barrier!

Li Tianyang hissed in pain.

As soon as he vomited a mouthful of blood while hanging on the wall, his limbs were all tied up by the black restraint.

Ji Xuanque didn't even look at him:

"Do you really think I have this face? I have played enough with you, and it's time for this pavilion to do something serious."

With a low laugh, he pushed the young man in his arms onto the carpet casually with his backhand, took the wine jug on the table, and in one go, splashed the light red wine all over Lu Cangyan.

Awakened by the smell of wine, Lu Cangyan's eyes were still a little dazed, but Ji Xuanque abruptly stepped forward and locked his chin, and directly stuffed the wine pot into the opponent's mouth.

A piece of ice-cold jade pot spout was suddenly poked into the soft mouth, Lu Cangyan was so excited that she closed her eyes, and subconsciously backed away.

Ji Xuanque ruthlessly restrained the person, but Lu Cangyan struggled vigorously, so he directly bumped the person to the ground, and he also bullied himself over.

So Ji Xuanque asked wantonly, "Little beauty, is this wine enough for brother?"

Lu Cangyan's eyes widened suddenly upon hearing this.

Taking the opportunity to grab Ji Xuanque's wrist, he gritted his teeth and pushed the person fiercely, the wine pot fell off from the opponent's hand, and slapped Shengxue's white clothes all red.

Hurrying to get away from the man's shackles, Lu Cangyan shrank under the columns surrounded by pavilions, and coughed for a long time with red eyes.

Ji Xuanque just sat on the ground with his legs bent.He Zhi Yi looked at Lu Cangyan indifferently, his eyes seemed to be burning.

Lu Cangyan shook her head, regaining her sanity slightly: "What... what's going on, this is..."

The voice is soft and hoarse, like scratching your heart with a feather.

Ji Xuanque's eyes were gloomy, but he still couldn't hold it back, and grabbed Lu Cangyan's hand that was stretched out to test the corner of his mouth.

His eyes moved down following the slender and more beautiful fingers wrapped under the exquisite gloves - because of the fierce fight just now, the corners of the young man's mouth were torn apart by the hard jade pot, and the blood was red. .

Ji Xuanque swallowed, looked at the opponent's somewhat loose Taoist crown, his mind was moved, as if playing evil, he directly bit off the crumbling purple wooden hairpin with his teeth.

A crow's hair suddenly fell down.

Without the bun, Lu Cangyan's already gentle and clear face suddenly softened by more than three points.

——As if dragging Yuzhen Shangxian into the mortal world.Ji Xuanque enjoyed this feeling very much, he played with the opponent's strand of black hair, but his other hand had already started acting like a monster, cutting off all the buckles with a hook of his nails!

Lu Cangyan couldn't help but tremble all over.

The last piece of a large coat dripped down his arms like water and piled up in a pile. Lu Cangyan finally realized most of it, and her pupils shrank involuntarily.

He frantically tried to save the clothes, but how could Ji Xuanque let him do what he wanted?With a sneer, he clasped Lu Cangyan's wrist again and pulled it to the top of his head. He pushed forward with one leg, and immediately stopped all the dying struggles of the person in front of him.

Lu Cangyan suddenly felt bad: "...you... who are you? What are you going to do... um!"

Ji Xuanque suddenly tilted his head towards Lu Cangyan's neck, and used the wooden hairpin in his mouth to draw slowly along the line of the opponent's body, and even circled three times around the Adam's apple.

Lu Cangyan was picked so hairy all over her body, she let out a soft exclamation, and her whole body tensed up involuntarily.

Then Ji Xuanque buried his head down, and with a hook of the hairpin, he lifted the last two collars of Lu Cangyan's body, leaving a long bright red scar under his collarbone with relentless force.

The slight pain in his chest made Lu Cangyan unknowingly loosen his strength again. Ji Xuanque spit out the wooden hairpin, loosened his hands and pushed the person sideways onto the barrier. Immediately, the same restraint slowly bypassed and entangled him. The slender wrist of the young man in front of him.

Lu Cangyan is already in Sparta.

He squeezed his wrist desperately, but found that he couldn't get rid of it completely. He tried to mobilize the spiritual power in his body, but found that five or six out of ten of the spiritual power was consumed for no reason.

He couldn't help cursing angrily: "...Your Excellency and I seem to have no old grievances before and no new worries? Such a humiliation of me! Aren't you afraid that I will reason with Your Excellency after I win the Han Sect?"

Ji Xuanque looked at him amusedly, the young man in white clothes was half-faded and his face was full of clouds, but he still wanted to teach and enlighten him with a very high airs.

His eyes were full of interest.

——With such a dignified line with such a handsome appearance, I want myself to tell him to see for myself what I want to do with him...

So Ji Xuanque took another pot of new wine from the table:

"I really should thank that lord... This small task of catching orthodoxy monks really made me feel like you Dao disciples."

He licked the corner of his mouth: "No matter how embarrassing or embarrassing the situation is when you are caught, you can scold me with a cold face... But when you are rolled on the bed by me, who is not crying and begging me to continue?" of?"

He brought the jug close to Lu Cangyan's eyes, and used the spout to tilt the other's chin angrily.

Lu Cangyan subconsciously turned her head to avoid it, hearing his self-report, really felt bad.

——Could it be what I thought?Isn't it just to attract female readers, did you write a little bit of gay stuff in the original work?

Tears poured down his belt, and Ji Xuanque continued teasing him with the jug, but he kept pushing his neck out to show that he was not moving.

Ji Xuanque laughed lightly: "...Does the beauty like to look outside so much and ask me to fuck you?"

— fuck me!He meows to your school!

Seeing that the young man was so annoyed that he closed his eyes, Ji Xuanque breathed heavily on his thick eyelashes, until the other had no choice but to open his eyes again.

So Ji Xuanque took the opportunity to push back, and he threw the person directly on the barrier, telling him to direct one eye to the mirrored sky light outside the barrier, separated only by a thin curtain.

——Although these thin curtains have been specially treated, the effect is like a one-way mirror. The inside can see the outside clearly, but the outside cannot see the inside.

But how miserable and embarrassing is Lu Cangyan's current state! !Even if he knew that the bustling people passing by outside couldn't see him at all, he would still be in shock, okay? ? ?

The author has something to say: Hahahaha I finally started to flirt, everyone memorize ancient poems, hahaha! ! !

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I am born to be useful, and I will come back after all the money is gone. 1000 The poems written more than two hundred years ago still make people's blood boil when they are read today.The poet's ups and downs of emotion gushing out like a giant pen make us feel the momentum and power that shake the ancient and modern.This is the charm of Chinese poetry.Come on, join our poetry conference, let us sing about life together,

Let us welcome today's champions and challengers!

The first round of Feihua Order, today's keyword is...

Fang Jibai: ...Kill! !

Ji Xuanque: ...Huh?Answer "kill"?

Fang Jibai: Take your cat to kill! !My people dare to touch!Come on!Chop up this scumbag for me! !