Long Jiale

Just when the sparrow spirit Jixiang was about to slip away with a smear of oil on the soles of his feet, Shen Zhoucheng was also planning to show him some moves. After all, it was the first time to fight a goblin, so at least he had to be more solemn. Shen Zhoucheng thought for a while Think, let's use a more skilled electric shock!

After all, he has been Shen Yongxin for a period of time, so he has more practical experience.

This sparrow spirit should be able to withstand better than ordinary people. Shen Zhoucheng adjusted the power appropriately to give the fairy the necessary respect. At the moment the sparrow spirit was about to flap its wings and fly away, a thunderstorm fell from the sky. hit him.

There was only a tempting smell of burnt aroma, and a roasted sparrow fell to the ground.

The little fox opened his eyes curiously.

Shen Zhoucheng: "..."

He didn't expect that the sparrow could not bear even a light blow. Shen Zhoucheng didn't want to kill him. Before the sparrow was about to die, he used spiritual power to heal his wounds, and the roasted sparrow returned to its original state. Just normal sparrows.

But the sparrow closed its eyes, stiffened its legs, and lay on the ground, pretending to be dead.

The sparrow spirit Jixiang prayed in his heart, let these two think that I am dead, I am already a dead sparrow, let me die in the wilderness, let me go, save the sparrow.

The sparrow wanted to play dead, and Shen Zhoucheng was not in a hurry to interrogate it. He took the little fox, turned it into a rope with spiritual power, tied its sparrow legs, and took the sparrow spirit home with him.

Seeing that he and the little fox came back with a sparrow, Grandma Shen asked curiously: "How do you catch a sparrow back? Hey, he looks quite fat. Eat roasted sparrows at noon? But one sparrow is not enough to eat." .”

Sparrow Spirit Jixiang is desperate, why does this grandma want to eat roasted sparrow? Could it be that his ultimate destiny is to become an ordinary meal of roasted sparrow meat?

Shen Zhoucheng locked the sparrow spirit in his room first, and took the little fox to have lunch first. After the meal, he and the little fox interrogated the sparrow spirit in the room, which was pretending to be dead.

The little fox pushed the dead sparrow on the stool with its paw.

The sparrow remained motionless.

Shen Zhoucheng picked up the little fox, looked at the sparrow on the stool, and said lightly: "If you keep pretending to be dead, then I will..."

At this time, a strong sense of crisis spread over the sparrow spirit Jixiang, and his whole sparrow jumped up quickly, turned into a person, rushed up and hugged Shen Zhoucheng's thigh, "Boss, you accept me as a younger brother, don't stop struck me with lightning..."

Shen Zhoucheng pushed him away, "You first explain your background."

Shen Zhoucheng has a lot of things he wants to learn from this sparrow spirit. This sparrow spirit has lived for more than 600 years, so it must know a lot of things related to fairies, and...he said that the little fox is a nine-tailed fox, so how do you recognize it? from?

The sparrow spirit Jixiang honestly confessed her life experience.

Saying that he is an ordinary sparrow, he is actually not ordinary. From the beginning of his memory, he lived on the roof of the imperial dining room in the palace, followed the flock of birds every day, ate and waited to die in the palace.

He is a skinny sparrow with a spirit of experimenting with early adopters. The emperor invited an old Taoist priest to make alchemy in the palace. The sparrow spirit is auspicious and he is greedy. Go for a few pecks.

After pecking, go to the moonlight.

Later, for some unknown reason, the sparrows around him died of old age one by one, but he still stood firm on the roof of the imperial dining room.

Sparrow Jing Jixiang is a very homely sparrow. For hundreds of years, he has been staying on the roof of the imperial dining room and is unwilling to move his nest. After all, it is a fairy place. The old emperor of the world also wants to eat the saliva of the sparrow essence.

His name Jixiang was given to him by a maid serving dishes in the imperial dining room. Everyone in the palace likes the word auspicious.

Jixiang stayed in the palace and sent away one emperor after another who ate his saliva. On a certain day, the imperial dining room no longer served imperial cuisine, and the palace became a scenic spot, so Jixiang was forced to start moving.

In modern times, he lives on the top floor of a small city. Sparrow Jing rents a house. Like every modern otaku, he does not go out to socialize. He watches dramas, reads novels, plays games and drinks happy fat house water every day at home. Very happy.

However, one day, a centipede who cultivated by devouring goblins found him, and wanted to turn him into his own spiritual power. Cautiously, Jixiang escaped from the centipede and slipped to Qingbi Mountain. He found Qingbi Mountain Abundant spiritual energy, because I read too many online novels, my head went blank for a while, thinking that I was going to become Long Aotian in the book...

So the idea of ​​occupying land as king came into being.

After listening to him, Shen Zhoucheng felt speechless for a while. The life experience of this sparrow spirit is indeed quite strange, "Is that centipede spirit powerful?"

Ji Xiang frantically shook his head: "It's not good, it's not good, how can he be as good as you, big brother, are you a Taoist priest? Are you a cultivator? Can you bring your younger brother to practice together?"

Shen Zhou sincerely thought that this sparrow spirit was really poisoned by online novels, he hugged the little fox in his arms, patted its head, "I'm the same as you."

auspicious:"????"

What does like me mean?

"I was originally a dragon..."

"Dragon Dragon Dragon Dragon Dragon Dragon Dragon..." Jixiang murmured this word, his eyes were almost moved to tears. No wonder this place is full of spiritual energy. It turns out that there are dragons. He originally thought that in this place It is already a surprise to meet a nine-tailed fox in a poor mountain valley, but I did not expect that there are dragons in this world.

Ji Xiang stared at the snow-white nine-tailed fox, that stupid vixen was rubbing his little head against the back of Long Boss's hand, and that coquettish and clingy attitude really deserved to be the fighter nine in the thigh-hugging world. tail fox.

After all, they are vixens and the like, and they are most likely to invite petting.

Follow the nine-tailed fox to make a choice, you can't go wrong!

Jixiang rubbed his hands excitedly in his heart, thinking that he must hug Big Brother Long's thigh, even if it was a little soup.

"Boss, you must accept me as your younger brother. If you let me go east, I will never go west. Let Jixiang be your thug. I will definitely lead the way!"

Shen Zhoucheng: "I don't need a thug, thank you, do you have other things you are good at? If not, then leave like this."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes! Boss, I can cook!" As a sparrow spirit who has been eating and drinking in the imperial dining room for hundreds of years, he has never eaten pork but has seen pigs run away, and he watches over the cooking of the imperial chefs every day. He has been looking at the dishes for hundreds of years, and he has long been a famous chef.

Jixiang couldn't wait to show his skills in front of the boss, Shen Zhoucheng took him to Wangzhulou, and asked him to use the kitchen of Wangzhulou to cook a table of dishes and come out to taste. Xie Yihao saw that Shen Zhoucheng brought one to take a look. The otaku borrowed the kitchen to cook, and wrote question marks all over his face: "???"

He went to the kitchen with the slender-armed and slender-legged otaku, and saw that he was very neat with the pan and the shovel, and that he cut a row of shredded meat with a knife in his hand. Xie Yihao was shocked. With this gesture, his knife skills surpassed all the famous chefs he had ever seen.

Xie Yihao began to believe that he was not an otaku, but a chef. Xie Yihao wondered in his heart, where did Shen Zhoucheng hire the chef?

Shen Zhoucheng took the little fox to the third floor to see the scenery first. The little fox was in the room on the third floor, lying on the window sill to play with water. The little goldfish in the tank was annoyed by it, and Shen Zhoucheng sat Read a book on a chair by the windowsill.

After the little fox got tired of patting the water, it jumped into Shen Zhoucheng's arms, turned into Shen Li's appearance, rubbed his stomach, "I'm so hungry..."

When Xiaobai Tuanzi was patting the water, he was still thinking about how Shen Zhoucheng just let the sparrow spirit carry three chickens in, three chickens, three chickens, three chickens! ! ! !That's three chickens! ! !

Even if it is splashed with water, it can't restrain its excitement. The little fox can't wait to eat its three chickens. If one goblin can eat three chickens, then please bring more in the future!

Shen Zhoucheng patted him on the back, a doting smile flashed in his eyes, silly, his saliva was about to flow out, "Take you to eat."

Shen Li happily responded, and turned into a little fox again and jumped onto Shen Zhoucheng's shoulder. Shen Zhoucheng patted its head and led it downstairs.

When he went downstairs, he happened to meet Xie Yihao who ran upstairs non-stop. Xie Yihao looked excited, as if he was a star chasing girl attending an idol concert, "Old Shen, where did you invite the chef? This...you look so young, why are you so good at cooking, even more skilled than those famous chefs in their forties or fifties I have seen."

Shen Zhou said sincerely: Of course.

After all, this is only a sparrow spirit who has been eating and drinking in the imperial dining room for hundreds of years and whose birthday is 666 this year.

"Is he here to apply for the job? Wow, old Shen, where did you find the treasure?"

Shen Zhoucheng pointed to the little fox on his shoulder, and gave it all the credit: "I didn't dig it, it got it."

The little fox happily raised its paw, and then rubbed against Shen Zhoucheng's neck. This was the bird it got when it was resting on the slate.

Xie Yihao automatically understood Jixiang as a live broadcast fan of a little vixen, thinking that the nerd chef was indeed an nerd who loves cute figures.

"Old Shen, then we have to find a way to keep this Yangou, oh no, this chef. Does he intend to apply for the job?"

Xie Yihao recalled the scene he saw in the kitchen just now, recalling the beautiful color and the charming aroma, he couldn't help rubbing his nose, such a powerful chef, I'm afraid ordinary money won't be able to keep him, but When necessary, extraordinary measures can be resorted to.

"Old Shen, I think, in order to let this chef stay, you can make some sacrifices when necessary. For example, let's let him pet the little fox to fulfill his long-cherished wish?"

Shen Zhoucheng glared at him, "No one will touch the little fox."

"As for this person, you don't have to worry, he is crying and wanting to stay."

Xie Yihao's jaw dropped to the ground, "Huh?"