[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Immortal Hu Li quickly put aside the relationship, pointed at Ling Xu solemnly and said: "I don't know this person."

However, it's useless for him to separate himself from the relationship. Unfortunately, Ling Xu is trying to establish a relationship with him. I saw him stepping forward with grief, and said loudly: "But I am your devout believer!"

He was originally handsome and handsome, but now that the guard pointed a flickering sword at his throat, he still couldn't stop him from moving forward. Even with the sharp sword on his throat, he still looked firm and firm Walking forward awe-inspiringly: "If it wasn't for you, why would I appear here? If it wasn't for you, why would I have to give up my easy life and trek across mountains and rivers to come here? If it wasn't for you..."

He was really talking more and more nonsense.

Immortal Hu Li saw that he was getting more and more confused, so he quickly turned to the king, lifted his robe, and immediately knelt down and mourned, "Your Majesty! This must be the monk's trick to provoke the relationship between you and me!"

Sun Wukong stood aside, with a look on his face, he said with a smile: "You say you don't know, it's your one-sided opinion; when he says you know it, it's his one-sided opinion, it's a bad thing, the two of you say things differently." , who should we listen to?"

Great Immortal Hu Li hated it to death at this moment, seeing that he could send these monks to death row, a Ling Xu who didn't know where came from unexpectedly jumped out and completely messed up the situation.He stared at a pair of golden ghost eyes, and looked back at Sun Wukong with hatred, wishing to pull out his fangs to crush him, tear him apart, step on the ground, and spit again before he was willing.

However, in front of the emperor, he had nothing to do. He could only say: "This monk is colluding with the fake Taoist priests to harm your majesty. I'm afraid it's not enough for me to escort you alone. I hope your majesty will invite two juniors to work together to protect your majesty." .”

The king is an uninitiated person, and now both sides have great supernatural powers, and he is only a mortal in the middle. With naked eyes, he can't tell the truth, so he became scared for a while, and hurriedly said to the guards: "Hurry up, please the other two. A national teacher comes up."

Monkey King sneered when he heard that he was going to wipe out the other two monsters.

The guard still pointed his sword at Ling Xu's throat, and said sharply: "Say! Who sent you as an assassin!"

Ling Xu frowned slightly, looked at the guard and his sword with an unbelievable expression, shrugged helplessly, sighed, and calmly said: "Have you ever seen someone who comes out to assassinate and drags his family?"

Guard: "..."

The guard tilted his head to look at the two children with their heads up on the ground, suddenly waved his hands, and said, "Detain the two of them first! Don't let the assassin's children run around!"

Several other golden-armored guards flew forward, grabbed the children by the shoulders, pressed their heads, put the sword on the children's necks, and said sharply: "Don't move!"

When Sun Wukong saw it, he became anxious, stepped forward and grabbed the guard's collar suddenly: "Who allowed you to treat children like this, didn't you see that both of them were frightened?" He was talking, and suddenly turned his head, Seeing two "terrified" children with their heads drooped, they were trying to chew on something very intently...

……

Then, he just watched the two children nibble on the guard's sword nonchalantly, as if they were not full, lifted the guard's golden chain mail, opened their mouths wide, and were about to stuff them into their mouths.

That king is not a country earned on horseback, he is an ancestral throne. He grew up in the arms of a deep palace beauty. He has never seen any monsters. He watched two half-grown children eat the sword like grinding their teeth. Shocked, he took a step back and shouted sharply: "National Teacher, National Teacher, save me!"

Seeing such a scene, the national teacher was also startled inwardly, and secretly said in his heart: "This Taoist robbed my cloud, and entered the palace with such a big fanfare. A little demon star with sharp teeth; this monk is born with an ugly appearance, I'm afraid he is not an ordinary person, so we must not confront them head-on."

Just as he was thinking, his two juniors came forward.It is said that the Great Immortal Lu Li and the Great Immortal Yang Li are both spiritual monsters who practice Taoism. The ghosts will never transform into perfect forms, after all, the original forms are hard to erase.Both of them used to be herbivores with horns, so one still had a bulge on his head, and the other didn't grind his teeth in time, and his front teeth were sticking out, which was very unsightly.

Therefore, Daxian Luli always wears a slightly crooked hat on his head, and Daxian Yangli will cover his mouth when he speaks. He is also a monster with a status after all, and he is the king of thousands of people under one person in Che Chi Country. How could a national teacher be as presumptuous as when he was a monster.

Great Immortal Huli saw his junior brother coming, he hurriedly went up to him and said: "You two junior brothers, it is this monk who is responsible for colluding with fake Taoist priests, insulting my name, and intending to harm Your Majesty!"

Immortal Lu Li raised his hat and said: "You are also a member of the Taoist sect, why did you conspire with the bald donkey to kill my majesty?"

Immortal Yang Li raised his sleeve to cover his mouth: "These monks are so shameless, if you don't let him go, then come and beat them!"

Sun Wukong lazily carried the Ruyi Golden Cudgel on his shoulders, he didn't pay attention to this national teacher at all, he just smiled and said: "You are a good national teacher, why do you cover your face when you speak? Could it be that you are ugly? , Can't you see anyone?"

Immortal Yangli was furious when he heard what he said, threw his sleeves, pointed at Monkey King, and shouted sharply: "Okay, you shameless ugly monkey, you are ugly, and your whole family is ugly! , The state of etiquette, seeing my majesty neither kneeling nor bowing, who gave you the courage!"

When he got angry, he inadvertently lowered his sleeves, and his bared front teeth protruded outwards. Because his lips were not thick enough to cover them, the upper and lower parts were very conspicuous.

Seeing Zhu Bajie, he covered his stomach and laughed loudly, saying: "I said, why does this national teacher cover his face when he speaks? It turns out he has buck teeth."

Immortal Yangli was so angry that he was trembling all over, and he was about to cover his teeth, unable to speak a word.

What happened to the buck teeth?Do you look down on buck teeth?

Immortal Huli saw that his junior brother didn't know how powerful these monks were, and they were about to fight again, so he hurriedly said: "We are a country of etiquette, and we don't have the same experience as people from a remote place like him. Don't be angry, lose your temper." identity."

Seeing that the two of them were arguing fiercely, Ling Xu stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head, and said, "So you called your two juniors here because you are afraid that you won't be able to beat them, so you come to fight in groups."

Immortal Hu Li was hit by his words, his face was dull, and he said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about! I am a dignified national teacher, and I am not as knowledgeable as you low-spirited monks?"

Ling Xu suddenly realized: "It turned out that I wanted to hide behind myself and asked my junior brother to call you."

Immortal Huli said in a spirited manner: "Competition is a competition, tell me, how to compare?"

When Sun Wukong heard what he said, he suddenly grinned and said, "Oh? Dare to compare with me? Why, don't you hide behind?"

After he finished speaking, he shook his head and said casually: "To be honest, if it weren't for my master, I would not pay attention to you as a king. If I want to be a king, the kings of all kingdoms in Kyushu can do it, and I am afraid that you are a mere scorpion." It’s just that the grandchildren are older than you, if you fight with you, say that I bully children, my reputation is disgraceful, otherwise, how about you and my sincerity?”

The Great Immortal Lu Li was only worried about his hat, the Great Immortal Yang Li was only worried about his buck teeth, and only the Great Immortal Hu Li said, "Tell me, how does the heart compare?"

Sun Wukong stretched out a finger, pointed to the top of his head and said: "If your heart is sincere, the sky can learn from you. You believe in Buddhism, and I believe in Buddhism. You and I each worship the gods. We will worship in front of the golden body of the god and call out the name of the god. , whose god responds first, wins, how?"

After that, he fixed his eyes on Immortal Huli, approached step by step, grinned and said with a sneer: "Since you kneel down to worship Taoism, you should worship 33 Heavenly Lingxiao Jade Emperor, and Lihentian Taishang Laojun; since I am devoted to Buddha, I will How about paying homage to Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea, Manjusri Puxian, and Ksitigarbha Dharma King?"

Immortal Hu Li was forced to retreat step by step by the cold light in his eyes, hesitantly said: "The gods in the sky are so busy, how can you and me on the earth respond with a drink?"

Confidence appeared in Sun Wukong's eyes, and he said leisurely: "It must be because your heart is not as sincere as mine, then you will lose."

Great Immortal Huli can't stand people saying that, in order to promote Taoism, he toppled the golden body of Buddha, set fire to the temple, and threw thousands of monks into prison. Isn't that enough?But for hundreds of years, his gods have never responded to him, even if he knelt down and worshiped piously, he never responded. He knew that he was doomed to be an ant and did not deserve the favor of gods.

But now this monkey jumped out suddenly, wanting to compare with him?

ridiculous!

Immortal Huli sneered and said, "Compare! If you and I don't respond, what should we do?"

Monkey King stood casually, with a trace of pity in his eyes, and a determined smile on the corner of his mouth: "Impossible."

A pair of eyes were surprisingly bright, as if they were not looking at some unfathomable god, but at a trusted and familiar friend, I saw him bowing his head slightly in pity, not saying that the national teacher was in his eyes at all, He said softly: "Because I know that the belief that I am willing to travel through thousands of mountains and rivers and experience hardships is much better than the dummy statue that you kneel down and bow your head for."

As he spoke, he took another step closer. Because of his tall stature, he proudly looked down on Huli Daxian, who was a little shorter than him, and said with a sarcasm: "Because I trust the gods I believe in more than I trust myself. Knowing that he is worthy of my trust, even if I put my life in his hands, I will not worry or fear."

"And you? You kneel down on the clay body of the dead, worship on the soulless earth and wood, even the gods you trust regard you as ashes, what are you?"