Is there anything more terrifying than coming to heaven to have a small meeting with the Jade Emperor?
...Bring a little monster to have a small meeting with the Jade Emperor.
The baby from the village, Honghaier, was shocked when he went up to the sky. If I hadn’t been holding his collar from the beginning to the end, he would have almost rushed from the Nantianmen to the Tushita Palace, and he would come to me directly in the 33rd day of Lihentian. It's disco.
The red boy was carried by the collar by me, and he was directly treated as a meat ball, and he was carried into the palace just like that.
If I hadn't caught Yan Shi, I suspect that he would have betrayed him, saying "everything in the sky is beautiful", "there is nothing in the western sky", "the little sisters in the sky are also beautiful", "everything in the sky is delicious" is simply naked|naked of a traitor.
Sure enough, accepting an apprentice still has to consider the vision, this kind of brat from the countryside, tsk.
When I walked in for 33 days, the Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, looked at the three apprentices I had brought, and said in surprise, "Why did you bring so many people here? This matter should not be publicized, and let them wait outside."
I thought to myself that you have given me a grand banquet, and I haven't brought a few more trustworthy ones.
But I do regret it now. Although Honghaier can fight, he can fight more than Shancai. To be honest, although he is young, he is very capable. One person is worth ten Shancai, which should be a bonus in terms of strength. Yes, but with his current attitude of preparing to betray, I don't think this little bastard can be trusted at all.
I said, "They are all trustworthy people, so how can they promote it or not?"
The Jade Emperor looked at the red boy who was being carried by me. The boy was born in the face and did not look like a reliable breed, so he asked, "What about this one? Are you leading this one?"
I said: "He is just a child under three hundred years old, what can he do? You are a majestic 33-day Jade Emperor, are you afraid that he will not succeed?"
I know that when they talk in the east, they like to go around and make endless hints, making one side think that the other side understands, and the other side thinks they understand, but both sides are just talking nonsense. This embarrassing situation .
The Jade Emperor saw that I insisted on this, and Tathagata pretended to be deaf and dumb, so he had no choice but to say: "In this case, I will say it directly. Then Sun Wukong will cause a catastrophe one day sooner or later. You are talking about great mercy every day, right? After a while?"
"You have become a good person. This monkey is too demonic. If you can't subdue it, you will come to the Western Heaven to enshrine the Buddha, but you will come to me for 33 days to mess around. Wouldn't it be impossible for anyone to do anything to him? He is still inexperienced now. When one day it becomes a major trend, wouldn't it be like a flood coming?"
I said: "Even if this monkey has a bad temper, and the torrential flood really can't be compared to your Jade Emperor, who has a thousand-mile embankment and a high city wall. Could it be that there are ant nests on your embankment?"
The Jade Emperor said indifferently: "Don't play tricks with me, I will tell you straight: I will never watch a monkey who intends to disturb the order of the gods become one of you and me. The ability to reverse his nature, now it seems, is not there at all. Don’t forget, I also gave him a high position in exchange for stability before, but this monkey has big ambitions, you and I suppress him for another 500 years, and he will cultivate in the future Consummation, how to retaliate against us is unknown!"
Tathagata probably made up his mind not to speak. He sat meditating with his eyes closed, Amitabha. It was obvious that he was irresponsible for directly pushing the matter to me this time.
I said helplessly: "Let's talk about it, half of the monkey scriptures have been gone. You also know that this scripture must be obtained. Now everyone in Kyushu, six realms, three islands and all seas knows that he has saved the scriptures. You said no, did you stop it all of a sudden? You must know that we have been planning for this Buddhist scriptures for many years, and it is difficult for us to handle it if you make such a fuss."
The Jade Emperor looked at me leisurely for a while and said, "What's wrong?"
"The journey of learning from the left and right is about to be finished, right?"
He walked down from the golden throne leisurely, his robe brushed against the jade-paved ground, obviously he had a plan in mind, and said with a sneer, "Is it good that he has a relationship with the Buddhist scriptures? How did I hear that the monk also expelled him?" How many times? Since that's the case, no one in this world values him, no one cares about him, so what difference does it make if he is alive or dead? You just want an explanation, it's easy to say."
The smile on the Jade Emperor's face became colder and colder, and his eyes almost shone coldly: "Just replace it with an identical fake."
I was surprised: "What is... what is fake, what is fake?"
The Jade Emperor said: "Don't ask me. I just want to ask you, does this monkey, who has been running around and causing disasters, still have a bosom friend, a life-and-death friend?"
I thought to myself that this guy has been suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and there is no one to see him, so where is there any close friend.
I said, "No."
The Jade Emperor said again: "Does he have believers who are willing to go through fire and water for him, regardless of life or death?"
I thought to myself that this guy wants him to die quite a lot, but not many want him to live.
I can only say again: "No."
The Jade Emperor took a step closer and continued to ask: "Then if we replace him with a more docile monkey that looks similar to him, will anyone be able to distinguish the authenticity from the fake one, and will be able to recognize it at a glance?"
When he said this, I felt that Monkey King was very pitiful.
Tuo Tiantuodi came to the world alone, without parents or relatives, with a brain made of stone and a heart long of human flesh. The Bodhi ancestor who taught him the skills knew that he was going to cause trouble, so he dared not recognize him at all; the master who saved him Xuanzang couldn't get along with him and wanted to drive him away every day.Anyway, I know many gods, ghosts and monsters in the sky and on earth, most of them are afraid of him, how many people respect him, and really do him good?
None.
Just erased from the world, who cares?
I can only say: "If they are completely similar, to the point of confusing the real with the fake, I am afraid that only one of the ghosts and demons in the world can recognize the real and the fake."
The Jade Emperor stood in front of me, looked at me indifferently for a long time, and said, "Who is it?"
I said helplessly, "Of course it's me. Who else could it be?"
The Jade Emperor said: "It is you that I am worried about. So Guanshiyin, who are you going to stand on this time?"
He is really annoying.
He would force people to stand in line at every turn, and he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't provoke trouble.
After being stared at by him for a long while, I felt that I couldn't fight against such a bad thing by myself, so I turned my head and asked Tathagata, "What about you? What do you think?"
The Tathagata had been pretending to be deaf and dumb for a long time, but suddenly I stopped him and asked endlessly, so he could only perfunctorily say: "Didn't you raise him up and worry about it every day? If you change someone who is obedient, you might still be quiet? Alas, this kind of thing You decide for yourself, I don't know."
I asked the Jade Emperor, "What do you want me to do?"
The Jade Emperor said: "Stealing the beams and changing the pillars. It's just a monkey that no one cares about. In order to prevent him from causing bigger things, you and I have to think about the common people in the world, right? It's just jumping out of a fake to confuse the public. When the time comes It’s natural to find someone to ask whether it’s true or false. Even if someone recognizes the true and false in this world, who will say it? When the time comes, Lihen Tianlai will be called, as long as I identify the false and kill the real one, it’s very simple no?"
I fell silent, unable to answer.
Let him die?
I thought about it, don't say that others wanted him to die, this dead monkey, I was still cursing him to die a few days ago.Now there is finally a way to make him die justifiably, and I should be happy.
But the heart seems to have been dug a hole, something is missing.
I have to admit, as a fairy, this method of embedding flowers and plants is really perfect.
Not only let that troublesome person die completely, but also has an extremely bright reputation. The Jade Emperor is really smart. How could there be a better idea than this?
But when I think of the trouble that keeps causing trouble, I will close my bright eyes, and I will no longer be able to make any sound, and I will die lonely in the dust like a fallen leaf. Something is gnawing at my numb heart.
Is he indispensable in any way?
no, he is not.
Then will he be a good god and Buddha in the future?
No, I do not know.
He is a variable.
A variable that was forced upon me.
Everything I do is to reduce the confusion caused by this variable.
But one day, when I stood in the 33-day Lihen Heaven and heard the most powerful person among all the gods say to me: This variable can finally be wiped out, but I began to hesitate.
This scourge, since he was born, has been clamoring to make a sound from the deepest part of his throat. I think he has been making noise for so long. Is the voice finally going to calm down now?
It was as if the flesh and blood had been pulled out from my body, and there was an illusion of tingling pain.
His troubles really took root in me.
Seeing that I haven't made a decision for a long time, the Jade Emperor patted me and said, "Don't worry, think about it after you go back. There is still time."
"You don't even need to answer me, I know, you gods in the Western Paradise are very noble."
"You don't even have to make a sound, you don't even have to nod, you don't even have to move your eyeballs."
He leaned closer to my ear and whispered: "It doesn't need to be so troublesome. But if you agree, I believe all of us will know."
Yes.
Unlike any trouble I had to deal with that Poor Monkey before, it was so simple, so simple, so simple that I found it unbelievable.
It was so simple to kill him, abandon him, and let him die under everyone's gaze.
All I need is silence.
silence.
enough.
And, all the same.
When everyone has reached a consensus, what I need to do is so simple.
...Bring a little monster to have a small meeting with the Jade Emperor.
The baby from the village, Honghaier, was shocked when he went up to the sky. If I hadn’t been holding his collar from the beginning to the end, he would have almost rushed from the Nantianmen to the Tushita Palace, and he would come to me directly in the 33rd day of Lihentian. It's disco.
The red boy was carried by the collar by me, and he was directly treated as a meat ball, and he was carried into the palace just like that.
If I hadn't caught Yan Shi, I suspect that he would have betrayed him, saying "everything in the sky is beautiful", "there is nothing in the western sky", "the little sisters in the sky are also beautiful", "everything in the sky is delicious" is simply naked|naked of a traitor.
Sure enough, accepting an apprentice still has to consider the vision, this kind of brat from the countryside, tsk.
When I walked in for 33 days, the Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, looked at the three apprentices I had brought, and said in surprise, "Why did you bring so many people here? This matter should not be publicized, and let them wait outside."
I thought to myself that you have given me a grand banquet, and I haven't brought a few more trustworthy ones.
But I do regret it now. Although Honghaier can fight, he can fight more than Shancai. To be honest, although he is young, he is very capable. One person is worth ten Shancai, which should be a bonus in terms of strength. Yes, but with his current attitude of preparing to betray, I don't think this little bastard can be trusted at all.
I said, "They are all trustworthy people, so how can they promote it or not?"
The Jade Emperor looked at the red boy who was being carried by me. The boy was born in the face and did not look like a reliable breed, so he asked, "What about this one? Are you leading this one?"
I said: "He is just a child under three hundred years old, what can he do? You are a majestic 33-day Jade Emperor, are you afraid that he will not succeed?"
I know that when they talk in the east, they like to go around and make endless hints, making one side think that the other side understands, and the other side thinks they understand, but both sides are just talking nonsense. This embarrassing situation .
The Jade Emperor saw that I insisted on this, and Tathagata pretended to be deaf and dumb, so he had no choice but to say: "In this case, I will say it directly. Then Sun Wukong will cause a catastrophe one day sooner or later. You are talking about great mercy every day, right? After a while?"
"You have become a good person. This monkey is too demonic. If you can't subdue it, you will come to the Western Heaven to enshrine the Buddha, but you will come to me for 33 days to mess around. Wouldn't it be impossible for anyone to do anything to him? He is still inexperienced now. When one day it becomes a major trend, wouldn't it be like a flood coming?"
I said: "Even if this monkey has a bad temper, and the torrential flood really can't be compared to your Jade Emperor, who has a thousand-mile embankment and a high city wall. Could it be that there are ant nests on your embankment?"
The Jade Emperor said indifferently: "Don't play tricks with me, I will tell you straight: I will never watch a monkey who intends to disturb the order of the gods become one of you and me. The ability to reverse his nature, now it seems, is not there at all. Don’t forget, I also gave him a high position in exchange for stability before, but this monkey has big ambitions, you and I suppress him for another 500 years, and he will cultivate in the future Consummation, how to retaliate against us is unknown!"
Tathagata probably made up his mind not to speak. He sat meditating with his eyes closed, Amitabha. It was obvious that he was irresponsible for directly pushing the matter to me this time.
I said helplessly: "Let's talk about it, half of the monkey scriptures have been gone. You also know that this scripture must be obtained. Now everyone in Kyushu, six realms, three islands and all seas knows that he has saved the scriptures. You said no, did you stop it all of a sudden? You must know that we have been planning for this Buddhist scriptures for many years, and it is difficult for us to handle it if you make such a fuss."
The Jade Emperor looked at me leisurely for a while and said, "What's wrong?"
"The journey of learning from the left and right is about to be finished, right?"
He walked down from the golden throne leisurely, his robe brushed against the jade-paved ground, obviously he had a plan in mind, and said with a sneer, "Is it good that he has a relationship with the Buddhist scriptures? How did I hear that the monk also expelled him?" How many times? Since that's the case, no one in this world values him, no one cares about him, so what difference does it make if he is alive or dead? You just want an explanation, it's easy to say."
The smile on the Jade Emperor's face became colder and colder, and his eyes almost shone coldly: "Just replace it with an identical fake."
I was surprised: "What is... what is fake, what is fake?"
The Jade Emperor said: "Don't ask me. I just want to ask you, does this monkey, who has been running around and causing disasters, still have a bosom friend, a life-and-death friend?"
I thought to myself that this guy has been suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and there is no one to see him, so where is there any close friend.
I said, "No."
The Jade Emperor said again: "Does he have believers who are willing to go through fire and water for him, regardless of life or death?"
I thought to myself that this guy wants him to die quite a lot, but not many want him to live.
I can only say again: "No."
The Jade Emperor took a step closer and continued to ask: "Then if we replace him with a more docile monkey that looks similar to him, will anyone be able to distinguish the authenticity from the fake one, and will be able to recognize it at a glance?"
When he said this, I felt that Monkey King was very pitiful.
Tuo Tiantuodi came to the world alone, without parents or relatives, with a brain made of stone and a heart long of human flesh. The Bodhi ancestor who taught him the skills knew that he was going to cause trouble, so he dared not recognize him at all; the master who saved him Xuanzang couldn't get along with him and wanted to drive him away every day.Anyway, I know many gods, ghosts and monsters in the sky and on earth, most of them are afraid of him, how many people respect him, and really do him good?
None.
Just erased from the world, who cares?
I can only say: "If they are completely similar, to the point of confusing the real with the fake, I am afraid that only one of the ghosts and demons in the world can recognize the real and the fake."
The Jade Emperor stood in front of me, looked at me indifferently for a long time, and said, "Who is it?"
I said helplessly, "Of course it's me. Who else could it be?"
The Jade Emperor said: "It is you that I am worried about. So Guanshiyin, who are you going to stand on this time?"
He is really annoying.
He would force people to stand in line at every turn, and he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't provoke trouble.
After being stared at by him for a long while, I felt that I couldn't fight against such a bad thing by myself, so I turned my head and asked Tathagata, "What about you? What do you think?"
The Tathagata had been pretending to be deaf and dumb for a long time, but suddenly I stopped him and asked endlessly, so he could only perfunctorily say: "Didn't you raise him up and worry about it every day? If you change someone who is obedient, you might still be quiet? Alas, this kind of thing You decide for yourself, I don't know."
I asked the Jade Emperor, "What do you want me to do?"
The Jade Emperor said: "Stealing the beams and changing the pillars. It's just a monkey that no one cares about. In order to prevent him from causing bigger things, you and I have to think about the common people in the world, right? It's just jumping out of a fake to confuse the public. When the time comes It’s natural to find someone to ask whether it’s true or false. Even if someone recognizes the true and false in this world, who will say it? When the time comes, Lihen Tianlai will be called, as long as I identify the false and kill the real one, it’s very simple no?"
I fell silent, unable to answer.
Let him die?
I thought about it, don't say that others wanted him to die, this dead monkey, I was still cursing him to die a few days ago.Now there is finally a way to make him die justifiably, and I should be happy.
But the heart seems to have been dug a hole, something is missing.
I have to admit, as a fairy, this method of embedding flowers and plants is really perfect.
Not only let that troublesome person die completely, but also has an extremely bright reputation. The Jade Emperor is really smart. How could there be a better idea than this?
But when I think of the trouble that keeps causing trouble, I will close my bright eyes, and I will no longer be able to make any sound, and I will die lonely in the dust like a fallen leaf. Something is gnawing at my numb heart.
Is he indispensable in any way?
no, he is not.
Then will he be a good god and Buddha in the future?
No, I do not know.
He is a variable.
A variable that was forced upon me.
Everything I do is to reduce the confusion caused by this variable.
But one day, when I stood in the 33-day Lihen Heaven and heard the most powerful person among all the gods say to me: This variable can finally be wiped out, but I began to hesitate.
This scourge, since he was born, has been clamoring to make a sound from the deepest part of his throat. I think he has been making noise for so long. Is the voice finally going to calm down now?
It was as if the flesh and blood had been pulled out from my body, and there was an illusion of tingling pain.
His troubles really took root in me.
Seeing that I haven't made a decision for a long time, the Jade Emperor patted me and said, "Don't worry, think about it after you go back. There is still time."
"You don't even need to answer me, I know, you gods in the Western Paradise are very noble."
"You don't even have to make a sound, you don't even have to nod, you don't even have to move your eyeballs."
He leaned closer to my ear and whispered: "It doesn't need to be so troublesome. But if you agree, I believe all of us will know."
Yes.
Unlike any trouble I had to deal with that Poor Monkey before, it was so simple, so simple, so simple that I found it unbelievable.
It was so simple to kill him, abandon him, and let him die under everyone's gaze.
All I need is silence.
silence.
enough.
And, all the same.
When everyone has reached a consensus, what I need to do is so simple.
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