[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

After the noise came from the sky above my head, I was completely pushed into a desperate situation by this monkey.

I originally wanted to say that I can pretend not to know about this matter, even if others know that I know, I can also let them pretend not to know that I pretend that I don't know.

but now?

Under the comfort of the dragon girl, I said sadly: "You two go to the heaven with me, this monkey is not only worrying, it is simply too scary."

Shancai comforted me: "It's okay, Bodhisattva, no matter how much trouble he caused, he will cause even greater trouble in the future."

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Thank you so much for your two caring little padded jackets!

I remember that in the past, people always said that Sun Wukong, the great sage of Qitian, was really powerful. If he went to the palace of the Jade Emperor Lingxiao, even the Jade Emperor would not care about him. Now he is still indispensable. , This is the benefit of hard fists.

nonsense.

This is the benefit of having a backstage and having a mother who takes care of him, ah no, a father!

I think that after the monkey was tied to Zhuxiantai by the Heavenly Court, the little sage Erlang Zhenjun set a fire on the Huaguo Mountain, burning all the creatures on the mountain. Starved to death, if I hadn't worked hard to take the South China Sea to sprinkle water on the mountain, and lead a group of monkeys to replant trees for ecological sustainable development, the monkeys would not even have a way out in the future.

He was originally a seed who absorbed the essence of heaven and earth in the blessed land of the cave to become an immortal. Cutting off the spiritual vein of Huaguo Mountain is like cutting off his roots, and he will wither in a short time.

That's why I often say that it doesn't work if you can beat the whole world, because people can turn around and gather the whole world to beat you!

Do you know that when people engage in corruption, they gather together, and you have to recruit troops first to rebel.

I really thought about it very carefully before, if you want to get rid of the corrupt leader of the Jade Emperor, it is useless for a monkey to go to the Tiangong. This is only possible with a change of blood.

But this dead monkey just doesn't understand, he just wants to act recklessly and cause trouble, he always feels that his fist is very hard, hard ass, he can't even beat me, I can push him under the skirt if I lift a small skirt At the foot of the mountain 5 years ago, when my dragon girl chanted a curse while hopscotching, he was chanted to death.

But what can I do, really tell Monkey King how to overthrow other people's rule?This makes me seem a little unkind. You know, gods don't like to keep pace with the times and develop. After all, everyone is very old and is just dawdling.

But after all, he was raised by me, and I have to bear the responsibility for him no matter how many troubles he caused.

So, I took the Shancai Dragon Girl to the Heavenly Court to stop the mouth of the monkey who caused trouble.

Because of his great reputation in the Heavenly Court, none of the priests dared to stop him along the way, and the two rows were full of bowing priests. When I went up, he had already arrived at the Tongming Hall and was talking to the four great celestial masters.

Sun Wukong said: "I protected Monk Tang to go west. In the Baoxiang country, I met a princess who was kidnapped by a monster. The monster turned my master into a tiger and deceived the king. , your gods in heaven do not obey orders in the upper realm, but do evil in the lower realm, why?"

The four great celestial masters looked at each other and said, "Can the great sage be sure about the monsters in the heaven at that time? How can you be sure?"

As soon as I went to the world, I heard him proudly say: "Of course Guanyin Bodhisattva told me!"

I:"……"

You monkey, you dragged me into the water really well.

Before he finished speaking, I heard a fairy official come to report, saying that the Jade Emperor was furious and wanted to catch the monkey and take him to the palace, but he heard that I was coming too, so he invited me first and threw the monkey on the Tongming Palace .

After all, Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea still has a lot of face, so he didn't lose his temper with me, he just sneered and said: "Bodhisattva, you borrowed six Ding Liujia and four meritorious talents from me here to let him protect Tang Monk to go west. This monkey hasn't repented at all, and has attacked my Nantian Gate again?"

What I thought to myself, I borrowed Liuding Liujia's four-valued meritorious service, and I am not your eyes and ears, but what can I say, I can only say: "This Tang monk was captured by a monster, and encountered difficulties on the way to learn the scriptures. He found that Monsters come down from the sky, so it is natural to be angry."

The Jade Emperor sneered and said: "Don't say that this monster is not caused by my immortal official from the heaven, even if it is, it is not his turn to take care of it."

I can only be a peacemaker: "In fact, if he really happened to find out, it would be considered a disaster. This monkey is just a little reckless, but he still respects you very much from the bottom of his heart. He once told me that in this world There are not many people who are convinced by him, but all living beings are peaceful and peaceful under your rule, so they have always admired you very much, no, whenever something happens, I come to ask you for help."

Only then did the Jade Emperor calm down a bit, and said: "Forget it, it just so happens that there have been no moots in the sky for thousands of years, so it's good to have a gathering today. Only one thing, if it is really the priests from the heavens who made trouble, I will not take this matter." Investigate further, if it is not..."

He pondered for a long time, then suddenly raised his sharp eyes, looked at me, and said: "You should also change the candidates for the scriptures."

After finishing speaking, he took two steps forward and whispered in my ear: "If this kind of people really become Buddhas, who will be able to control them in the future? The disaster must be eradicated early, and the weeds should be eradicated by the root."

Alas, poor child, Gong Dou is used to it, everything looks like a disaster.

I can only tell him, okay, if Sun Wukong is wrong, let him kowtow to you and apologize.

He sent priests to investigate, and sure enough, all the officials were there, except outside the bullfighting palace, there were only 28 of them left in the 27 nights, and one Kuixing was missing.

The celestial master Qizou said: "Kuimu wolf has descended to the lower realm. Once every three days, he has been away for thirteen hours. Calculated in the human world, it has been 13 years."

The Jade Emperor couldn't hold back his face, so he simply ignored the matter, and sent a star official to the lower realm to find Kuimu wolf.Xingguan stood on the cloud and chanted a spell, which alarmed Kuixing who was hiding in the lower realm.We followed the star official down to the realm, and saw Kui Mulang holding his two sons in one hand and the trembling Princess Baihua in the other. He was hiding in the mountain stream, his whole body was soaked, he came out of the steam, and sighed: "Finally it was discovered."

The star official asked: "Kui Mulang, why did the upper realm take you well, why bother to smuggle you into the lower realm and cause trouble?"

Now Kui Mulang recognized this down-and-out monkey and me. He knew that he had met Monkey King who was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, and was even more unlucky to fall into the hands of Guanyin of the South China Sea. The maid of the palace made an appointment with me to smuggle into the lower world, but unfortunately, she forgot about me after being reincarnated for a long time, and now she is determined to escape back to Baoxiang Kingdom. I am exhausted in this world, not like you Go back and be punished."

27 Xingxiu looked at each other and said, "We are familiar with you, but we never knew that you had an affair with the maid of Pixiang Palace. When did this happen?"

Surrounded by his brothers, Kui Mulang held back for a while, and could only say: "That day I lost some money in a bet with Bi Yuewu, but found that I was too short to pay him back, so I had to run amok in the heavenly court. Looking for someone to borrow money..."

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I always feel that it is better not to listen to the following stories.

Kui Mulang said again: "When I arrived at Pixiang Hall, I wanted to borrow money from the maid in the hall, but she said she would elope with me to the lower realm. You also know that after I became a fairy, I was very ugly. Where can there be a girl?" I like me, but someone fell in love with me at first sight that day, I naturally agreed to leave the heaven with her, and we will never leave until death, but it's a pity that she forgot me when she reincarnated in the lower realm..."

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It was also a coincidence to borrow money.

The fairy official wants to borrow money from the fairy, but the fairy just wants to elope with him or something, which is also very... novel.

Kui Mulang said: "In this world, some people hate me, some fear me, and even more think I'm ugly. She is the only one who doesn't love me because of who I am, but is willing to be with me just because I am me." Elope, I am naturally willing to give up everything and go with her!"

That Princess Baihua didn't remember the events of her previous life for a long time, in order to find out what happened that day, the star official restored her consciousness in her previous life and asked her about that day.

Bai Hua shyly said: "I have been dreaming since childhood, always dreaming of a handsome man, the lover of my dreams, who came to pick me up on colorful clouds..."

She said, recalling the look on that day, her eyes became gentle: "I was cleaning the Pixiang Temple that day, and finally saw a heroic gentleman, who came to the colorful auspicious clouds, and I knew it was my dream. I have lost my lover, and I will immediately make an appointment to go down to the lower realms with him, and I will never leave him forever..."

Kui Mulang frowned: "Then why didn't you know me when I brought you to the cave? You and I have been married for 13 years, and we have two children. Why did you abandon me? Although you don't remember your previous life things, but I am still me, did you change your love just because of reincarnation?"

Bai Hua stared at him shamelessly for a long while, then said sadly, "Oh, maybe it's because the sky was so foggy that I couldn't see his face clearly that day."

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Bai Hua shyly said again: "It's no wonder I am, you look so good in the clouds and mist."

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After a while, she tried to make Kui Mulang feel better, and comforted him:

"Oh, you know, the fog in Pixiang Temple is really big."

Kui Mulang clutched his chest, as if he couldn't take it anymore, he took a few steps back and collapsed on the ground.

At this time, the two little monsters whispered next to each other: "What's the matter, are father and mother quarreling again?"

The younger brother said: "It's okay, they will make up if they quarrel."

No, not this time, I thought sadly.

The dragon girl grabbed my sleeve and asked me in a low voice: "Bodhisattva, Kui Mulang will go back to the upper realm to be punished, and the fairy will also go back to be punished. What will these two children do?"