[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

According to my temper, I would complain about anything.

But after this incident came out, there were too many slots, and I didn't know where to start.

First of all, Tang Seng's master was arrested, and those who arrested him included the treasures of the Xian family, including the Taishang Laojun, and one of mine, which means that this matter was first chosen by the heaven.

But the problem is that what he provokes in the heavenly court is an individual behavior. When Sun Wukong made a fuss, he went to the Jade Emperor and it became a collective behavior.

Anyway, Sun Wukong annoyed the Jade Emperor because Taishang Laojun was unhappy and secretly angry that Sun Wukong stole his food, so he threw a few treasures to his boy boy to avenge his personal revenge, tossing Sun Wukong for a while.

So here comes the question, which one is better, the generals or the civil servants in the Heavenly Court?

When Sun Wukong made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers were defeated, and the nine heavens showed their prestige. Now the tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs. If you look back in time, there is no need for Sun Wukong to fight back and forth with one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, as long as the Taishang Laojun shouted: Sun Wukong!

He is a no-brainer again, he turned his head and answered, was he put into the purple-gold-red gourd soon?

Although it can't be solved for a while, Guan can control him for several years.

Then why invite the Tathagata Buddha?Wouldn't it be good to close it in the gourd?

But he didn't, he didn't, so he knocked on the elixir and watched Monkey King go to the Lingxiao Palace, and then let the little sage Erlang Zhenjun fight with him in the sky and the earth.

... You old man just want to watch people fight, right?Right!

But no matter how strong my desire to complain is, Sun Wukong has already made the Jade Emperor so angry that he is going to die. If I don’t care about him anymore, he will be the next to die. I was so scared that I hurried to the heaven with my apprentice and returned To pretend I don't know about it.As soon as I arrived at the Heavenly Court, it happened that the Jade Emperor was smashing things. Taibai Jinxing saw me first, pulled my sleeve and forced me to the 33rd Heavenly Lihentian.

The Jade Emperor said: "Guanyin, you came just in time. I've had enough. I'm going to kill this monkey today!"

After he finished yelling, he asked me again: "Why did you come here?"

I said, "Prince Nezha's arm was broken. I brought him lotus root. Aren't the monkeys learning Buddhist scriptures down here? What do you, a god, care about with him?"

The Jade Emperor said angrily: "In order to coax that monster, he asked me to lend him the sky to pretend. Who gave him the courage?"

I pretended not to know, and deliberately said: "Ah? Didn't you send this monster down to sharpen him?"

The Jade Emperor said: "Why should I sharpen him? What does the monster below have anything to do with me?"

I said, "Why do I look at the things those two little monsters are holding? They look familiar. There seems to be a line of words on them?"

Because the Jade Emperor was angry, the fairy official was reflecting the events of the lower world on the big mirror. The Jade Emperor took a few steps, took a closer look, and saw the words "Taishang Laojun Urgent Ruyi Order" written on it, He choked suddenly, and said, "I--"

I said, "Well, since you're testing him, don't test him too hard and kill that golden cicada. He's a disciple of the Buddha after all. If he really dies in your hands, things won't be easy."

When the Jade Emperor saw that his subordinates had caused the trouble, he was wronged, so he secretly gritted his teeth angrily.

I coaxed him: "Why don't you just borrow the sky to pretend? Isn't it just to fool the little monster, everyone just watch it as a good show, don't be angry."

Most of the Jade Emperor's anger subsided, but he said stubbornly: "How can the sky pretend?"

Nezha was missing an arm, so he didn't know who was next to him, so he watched the boss quarrel for a long time, and suggested: "You don't have to pretend for him, just go to Beitianmen and ask Zhenwu to borrow his soap flag to display on the Nantianmen. Covering the sun, moon and stars, the lower realm is pitch black, how can the monster know if it is real or not, thinking that the monkey has the ability to pretend to be the sky."

The Jade Emperor glanced at him impatiently and said, "In that case, why not hurry up!"

Nezha was taken aback, and hurried to Beitianmen to borrow a flag, and closed the sun, moon and stars.It's a pity that he is missing an arm, holding a flag by the gate, his appearance is really miserable.

We, a group of gods, stood between Xiaohan, watching the monkey deceive the feelings of the two goblins, we actually had a lot of fun watching it. Dudu Jade Emperor has been very unhappy, with a cold face, cloudy eyes, and a look of displeasure look.

He was unhappy, and he didn't say anything at the end.

I took this opportunity to put Nezha's arm on it, and told him: "In the future, I will definitely not let others eat your arm. You are the one who will lead the soldiers under the Jade Emperor. How important is your arm? What should we do if there are foreign enemies invading in our hands?"

To put it bluntly, he is optimistic about his arm, so as not to cause trouble for me again.

Nezha said to me: "Bodhisattva's instructions are naturally to be listened to. I just don't know how Miss Longnu has recovered since what happened last time? When I was in South China Sea, I saw something was wrong with her. I don't know how she feels now. gone?"

I said: "Thank you for your concern. Her injuries have already healed, but she is still in a bad mood, and it will take some time. Take good care of your hands these days, and don't think too much. The last thing was thanks to your help. I can't thank you enough."

Nezha is a good boy, and after talking to me a few words, he wanted to go away.Who knew that just as he went around the back of the pillar, he suddenly saw a little monster with a blue face and blood basin rushing out, he couldn't help but bite his arm and ran away.

I recognized at a glance that it was Duxian, but he only took a small bite, and with Nezha's cultivation base, he can be cured in a while, but this time it was Duxian who bit people instead of Huamo, and Duxian gave birth to an ugly picture. His face is covered in blue fluff, and his teeth are equally sharp.

I thought Nezha was a good person. Since I was afraid of scaring Huamo and apologized to him, it would be fine for Duxian to take a bite. After all, Huamo gnawed his entire arm, but I didn't. What I thought of was that Nezha roared immediately, flew up and shouted: "Monster, stop!"

???

Do you still need to look at your face when you are bitten?

Nezha leaped past me, and shouted loudly, "Don't worry about the Bodhisattva, I've caught this monster! He dares to chew on the hand of the prince, has he eaten the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard!"

……

I looked at his back, lost in thought.

As soon as I returned to the South China Sea, I saw the Monkey King who had finished playing with the monster and said "I call you, do you dare to agree?" standing beside my lotus, threw my clean bottle to me, and said: "The evidence is as strong as a mountain, what do you do?" explain?"

...? ? ?

Didn't he go grab the red gourd just now, just to confront me in order to get the clean bottle back?

Just for this reason, playing a hero in Lingxiao Temple, covering the world, the sun, the moon and the stars, fighting for this breath, so that you can quarrel with me when you come back?

You monkey, really unrepentant.

He stood coldly with his hands behind his back, squinted at me, and said, "Don't you want evidence? I brought the evidence back."

...Fortunately, I went to the Heavenly Court to meet the Jade Emperor for him, for fear that he would be plotted against by others. Now it's fun. He saw the monsters in the lower realm, a king with golden horns and a king with silver horns. The four Taishang Laojun’s treasures, I only have a clean bottle, but he doesn’t think it’s Taishang Laojun who harmed him, but he thinks it’s me who harmed him. Very persistent.

I didn't bother to quarrel with him, so I still sat on the table and said, "This clean bottle was borrowed by someone, who knew it would be in the hands of monsters?"

Sun Wukong took a step forward and asked: "Okay! Since you borrowed someone, how dare you ask who borrowed it, why did you borrow it, and how long did you borrow it?"

I said leisurely: "Well, I can't say that."

Sun Wukong sneered: "In that case, let me tell you! You borrowed the monsters from the lower realm to trap my master, and then use three mountains to suppress me, right?"

I said, "Since you're so smart, why don't you guess it yourself? I think you've already guessed a lot, why don't you keep guessing?"

Sun Wukong gripped his golden cudgel tightly, stood in front of me for a while, and suddenly said sadly: "Bodhisattva, is it so difficult for you and me to meet each other honestly? I regard you as a life-saving benefactor. It's disrespectful to treat you as a friend, but let me ask, what do you think I am?"

I glanced at him and said, "I want to know so much? Are you not afraid of being hit?"

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and said, "I think so."

Since he asked, I said straight away: "I regard you as the biggest troublemaker in the world. Not only do you cause trouble, but the trouble you cause can also cause small trouble."

He was stunned for a while, as if hearing thunder, at a loss for what to do, after being at a loss for a while, he suddenly grinned: "So that's how it is."

"I regard the Bodhisattva as a benefactor. When I have nowhere to go, I don't know where to go except to find you, but you treat me as a burden."

……

Why do I feel that something is wrong.

You must know that at the very beginning, I secretly cursed him as a shit-stirring stick. Recently, after raising trouble for a long time, I actually developed feelings. Trouble is not happy, and I am actually quite sad.

The problem is that Trouble is not only ignorant, but also stubborn. He even thinks that I don't worry about him enough.

I saw troublesome spirit stepping forward, a pair of fiery golden eyes staring extremely wide, the eye sockets almost cracked, approaching, and said loudly: "I just want to ask you, are you just like them, plotting against me behind your back, waiting for me to die early?" ?”

... You also know that you are being plotted behind your back?

Why don't you think about how you have lived for so long?

I'm really mad at me, for him not to be plotted against, I really broke the six leaves and even the liver and lungs, and emptied the seven orifices. He is not angry when others hurt him, and he is worried all day long whether I have joined with them. Wouldn't it be nice to eat some walnuts to nourish your brain if you have the time?

So, I annoyed and said to him: "You go."

After chasing him down, I kindly said to the black fur monster: "Take him a bag of walnuts and let him eat on the way."

However, my good intentions were destined to be unrewarded. The black bear monster brought him something to make up his mind, but he threw it on the ground and smashed it to pieces: "Okay! I originally thought that no matter what you say, as long as you say a word, I will do it." I believe you, but now you don't even bother to lie to me?"

……

You damn child, if you don’t eat it, you won’t eat it, why did you throw it...

I'm not really short-tempered. I was very angry when he made such a fuss.

So, I said to him: "Get out, you're so capable, and you're going to the Nantianmen every now and then. It seems that you don't need my help. If you don't change your attitude like this, don't come back."

As a result, after I finished speaking, he still yelled at me: "Let's just go, think that my grandson cares about you Nanhai! Even if I die in the future, I don't want you to save me!"

After finishing speaking, a somersault cloud went away.

...as much as I would love to save him.

As soon as he left, I regretted it.

Alas, why should I quarrel with him and have the same knowledge as him?

As soon as he left, I felt a chill all over my body, like falling into an ice abyss. The cold penetrated from every pore, and the golden cicada was crying next to my ear again. Well, I was captured by a monster!"

Seeing that I ignored him, he said to himself again: "Oh, I'm going to die anyway, I'll recite scriptures for you before I die, it's considered my last words..."

what?

No!

No, Sun Wukong, I didn't mean to quarrel with you, you come back.

I'll help you, can't I help you!