[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

When I complained about Hongjun, I always called him a bad old man, but that's not the case.

I call him a bad old man, just because he has lived for a long time, and he is regarded as the ancestor of the gods in the world, not because he is old.He is full of majesty, and his appearance is still very good, between a teenager and a middle-aged man. If I didn't know that he is a freak, I might think that he is calm, magnanimous and connotative.

He is also a strange person, the more he lives, the more depressed, the more old-fashioned he is; on the contrary, the more he lives, the younger he becomes, the more he lives, the more childish, always thinking about doing something to keep pace with the times, and anything that is a little novel Come out, he is always the first to know.

I always suspect that he has nothing to do all the time, just stares at the lower world to find melons to eat, and is responsible for promoting new things that come out of the world. He is also a very special fairy.

However, he lived the longest, really too long. It's okay for an old fairy like him to play with new things, but he has completely changed his body and turned into a fashionable young man?I'm afraid there will be no play in tens of millions of years.

So, in this way, new things are stuffed in, and old things can't be thrown away. Now they are all mixed together, making him a bit nondescript, neither new nor old, as if the head is brand new, and the feet are brand new. Still stuck in the old quagmire, and finally turned into a four-dimensional image, it is also very remarkable.

Aside from the fact that he is a freak, he probably has a grudge against me. Since we first met tens of thousands of years ago, whenever we talked, he would sarcasm me whenever he could. I was thin-skinned when he spoke too much, so I couldn't stand him, so I avoided him, but at that time there were not many people alive in the world, and he had no one to bother him, so he stuck behind me and annoyed me, forcefully My skin was worn out.

Later, I became a shameless old man, the kind who was even more shameless than him.

At the beginning, I annoyed him, but now I am a little suspicious, maybe he was not sarcastic before, but complimented me, because he is old-fashioned and childish, and his emotional intelligence is a bit strange, freak The blame goes to the bone, so when he speaks, both sides are offended without knowing it, and he alone lives in a chic and comfortable way.

But I don't want to think that way, because if he really mocks me, I can still secretly despise him; if he has such a temper, I have to forgive him mercifully, which is very contrary to my original intention, and it seems that I Very hypocritical and hypocritical.

I thought he was annoyed, but he chased after him himself, trying to find a topic to talk to me: "I heard the Tathagata said that the monkey he let him get out of the rock, and the monk Tang went to the West Paradise to learn scriptures. On the road, you have experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one disasters, and you are in charge of ninety-nine and eighty-one disasters, how far have you traveled now?"

Hey, although I don't like him, I still want to give him face, so I said to him with a friendly face on the surface: "It's just a start, there is still a long way to go."

It was rare for Hongjun to get better, and he said to me sympathetically, "That's really unlucky."

It was the first time he had a good talk with me, and he still cared about me, which moved me very much.I was full of bitterness and wanted to find someone to pour it out. After being moved by him, I really wanted to complain to him about how hard it was to take care of these children, but suddenly I saw him slap his leg, and laughed loudly. He smiled and said, "Then you are really unlucky! Hahaha!"

……

you……

you bad old man...

I just wanted to complain to him when he smiled like that, and the smile disappeared completely. I stared at him for a while, and could only say gloomily: "It's okay."

After he finished laughing, his eyes were bright, and he suddenly said to me: "By the way, I saw that you haven't had a mount for thousands of years. I wanted to give you one. Who would have thought that you would come here on a frog today? What a shame!" What a pity."

I was angry with him, but when he said this, I looked forward again: "What kind of breed is it? What does it look like?"

You have to know that I have lived for a long time, and I am spoiled by heaven every day, and my life is very boring. I don’t know that I haven’t opened a gift for hundreds of years. Hearing what he said, my eyes are shining with anticipation , Seeing that he didn't speak, I was so anxious to death.

Hongjun said proudly: "I specially found a rare golden-haired lion for you!"

Golden Retriever!It sounds very high-end!

Why did Hongjun suddenly change his face and become a normal person?Will you still give me a gift?Could it be that he cheated me behind my back and feel sorry for him?

...Could it be that I used the heart of a villain to measure the belly of a gentleman before?

Who knows that I haven't cheered up yet, and I heard him say depressingly again: "I finally found it, and I want to raise it and give it to you after it looks good, but I can't raise it, and I died after raising it."

……

Raised to death...

To be honest, this kind of spiritual beast, even if it is not fed, it can live for hundreds of years in the lower realm, but he was raised to death. He is really a different fairy.

Death is dead, why does he still tell me...

Heart hurts……

The reputation of his ancestor Hongjun is also very famous outside, I really expect him to give me a living thing, I am also crazy.

Although his disciples have a very good tongue, they have never revealed to the lower world that he can kill even cactus, but as the saying goes, good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and the gods of all walks of life are very aware of it So much so that for a while, if his ancestor Hongjun reached out to touch someone's mount, everyone would be frightened, worried that their baby would be crushed to death by his iron law.

For a while, he was in a good mood, reached out and touched the peach tree in Queen Mother Xi's house, and the whole heaven was silently mourning, thinking that there would be no more peaches to eat in the future, who would have thought that this peach would survive his death The iron law of death, in the end, I lived very strong for hundreds of years, and was used by the Queen Mother of the West as a textbook to promote tenacity in life for hundreds of years. It is very inspirational. Although I was finally beaten to death by Monkey King, it is really a model of defying the destiny!

Anyway, Hongjun is determined to have an awkward chat with me today. Sometimes I taunt him, and he can’t hear the sarcasm in his tone. He always feels that I’m praising him, so he likes to chat with me the most. I don’t know. Is he really stupid or fake stupid.

When the two of us were looking for something to talk about, we suddenly heard a scream from the center of the crowd, surrounded by several old gods with profound cultivation bases, looking at a loss and extremely nervous. Originally, it was nothing to do with me. The figure of Zhen Yuanzi in the crowd felt bad in his heart, and hurried to the crowd, only to see all the immortals forming a circle, with Li Shan's old mother standing in the middle.

I don't know what happened, the skin of her good body suddenly turned into hard stones from the fingertips little by little, and not only the hands changed, the stones were spreading to the body along the blood vessels in the wrists.Seeing that the small gray scale-like flakes were about to cover her skin, Hongjun rushed over and said in a hurry: "Did Li Shan's mother ever move something that shouldn't be moved, did she eat something wrong?"

When he asked, all the immortals shook their heads, and no one understood the situation.

Everyone's attention was focused on Li Shan's old mother. On the opposite side of the crowd, Zhen Yuanzi raised his head in a panic, kept making eye contact with me, and stared at me. stomp.

He danced and danced, and the meaning of his movements was so rich that I couldn't understand it at all.

I could only ask him with my mouth through the crowd: "Did she eat that elixir?"

I saw Zhen Yuanzi dancing, shaking his head and making an exaggerated expression of pinching his neck at me. I don't know what hidden potential his weird dancing has touched in me, but his IQ suddenly went online, and I understood everything.

What he meant was: Not only did she take a bite, but she saw that the elixir was a treasure, so she poured it all into her stomach, not a single one was left.

This terrifies me.

This elixir is not the way to eat it!

Even if it's not a silly elixir, the medicines are also mutually reinforcing, so how can they all be poured down like eating beans?

This is a bad thing, the elixir that silly Baitian sent up in the past was either laxative and bowel cleansing or made people teary-eyed and crying non-stop. Now, what kind of innovation is they messing around with, and they have come up with such a powerful thing.

Seeing that the scale-like rocks on Li Shan's old mother were getting thicker and thicker, Hong Jun said anxiously: "Hurry up, let someone fetch the floating water!"

He has the oldest qualifications and has a lot of treasures around him, maybe he can be cured by mistake.

I saw a little boy running away in a hurry, and when he came back, he brought a small jade bottle, and said in a childlike voice to Li Shan's old mother who was half frozen and unable to move: "Senior, this water can Bringing people back from the dead will never do you any harm."

When he said this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. After all, it belonged to the ancestor Hongjun, so there is no harm in it.

Seeing the little boy saying that, he sprinkled water on her body. The petrified place was spreading, but suddenly paused and stopped.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and praised: "Ancestor Hongjun is the most powerful..."

Who knew that the words hadn't finished yet, the stone that had stopped at first absorbed the water on the surface, like a sponge absorbing enough water, it expanded several times in an instant!

It’s really good that she died, once she died, she died faster. The stone was drilled little by little, but now it swelled like flying, quickly covering more than half of her body, and the speed of petrification became faster and faster, as if it had life Usually it spreads upward quickly, and now even the omnipotent Hongjun can't help it. We, a bunch of the most powerful gods in the world, don't care about anyone, and we all look at each other in blank dismay.

Something happened to Hongjun's own banquet, he should be responsible, but no one can do anything, he has to find the root cause of his illness, so he asked Li Shan's old mother anxiously: "Did you touch something that shouldn't be touched, eat it?" What should I not eat?" It was only these two sentences, but Li Shan's old mother ate too much, and she couldn't remember it for a while.

Seeing that the stone had spread to the neck of old mother Li Shan, her eyes suddenly became clear, she turned her head and stared fiercely at Zhen Yuanzi, pointed at him with her frozen fingers, and said, "It's yours—"

As soon as she said this, her tongue suddenly petrified and froze, her whole body turned into a stone, and she could no longer utter a sound, leaving only a pair of eyes wide open, refusing to stare at Zhen Yuanzi in peace. That scene was very Horror.

It's all right now, she can't move her whole body, only one pair of eyes can roll her eyes, and she really rolled her eyes to Zhen Yuanzi.

After the silent gods paused for a moment, they suddenly turned around and looked at Zhen Yuanzi with the eyes of a murderer.

Zhen Yuanzi was startled, and rubbed against me, tremblingly said: "I really don't know what's going on..."

Hongjun finally regained his strength, and suddenly remembered: "You are the same king as the world, didn't Li Shan's old mother come with you?"

Zhen Yuanzi stammered: "Although, although this is the case, it really has nothing to do with me!"

When he said this, Li Shan's old mother rolled her eyes again, so everyone continued to look at him like a murderer.

Zhen Yuanzi looked at me, and then at Li Shan's old mother. He was good-looking, and he was good-looking even when he was wronged. After all, good-looking people still have advantages, and everyone couldn't bear to blame him, but continued to use a pair of "so you are this Human" eyes looked at him.

After Zhenyuanzi spoke incoherently for a while, he suddenly looked at me firmly.

I suddenly had a bad premonition.Very bad, very bad feeling.