[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Hui An said, there are frogs without him, and there are frogs without him.

Although he said so, he went to find food for the frog the next morning, and found it very hard.

It stands to reason that frogs prey on insects, but for a frog the size of a small mountain, insects cannot eat enough anyway, and other things cannot be killed, so this frog eats vegetable leaves every day under the abuse of Hui An. It was hard work to eat the leaves.

Yes, this is a very individual frog spirit who can only afford to eat vegetable leaves every day and has survived till now.

I formally crowned and ordained it, called it Lu Qua, and its dharma name is Green Boundless. It is the first frog in the Western Paradise that is willing to practice the righteous fruit. I am also planning to ask him for a commendation order from the Buddha.

Lvgua has only been ordained under my sect for ten days, and it is the day when Hongjun invites the immortals to give a lecture. This old man has been keeping up with the times recently, and he is holding some kind of Western-style dance party. However, I also know that most of the immortals like us are more reserved I can't even jump up, and it will become a preaching meeting, but I just took my girlfriend. I think that stingy Zhen Yuanzi came to me and asked me once, asking if I would like to go with him Shameful, I was kicked out by Monkey King.

Alas, fortunately I asked Chang'e in advance, otherwise what would I do this time?I don't have any local products from South China Sea, and there isn't even a goddess in the whole of Western Paradise, so I can't invite anyone.

So in this case, I should ride my mount to pick up Chang'e, but since we didn't have a mount when we made the appointment, Chang'e happily said that we can go by cloud.You must know that the transportation method of driving the cloud is relatively public in the world of immortals, and it has no special features. Generally, those with mounts are very prestigious, just like private cars. Our cloud driving looks very poor, more like taking a bus.

But now I am different, I am a Guanyin with a mount, I am very happy to ride my big frog, and I am proudly preparing to go to the Guanghan Palace majesticly, waiting for the moment when all the immortals gather and the gods are watching , I carried Fairy Chang'e in my hand and floated down from Lvgua. It must be the only honor in thousands of years.

However, I haven't had time to leave South China Sea with the green quack.Suddenly, I saw my disciple wearing white clothes and robes, as if he was wearing sackcloth and filial piety in spring, with a dejected and unlucky face, a pair of sinister eyes staring at me motionlessly, and put the long sword behind his back , stood proudly in front of the frog, looked up at me, and said sharply: "If you ride this frog out today, I will cut off its four legs and throw it to the Nine Heavens!"

He was obviously not joking, his eyes were shining with determination.Moreover, he used to use a long stick, but now he has a sharp sword behind him, and he refuses to give me any face, which makes me very embarrassed.

I said to him, "Hui An, I've already made an appointment with the Fairy Chang'e of Guanghan Palace, and I'm going to pick her up on a horse. How can I be a person who doesn't keep her word?"

Hui An coldly took out the sword: "Then why don't you tell her that your mount died suddenly, and you two had to go to the fairyland, how about that? If it's not possible, I'll lend you two white cranes, and you two will fly together. It can be considered a beautiful thing, but this frog is not allowed to ride out, absolutely not allowed to ride out!"

I said stubbornly: "No, I am your master. I said I want to ride a frog, and I just want to ride a frog. No amount of knives, mountains of fire, and anvils can change my desire to ride a frog!"

The two of us were in a stalemate, when suddenly I heard Long Nu sneer and said: "Senior brother, don't worry, he won't try to ride a frog out."

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Recently, Longnu doesn't know what's going on, she makes me afraid when she smiles, she has bright sunny eyes, but I always feel that there are some shadows in those beautiful eyes that shone with shattered light.

She calmly said to Hui An: "Don't worry, brother, I fed that frog some elixir today."

Alas, you should know that before I met Silly Baitian, I thought it was a good thing when I heard the word "immortal", such as Immortal Palace, Immortal Sword, Immortal Qi, and Immortal Dew, but now I hear about elixir, but it is His heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly asked, "What elixir? Where did the elixir come from?"

The dragon girl said calmly: "The gift that Silly Baitian sent to Hei Xiong that day, I withheld a few pills for emergencies. Master, if I remember correctly, the effects of these pills are a bit crooked, and they are often used by that elixir. Black bears are used for laxative and bowel cleansing, it doesn’t matter if you take the green croak out, I’m afraid halfway through the ride, his stomach will suddenly turn upside down and he will discharge some filth, wouldn’t it be indecent in front of Fairy Chang’e.”

you you you……

I am such a good disciple, how come I suddenly changed...

At that moment, I had the illusion of being usurped by them, and it hurt my heart for a moment. I looked at the green croak, and then at the dragon girl. In the end, I had no choice but to give up my love. In the end, I could only get off the frog sadly. , reluctantly left it in the South China Sea, patted its head and said, "Don't worry, one day I will take you out to show off."

I was talking to the frog when I suddenly heard a gust of wind in the sky, and I saw a gust of wind blowing away the heavy clouds. Zhen Yuanzi changed into a rare costume and floated from the clouds, looking like a fairy. He was originally very handsome, but now that he is dressed up, it looks like he just walked out of a painting. He rolled his long sleeves and landed leisurely in the South China Sea. I got one, originally I needed to take this one as a gift to today's female companion, but now I lost it, and when we meet face to face, I have nothing in my sleeve, this is not a good thing!"

I said, "You don't like your own baby, so what's the use of asking me?"

Zhen Yuanzi said: "Didn't I come to your place last time? You don't know, the ancestor was in a good mood these two days, and suddenly a strange-shaped fruit grew. Originally, it took him 30 years to mature, but now it takes only two days Then I was able to run down the ground, but I slipped away with my own legs!"

I said, "Where did you go to find your own fruit? What's the use of asking me?"

Zhen Yuanzi was in a hurry, and said: "Last time he picked up a grasshopper-like fruit, didn't he come to you? Hey, I was not in a hurry to use it that time. I saw that you two have a good relationship. I didn't ask you to ask for it. This time the situation is special, there is really no other food in storage, not to mention that your grasshopper didn't end well last time, so the frog you got this time, let me use it, and I will pay you back twice in the future. you."

What frog? ?

Isn't your fruit tree of life only for children under three dynasties?If it is connected to other things, is it still called a ginseng fruit tree? It is called a zoo, okay?

Zhen Yuanzi saw me reneging, and said angrily: "Whoever said that only children under three dynasties are married, the ancestors married whatever they saw. When he saw us, he would marry us as usual, and he would marry us when he saw others. Look, hundreds of years ago, a grasshopper formed and ran to you, and was bitten off by the green lion. Now, a frog has grown again, and it must still come to you. He doesn’t know anyone else, so he runs elsewhere Where can I go?"

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I always feel that this matter... doesn't look like it has nothing to do with me.

Seeing that I refused to admit it, Zhen Yuanzi babbled again: "However, that frog is also different from ordinary frogs. One side has big eyes and the other side has small eyes. It seems that the ancestor never moved the ground, and he is not very familiar with the creatures in the lower world. Whatever you see, you don’t care if it looks good..."

While he was talking, he suddenly caught sight of the green croak behind me who was trying to find a place to hide secretly. He shouted and said in surprise, "That's it, that's it! The color is exactly the same, and the eyes are one big and one small. Avalokitesvara, don't you admit it!"

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I looked back at my Lugua, he was pretending that he didn’t understand anything, pretending that he was not a frog, but a green stone, stubbornly lying on the edge of the lotus pond to pretend to be a stone. very hard.

Zhen Yuanzi saw that my green croak didn't move, and I didn't seem to give him fruit at all, and he was in a hurry to pick up his female companion, so he said: "Why don't you and I give it a try, this fruit is as good as gold. Fall, I happen to be carrying a gold hammer, just hit it once, and watch it return to its original shape—"

As he said, he was going to hit my green croak with his golden hammer, but before he could hit it, my green croak was startled, and suddenly jumped up, frightened, and said in his mouth It stopped croaking, and suddenly a cry came out: "Gulu!"

This earth-shattering roar scared us all back a few steps.

He was pleasantly surprised: "Look, look, do you believe it?"

I:"……"

Hui An muttered softly next to me: "I just said that I don't care about this frog when I see it, so that's the reason."

Zhen Yuanzi was really anxious, and said to me: "Oh, Guanshiyin, I only beg you this time, I will take this fruit, if you want anything in the future, I will pay you back double, you don't know, The fairy I invited is very powerful, if she finds out that I can't come up with a gift, I will be finished."

I was still immersed in the infinite inequality that the green croak turned out to be the big green and the little green, and I didn't hear what he said at all.

The dragon girl said from the side: "There is no reason to give away the shaped fruit. If you really have nothing to give away, I have some elixir saved by the Bodhisattva for you."

Zhen Yuanzi only asked for something that could be handed out, and when he saw something that could be used, he was pleasantly surprised: "It's just right, and the elixir is also fine! This time I owe you Nanhai, and I will definitely pay you back this favor in the future!"

I was immersed in the green-green inequality, when I heard what Zhen Yuanzi said suddenly, I saw him take the elixir, and saw Longnu's calm face, I was startled and said, "Who did you invite?"

Zhen Yuanzi accepted the elixir, so he felt relieved, and said leisurely: "Mother Li Shan."

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