[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Sun Wukong knelt on the ground and grabbed the corner of my skirt. After he grabbed it, he suddenly remembered that it was a skirt. He was so angry that he threw away his hand in a hurry, and said anxiously: "Bodhisattva, I have already realized my mistake. Please forgive me this time." Bar?"

I asked, "How did you see that?"

Sun Wukong said anxiously: "Usually, if I killed that tree, I would let it die. Now I went to Qiongbi and fell to Huangquan, looking for a cure in all directions, isn't it just to repent?"

I said to him softly: "Okay, okay, it's fine if you know you're wrong, get up."

Seeing him standing up, I calmly said to Hui An: "Come on, beat him to death."

Sun Wukong: "???"

I said again: "Oh, I forgot, this monkey is made of stone, you and I can't beat it to death, how about this, you recite the mantra that you passed on to the master once, and then stop until he is dead."

To be honest, this monkey head is not afraid of heaven and earth, but is most afraid of this mantra. Seeing that I want to recite it, he hurriedly said: "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, wait a minute! I have already repented and admitted my mistake, really! If I didn't repent, why would I work so hard to seek healing? What about the law?"

I said to him: "It doesn't matter, I knew you repented a long time ago, and I forgive you. In this way, I will let my disciple chant a spell to kill you, and after you die, I will go to the underworld. Find the ten kings to intercede, bring your soul back, and put it on your body again, how about it?"

Sun Wukong was frightened, and said: "But, but the curse will hurt me to death! It's so painful to be decapitated in this life. Although I come back to life again, if I go through that pain once, wouldn't I have to live under that nightmare for the rest of my life?" ..."

I said angrily: "Okay! You monkey is right! It's so painful to die once, even if you are saved again, it won't be the same feeling as before! Then you knock over the thousand-year-old spiritual tree with a stick, and let its branches and leaves die!" Withered, now come to me to find a way to revive him, the pain of broken bones, the taste of dry branches and leaves, why don't you go to the Naihe Bridge yourself, experience it and come to me for mercy?"

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, has never been robbed by others, and now he stares at me in a daze, at a loss, and stammers after a while: "I..."

I sneered: "You are really unrestrained and unrestrained! My great sage, you have only been born in this world for thousands of years, and the spirit tree has been there since the first judgment of the primordial being. It is the spiritual root of all things in the world and has nourished so many plants and trees." , you were angry and overthrew it for a while, but you did it beautifully? You claim to be the Monkey King, have you ever done a good deed for the common people? You have never, you only think of yourself happy, earning a reputation in heaven and earth .That ginseng fruit tree has never cultivated to become an immortal for tens of millions of years. It only relies on the spiritual energy it has accumulated to nourish the grass and trees in the world, but you pushed him away? Who gave you the qualification?"

How could he, a monkey, understand that although my little green is a stupid tree, it is a good tree with a kind heart.

The Monkey King stood still and looked at me. At first he thought I was joking, until he found out that I was really serious. He froze and stopped talking. He lowered his head and was quietly thinking about something.

He is the most proud character, he never admits his mistakes, no matter what he does, he is justified, and he jokes about the disaster he caused to everyone, but now he is still, standing motionless, as if his own ice abyss, the whole body The blood was completely cold, and a pair of eyes lit up and then darkened, and they never looked up.

After a long time, he suddenly raised his head and looked at me, opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something, but stopped talking, and finally said: "Okay!"

The majestic sound of hello made the leaves of the purple bamboo forest rustle.

He took out the golden cudgel that turned mountains and seas, straightened his waist, his eyes sparkled, and said loudly: "Okay! The Bodhisattva is right, I will bear the responsibility for what I did wrong! It was my fault that I overturned the ginseng fruit tree due to a moment of anger, and now I don’t need the Bodhisattva to do it, I change my life for another life! Just one point, my master was still pressed in front of the oil pan by Zhen Yuanzi, Wanwang Bodhisattva rescue."

After all, he raised the golden cudgel, and all of a sudden, thousands of colorful clouds came into being. It was obvious that he had given up. The golden cudgel that used to subdue dragons and subdue tigers on weekdays was wrapped in a thousand pounds of force, and it hit his head violently.

When he went to the East China Sea to pick up the golden cudgel to stir up the sea, how could he have thought that one day the stick would hit him on the head, causing his head to bleed and his brain to burst?

Seeing that the golden cudgel had already been brought down and there was no turning back, I stopped his stick at the last moment and said, "Forget it, just realize your mistakes and repent."

Sun Wukong was already determined to die, but when he suddenly saw me blocking his golden cudgel, he couldn't react for a while, at first he blinked blankly, but after a while he realized that I was willing to help him and not want him to die In an instant, his eyes lit up, and he almost jumped into the sky. He said happily, "Bodhisattva, you don't want me to die?"

I said: "You are dead, who will send that nagging ghost to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

He obviously didn't react, and he stopped at the place where I wanted him to die. He paused for a while, still in disbelief: "I really don't want my life to pay for it? Oh, Bodhisattva, I think what you said is very reasonable, don't favor me and cause You are making things difficult for yourself..."

Although he said so, he was as happy as a child when he saw that I didn't want him to die, and said: "I will never cause trouble for you again. I was ignorant before. Besides, no one taught me these things when I was young. My old monk can only talk about me, Bodhisattva, I will remember what you say in the future..."

When he asked me to help him, whatever he said was nice, but when he got himself into trouble, why didn't he think about it at all?

Just because of him, a monkey, I can't sleep well for thousands of years.

I agreed to go with him to the five villages of Wanshou Mountain to watch the rescue of ginseng fruit trees. Before leaving, I saw the monkey riding a cloud by itself, far away from my apprentice. I was afraid that my apprentice would treat him like a fool, so I said to Hui An: "If he hides from you again, use my buddhist treasure to kill him."

Sun Wukong is not afraid of anything else, that is, Zhen Yuanzi will not change his expression if he throws him into the oil pan, but his face turns green immediately when he hears the curse, and he leans on Hui'an for a moment. Hui An was lying on top of him like a tree.

Hui An is spoiled and spoiled him, he despises him: "You monkey, stay away from me, my clothes are freshly washed, what should you do if you have lice and fleas on your body!"

Sun Wukong was furious and said, "Can you dislike me?"

Hui An stared at him, looked left and right indifferently, and after looking him up and down, curled his lips and raised his eyebrows, his expression was self-evident—he disliked you, no matter what you said.

Sun Wukong was underestimated by him, wishing to bite his head off, but he didn't dare to be presumptuous in front of me, so he could only grit his teeth and endure it.Because he was standing closer to me, I could hear him snoring beside me, I only clenched my teeth and rolled my eyes to endure Hui An.

My apprentice has a bad temper, and he said beside me: "Master, this monkey is wearing a tiger skin skirt, but it has a tail behind it. What do you think about his tail?"

Does Monkey King wear a tiger skin skirt?I really didn't pay attention!

All I know is that he is wearing a monk's robe that I gave him, and I haven't really paid attention to what he's wearing underneath. I didn't expect him to learn how to wear a skirt like me?

The Monkey King was rolling his eyes at Hui An's anger, when he suddenly found that my master and apprentice were looking at a certain part of him with an indescribably strange expression, and was startled.

I said, "He wears pants under his skirt, so it's not considered a skirt."

Hui An said, "It's you who brought up the bad, that's what you did. Don't deny it."

Sun Wukong might suddenly feel a chill all over his body, he hugged his golden cudgel tightly, and asked me, "Bodhisattva?"

me?"

Monkey King said: "Do you have anything to say to me?"

Hui An said coolly beside him: "It's okay, as long as you like it."

Sun Wukong: "???"

Just talking about the wrong words along the way, we rushed to Wuzhuang Temple in Wanshou Mountain.The Great Immortal Zhenyuan was my acquaintance anyway, when he saw me, he bowed to me and said: "Bodhisattva is here for a visit."

Before I could take a step, the little monk rushed over with tears on his face, saw me, almost burst into tears, and said to me: "Sister Guanyin, it's so scary, they're going to throw me into a frying pan!" !"

I comforted him: "You have been blamed several times, just get used to it."

It’s okay if I don’t say anything, as soon as I said it, he really cried out of anger, stared at me with wide watery eyes, was so angry that I couldn’t speak for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and said: “This time is Oil! It used to be water bubbling, but this time it’s oil bubbling!"

I continued to comfort him: "It's okay, it's okay, you're going to die anyway, it's the same."

His eyes widened in astonishment, and he looked at me as if I wasn't his sister Guanyin. He trembled with anger for a while, shook his hands, and left.

Zhen Yuanzi was born with a celestial spirit, and seeing the little monk walk away with a wave of his hand, he raised his eyebrows and said calmly: "It's not as serious as he said, I even bought him several cups of tea."

I turned my head to look at him, and found that he was smiling at me with pursed lips. I suddenly realized that he knew that Monkey King would ask me to save Xiaolu. The truth of death.Seeing that Sun Wukong was standing aside, he took a step closer and whispered in my ear: "I trapped that annoying golden cicada on a pillar and whipped it several times. Alas, I could have let him be oily!" It was bad luck once, but it's a pity that his apprentice is too powerful to succeed."

After finishing speaking, he restrained the overflowing smile from the corner of his mouth, raised his long eyebrows, and said softly: "I met him at the orchid pot meeting in the past. He once served tea with his own hands. The Buddha respected me. At first, it was fine. It really annoys me to have a discussion with me after a few drinks, and to get into an argument later, it really annoys me, in this world, Jin Chanzi is annoyed to be number two, and no one dares to be number one."

Your public revenge is also very powerful.

Seeing that Sun Wukong was suspicious, he took a step back and regained his indifferent expression. When he walked with me to the backyard, he took the opportunity to whisper next to me: "What a pity, before I want to hit him next time, Let me send you a message to Guanshiyin first, please come and see."

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I'd better not watch it, in case he recognizes me who is watching a good show again, and pulls me to say something, this sister, I have seen in my previous life, will be very scary.

I said to Zhen Yuanzi: "The same king as the world, you should be careful about this, and when he thinks about it in the future, he will bother you again."

Zhen Yuanzi is used to being indifferent to everything, he shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and still smiled indifferently: "So what? His apprentice offended my ancestor, and he will never try to win the fight in his life." me."

After finishing speaking, Piao Ran flicked the sleeves of the white robe, laughed smartly, and walked away with his hands behind his back. After walking far away, he still looked sideways at me, pursed his lips and said with a smile: "Guanyin, you clean up for your monkey son!" After you finish the mess, remember to come to me for tea! I will save the spiritual tea for you, it has been kept for thousands of years!"

Just as he was talking, he suddenly found that Monkey King was looking at him suspiciously, and suddenly changed his face, like a mourning concubine, raised his long sleeves to cover half of his face, and said in a mournful voice: "Pity my ginseng fruit tree!" Yo!" Saying that, he still didn't forget to hide his face and let out a low laugh while the monkey couldn't see him, and then walked away.

... There are so many dramas of the same king as the world.

I can see through it. He offered my Xiaolu just to eat his fruit, and he didn't worry about his safety at all.

I'm starting to seriously consider moving Little Green to the South China Sea.

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