[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

As a Guanyin with three views and integrity, I want to complain about this matter, but there are too many complaints, and I don't know where to start.

I said to Manjusri Puxian: "Look, men in this world may not all like women. It is useless to use this method at all. Think about it, if we tried them hard, they would not be able to find it." If you find out that they don't like women, isn't that a mistake? And since I have already decided on them, even if they are not sincere, it is hard to go half way, can we still replace them?"

After I finished speaking, everyone was quiet for a while, looking at each other in blank dismay, and no one said anything.

After a while, Pu Xian said, "I think what Guan Yin said makes sense."

Manjusri snorted coldly: "What's the use of being reasonable, do you think that Li Shan's mother looks like a reasonable person?"

After a while, Pu Xian said slowly: "Guan Yin, I think this idea can't help you and me escape the sea of ​​suffering."

We used to think that we were the ones to save others from the sea of ​​suffering. We never thought that we would be Gods today. It’s really a good reincarnation.

As I said before, we in the Western Paradise often talk about the equality of men and women. How come there are no goddesses and immortals, but why do I have to be a man pretending to be a woman to deceive believers?

Then I thought about it, it’s normal that there are no women in Xitian—because the skirts we supply here are not good-looking at all, which goddess is willing to become a fairy to come to us in Xitian wearing ugly skirts to save sentient beings, why don’t they all jump to Heavenly Court went to wear fairy dresses.

The only difference between women and men is here. Men feel that they are immortals if they become immortals. Anyway, they are immortals. They look good in any clothes. Our aesthetics are standard immortal aesthetics.

However, we never expected that it is because our aesthetics are too masculine, that even the most powerful goddesses are unwilling to be stationed in the west to do official business, so that we can only use men to pretend to be women when it comes to critical junctures!

I suggested to the Buddha a long time ago that he should change into a better overall attire to attract goddesses and immortals to work, but he didn’t agree. He said that my Buddha’s thoughts must have realms, and we must see clearly that although there are differences in specific material forms of things, But the essence is still the same.Pink skull, people will grow old and ugly sooner or later. If you don't have this awareness and prefer beautiful things, you are not worthy of being a Buddha.

Although his reasoning seems very reasonable, but fart, if you become an ugly monster to preach, who will believe you!It's not the last time to compromise and tidy up your attire.I think the Buddha was too obsessed with theory, which caused us in the west to miss the opportunity.Besides, is it wrong to love beauty?Is not the love of beauty a virtue?It's not judging people by their appearance, it's because they like themselves to be clean and beautiful, isn't that okay?

All in all, because his ideas are too straight, resulting in a shortage of labor in the Western Paradise, I can only make sacrifices to replace those goddesses and immortals who are unwilling to come to the Western Paradise to work, and wear skirts to preach in the world. At this time, he is silent.

The three of us were worrying about pretending to be women. After the old mother of Li Shan settled the villa, she came back to see us and found that we were not practicing how to be women at all, so she said: "Manjusri, Puxian, you You two are bodhisattvas, why don't you know anything about sentient beings. Look at you, even though you have changed into a woman's appearance, put on women's clothes, and don't act or speak like a woman in the slightest, how can this count?"

Manjusri said: "Since I went to the west, I haven't seen a woman for hundreds of years at least. Even if I saw it, I got a god, and I haven't seen half of the women in the world."

Li Shan's old mother pointed at me, and said, "Look at Guan Shiyin, she's so superbly dressed, there's no flaws in it."

I:"……"

Pu Xian said: "Mother Li Shan, I am familiar with that golden cicada at least, no matter how much you explain to me, I won't be able to seduce him even if I die, change someone for me."

Li Shan's old mother: "Forget it, I'll take care of Xuanzang. Apart from the monk Xuanzang, the most difficult thing to see through is Monkey King. Avalokitesvara is the most capable person, so I'll leave him to you."

I:"……"

Might as well let me die.

I save sentient beings, and it is not such a method.

I resisted the urge to scold the street, and said to the old mother of Lishan in a warm tone as much as possible: "The Monkey King is a monkey."

You asked me to pretend to be a woman | seduce him, why don't you just grab a female monkey!

I thought I was already very reasonable, but the old mother of Lishan had a serious face and said to me with confidence: "Guanyin, don't be picky, do things well."

...?

Where am I being picky?

Do you know that you are interracial!

There is no difference between turning a man into a woman to seduce a monkey, and turning a male monkey into a female monkey to seduce a man.

If all of this can be successful, what a great love it would be, and they should stop learning from it, and simply promote species equality and interracial love.

Obviously, Puxian felt that what I said was reasonable, so he spoke for me: "I think Avalokitesvara's point of view is very reasonable."

Who knows, before he had time to be happy, he said: "Why don't you let Guan Yin become a female monkey and try it, it will be more real."

……

I looked at Pu Xian with a smile, and looked at him affectionately: "Then Zhu Bajie is a boar, you can try to become a sow too?"

Puxian: "..."

He stared at me for a long while, and said decisively: "I have no idea, anyway, what Avalokitesvara said is right, I will vote with him."

Manjusri also said: "I also think what Avalokitesvara said is right, and I stand by him too."

The old mother of Lishan looked at us kindly and kindly, looked at our team gently, and said softly after a while: "Okay, we have decided, Avalokitesvara, you pretend to be a woman to be in charge of Monkey King, Puxian, you are in charge of Zhu Bajie, Manjusri, you Responsible for Sha Wujing."

……

Is there any difference between this and before?

Li Shan's old mother said: "I think this is a good sign. Before I came, the Tathagata was afraid that I would be too arbitrary. Now with the proposal of Guanshiyin, we are finally democratic and equal. How wonderful!"

……

Then, she smiled lovingly and looked at us: "Do you have any other suggestions? You can put them all together, let's refer to them together."

Immediately, there was no sound in the surroundings, and there was not even a person who made a sound.

The three of us were frozen when we heard the neighing of a horse outside. Under the pine shade in the middle, a white horse galloped up the mountain like lightning, which made Tang Sanzang on the horse's back hold tightly. Putting the reins on the horse's back carefully, he didn't feel at ease until the horse stopped.

Li Shan's old mother said: "Hurry up, the Tang monk and his disciples are here!"

After finishing speaking, she turned around and transformed into a graceful woman, with hairpins and pink hairpins. Although she was old, she was still beautiful, and she turned around and told us: "You have also changed your appearance, so you don't have to look at the golden-eyed monkey for a while. Get out of the way."

Manjusri asked bitterly, "How?"

Old mother Li Shan pointed at me, and said: "You should change according to Guanshiyin, you can only become prettier than him, and you are not allowed to be uglier than him. If you want to look like crescent eyebrows, white teeth, and pink face, you'd better wear that enchanting look." Slender clothes, when walking, I will walk in small steps like a mortal woman, will I twist my waist? You need a graceful and charming figure, comparable to Chuwa's beauty and Xizi's delicacy. "

She said a lot, Manjusri still looked at her, and asked more blankly: "So, how to change?"

……

Why would you say such complicated stuff to a few straight guys who haven't seen a woman in hundreds of years?

Li Shan's old mother despaired of his ability to understand, and simply said: "Oh, make it look better, probably like Guanyin."

Manjusri and Puxian suddenly realized that they both changed their appearances, among other things, although they looked like beautiful girls, they stood there with their heads up, looking a bit like a girl possessed by a monk.

Li Shan's old mother sighed: "That's all, you guys stay behind, I'll entertain them. No one is allowed to come out without me calling you!"

After all, he turned around and hurried away.

Puxian changed into a girl, stared at himself in the mirror in amazement, looked at himself for a while and said, "Guanyin, I think it's dangerous to go on like this."

I was at a loss: "...huh?"

Puxian patted his sleeves, stretched out his hand to lift his skirt, looked at it again and again, and said, "I made myself too good-looking, I'm afraid that I will fall in love with myself in a while."

……

After a while, he changed his appearance again, just now he was a delicate beauty, with watery eyes, shawl-shaved hair, so beautiful; now he changed into a enchanting beauty, with autumn water in his eyes and a peach blossom face, playing It's not over.

After a while, he said to me: "I probably opened some strange door, alas."

……

Seeing that he was going to change again, I quickly grabbed his sleeve, pulled him to sit down and said, "Okay, okay, don't play around anymore, you will be seen through by that monkey in a while. You know, back then He was imprisoned in the alchemy furnace by the Supreme Lord for seventy-seven forty-nine days, his eyes are so sharp, even if it is your illusion, it may not be impossible to see it."

The three of us sat down together, and had nothing to say, and looked at each other, all speechless.

After a while, Manjusri suddenly said: "Speaking of which, Guanshiyin, your disciple Hui An, must be leaving now, right?"

I was taken aback for a moment, I wanted to cover it up, but then I heard him say: "I heard that Li Tianwang intends to let his second son return to vulgarity, how is the negotiation with you Guanshiyin going?"

I have never heard of this related information, so I can only say: "I don't know half of what you said, please let me know."

Manjusri said: "Then Li Jing has three sons, all of whom have taken refuge in Buddhism, and he has no one to support him in the heavenly court. Although the third son, Nezha, is working under him now, there is a rift between father and son after all, and the barrier is difficult to overcome. I want Hui An to learn spells under your disciples, and then return to Xitian to serve as an errand, killing two birds with one stone! However, Hui An has been by your side for a long time, and there is no one to support him in the heavenly court. Naturally, he needs to get married first to stabilize his position. Picked a few, why, you don’t know anything about Guanyin?"

I said: "It's not unknown. After all, his eldest son is the guardian of the Buddha. It's so easy to want the eldest son to go back, so only Hui An is left. When he sent Hui An back then, he said that Hui An should not participate in any disputes. I I expected this day to come sooner or later, but if he didn't say anything, I could only pretend to be deaf and dumb, as if I didn't know."

Unlike Eldest Brother Hui An, he just makes a living by my side, sweeping the floor with a broom every day, and there is nothing for him to do.According to the description of the Buddha back then, he let me treat Hui An as a person with a mixed degree in heaven. I raised him for his father, and sooner or later he would have to go back to work as an errand.

He Hui An was born in such a noble family, he followed me only as a walker.The name Xingzhe is very embarrassing, because like Sun Wukong, he is also a Xingzhe, and when he sees people, he calls himself "Sun Xingzhe". He may not even have seen any Buddhist scriptures.

If Hui An went back with his father, he would be able to lead thousands of troops in the Heavenly Court in the future, how majestic he would be.

But he, Li Tianwang, had planned his son's life well, but had he ever asked him what he really wanted to do?Does he want to be a free and unrestrained fairy in the world, or does he want to go to the court to accompany the king like a tiger, or sweep the leaves of the purple bamboo forest in my South China Sea for a lifetime?

Manjusri said: "Your Avalokitesvara is too easy to talk, so what does Li Jing think of us in the west, come and go when you call it? Since his son has entered Buddhism, don't want him to return to the world! If it is me, I must first let him go." He abandoned his own cultivation, and then went back to work for his father."

Puxian was still obsessed with looking in the mirror. Seeing the two of us talking, he also interrupted: "The Tathagata said, this is a diplomatic issue, and it is very tricky. Anyway, I can't interrupt this matter, but if one day Guanyin, you and Li The King of Heaven is quarreling and needs help, so I will take all of Mount Emei to support you."

When he said that, I was so moved that I almost cried.

Sure enough, when people put on women's clothes and pretend to be women, they will be much kinder!

As we were talking, we suddenly heard a quarrel in the outhouse, and only heard that; the old mother of Lishan, who was pretending to be a widow, said: "My family has a hundred acres of fertile land, and there are fruit trees in the mountains. There is too much rice to eat at home. I can't wear it." The finished silk and brocade, I invite you to come, and I don’t want you to work hard, how can I wrong you?"

Pu Xian looked outside, then turned to me and asked, "What are you talking about?"

I said: "She pretended to be a beautiful widow, said that our family has money and food, and asked those who learned Buddhist scriptures if they would like to hire a family to live here."

Manjusri, who was rather extreme, said: "I thought about the intention of the old mother of Lishan, if his master and apprentice also encountered such good things such as beautiful scenery on a good day and beauties in a good field in a few days, they would be left in our hearts." Even if he had the heart, he wouldn’t dare. Once he met a beautiful girl, he would have to secretly think: ‘Could it be the Bodhisattva who changed again?’ Even if he had an idea, he was frightened and softened.”

Pu Xian was more gentle, he poked his head and took a look, said: "I thought that Li Shan's old mother was just being a fairy for a long time and it was too boring, she had nothing to do to tease them."

Both of them are going in the wrong direction. Like me, I am sure that she is for political purposes and for meritorious service.

Puxian looked at it by himself and felt embarrassed, so he asked me: "Guanyin, do you want to see it?"

I said, "I don't want to read it. The four masters and apprentices are familiar with me. I'm afraid of being exposed. Just tell me what you see."

Pu Xian said: "I've never seen that talkative Jin Chanzi get frightened by anyone, but now when Li Shan's old mother says she wants to marry him, you can see how frightened he is."

I originally wanted to see the horror of that golden cicada being frightened by someone, but before I could stand up, I felt a sudden chill all over my body, as if I had fallen into the abyss of the underworld, and my spine was touched by the dead ghost, my whole body Everyone froze for an instant, and I only heard Xuanzang whispering in my ear: "It's not good, Sister Guanyin, we are staying here, this grandma wants to recruit us into marriage!"

……

You also want to tell me this?What do you think of me, go and save you from being recruited!

I gave you this spell to ask you to call for help in times of crisis, not to broadcast the situation live to me every now and then!

No, after this matter is over, I have to talk to the Tathagata, either let me take care of the Monkey King, or let me take care of the little monk, if you take care of both, just kill me!

Li Shan's old mother said: "You monks, how do you know the benefits of ordinary people. There are new clothes in spring, green yarn and new lotus in summer, full moon glutinous wine in autumn, and warm pavilions in winter. Hot brew, sleeping on the soft bed and hot kang every day, isn’t it much better than you living in the wind, sleeping in the open, walking and working hard as ascetic monks?”

The little monk was most afraid of being robbed of his confession. At this moment, he was facing an old mother and a benefactor who entertained them. It was hard to say that she was not good, and he was wronged and wanted to defend himself, so he said in a low voice: "Although, although it is not so good, But if you are happy in your heart, you will be consummated. What's more, if you become a monk to seek the Buddha, you will avoid gossip, and you will avoid getting old and stinky..."

Speaking of this, I suddenly felt that I had said it, and hurriedly said: "No, that's not what I meant, grandma, don't be angry with me!"

Then, he pulled Sun Wukong's tiger skin skirt aggrievedly, and said in a low voice: "They want to recruit, or else, Wukong, you can stay."

Sun Wukong said: "I promised Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea to send you to the West Paradise. Am I the kind of ungrateful person? Unless he comes in person and says that Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea will not guarantee you to go to the West Paradise, I can leave. "

I listened with Puxian Manjusri and the others, very ashamed, thinking that Sun Wukong wanted to repay his kindness wholeheartedly, but we came to test him, it is really shameful.

Sun Wukong said again: "Bajie can't wait for it? Or, just you stay? Huh?"

That Zhu Bajie was obviously moved, but he didn't dare to say it in front of his master and senior brothers, so he muttered in a low voice: "You guys know how to tease me. I have never met those sisters, so why are you talking about marriage?" gone?"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong burst into a burst of laughter, and hugged his stick before standing still: "Master, this Zhu Bajie doesn't dislike his ugliness, and he is afraid that his girl will be unlucky!"

Zhu Bajie was robbed by him, and he said angrily: "Who said it, who said it? I don't mean that! I am devoted to Buddha..."

The old mother of Lishan shouted to the room: "Really, love, love, come out to meet the guests!"

When she yelled, our hairs stood on end.

What the hell are these names!

Manjusri suddenly said: "I see, she's not playing tricks on those monks, nor is she just being idle, she's here to see the three of us play, it's a pity that the ground can't be hidden, otherwise she'll be—"

Li Shan's old mother urged outside again: "Why are you still embarrassed? Come out and meet the guests!"

Puxian said: "Oh, if I reveal my secrets this time, I won't be a Bodhisattva anymore, I might as well just return to the vulgar."

I said, "Why do you two care so much? Look at me, I've been wearing women's clothing for a long time, and I'm used to it."

The three of us went out together, none of us raised our heads, we just stood with our heads drooped, waiting for the old mother of Lishan to speak.

Sun Wukong probably didn't recognize anyone, he just wanted to tease Zhu Bajie, and deliberately said: "Oh, the sisters don't look up, how do you know if it looks good? If it doesn't look good, I'm afraid this idiot will still hate it?"

Li Shan's old mother sneered: "Why, you still despise my daughter?"

Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "Don't dare, dare not, really dare not! The sisters are all immortals, they are so beautiful!"

As soon as he said that the gods descended to earth, the three of us were shocked all over the place.

Puxian said: "Let's make an appointment first, who is Zhenzhen, who is Aiai, and who is Lianlian?"

Manjusri said: "Fuck his true love Ai Lian Lian, what a ghost name, anyway, I don't want it."

We stood in front of several monks in embarrassment for a long time before the old mother of Lishan said: "Okay, you guys go back quickly, lest they still look down on me!"

Relieved, we turned around and left, but before we had taken two steps, the little monk suddenly called out in surprise: "Wait a minute, wait a moment..."

As he spoke, he happily chased after me, grabbed me, and said joyfully, "I've seen this sister before!"

At that moment, I was like falling into an ice abyss. If there was a crack in the ground, I would just slip in and never come out.

Sun Wukong was behind him, holding a stick and grinning: "Tell me, this monk says that he is not lecherous every day, and when he sees a beautiful girl, he says that he has met her in his previous life, and he is very smart."

When Xuanzang heard him say that he was lustful, he was so anxious that he broke down in sweat. He argued, "I was just afraid that I might miss it. I watched it for a long time. I have seen this sister before. I know you, but you still know her." me?"

I:……

God knows how you figured it out.

In order to avoid that Sun Wukong would recognize him, we deliberately made it impossible to see his real body with his piercing eyes. You are a little monk with a mortal body, how can you recognize me every time!

I really offended you in the last life, and I can't escape in this life.

God knows how much the little monk hates me. He has reincarnated and died again and again in the tenth life, and he can recognize me even when I have taken shape.

I faked my voice and said, "Little master must have made a mistake. When a person dies, nothing happens. How can we remember what happened in the previous life?"

The little monk happily pulled my sleeve, looked up with a fair face, and said with a smile: "I am very happy to see you, and I will definitely not admit my mistake! As soon as I see you, I really want to recite it to you." The scriptures are also strange, although I know that you must bother me, but I always want to discuss the Dharma with you, sister, do you understand the scriptures?"

...Jin Chanzi, you really hate me enough!I couldn't finish memorizing the scriptures in my previous life, but I will be bored to death in this life as a human being!

Sun Wukong held the stick with a smirk on his face, and said to his two juniors: "You don't know, our master just picks the most beautiful one to fool me. When he saw Guanyin of the South China Sea before, he insisted on pulling his sleeves and calling him I've seen him in my previous life!"

After he finished speaking, the three of them laughed together. When they laughed, the cold sweat of us gods poured down.

This is terrible.

Although Quan Xitian knew that Jin Chanzi and I had old grievances, I didn't expect his grievances to be so severe.

Li Shan's old mother said: "Oh? You must have taken a fancy to my youngest daughter. Do you want to stay and be my youngest son-in-law?"

Xuanzang was taken aback, hurriedly waved his hands, and said cautiously: "No, no, I only see that this sister has a connection with Buddhism, and I miss a few scriptures..."

I knew it.

Only Jin Chanzi has one obsession in his life: I have never quarreled with me before, and I am not reconciled to death no matter how many times.

I was in embarrassment, but unexpectedly someone added fuel to the flames. Manjusri was standing beside me, and suddenly said, "Oh? You know my sister, did you recognize me in the previous life?"

……

You are still making trouble!

Hearing what he said, the little monk came to look at him very seriously, opened his eyes wide and looked left and right, then shook his head blankly and said, "I have never seen this sister before. This sister is the only one, and I can't be wrong. , I've seen it before..."

Li Shan's old mother said: "Since there is such a destiny, how about you marrying my daughter?"

The little monk was frightened, and quickly shook his head and said: "No, no, I'm going to learn scriptures. If this sister is willing, it is also possible to go with me. You must have the fate of Buddha. Maybe you will arrive at Daleiyin Temple. It's your merit."

……

You are so annoying to me that my heart is very urgent!

Li Shan's old mother sneered: "You have a good idea. I am willing to let you, a monk, marry my daughter. I want to recruit you in. Why, are you still so greedy and want to take my daughter away?"

Xuanzang was robbed by her, and he was anxious: "I am a monk, and a monk does not return to the vulgar..."

As he said that, he pulled Sun Wukong's sleeve and said, "Tell them quickly that we are monks from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and we are going to learn Buddhist scriptures."

Sun Wukong deliberately laughed at him and said: "Since that is the case, why do you insist on saying that you have met that beauty in your previous life? You climbed into her house and said you would not marry her. How can you do that?"

The little monk blinked blankly, and said aggrievedly: "But I have seen it. If I have seen it, I have seen it. If I have not seen it, I have not seen it. Monks don't lie."

He is a dead man, and no matter how others explain it to him, he can't explain it clearly.

Li Shan's old mother said: "You little monk, it's so unreasonable, obviously you pulled my daughter's sleeve, insisted on talking about the predestined relationship in the previous life, said that you want to marry her, but you refuse, that's enough!"

After finishing speaking, he knocked off Xuanzang's hand holding my sleeve, and said angrily, "If that's the case, you should stay here!"

With that said, he led the three of us into the house.

When we went back, Pu Xian asked me in a low voice, "Guan Shi Yin, why did he still remember what you argued with that golden cicada in your last life?"

I said: "How do I remember! I was talking to myself on the road, and he started talking to me when he heard it. I have long forgotten what I was talking about, and I just remember him standing on the lotus platform with Amitabha."

Manjusri said: "It seems that the topic of our quarrel was not impressive enough. He didn't remember the last time I quarreled with him about why men don't have children."

……

You stay in Xitian every day, and you are very free.

As soon as we walked to the backyard, we saw the white dragon horse tied behind. Pu Xian asked me, "Is this the little prince of the Dragon King's family of the West Sea?"

I said, "Yes. Now Tang Seng has his legs done. Be careful what you say, he can understand you."

I saw that little white dragon's eyes widened in astonishment, tilted his head to look at me, then at Manjusri Puxian, and was startled to give us a few prostrations, but Manjusri was idle, and with a wave of his hand, he sealed it off. bit the little white dragon's mouth, and said with a smile: "I've offended you, little prince."

We were talking in the backyard, but Monkey King suddenly came out holding his stick.He and the golden cudgel really have a deep relationship, they are often held in their arms wherever they go, and they are carefully placed in their ears when they are not in use, and they stay on the body all day like their own children.

He taught behind him: "Pity girl, just wait!"

As soon as he called, Pu Xian said: "I said, we should assign that name, now it's good, who knows who is who."

Manjusri said: "It doesn't matter who he is, it's not me anyway, just let him call and call, and I won't be able to hear him."

Seeing that none of us paid attention to him, Monkey King rushed forward, grabbed me and said, "Girl, I have something to tell you."

Manjusri and Puxian obviously didn't want to have anything to do with the monkey, seeing him looking for me, they hurried to go.

Sun Wukong said seriously: "Girl, you must not misunderstand me. My master is definitely not a frivolous person. He said he met you before, so he obviously mistook you from others. What's more, he only wants to popularize Buddhist scriptures. It's a joke, but he is a deadhead, so I apologize for him first."

I said: "Don't be angry, elders don't have to be polite, my family is also a person who worships the Buddha, and the little elder can understand what he means."

Sun Wukong bowed to me, and said respectfully: "Actually, to tell you the truth, he is not good at this. He often admits the wrong person. When he saw the statue of Avalokitesvara in the South China Sea before, he would often point and say that he had met an old person. He then It's such a muddled temperament, please don't take it to heart, girl."

At this time, Zhu Bajie suddenly ran out of the house and said: "Senior brother, senior brother, you and I have a long-term plan on this matter."

Sun Wukong said: "We are just staying for a night, so there is no long-term plan. You don't want to stay at someone's house and be a son-in-law!"

Zhu Bajie said: "You know how to laugh at me. How dare you say that you have no such intentions? You don't have any intentions, why stop other girls by yourself!"

Sun Wukong was so angry with him, he looked at me and then at him, obviously thinking whether to hit him in front of me, but it was okay if he didn't look at him, he was startled when he looked at me , Suddenly found that I was looking at him.

Then, I saw him startled, jumped a step away as if startled, stared at me with wide eyes, looked me up and down with monkey eyes, quickly glanced at my skirt, rubbed his eyes and then Look at me, stretch out a hand extremely weakly, pointing at me tremblingly: "You..."

???

What does this mean?

This monkey can't possibly recognize me!

Even Tathagata might not be able to recognize this change in my body at a glance, how could he recognize it?

I looked at myself up and down, and there was no flaw in my body. What does this monkey mean?

He looks at me, I look at him, Zhu Bajie looks at me, he looks at Zhu Bajie.

Sun Wukong pointed at me weakly: "You..."

Zhu Bajie said sourly: "Oh, well, now I'm entangled with other girls again!"

Sun Wukong said: "I will give you time to count to three, and immediately get out of my sight! Three! Two!"

Zhu Bajie was startled, and ran away in a hurry, while running, he said: "If you didn't make up your mind, why did you drag other girls to whisper! I don't know what I'm going to do! Ha, I'll tell you Master go!"

Sun Wukong was as afraid of tigers and wolves as he hugged his stick tremblingly, and pointed at me tremblingly with a hand:

"you you you--"

I suddenly had an ominous premonition.