Annoying Zhao Gongzi

I was walking across the living room when the phone rang.

Fifth brother asked: "Yixin, is Xiaolong okay?"

I said, "He has a cold and fell asleep."

Brother Wu said, "I'll go see him."

I said: "It's rare for you to come back once, so spend more time with the master."

The fifth brother said: "Father and the ambassador have something to do. I just sent Anna back. It is not far from your apartment. I planned to ask everyone to go out for a drink. The eldest sister said that Xiaolong was not feeling well, so I called and asked. Then I Just go and see him."

Brother Wu is a very assertive person, so he hung up the phone after he finished speaking, regardless of what I said.

I put down the microphone, and as soon as I turned around, I was taken aback by Mr. Zhao: "Can you cut me down if you make a sound?"

Mr. Zhao said: "Change clothes and go play with him."

I don't want to change clothes.

Mr. Zhao said that if I don't change my clothes, I have a guilty conscience.

He is so annoying.

Brothers and sisters seldom get together like this, and Brother Wu has always been the center of the crowd. He tells how he crossed some difficult boundaries, how he avoided the hail of bullets, how he ventured in the jungle, and how he crossed the snow-capped mountains.

And I want to go home and sleep, I have to work early tomorrow.

Brother Wu brought gifts for each of us, mine was a saber, Mr. Zhao's was a box of chocolates.

He may have made a mistake.

At least I couldn't understand what he was doing with the knife.

Mr. Zhao smiled in front of them: "I told you to stab me twice if you have nothing to do."

I said that Mr. Zhao was drunk and we should go back. Mr. Zhao said he was not drunk. I said no, you were drunk. Mr. Zhao said he was really not drunk. I asked Mr. Zhao if he wanted to get drunk or should I help him get drunk , he said he suddenly felt a little drunk.

We bid farewell to Brother Wu.

Brother Wu sent us to the car, and suddenly handed me a letter: "This is a recommendation letter from Capital University. Although it is only for the status of an auditor, no matter what, if you have a dream when you are young, you have to pursue it. After all, it takes a century. between……"

He seemed to want to say something, but when the eldest sister called him, he patted me on the shoulder: "My favorite, besides the third child at home, is you, so take care of yourself."

I got in the car, Mr. Zhao didn't scold me, he opened the chocolate silently and ate it.

I was married to him for a night, a hundred days of kindness, and we slept together for a hundred years, but he really didn't give me a piece of it.

Mr. Zhao has been spoiled since he was a child, and all the good things are brought to him. He doesn't need to give it to anyone, and he doesn't want to give it to others, so he hates Fifth Brother.

Back in the apartment, I was about to turn on the light, but Mr. Zhao stopped me.

He ate a lot of chocolate today, and his lips and teeth are fragrant.

Although I have said many times that you are not allowed to smoke in bed, Mr. Zhao never listened to my words, and sat on the bedside to smoke again.

I pondered for a long time and said, "I don't like your clothes."

Mr. Zhao didn't speak.

I said, "You clean the floor, you are not allowed to smoke in the house, and you are not allowed to scold me again."

Mr. Zhao still didn't speak.

I said: "Agree to these four conditions, and I will not leave."

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Damn, get out early."

I ignored him, buried my head in sleep, and had to go to work in the morning. After work, I had to pass the letter of recommendation to my third brother.Of course, fifth brother asked me to forward the letter to third brother. Third brother is not at home tonight, and fifth brother may disappear in the middle of the night.

But I can't tell Mr. Zhao this fact for the time being, because I really hate the smell of tobacco in Ham's fur, and I really don't want to wipe the floor.

After I got off work, I asked my third brother, who had finally healed his legs, to go to the coffee shop and handed him the letter of recommendation.

The third brother smiled: "If father knows, he must be reluctant to beat the fifth child, and he will beat me again."

I said, "You think about it again."

The third brother nodded, hesitant to speak: "Sometimes you don't always tease Xiaolong, he takes it seriously."

What's wrong with me?"

The third brother pointed behind me, and I looked back, Mr. Zhao was standing outside the glass window behind me, with his chin raised, staring at the letter in the third brother's hand.

Hamm will smell like smoked bacon, the floor will be ruined by me, Mr. Zhao's clothes will continue to occupy half of the wardrobe in my apartment in the most prosperous part of the city where every inch of land is expensive.

Mr. Zhao is really annoying.

I used to date people when I was studying, but I never had a second date, just because of him.

Whether I date a girl or a boy, he always follows us.

I don't know if I said one thing, Mr. Zhao was relatively plump at that time.

I don't know what he went through, but since a certain year, he has grown meat on everything he eats. The doctor said it was in the puberty period, but this can't explain why I can grow on Mr. Zhao's body even when I eat.

For Mr. Zhao, that period of time was not going to be a happy one anyway.

So he took his anger out on me.

If he can't make an appointment, I can't even make an appointment.

This annoyed me so much that he not only ate my chocolate, but screwed up my date.

So I started to make an appointment with the physical education teacher, and every time I made an appointment for running.Finally, Mr. Zhao lost weight, and I also won No.2 in the city's youth marathon.

No.1 is Mr. Zhao.

It's not important, what's important is that Mr. Zhao has a problem, and he often follows me like a ghost. After all, he can lose weight by following me, and he can win the first place in the competition by following me.

But for me, it's a nightmare.

No one pursues me anymore, and they dare not accept my pursuit.

I was full of passion and had nowhere to sway, so I could only immerse myself in studying hard.Mr. Zhao replaced me as a very popular date.

In this way, my supposedly romantic reading era hastily and dimly come to an end.

That's why I hate Mr. Zhao so much.

If I had been meaner, I would have fed him chocolate every day and never taken him for a run again.

The third brother went home to pack his luggage and planned to leave home. Mr. Zhao and I walked slowly along the road.

He said triumphantly: "That letter is for third brother, you lied to me on purpose."

I said meaningfully: "I can also attend."

Mr. Zhao took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket and ate it silently.

I said, "Don't eat any more."

He said, "None of your business."

I said, "This was given to me by Jin Xian'er. It's hard to buy. I hid it. How did you find it?"

He deliberately bit the chocolate loudly: "You think I don't know what you are doing?"

Since he is so capable, why didn't he know that I went to tell Fifth Brother that I didn't want to elope?

I love the uninhibited and unrestrained nature of the fifth brother, but just look at it from a distance. I am a person who has to go to work the next day. All my wandering spirit has been used up before I was ten years old, and I don’t want that kind of life anymore. Actually, I never wanted to live that kind of life, so I have always been sincerely grateful to Fourth Master Zhao.

But I won't tell Mr. Zhao, after all, Fifth Brother didn't want to elope with me, so he loses face.

Mr. Zhao took out another piece of chocolate from his pocket, bit half of it in his mouth triumphantly, and asked me if I wanted to eat the other half.

Mr. Zhao, I hate it.