Love Story of Ling Yang

As a result, the originally planned dinner party started with Zhan Lingyang drinking the water of love at first sight and falling in love with a pig, and then Nan Gonglie used his talent as a lawyer to tell Zhan Lingyang that the law would not recognize the marriage of pigs and promised that he would Collecting information for him, using any means to exploit legal loopholes, so that he can enter a happy and legal marriage hall with his beloved (pig?) to end, interspersed with Ito's ninja to force Qu Xirui within 3 minutes Created an antidote and Qu Xirui's protest of "this is not instant noodles".

In fact, although Qu Xirui complained in his mouth, he didn't have any substantive resistance due to lack of reason.

"Hurry up and make an antidote." Ito Shinobu, who was dizzy because of Zhan Lingyang's intimacy with the little black pig, urged seven times.

"Wait until I finish dinner." Qu Xirui, who is very responsible, decided to fill everyone's stomachs first, although the main reason is that his eyelids are always twitching, the three big characters Friday are written on the calendar, and the crows are singing outside the window. The laces of his Nike sneakers broke for no reason, and the ominous omen made him want to take off Shinobu Ito as much as possible.

"Hurry up and make an antidote!" Shinobu Ito urged for the 110th time.

"I'm on my way to the laboratory!" The helpless Qu Xirui now finally knew what "deadly serial reminders" were.

"Hurry up and create an antidote!" Accompanied by the 220th magic sound piercing through the brain for the seventh time, was the sound of Ito Shinobi drawing his sword.

"I'm experimenting!" Qu Xirui, who had been stunned by the reading, really wanted to create an antidote immediately. It turned out that Ito Ninja's lethality caused by his mouth is enough to destroy people!

"The antidote!" The 560th sixth time has been simplified into two words.

"Please! It's two o'clock in the morning, and I've only been lying down for 10 minutes!" The exhausted Qu Xirui stared sleepily at the figure who kicked open the door of his room and stuck to his bedside like a boulder, disgusting , does this person have no need for sleep? "Besides, Ling Yang just fell in love with a pig, so it's not a big deal..."

If it was left, it was stopped by the cock inserted into the feather pillow.

"The antidote!" The 560th seventh time...

It seems that before he invents the antidote, he should also create a dumb drug to mute this noisy man. Poor Qu Xirui was dragged out of the bedroom by the collar of his pajamas by Ito Shinobu, while feeling resentful in his heart. think.

The next day.

"He... Xirui, your face?" Nangong Lie, who woke up early, tried to blink before he was sure that what was hanging on Qu Xirui's eyes were indeed "National Treasure Brand Sunglasses".

"I was kept up all night by Ito's quarrel, and I stayed in the laboratory to concoct the medicine." The pale-faced Qu Xirui was full of bitterness and couldn't express it, and vomited bitterness on Nangong Lie's body.

"The antidote!" The thousandth and 330th time!A haunted voice came from behind him.

"I can't do it anymore, I don't want to die!" The handsome Qu Da, who suddenly degenerated into a child's state, hugged Nangong Lie tightly with his messy hair and two big "black wheels" that he didn't have time to take care of. Wrap his legs around him like a koala hugs a eucalyptus to keep him from being pulled away.

So, Shinobu Ito, who didn't care about dragging Qu Xirui and Nangong Lie out together, and Qu Xirui, who was holding the life-saving straw without letting go, said, "Xirui, we are easy to be fooled by you like this." Misunderstood" was actually Nangong Lie who was worried that he would be as miserable as Xi Rui while desperately trying to get rid of the octopus, and the three of them just kept entangled in the living room.

"Don't you realize that they are like innocent girls who were sold into brothels, unscrupulous fathers who sold girls to pay off their gambling debts, and brothel thugs who came to collect debts?" Xiang Yinong watched with relish while eating soft toast.

"Second!" An Kaichen and Lei Junfan nodded without thinking of helping.

"There is another possibility, the lover who is about to be separated and the bully who comes to force marriage!" Zhan Lingyang hugged the little black pig and drank the fragrant and delicious milk happily.

The four of them were sitting at the dining table, eating breakfast and watching the play, with an expression of being completely out of the way.

"You don't want to save yourself!" Qu Xirui, who was on the verge of death, howled more fiercely than the little black pig.

Ito Shinobu glanced at Zhan Lingyang and the little black pig, who were surrounded by pink heart-shaped things, and strengthened his belief in forcing Qu Xirui to make an antidote, and grabbed his neck forcefully.

"Ah! I'm going to take a bath!" Zhan Lingyang, who accidentally splashed milk on his body, put down the piglet in his arms and got up and walked to the bathroom.

When the door was opened, the little black pig followed in.

"Huh? Dear~ dear~ do you want to take a bath with me?" Zhan Lingyang asked happily, not seeing "someone"'s face that suddenly turned livid and the bloodthirsty eyes that wanted to eat roast suckling pig.

"You seem to like hot water very much. Yesterday you wanted to drink my warm boiled water, but you tried to knock over the thermos bottle in the middle of the night. You can't! You will get hurt. If you get hurt, my heart will hurt!" Zhan Lingyang affectionately said The handsome one is good at seducing the little black pig in his hands.

Although Shinobu Ito wanted to rush up and throw the pig into the frying pan and fry it as an appetizer, but due to Zhan Lingyang's current state, he still swallowed this breath, and just tightened Qu Xirui's neck in his heart Secretly swear, one day if this dead pig falls into his hands, hum~~~~~

"You... pinch it again... I don't need to make an antidote." Qu Xi Ruixiang, who finally decided to fight back, pinched her brutal man and shot a self-defense scalpel, and shot a few shots at the "passers-by" who were watching. Tell them what it means to "see the injustice, draw your sword to help" and "insert your knife for your friends".

"The antidote!" The 340th time.

"Do you still have time to force me to make an antidote? Look over there!" Qu Xirui, who smiled evilly, finally found a way to ask Ito Shinobi.

The one person and one pig that were originally at the door of the bathroom have disappeared.

Before Shinobu Ito could react, the wicked Qu Xirui immediately slandered: "Hehe, Ling Yang took that pig into the bathroom! You are with me 24 hours a day, aren't you afraid that Ling Yang will be eaten tofu by that pig?" ?”

Nangong Lie, who was imprisoned by Qu Xirui, also smiled like a witch: "Last night, Ling Yang slept on the same bed with that dead pig...!"

"Today, that pig was lying on Ling Yang early in the morning..." The other three demons threatened them with the sign of "Yizhu Friends", and the trio sang about things that made Ito Shinobi want to kill.

"Ah!" At this moment, a scream came from the bathroom, it was Zhan Lingyang's mournful cry! ! ! ! !