Husband Xie An

The ceremony of Lin Abao’s apprenticeship is not extravagant, but the whole ceremony is very grand. In addition, those who participated in the ceremony were either celebrities or elegant scholars. They wrote a poem on the spot, and some wrote calligraphy on the spot, and so on. It is also a good thing to talk about.

But what makes people talk about it the most is that Lin Abao recorded this grand event on the drawing paper with superb stick figures.Since then, Lin Abao's talent has once again spread throughout the city!

But what others don't know is that Mr. Lin Xiaolang, whose talent is widely known in the city, was blocked in his study by someone who came uninvited!

Embarrassed, he wished he could dig a hole and bury Lin Abao, and wished he could hang the porter up and beat him!In fact, the concierge is quite innocent. The wife who supports the family has turned a blind eye, so what can the concierge do if he is insignificant and has no role in the show?Can he stop people from entering?Can't!

"Mr. Xiaolang avoids seeing him, so Anshi can only do this." Xie An, who is in a long and phoenix manner, never imagined that he would deliberately block people on this day.But if he doesn't come again, the delighted little man might fly away.

In fact, he was a little worried, he was stupid in his previous life, only Lin Abao, who was even more stupid, couldn't fly in this life.I just didn't think about it clearly, after all, I never thought about this kind of thing in the past ten years plus this life, but it suddenly happened so violently, it's strange that I can think clearly for a while.

The face of Zhongling Yuxiu's young gentleman was stained with unprecedented melancholy, Xie An's heart softened, and he changed the words to something else when it came to his mouth. "I have no intention of coming to Anshi uninvited this time. I just want to talk to Mr. Xiaolang. Tomorrow, Shengjia will leave for the other palace in the western suburbs to escape the summer heat. I need to accompany him for 23 days."

Rounding up is one month.

"Where is the other palace in the western suburbs?"

Seeing that Lin Abao was willing to take care of himself, Xie Ansheng threatened people and said as harmlessly as possible: "From Jiankang West City, it's about a hundred and thirty miles."

One hundred and thirty miles is more than 60 kilometers. It takes less than an hour to change to a modern road and a car with a hundred yards. But this is the Eastern Jin Dynasty, the fastest means of transportation is horses, and the road is a dusty open-air dirt road. , It takes several hours to go back and forth quickly.And the holy driver's trip must be accompanied by a large number of honor guards, and accompanying officials, who stop and go on the road. This rounded up a month is a full month, without any ambiguity.

Logically, he thought he should be happy not seeing Lin Abao for a month, but he found that he was not happy at all, as if his chest was stuffed up with something stuffy, and he was inexplicably aggrieved.But he himself didn't know what he felt wronged, he just felt wronged, wanted to get angry, wanted to throw things, and wanted to kick people out!

"Come on! See off!"

Then Xie An was kicked out by Lin Abao.

But after driving people away, Lin Abao became more blocked, more angry, and wanted to throw things even more. Looking at the big characters practiced in front of him, he blurted out with his pen. I felt a little more comfortable after tearing my hands to pieces.

Mrs. Ji, who came over after hearing the news, looked at it, but retreated silently.Some things, no matter how good others say, it doesn't count. You have to think it through yourself.

Throughout the ages.The word love.The most annoying.

Two days later, Lin Abao looked for Mrs. Shangji.Mrs. Ji saw that there was nothing unclear about his faltering demeanor, so she waved her hand to make the surrounding waiters retreat, and asked earnestly, "Have you figured it out?"

Lin Abao was rather embarrassed: "Think clearly." Thinking about it, it is actually quite hypocritical to be distressed for a while.

"It's good if you think about it clearly. Mother can rest assured."

Now that the matter has been settled, Mrs. Ji doesn't want to make any further complications.The housekeeper was recruited and said: "The fresh lotus root in the village, pick a basket of good quality and send it to Xie's mansion."

The butler should be, bowed and asked: "What message do you want to pass?"

"No. Just send it."

Madam Ruan was overjoyed when she received fresh lotus root, but Xie Yi didn't understand, and asked, "It's just a basket of fresh lotus root, why is Madam so happy?"

"What do you know!" Madam Ruan rolled her eyes, seeing that her master really didn't understand, she asked with a smile: "Master, think about it, what words use lotus root as a metaphor?"

Xie Yi thought for a moment: "Is the lotus root broken?"

"Who does the master want to break with?"

Mrs. Ruan's eyes were cold and she spoke. Xie Yi had a strong desire to survive, and retorted: "Obviously Madam asked me about it, why blame me again? Madam wants to be so far-fetched, I can't say this today .”

Mrs. Ruan has known what her husband looks like for decades, and she laughed: "It's done, I'm just saying, why are you so nervous? Master, think about it carefully."

Xie Yi really couldn't figure it out.Mrs. Ruan rolled his eyes with a smile, and revealed the mystery: "It's a natural match. The word 'lotus root' means its homonym."

"Obviously it's not a single word, isn't Madam trying to mislead me?" After Xie Yi complained, seeing his wife's eyes rolled to the sky, he came back to his senses: "This is sent by the Lin family, 'a perfect match is made of nature' , Is this an agreement to form a contract?!"

"Master understands." Mrs. Ruan looked at Xie Yi as if she was mentally retarded. Since such an obvious matter needs to be mentioned a little bit to figure it out, it is the virtue of her ancestors not to be skinned and boned by her political opponents!Thinking of this, Mrs. Ruan's eyes showed two points of disgust, and she called the steward: "Pick some fast horses from this basket of fresh lotus roots and send them to the third master. Let's say they are from the Lin family."

The butler bowed and went to arrange it, but Xie Yi was very unconvinced by his wife's disdainful eyes, and said, "I can't guess it. Could it be that the third brother can guess it?"

"I really don't doubt this point." Married into the Xie Mansion for decades, Mrs. Ruan is still clear about these uncles and brothers. Others are not sure if they can guess it, but Xie Anshi definitely can.

And indeed it is.The fast horse sent by Xie's mansion galloped for several hours, and delivered the fresh lotus root at sunset. When the person who sent it said that it was from Lin's mansion, Xie An couldn't sit still for a while, but it was approaching. Looking at the mountains in the distance from the door, I suddenly feel a little stuffy.

A little heartless person is a grinder, and he had to wait two days to agree, how can he leave now that he has only arrived at the other palace in the western suburbs?Thinking of staying here for a month, Xie An felt that the days seemed like years, and he wished he could fly to Jiankang with his wings, so he must ask that little heartless person, why bother him so much?

"Come here! Prepare paper and pen, prepare a gift box."

The poor servant who was galloping on the horse hadn't rested yet, so he mounted the horse and galloped towards Jiankang again.So the next morning, when Lin Abao got up, he saw three carved wooden boxes on the table. The boxes were the size of a palm, and they were very light to hold. Lin Abao moved curiously to his ears and shook them.

"What is this? A Niangxin sent it?"

Juhua bent her knees and replied: "It was sent by Madam, who said it was a return gift from the fresh lotus root yesterday."

"The return gift of fresh lotus root was sent to A Niang, why did it come to me?"

"It is said that the Xie Mansion specified that it was given to Mr. Xiao Lang."

Specify what was given to him?Lin Abao opened it curiously, only to find that inside the exquisite wooden box was a circle of ugly vines, as did the other two, either weeds or yellow grass leaves.Lin Abao muttered inexplicably: "Using such a beautiful box to hold weeds, who is making fun of me?! Fortunately, I thought I was happy to receive a gift this morning! I didn't expect it to be a handful of grass!" Speaking of this, Lin Abao has an exasperated look on his face.

Hearing this, the couple who came to see their son hand in hand suddenly had complicated expressions.

Mrs. Ji caressed her forehead, but Lin Zunwen responded with a dry cough: "That's right. Who is so bored to send you some weeds, Ah Bao, how about letting someone throw them away?"

Lin Abao was about to nod, seeing that the box was very delicate, it seemed like he would take out the weeds and throw it away and leave the box behind.

"Don't!" Mrs. Ji turned her eyes to her husband, motioned Lin Abao to look at the contents of the box, and said: "Abao will recognize these miscellaneous and green plants if you take a closer look."

"Isn't it grass?"

Lin Abao's upright appearance made Mrs. Ji feel ashamed, but Juhua next to her reminded in a low voice: "My lord, these three are Ge, Xiao, and Ai. Because of the different seasons, some are dried in the sun."

"Ge, Xiao, Ai?" Lin Abao was holding something, no matter how it looked, it looked like a bunch of weeds, could it be used as fairy grass?Thinking this way in my heart, I just asked this question in my mouth.But Juhua twitched the corners of her mouth, saying that she would not remind her of anything.

Lin Zunwen couldn't hold back his laughter, he really wanted Xie Anshi to be there, and wondered if he would vomit blood in anger.

I don't know if Xie Anshi would vomit blood in anger, but Mrs. Ji was so depressed that she wanted to vomit blood, so she poked him angrily: "If you don't listen to the "Book of Songs" if you are asked to read more, others will know whether you will laugh or not." See silly The son really didn't understand, so Mrs. Ji had no choice but to say: "How do you sing "The Book of Songs·Cai Ge"?"

He picks Ge Xi, not for a day, like March Xi.

He is depressed and not seen for a day, like three autumns.

He Cai Aixi, not seeing him for a day, like three years old.

It's hard for Xie An to have such thoughts, and it's hard for him to find all three things in this solar term.

Lin Abao blushed immediately when he understood the meaning, whoever said that the ancients were reserved in the future would be in a hurry with him!

The author has something to say: Younger brothers Lin Lang and Lin Shuo: Since Liaosao lost to the ancients, can you be more stupid, idiot brother? !

Xie An: Acceptance.