[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Come to think of it, because Tang Sanzang was dissatisfied with Sun Wukong's killing, he gave him a lesson after he killed six bandits.

How could the Great Sage Equaling Heaven be taught by others? Before Tang Sanzang could say anything, he went somersaulting without looking back.

Alas, this monkey grandson, it seems that Tang Sanzang is still very young, and he can't restrain him at all.

As Buddhas, we have no other skills, we can only talk about people. It seems that Xuanzang's ability to talk about people is not good now.

Think back then, he...

He can chatter better than his master!

Back then Tathagata gave me three hoops, a tight hoop, a golden hoop, and a forbidden hoop. This grand monkey was disobedient, so I thought about putting one on for him.But I am a person with a bad memory. I am not the kind with a bad memory, but the kind with a bad memory. I have tens of millions of years of memories in my head, and at the same time And knowing what is happening in the east, west, north and south all the time, I can't quite distinguish these three hoops.

After all, they all look the same, no matter how you look at it, you can't tell them apart.

I originally wanted to just rush to Tang Sanzang directly, give him this hoop, teach him a spell, and let him chant to kill that dead monkey when he is free.You know, if we have nothing else to do, we know how to nudge people, and nagging can kill people.

But I was afraid to see that little monk, he stared at me with big eyes, and said to me: I have met this sister in my previous life...

This is terrible.

Back then, when I was in Xitian, I didn't have a good relationship with this Jin Chanzi. I didn't expect him to be demoted to the human world. He didn't even remember his master Tathagata Buddha, but only me. This was terrible.

That Jin Chanzi's character is also stubborn, if you talk about his tough temper, I'm afraid it's Monkey King's golden cudgel that will make him three points.I have lived for a long time, and when I have nothing to do, I babble a few words, not with others, but when I walk, I talk to myself, and I say it to myself, and the golden cicada listens to it, and there is a half sentence If we disagree, he would quarrel with me, even in order to argue with me, he would stay with me in the South China Sea, and live under my lotus platform to argue with me. Every morning when I opened my eyes, I saw him there Amitabha, and the chanting gave me a headache .

Don't say it's the Sun Wukong who doesn't accept discipline, even if he is as cultivated as me, I can't wait to bite him and make him shut up.

At that time, I thought he was annoying, and when he was talking, I secretly drew circles on the lotus platform and secretly cursed him, so that one day he would fall to the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss, and it would be bad luck for eight lives.

Who knew that it would be a prophecy, because he was too focused on the quarrel with me, he was thinking about how to quarrel with me and lost his mind when the Buddha lectured. In the tenth life, the ninth life was eaten by people, and the tenth life did not repent. I am afraid that he will be missed by countless demons and ghosts.

Hey, I have lived for thousands of years and met so many people, some are black, some are both black and white, some are colorful, some are dull, but he is a stubborn person like him who is pure white and not stained with dirt After beating him, he was driven to the west, and there are ghosts, gods and demons all over the world, and I have never seen a second one.

I was thinking about how to find him. If I became a monk, I was afraid that he would wonder where the monastery came from in the barren mountains. An elderly mother pretended to look for my child, holding the clothes she sewed for him, and holding a hat in her hand, and the tight hoop was hidden inside.

I thought about it, and it is also beneficial to become a woman in the human world, just because no matter how old or young, she looks kinder than a man and is easy to believe.

I limped forward with a cane. I often said that Hui An was not real in playing the crippled person. Sometimes she limped on the left side and sometimes on the right side. You could tell it was fake.And me?I'm not good at playing lame, but I'm always a woman, and I've been doing it for thousands of years, and I'm pretty good at it.

Ever since I was far away, I have seen Xuanzang walking alone, leading a horse, slowly moving forward on the cliff alone.

He saw me at a glance and saw that I was an old woman, so he politely let me go to the side of the road, holding the horse aggrievedly, and waiting for me to pass first.

I asked him very hypocritically: "You elder is so thin, how can you lead a horse in the wild mountains and mountains alone? Where are you from and where are you going?"

Xuanzang bowed to me, and said aggrievedly: "I am a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. I did not go alone. A few days ago, I took in an apprentice who was not very tame. I trained him. If you say no, just leave me here and go away."

I thought to myself, I am not the only one who has encountered this situation where the apprentice runs away after a few words of instruction and is even more tempered than the master. : "This apprentice is too disobedient!"

Xuanzang complained: "Isn't it? He always said that he is the Monkey King who is making troubles in the heavenly palace, and he doesn't want to be angry with me, but I have worked so hard for his own good. I just want to persuade him to do good. If you kill a life, you are even more afraid that he will kill yourself by killing a life!"

As soon as I heard it, I felt more sympathetic to him, and even couldn't help but want to talk to him for a long time: "It's just right, isn't the master doing it for the good of that apprentice? That kid thinks he has supernatural powers, but what does he know? Shidao, where is the time when you can win if you can fight well? I have a disciple——I have a son, who also doesn't listen to me, and his temper is three points bigger than mine. "

He also always felt that he was the second prince of Li Tianwang's family, with supreme supernatural powers, and he would wave a stick to compete with anyone he saw.

Hearing what I said, Xuanzang also complained: "He always feels that he is still the Monkey King who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then, with supreme supernatural powers, and he would wave a stick to judge everyone he saw. But Grandma, you don’t know, he suffered because of his supernatural powers. I’m afraid that if he is punished by heaven again, no one will rescue him. He's a good man, I don't want to see him just buried like this, being a goblin without a good end for the rest of his life."

God!This Xuanzang descended to the world for the tenth life, he really became much better, I want to fall in love with him, and share the experience of raising apprentices with him!

I stood by the side of the road without my crutches, and the two of us eagerly shared our experience of raising apprentices, complained about how disobedient our apprentices were, and chatted so happily that we almost forgot what I was here for.

Finally, Xuanzang asked me: "Grandma, how is your son doing now, has he grown up?"

...I kind of remembered what I did.

I wiped my tears and said to him: "I have grown up, and now I have converted to Buddhism, but unfortunately he died of illness within a few days of being a monk. I just went to the temple to get his old clothes, that's all."

I handed him the clothes and the hat with the tight hoop: "My son died early and was not blessed to be a family member. Let your apprentice wear this clothes and hat. Maybe he can come back."

Xuanzang took the clothes, and said to me with a bitter face, "So what if you come back? It's not the same as being rebellious and not listening to instructions."

I said to him: "I have a way to make your apprentice obedient. I have a spell here called 'Reassurance Mantra', also called the Curse of Tightening. The hoop is hidden in the hat. Wait until he puts it on." hat, just recite this sutra, and make sure he is obedient."

I passed on his scriptures, and Xuanzang memorized them in his heart very seriously. Suddenly, he looked at me with bright eyes, and said with wide eyes, "Is it really so miraculous?"

I said, "Seriously, why did Grandma lie to you?"

Xuanzang happily took the clothes and hat, looked at it carefully, and asked, "Grandma, do you also use this hoop for your son?"

……Do not.

I feel sorry for my apprentice, he is disobedient and I am not willing to give him this thing.

This thing is exclusively for that bastard Monkey King.

When I handed the treasure to Xuanzang, I thought, it would be best for the little monk to recite it several times a day, hurting that Monkey King to death, and let him know what will happen to me if I cause trouble.

I gave that thing to Xuanzang, thinking about looking for Monkey King, but I didn't expect to see that monkey riding a cloud back not far from the top of the mountain.

came back?This is not like what the monkey usually does.

I met him and asked him hypocritically, "Why did you come here?"

Sun Wu gasped and said: "Old Sun was scolded by the monk and went to the East China Sea just now. Now that I think about it, I have to come back."

This is strange.

This splashing monkey is the most disobedient, why is he here today?

The Monkey King stared at me and said, "I suddenly remembered that when I was still under the Five Elements Mountain, Goddess Guanyin—Bodhisattva, you ask me, if that monk beat me, scolded me, and drove me away , What should I do. I swear to you, only he doesn’t want me, there is absolutely no reason why I don’t want him, not to mention that I have already worshiped this master, and now I regret it, wouldn’t it appear that my old grandson is stingy.”

This monkey grandson, could it be that he has become enlightened?

Looking at my expression, he obviously felt that I didn't believe it, so he shouted angrily: "Although my grandson jumped out of a crack in the rock and was neither taught by a father nor raised by a mother, it is by no means that unbelievers." The villain, the bastard who demolished the bridge, since I promised you Guanshiyin at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, I will definitely protect him all the way!"

The monkey angrily put his golden cudgel on his shoulders, tilted his head and said to me: "I think how majestic I was when I was the Monkey King, how many gods were afraid of me in all corners of the world, in hell on earth; those three mountains Six caves, east, west, north, south, how many demon kings have worshiped me as life and death friends; At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, no one has remembered me for 500 years, let alone came to see me, I’m afraid they didn’t even mention my name, only you, Avalokitesvara, came to save me and save me. you!"

I didn't expect this monkey to be considered faithful.

Seeing me looking at him in surprise, he seemed to be in disbelief, knowing that he couldn't explain me, so he turned his head away in anger and walked away.

I saw that his master and apprentice had reconciled, so I went back to South China Sea, thinking that I could be quiet again for a while.

When I returned to South China Sea, Hui An sat on the edge of the lotus pond and asked me, "Master, have you settled the matter between the monkey head and his master?"

I said: "Solved."

Hui An asked again: "Is everything safe?"

I wanted to say that everything was safe, but I was afraid that the monkey would cause trouble, so I didn't dare to boast, so I waved my hand with the willow branch, and the scene of his master and his apprentice floated out on the lotus pond.

As soon as Sun Wukong put on the hat, Xuanzang recited the magic spell, and the tight hoop immediately took root on the monkey's head, no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't move a bit, and the pain caused him to hit his head on the stone.

I said with relief: "If that's the case, then nothing will happen."

However, in the lotus pond, there was a sudden shout: "Okay, that Guanyin of the South China Sea must have harmed me. Besides him, who else in the world has such a magic weapon to subdue my grandson!"

After finishing speaking, he looked back at Xuanzang viciously: "You are my master, I will not say a word if you want me to die, but the Guanyin of the South China Sea is harming me now, let me go to the South China Sea and beat him to vent my anger!"

I just finished talking and I was fine: "..."

You monkey has no conscience, why don't you think about it, I rescued you from under the Five Elements Mountain, and let you cultivate to a positive result?

The monk Tang wanted to stop him, but Sun Wukong turned around and disappeared, he must have come to my South China Sea.

In the image of the lotus pond, the monk was anxious and muttered: "You monkey is too impatient, you don't think about it, the mantra was passed down to me by Guanyin Bodhisattva, since I can recite it, can't he?" ? When you went to the South China Sea, didn’t you just have a headache? Sigh, it’s hard to teach, it’s really hard to teach.”

I also sighed, this monkey son is really a bit stupid.

Since he was a child, he always saved his brain and was reluctant to use it. Who knew that when he grew up, he still didn't have much left.

I was sighing when I suddenly heard a shout from the purple bamboo forest.The roar made the leaves of my purple bamboo forest rush down, it is really majestic and majestic, not inferior to tigers and wolves:

"Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea! Come out and have a fight with Lao Sun!"

"Avalokitesvara! I only respect you for the gods and Buddhas in the sky. I have never obeyed anyone in my life. I have never bowed to anyone who is idle. I only kneel down to my master and you, Avalokitesvara. Even the Jade Emperor in the 33-day Lingxiao Palace, my head I have never been inferior to him once! I respect you so much and trust you so much, you are so lucky to plot me secretly, put a tight band on my head, and let the little monk talk about me to death!"

I thought to myself, this kid is not so stupid, you all know that I set up the tight band, you still come, you are not looking for abuse.

I just sit here and don't move, and when I lift my mouth, you have to kneel down and roll all over the floor in pain.

However, I wanted to teach him a lesson and let him know how powerful I am Avalokitesvara, but I never expected that before I even opened my mouth, my strange apprentice went up with a stick and shouted: "Sun, don't you Hit my master, you have to hit me first!"

……

My strange apprentice is either stupid or deliberate.

In fact, you know very well that Sun Wukong can't even touch your master, let alone fight, and you just want to fight now, right?

Hui An held his chest high, held his head high, and pointed at Monkey King with the black stick in his hand: "If you want to touch my master, step on my dead body first!"

……

You provocative rebel! !

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