[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Sometimes getting along with this monkey grandson is really frustrating. I would help him if he was not bad at all, but he just wanted to. What can I say?Or not, I still want to help him, I just scold him secretly in my heart.

The dragon girl and Shancai were waiting for me to expose him and make him look bad. The two of them stared at me eagerly, looking like they were enjoying the show.

I looked at Monkey King's swearing face, and felt that Monkey King's self-esteem couldn't bear it if he was exposed. After a while, I had no choice but to say to Dragon Girl: "I didn't see that Sun Wukong escorted Mr. White Fox back." Is it? Hurry up and take it and take it to the female fox."

I said to Sun Wukong: "You brought this fox back in time. His idiot mother has been looking for him for more than ten days. This little brat has a big heart. He knows that his mother is looking for him. I'm quite happy."

When Sun Wukong heard this, he drooped his head nervously, raised his eyes and glanced at me from time to time, scratching the back of his right hand with his left hand, feeling uncomfortable.

Ever since he proclaimed himself the Monkey King and made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, this monkey has never been afraid of anyone, and he has never been short of breath in front of anyone, but now, he is standing in front of me cautiously, not daring to speak loudly , stammering: "What the Bodhisattva said is that this little fox is too playful."

I said to Sun Wukong: "Fortunately, you came in time. That mother fox lost her own son and was looking for him madly, making Nanhai a mess. You also know how anxious a woman is when she loses her child. Now she If I see that you have sent the child back, I must recognize you as a great benefactor, just wait, I will call the white vixen to thank you in person."

After finishing speaking, I hypocritically said to the Dragon Girl: "Laugh, why are you laughing! Is that mother fox still in the back mountain? Tell her to come here quickly, her silly son is found!"

Before I finished speaking, Sun Wukong tugged on my sleeve and hurriedly said: "Bodhisattva, wait a minute, Bodhisattva, please listen to my old grandson!"

He was about to say something, but he held back suddenly, his monkey face flushed red, and he stared at me with wide eyes, after a long while, he suddenly said like a ball deflated: "Let me tell you the truth! This fox bastard is not real, it's... I just caught one from the mountains!"

He said dejectedly: "Thinking about that day, I was in the South China Sea in a hurry to find Hui'an Walker. I didn't know where I left the little fox, so I lost it. I thought the South China Sea was a peaceful place. Even if he lost Where can I throw it? At that time, I didn’t think about how to find him in a hurry, but when I came to look for him later, I couldn’t even find his shadow, so I knew that I had caused a big disaster.”

Sun Wukong lowered his head, glanced at me secretly, and said: "I have wanted to apologize to the Bodhisattva several times these days, but you also know that my old grandson has such a stubborn temper, and he has never admitted that he has done anything wrong in his life. After such a thing happened, I couldn’t lower my head to apologize, so I delayed the matter. Now my master is really in trouble, and I have no choice but to come to help the Bodhisattva, but I feel uneasy because I owe the Bodhisattva before, so I have no other choice. , That's why I came up with this silly trick, using a fake fox to lie to you!"

After a while, he admitted his mistake and waited for me to say something. Seeing that I didn't speak, he looked at me secretly again, and suddenly said confidently: "But I didn't come up with this bad move, it was my junior brother who tricked me! If it wasn't for him, how could I have done such a shameful thing today!"

He was wrong when he talked about himself, and he didn't dare to speak out loudly, but when he talked about his junior brother, he was right again.

I can only say: "...Yes, yes, everything is the fault of others, not your Monkey King Monkey King, is that what you mean?"

Sun Wukong accompanied the smiling face, drooped his head, and scratched the back of his hand anxiously: "This matter is indeed the fault of the old grandson. You have a lot of Bodhisattvas, please forgive me."

I said: "Sun Wukong, do you know how much disaster you have caused! The white fox boy stole the elixir of the Taishang Laojun in my South China Sea while you were gone, drank the fine nectar of the Queen Mother of the West, and returned my Half of the petals in the lotus pond were torn off and covered his face. Since then, he has changed in a thousand ways, and no one can recognize him. This little fox is so smart at a young age, but it is a pity that his intentions are not right. When he grows up, he will definitely provoke others. The big disaster, maybe it can cause more trouble than you!"

Sun Wukong was dejected, knocked on his own stone head and said: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault. One day I won't protect Tang Monk from going to the west to learn scriptures, and if I don't do other things, the world will be full of troubles." If you look for that brat, you must give the Bodhisattva an explanation!"

I said: "Forget it, it's because he was destined to have this opportunity. It's hard to say whether it will be a blessing or a curse in the future. Now that you are looking for me again, is something wrong with your master?"

He said: "Didn't he be caught by that tiger spirit and taken to the Yellow Wind Cave! That tiger has no skills, but his king has a baby who can blow air!"

Sun Wu gasped and said: "It's really weird. I used to walk in the mountains and fields, and I have never seen monsters so enthusiastic about cannibalism. Even if they are enthusiastic about cannibalism, they have never worked so hard to offend others. Powerful monsters also want to catch passers-by who walk on the road. The world has really changed. When we were monsters, we were never as disorganized as they are now. Monsters and monsters still respect each other. Now this monster It’s really not as good as one session, during the 500 years when the old grandson was away, all the monsters outside have learned badly and messed up! It’s really a decline in the world!”

While we were talking, I suddenly felt a chill all over my body, like falling into an ice abyss, as if the world had suddenly turned into a cold winter, and I shivered all over.

However, I turned around and saw that Longnv, Shancai, and Sun Wukong were all standing beside me. There was no cold wind blowing on me, and there was no sudden change in the weather. I was the only one who was unlucky.

Before I had time to ask Sun Wukong what was going on, a low sobbing sound suddenly sounded in my ear, as if a person was crying mournfully, while crying, he muttered softly: "Sister Guanyin, come and save me!" !"

I looked around blankly, but no one spoke. After a while, I had to ask Monkey King: "Did you hear someone talking just now?"

Sun Wukong stared blankly and said, "I am the only one talking, and no one else is talking."

I looked at Longnu Shancai again, and the two of them shook their heads together, obviously no one heard the cry for help.

After a while, the voice choked up again and said, "It's over, it's over, even sister Guanyin can't come to save me, I'm really doomed this time."

Wait a minute, why does this voice sound so familiar...

Isn't this the master of Sun Wukong's family!

The little monk seemed to be talking to himself, and I only heard him choked up in a low voice: "It's all because my two apprentices are ignorant, and they wanted to chase after that monster to fight. It's good now, and I was caught by the monster. I don’t respond every day, the earth is not working, I’m alone here, I’m about to eat those monsters, how can I go to the West to learn scriptures..."

...You little monk, you are also very good at nagging when you are alone.

I knew everything about things in the world, east, west, north, south, and if I accidentally opened the gate, all the incense burners in the world would be chattering in my ears, but the voice was not loud, but the voice of the little monk was simply deafening. Can't hear anything.

After a while, I heard him mutter again: "But I promised that Guanyin sister will go to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven to obtain scriptures..."

I remember that during the meeting two days ago, the Tathagata once had a whim, saying that the little monk had many hardships on the way to learn scriptures in the west, and he was caught by some monster if he couldn't keep it. If his apprentice died before he could ask for help, what should he do? ?This has been tossing for a whole ninth life, and the tenth life should have been successful. If you don't watch it, you will die with a click, how embarrassing.

When he said this to himself, neither of us spoke, because although I made the outline of the 81 difficulty, in the final analysis, he arranged it himself. If the difficulty he arranged was too difficult, Tang Seng would be killed Yes, but it's not anyone else's fault either.

But he is the boss after all, and we dare not say anything wrong with him, so whenever he mentioned something related to the specific situation, we mostly lowered our heads and waited for the matter to pass by itself. Anyway, he would forget it after a while.

Who knew that the Tathagata was serious about life and death that day, and told us that we should give him a spell so that he can ask all kinds of gods for help when he is in danger, so that everyone knows that he is in trouble, and anyone who is on the way can save him.

I made an objection at the time, thinking that Tang Seng’s acquisition of scriptures was such a big deal that the tossing Kyushu and the six circles knew about it. It seemed that our Xitian was too useless and embarrassing.

So the Buddha suddenly realized: "That's good, that's good, the family ugliness can't be publicized, we can solve this matter internally."

Looking at his expression at the time, I thought he was thinking about finding a professional operator to solve the problem, and when Tang Monk was in trouble, he immediately notified all the gods and Buddhas, so that everyone who was close could come to rescue him.

Who knew that after the ability was given to Xuanzang, he even consciously connected directly to me. After Tang Seng was arrested, I had to listen to "Sister Guanyin, come and save me" and "Sister Guanyin, I am going to die." "Sister Guanyin, where are you" and other words are really annoying.

When he was not Xuanzang, I listened to him nagging all day long in the Western Paradise. Now that I have finally reached the lower realms and become a human being, I still have to listen to him nagging. This relationship will never end.

I said to Sun Wukong: "Your master has been arrested, you should find a way to rescue him, why are you coming to me?"

Sun Wukong said: "The monster has a treasure that can blow strong winds. The wind and sand blown the old sun's eyes sorely. I practiced in the alchemy furnace of the Taishang Laojun for 49 days. My eyes were smoked by the fire. I am most afraid of the wind, so I can't beat the monster. I heard from the monster that he is not afraid of the gods and Buddhas in the sky, but he is afraid of a Lingji Bodhisattva, so I want to find a Lingji Bodhisattva for help, but I have been looking for a long time. But I didn't know where to find him, so I had to come to Bodhisattva and ask for directions."

I said, "Lingji lives not far away, but he's been sleeping for about 1000 out of 900 years. If you wake him up, he won't be happy."

I used to know that I was not the real Avalokitesvara, I was a fake Avalokitesvara wearing the skin of Avalokitesvara after time travel, sometimes I thought, I can’t be the only one who is fake, right?

How many of the colleagues in the sky full of gods and Buddhas are real and how many are fake?Maybe there are a few of them, like me, who also traveled through time, but I saw that everyone was doing things in a serious manner, and I had to suspect that I was the only unlucky one, until one day, I met this Lingji.

Most of the others are similar to the legends, except that he has a wrong style of painting. He sleeps all day long, sleeps when preaching scriptures, sleeps while listening to scriptures, and falls asleep even halfway through walking.They don't go to preach every day, and there are so many believers, which is really a very strange thing.

I suspect that those who admire him are mostly people who love to sleep, and they want to sleep all day like him.

I was afraid that Sun Wukong had gone, and I couldn't wake him up, so I had to take Sun Wukong with me to the Little Sumeru Mountain where he lived.When I got to the door, I asked the little Taoist at the door: "What is Linggui doing?"

The little Taoist recognized me, and immediately bowed to me, saying, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, our Bodhisattva is teaching scriptures and Taoism."

As soon as he said that, I knew that this guy must be sleeping at home again, so Sun Wukong and I kicked open the door all the way to break into his door, picked him up from the bed, and asked, "Then the Tathagata will marry the Yellow Wind Monster with you?" Jurisdiction, why is he killing and committing crimes on the mountain again, and kidnapped Tang Seng?"

Lingji was in a hazy sleep, opened his eyes in a daze, looked at me blankly, asked for a while, "Sister Guanyin, why are you here?" After a while, asked again: "Who is Tang Monk? It seems very important look."

The whole Xitian knows that I am not a sister, except this Lingji.

This made me even more suspicious that he was a fake.

Me: "...that's Xuanzang."

He blinked his eyes, and was even more at a loss: "Who is Xuanzang?"

Me: "...it's Jin Chanzi."

Only then did he suddenly realize: "Oh! That chatter!"

……

I thought about it, probably Jin Chanzi hadn't been kicked out when he fell asleep, he slept for too long and missed too many things.

Sun Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, my master was captured by that monster, and his life and death are uncertain."

Lingji tilted his head in a daze, and although he couldn't wake up, he looked confident, and said, "It's easy to say, easy to say, the Tathagata gave me a fixed wind bead, and I also have a flying dragon staff, I will take this now." The monster has descended for you."

As he spoke, he got up from the bed, stumbled around the room, opened the cabinet and rummaged around, barely opened a pair of sleepy eyes, stretched out his hand to dig into the cabinet in a daze, touched for a while, and suddenly his eyes widened. I woke up for a moment, my whole body trembled, and I suddenly turned back to look at us.

We stared at him with big eyes and small eyes, and the two were silent.

Lingji shuddered all over, and stammered, "It's broken, this monk Tang probably won't be able to save him for a while."

Sun Wukong said anxiously: "Bodhisattva, this is not a joke!"

Lingji anxiously grabbed his bald head, stamped his feet and walked up and down the room, muttering in a low voice with aggrieved voice:

"But my Wind Bead and Flying Dragon Staff are gone."

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Note: Taoists here are not the same as Taoists.