[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

As I said, I don't want to talk about anything about this monkey.

I don't care whether he is good or bad, whether he is the number one hero in the world or a veritable shit stirrer.

I knew that since he was brought under my control, I would never have a good life in the next few thousand years, or even tens of thousands of years.

After the Buddha made this decision, I originally wanted to change jobs secretly and find a job in another place, but after thinking about it, the gods in the eastern heaven did not have any good things, and the gods were busy burning to death Pagans and homosexuals, alas, although Sun Wukong is a little troublesome, Buddha is still a good guy, much better than the boss over there.

I didn't want to talk to Sun Wukong at all. The last time I met him, he was pierced with a nail through the bone of his lute, and he was chopped up with a knife and an axe.

But I can't do without talking, the monkey shouted at the bottom of the mountain: "You have the guts to expose my faults, if you have the guts, go down the mountain! I want to see who is wicked and has no guts, dare to mock me like that , but still want to stand on top of my head to sarcasm!"

Then if he wants me to go down, I will go down. Doesn't it make me look worthless.

I stood on the top of the mountain and said to him, "My surname is Sun, do you recognize me?"

That Sun Wukong was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, unable to move his body, only his head was pinned, and he turned his eyes to look at me. When he saw me, he suddenly smiled: "I know you, how can you not know Nanhai Putuoluo?" Gasan saves the suffering, the great compassion, the great compassion, Namo Guanyin Bodhisattva! You are so kind, I have been here for hundreds of years, and no one remembers to see me, but you are the first one! The Bodhisattva is indeed compassionate, and today I know who I am .”

He said that I have a compassionate heart, so I can't always let him look at me with his head twisted. I took Hui An down the mountain and stood in front of the hairy monkey's head.

I don't want to talk to this monkey, so I don't even bother to be polite, so I said directly: "Do you want to come out of this mountain?"

Of course, I don’t need to say this. This monkey is very active by nature. It has been held here for 500 years. It can’t move, sleep restlessly, let alone eat. How can he bear it?Needless to say, he has to ask to come out.

But what I never expected was that the monkey raised its eyes to look at me, a sharp light flashed through its fiery eyes, and laughed loudly: "I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to!"

His whole body is up and down, only his head can move, now he shakes his head, shaking off some dust and rotten leaves, and said: "I was born out of a crack in the rock, I have neither parents nor relatives, the Tathagata can't help but press me down." At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, do you want me to bow my head to him like this?" He suddenly froze, and spat hard on the ground: "He's dreaming!"

The monkey's temperament came up again, and the Five Elements Mountain shook him, but it still pressed him tightly. He seemed unaware that there was a heavy mountain on his body, raised his head and sneered: "Anyway, I can't die, I was born unrestricted Hang up, what can the Tathagata do to me?"

I said, "Oh? Are you ambitious monkey? You are crushed under the mountain, and you still want to settle accounts with the Tathagata?"

Sun Wukong's voice became louder and louder, and the words he spit out were like copper balls thrown on the ground, and every word was loud and loud: "So what if you are pressed under the mountain, how do you know that one day the mountain will not be able to hold me down?" What? If the Buddha has practiced for tens of thousands of years, I will wait for him at the foot of this mountain for tens of thousands of years. If he lives for a long time, sooner or later his path will be deeper, it depends on who can live the longest, me or the Tathagata bald donkey!"

After he finished speaking, he said with a smirk: "I don't want to settle accounts with him, but he didn't explain clearly to me some questions 500 years ago. If he answered my questions, I will Just listen to him honestly, and call him Buddha when the time comes."

That's really...

Very good!

This monkey head's bad behavior is hard to change, even if he achieves a good result one day, he will still be a big trouble. I didn't expect him to be so ignorant of current affairs that he would give up his good future by himself.

Well!Now I can take Hui An away, and when I go back to the West Paradise, I simply tell the Tathagata that this monkey refuses to be tamed, and still refuses to admit his mistakes. House, don't even want to go out of the gate of Xitian, and come to the Five Elements Mountain to save this monkey?

He doesn't.

I was happy for a while and was about to leave, but suddenly I heard the monkey say: "I have heard that Guanshiyin Bodhisattva can know the past and the future. Since you know so much, how about I ask you a few questions? If you convince me, then I will Listen to your words, I will do whatever you ask me to do, and I will never go back on my word."

I wanted to turn around and leave, but when I heard what he said, I had no choice but to stay and ask, "What do you want to ask?"

Sun Wukong said: "I made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace that day. I asked the Tathagata this question. Now I come to ask the Bodhisattva again:

"The Jade Emperor doesn't know right from wrong, and has a narrow mind. How can he be the Lord of Heaven? You can see that he saved a life and saved a life? Since such cruel and unreasonable people are all worthy of the Jade Emperor, how can I not be? Then According to Tathagata, the Jade Emperor lived longer than me. He practiced since he was a child and experienced 750 kalpas, so he is the throne. Now I have also experienced kalpas, but this kalpa has not changed me at all. I still let you Avalokitesvara Poor monkey with a headache, how did the Jade Emperor live so long, how long has he lived to be the seat of honor? This is one of them."

"Secondly, I have 72 changes, I will live forever, I can ride somersaults on clouds, and I have piercing eyes and three thousand hairs. If the Jade Emperor fights alone, he may not be able to win me. You are talking about it, he is unreasonable this way, and he is unreasonable that way, why should I be crushed under the Five Elements Mountain?"

I asked: "Then according to what you said, if you win, you will be king, and if you lose, you will be subdued?"

The monkey smiled and said, "That's right, that's right, the Jade Emperor couldn't beat me, so he resorted to tricks to harm me, what kind of gentleman is he?"

I said, "Whether you count as a gentleman, isn't he still sitting in that high position, and you are being suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain?"

The monkey looked at it and said with a grin: "Good Bodhisattva, don't coax me with words. I know you are a good Bodhisattva, but you don't want to offend the Jade Emperor, and you just refuse to say anything wrong about him. Don't answer my question. It turns out that Bodhisattvas are also afraid, and it seems that the West Heaven is the same as the Heavenly Court, and there is no good thing."

Of course I will not answer his question, he is very cunning, he knows that I can refute what he said, but if I refute his words, I have to say right and wrong about the Jade Emperor, how can the old man let me say that he is not good?I still don't know how to make trouble with the Buddha.

Tathagata has already been troubled enough by Xitian's diplomatic issues, and I can't make him worse.

I asked him, "According to you, if something is not good in your mouth, it is not worthy of being a god?"

The monkey laughed and said, "That's right, that's right, none of them deserve it, they're all silverfish!"

I sneered: "Then according to what you said, gods don't have many good things, but gods are also taking their responsibilities. Then again, you are a good thing, but it's a pity that you, a good thing, haven't done a good thing. matter."

"Talk about it yourself. You killed, stole, rebelled, and even your master Bodhi Patriarch forbade you to call him your master. What is good about yourself?"

He was choked by me, and wanted to refute, but he was poked in the sore spot by the past of Patriarch Bodhi, and he was speechless for a while.

I also said: "But if people, gods, and Buddhas are all good, this world will be bad. Yin and Yang are all parallel, and so is good and evil. If there is no shadow, there is no light, but what if there is no light?" Okay? People are not sages and sages can have no faults, even if a person becomes a sage, he must have faults."

"Look at me, I am Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea. I have lived longer than anyone else, and I have made more mistakes than anyone else, but this does not make me unworthy of being Avalokitesvara. We Buddhas are also human beings, and we have to make mistakes. It’s just a Buddha and not a human being, so we won’t talk about my Buddha’s compassion here, and we’ll probably fly to outer space to talk about the compassion of the stars. A Buddha must first be a human being to be a Buddha, not a person’s Buddha, not a good Buddha , don't trust him."

The monkey looked at me in a daze: "You Guanyin of the South China Sea knows everything, why did you make a mistake?"

I said: "Look at my apprentice's horrible appearance now, can you say that I teach well?"

Hui An: "..."

Sun Wukong looked at the strange apprentice carefully, and said lazily, "It's not very good."

Hui An: "..."

Sun Wukong said: "Well, even you, Guanyin, are willing to admit that you are wrong, and I also admit that I am wrong. I was reckless that day, and I shouldn't have caused trouble in the heavenly palace, and I shouldn't have stolen that flat peach, but I still want to Said, even if I was at fault, it was so damn fun to make trouble in Tiangong that day! If I have the chance, I will make trouble with him a few more times!"

……

This is still true.

……

There's nothing wrong with that at all!

The monkey said: "Even though that's the case, the gods don't care about life and death, and the six realms of reincarnation! They have to decide what life is like, and they also want to decide what death is like. You Buddha said it lightly, and there is no god. Good thing. Bodhisattva, if you make it clear to me, why should my life and death be decided by the heavens? I come out from the foot of this mountain in the future, and I will go to your South Sea to kowtow to him thousands of heads!"

Alas, I knew this monkey, so I had to ask this question.

But the question itself is a disaster.

I said to him: "Gods are not gods at all. People can be what they think they are. It is people who give gods the power to control them. If one day no one believes in gods anymore, then the Jade Emperor Lingxiao Palace will be destroyed." It's about to collapse and disappear without a trace."

"Monkey, if God doesn't have a good thing, it means that there are not many good things in man. What man is like, so is God."

The monkey was obviously surprised, and forgot about me for a long time, before carefully asking: "Really?"

"really."

The monkey said: "Then you, Avalokitesvara, who saves the suffering, if one day people don't remember you, will you stop saving the suffering?"

I told him: "Even Avalokitesvara is not immortal. If one day no one remembers me, I will also be wiped out. But it doesn't matter if I die, and it doesn't matter if all the Buddhas in the Western Heaven are wiped out, because the compassion of the Buddha is from the beginning. It comes from people, even if there is no Buddha, people have compassion, and they can save themselves. So I told you, Buddha, you have to be a human first before you are worthy of being a Buddha."

Sun Houzi stopped making trouble this time, he tilted his hairy head, turned around a few times, and suddenly said: "That's all right! It seems that you still have good things in Xitian. If the Tathagata doesn't want to talk to me about my problems, It turned out to be the reason, or Guanyin hello, tell me clearly."

Me: "...There are no good things in our Buddha, just shut up."

The monkey opened its eyes and looked at me, and suddenly smiled maliciously again: "Miss Guanyin, the monkey has one last question. If you solve this problem for me, I will immediately apologize to the Tathagata and admit my mistake."

I don't know why, but I always feel like I'm jumping into a fire pit

Sun Wukong looked at me, then at Hui'an, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, you are so beautiful, why don't you know how to avoid suspicion, and you take such a handsome apprentice with you, always by your side, and never leave your body." , aren't you afraid of what idle people say?"

……

Hui An's face was black, and he looked at Monkey King as if he was looking at a dead person.

As soon as I saw him holding his iron rod, I knew he was thinking about doing it.

... You can't fight anywhere under the Five Elements Mountain, and you can't fight anyone with this monkey.

In order to prevent my strange apprentice from rushing up to fight with his remaining head, I can only answer his questions.

I said to Sun Wukong: "We are in the west, and there are no idlers like you in the east. Besides, you may not know, Wukong, your Guanyin lady, I am a man."

Monkey King suddenly stared at me with wide eyes, as if struck by a thunderbolt on a sunny day, he looked at me in astonishment, then at my skirt, then at my face, and howled, "Bodhisattva, don't fool me!" ah!"

Alas, I just said that our rules in the west are different from yours in the east.

Why one, two, three, rushing forward to shatter my three views.

Sun Wukong was instantly wilted, like an eggplant beaten by frost. The cat was at the bottom of the mountain, resting its head on the pit and not moving.

Hui An suddenly picked up the stick in his hand and slammed it on the monkey's cap.

Sun Wukong is usually very aggressive, but today he is not angry anymore, even when Hui An hit him, he would move even if he beat him, the whole monkey was as dead as a dead monkey.

I said, "Why do you take advantage of his danger and beat him when he is under the mountain?"

Hui An muffled: "He has nothing in his head, why can't I beat him."

My weird apprentice has a stubborn temper, he won't listen to what I say, and if I talk too much, he won't even say a word to me.But in front of Sun Wukong, I can't beat my apprentice, so I can only say to him: "After explaining about the Buddhist scriptures, we should set off to the Tang Dynasty. If you beat him to death, you can follow the Tang monk to learn Buddhist scriptures." go!"

Hui An sneered: "I can't be beaten to death, I can't be beaten to death, his head has already been beaten, master don't worry."

……

Hui An tapped his stick to the left and to the right, mockingly said: "I tapped just now, and there is nothing in the mind of this shit-stirring stick. I'll take another look and see if it's a good thing or a bad thing." .”

……

Sun Wukong said lazily: "Young traveler, don't beat me. It's because Lao Sun has no good things in his head. From now on, Lao Sun will listen to the teachings of the Bodhisattva and stop causing trouble."

Me: "Then you ask the Buddhist scriptures to go to the west?"

Sun Wukong: "Bao, I will never go back on my word."

I asked again: "Then if he scolds you, beats you, or drives you away, do you still recognize him as your master?"

Sun Wukong: "Yes, only Master doesn't want me, and I absolutely dare not not want Master."

If you had been so obedient earlier, you would have saved so much right and wrong.

After I explained to Monkey King, my strange apprentice was still persistently knocking on the monkey's head.The surrounding land and mountain gods looked at me sympathetically, and their eyes clearly said:

Venerable Guanyin, you disciple, are you a fool?