[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Standing at the gate of the city was this poor young Taoist priest, touching his wallet, looking at it worriedly for a while, and then stood in despair.

At this time, Tang Monk, his master and his disciples had already entered the city, and when they saw him again, the young monk immediately asked in a daze, "Why are you still here?"

The Taoist proudly took out a small wooden box from his pocket, and said firmly, "I want to sell the elixir, and if I make money, I will pay for the city wall."

Sun Wukong looked at the big hole in the solid city wall in astonishment, and thought to himself: "What kind of teeth can gnaw the city wall like a big cake?"

Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly realized a rather scary question: "Taoist priest, where are your two apprentices?"

Although the young Taoist priest was handsome, he obviously had a bad brain. When he heard the words, he suddenly raised his head, but he couldn't see Duxian, nor Huamo. He was shocked and turned around like a spinning top. He asked anxiously, "What should I do?"

Sun Wukong always saw that he looked familiar, but he just couldn't remember where he had seen him. Seeing him take out two elixir, one big and one small, there was a flash in his head, and he thought in amazement: "Could it be that this brings you a lot of elixir?" Take the Taoist priests of Kuimu Lang's two little magic stars!"

Because of the profound cultivation of this Taoist priest, he didn't realize that he was not a human race for a while, but because he was also considered an immortal, so the original body was still a human being, but his appearance changed, so he couldn't recognize him for a while.

Sun Wukong is well aware of the power of the two little demon stars, and immediately thought, if these two children make trouble in the city, wouldn't it be a disaster for the whole city? Master, grandson will come whenever he goes."

He jumped up to the clouds, looked around the whole city with his piercing eyes, and saw two children hiding under a shed in the corner of the city gate. Whispering.

Because there was no one in this corner, and they didn't use spells to maintain the illusion, one of the blue-faced and ugly-faced little guys was Duxian, and whispered: "The city wall is broken, Master must be anxious for a while, in a while Can't find us."

Huamo, who was born extremely handsome, suddenly opened his bloody mouth, stuffed a stone into his mouth, and chewed: "Did you say that Master was really angry yesterday? He looked so angry." ah."

Duxian also grabbed a rock and gnawed: "Don't worry, Master will be fine when he is angry. When did you see him keep getting angry?"

Huamo said: "But this time I'm really angry. We didn't do anything wrong. Today, we refused to admit that we lost our temper yesterday. You see, he didn't get angry when we gnawed down the city wall. Was it because he was possessed by others yesterday?" body?"

Just as he was talking, Sun Wukong suddenly jumped out, grabbed the collars of the two little demon stars, picked up his two children, and said, "You two, why don't you take care of that foolish master of yours, run here What are you doing!"

Du Xiandao: "Master doesn't eat delicious food all the time."

Hua Mo answered, "When he is angry, he is just like the old man, he is hard to chew."

Sun Wukong was almost laughed at by these two boys: "You guys still have to pick and choose?"

Duxian struggled for a while, and said, "You have sharp eyes, you see for yourself."

Sun Wukong grabbed the collars of the two of them, led each other, walked back, and said: "You two will cause trouble! Let's see how your master will teach you."

Hua Mo said: "I'm not causing trouble, great monk, don't sue, my master got angry yesterday and said he wanted to use me to make alchemy!"

Sun Wukong muttered: "It's really good to use the two of you to make alchemy!"

The three of them were bickering, when they suddenly saw several Taoist priests surrounding his master and the little Taoist priest, Sun Wukong hurriedly dropped the two children, squeezed into the crowd, and asked anxiously, "What's going on?"

Zhu Bahuan pointed to Lingxu on the opposite side and said: "It's none of our business, let's look for him."

Ling Xu said to a Taoist priest with a whip in his hand: "Oh, this city gate was gnawed by my two ignorant disciples. It is not easy for you to supervise the construction of the city wall. I'd better pay it to you."

After that, he shook the purse in his hand in embarrassment, and said, "I don't have much money with me, do you support repaying the debt in installments..."

The Taoist priest with a whip in his hand said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, you don't know, the status of Taoist priests in this city is high. Don't say that your apprentice gnawed down the city wall, even if you eat a few monks No problem."

After finishing speaking, he swung the whip in his hand, hit a monk, and said angrily: "Didn't you see that the city wall is broken? If you don't repair it, will the wind leak at night?"

The few monks were terrified by his beating, and rushed up to move bricks and shovel soil to make up the wall temporarily.

Ling Xu was taken aback, wondering: "My apprentice gnawed on this wall, and I will pay for it. How about I repair it with you..."

The Taoist stopped him and said with a sneer: "These insects are useless except to be coolies. The king ordered them to repair the city walls and build the Guanyu. If they don't do anything, they will spend a lot of time in the prison and waste food."

The little monk listened to it, shed tears, and said sadly: "I didn't expect this country to hate Buddhism so much. If we weren't monks from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, I'm afraid we would have been arrested too. "

The Taoist priest holding a long whip suddenly saw a monk who was moving bricks not working very hard, and hit the monk with another whip, and said to the monk: "Dare to be lazy at this time, really—"

However, before the whip could hit the monk, it was suddenly bitten by a little baby, and it was broken in one bite. I saw him chewing the whip contentedly, with his mouth bulging, pouting his cheeks and saying: "No Beating people, Master said, the Taoist priest who beats people is not a good Taoist priest, and I will not beat people."

As soon as Ling Xu heard what his apprentice said, his sense of superiority as a master surged out, and he said: "That's right, people are very pitiful, they die so easily, how fragile, we have to let them .”

Supervisor with a whip:? ? ?

The supervisor Taoist said in astonishment: "Aren't you human?"

Ling Xu shook his head resolutely; "No."

The supervisor said, "Then what are you?"

Ling Xu raised his head proudly, patted his chest and said, "I am a good person."

Supervisor: "..."

When the supervisor beat the monk with a whip, Zhu Bajie stood still and did not move. Now that Monkey King came back, he was backed by someone, and suddenly changed his face, became furious, stomped his feet and cursed: "You Taoist priest, you beat people indiscriminately. It’s too much for innocent monks to work as coolies and abuse them! It’s too much to eat old pigs!”

After all, he was about to go up to beat him with a rake, but was stopped by Ling Xu.Ling Xu was the most unreasonable, and at this moment he was rambling: "How can you beat someone? You are a monster, the monster should give way to someone, he is young..."

The Taoist supervisor thought that Zhu Bajie was ugly, but when he heard Ling Xu call him a monster, he suddenly dropped the whip in his hand, ran away, and shouted: "There are monsters!"

There were a lot of people in the city, and when they heard there was a monster, they ran away in all directions, and the street was empty for a while, only Tang Seng, his master and his disciples and Ling Xu and his two disciples were left.

Ling Xu didn't think it was his fault at all, and said to Zhu Bajie: "Look, I told you to give way to others, right?"

Zhu Bajie held up his rake, stared at him with wide eyes in astonishment, and was so angry that he couldn't even speak.

Coincidentally, at the time when they were talking, a monster wind blew across the sky, and the Immortal Huli was riding the clouds.He was in the sky, and suddenly heard the chaos in the city, and only heard the shouts below: There are monsters!

He looked down and saw four strange-looking monks standing in the city, facing a Taoist priest and two young Taoist priests, he thought to himself: How can this monk still ride a horse? Haven't all the monks in the city been arrested?

With doubts in my heart, I want to land on the clouds.

Sun Wukong's sharp eyes saw the monster coming, and immediately said: "Master, I don't want to stay here, I just go to the palace to meet the king. If these monsters deceive the crowd, if they are the first to sue them, I'm afraid we will To be hunted down by officers and soldiers."

After all, he protected Tang Seng and immediately walked towards the palace. However, the monster was riding a cloud, so he walked so fast.

Seeing that he was about to catch up with Tang Seng, the Great Immortal Hu Li suddenly saw a handsome young Taoist priest in front of him. His face was so white that it was almost glowing. At this moment, he grinned brightly: "And Wait a minute!"

Immortal Huli was startled, he didn't know where he got out, one of them lost his footing and almost fell into the auspicious clouds.

I saw the little Taoist priest seriously took out a small book from his sleeve, unscrewed a small writing brush, held it in his hand, blinked and asked Immortal Hu Li in front of him, "Do you mind?" Shall I interview you?"

Immortal Huli was in a hurry to chase those monks, but he blocked his way and said angrily, "Get out of the way!"

After all, he stretched out his hand to push him, but he never expected that the little Taoist priest looked delicate, but he pushed him with all his strength, but he was as solid as a mountain, and he couldn't push it, but he staggered a step.

Ling Xu gnawed at the tip of his pen and asked, "May I ask you, as a tiger who stays with sheep and deer but cannot eat them, would you be confused about your position when making friends?"

Immortal Huli: "..."

The author has something to say:

The avalanche is just a metaphor, don't use it to play conspiracy theories, since you have this patience, why don't you save the world...

lost in thought.