After Marrying the School Grass

Jian Ran thought that she had successfully escaped the counselor's sanction, but it turned out that he was still too immature.

The next day, the counselor sent him a WeChat message asking about his physical condition.Jian Ran said that she was much better, and thanked Mr. Zhang for her concern.He felt sorry for missing the recording of New Year's blessings, and hoped that he would have another chance next year.

Counselor: Where are you now?

Jian Ranran: Self-study in the library.

Jian Ranran: [Learning makes me happy.jpg]

Counselor: Which floor, which district, and which building?

Jian Ran slowly raised a question mark - what exactly does the counselor want?Could it be that what happened yesterday was exposed, and he wants to come to Xingshi to question the crime?

Jian Ran told the counselor the exact location with anxiety, and then plunged into her boyfriend's arms, "Honey, if I die, will you inherit my inheritance?"

Ren Qinglin lowered his head and calculated a linear algebra problem, "Huh?"

"My counselor seems to be coming to arrest me." Jian Ran rested her chin on Ren Qinglin's arm, and lowered her eyes to watch the student write out a line of formula smoothly.

Ah, the numbers and letters written by the students are also very beautiful.

Ren Qinglin figured out the answer, stopped writing, and asked, "What did he come to arrest you for?"

"I don't know." Jian Ran rolled her eyes numbly, "I wonder if he found out that it was me yesterday."

Ren Qinglin comforted him: "No. If he found out, he wouldn't come to the senior now."

"That's why I'm so fascinated." Jian Ran massaged Ren Qinglin's arm with her chin, exaggerating deliberately: "You said, I won't be expelled from school, right?"

Ren Qinglin was very cooperative with his performance, "Maybe."

"..."

"If you are expelled from school, you can take the college entrance examination again," Ren Qinglin said with a smile, "and then become my junior."

Jian Ran was very angry, and the consequences were serious - Ren Qinglin was bitten on the back of her hand, leaving Jian Ran's faint teeth marks.

Ten minutes later, Jian Ran didn't wait for the counselor, but a senior she knew and a senior with a video camera came.

The senior sister explained: "Brother Shu asked us to find you to make up the New Year's greetings. Everyone else has finished shooting, so you are missing."

Jian Ran laughed dryly: "You don't need to work so hard."

Senior: "After all, you are responsible for the beauty of the academy, and no one can do without you."

Jian Ran was helpless: "But I really don't know what to say."

Senior: "Just say 'Happy New Year to everyone', anyway, they only look at your face."

Seeing that Ren Qinglin was also here, the senior sister said excitedly: "You can be together! The two male gods of the college are in the same frame to send blessings, and they will be popular!"

The senior hesitated and said, "But this time, didn't the video say that the sophomore students will be recorded uniformly?"

The senior sister said nonchalantly: "It's not a hard and fast rule, of course you can change it." The senior sister was eager to try, "How about it, do you want to go together?"

Jian Ran looked at Ren Qinglin: "Do you want it?"

Ren Qinglin said, "I'll listen to my senior."

"Let's go together," the senior sister urged, "You are so handsome, you are just for everyone to see."

Although Jian Ran's personality is a bit flamboyant, he has always been able to get out of this kind of limelight based on his face.But if it's with Ren Qinglin...

Jian Ran thought of the celebrity couples in the entertainment industry. They would take photos and record videos together during the New Years and festivals to send festive blessings to fans.He and Ren Qinglin are not celebrities, but they are also husband and wife. It is really...

So cool!

Jian Ran showed embarrassment, "Since senior sister sincerely invited us, then... okay."

"OK!" The senior was afraid that the male gods would regret it, "Then let's start right away! Recording here will disturb other students, shall we go to the entrance of the library?"

"But," Jane said awkwardly, "I haven't decided what to say..."

"Thinking while walking," the senior sister drove the ducks to the shelves, "Let's go!"

Ren Qinglin stood up, handed the coat and scarf to Jian Ran, "Put it on."

The four came to the door of the library.The library of their school was built magnificently, and the school motto was engraved on the main entrance.

The senior set up the camera, focused it, gestured "OK", and said, "You can start anytime."

Senior sister leaned over, "Let me see."

In the camera, the two are standing side by side, Jian Ran is a head shorter than Ren Qinglin.Jian Ran is wearing a short padded jacket, while Ren Qinglin is wearing a knee-length coat. The color of the coat is the same as Jian Ran's sweater, which is dark gray.

The senior sister forced her in a low voice: These two are not dressed as couples, why do they look so coordinated.

"Are you ready?" the senior asked, "Who will speak first?"

Ren Qinglin: "Senior first?"

"……Fine."

"Look at my command! 3, 2, 1——Action!"

Jian Ran showed a slightly stiff smile, and spoke a beat slower than usual: "2020 is coming, I wish you all a happy New Year, uh... academic progress, good health, happy every day."

After finishing the vulgar New Year's greetings, Jian Ran felt extremely inferior.When he complained about his dog roommate and his teammates while playing games, he made a lot of witty remarks, eloquently and vividly, why did he act like a primary school chicken when he came to this kind of occasion?

No culture, it's scary.

After Jian Ran finished speaking, the senior sister mouthed: "Ren Qinglin, it's your turn."

Ren Qinglin glanced at Jian Ran, turned to the camera, and said with a smile: "I hope that every day in 2020 will be as sweet as eating cotton candy."

Jane stretched out her hand to cover her eyes.

The junior is too good, the blood tank is empty.

In mid-December, college students ushered in the CET-[-] and CET-[-] exams.When Jian Ran was a freshman, she had already passed the fourth level, and this time she was going to take the sixth level.Shen Zixiao was different, last time he almost missed the line, this time it was World War II.Jian Ran could hear him reciting words every day in the dormitory, and every time she heard the same words.

"abandon, abandon, give up. abandon, abandon, give up..."

Jian Ran frowned: "You were reciting abandon when you were a freshman, and you still do it now. Do you want to recite it until your senior year?"

Shen Zixiao was confident: "Who made abandon the first word, alphabetical order, do you understand?"

Jian Ran sneered: "Then you will abandon for the rest of your life."

"Don't say that," Shen Zixiao said gloomily, "I will definitely be able to recite the second one next year."

Shen Zixiao must have gone mad, he "abandoned" in his dreams at night, Jian Ran couldn't sleep because of his noise, and almost couldn't resist murdering her roommate.

After finally waiting for Shen Zixiao to stop "abandon", Jian Ran felt sleepy for a while, when she was half asleep and half awake, she suddenly heard a roar: "Lu Shixuan, you bastard!"

Not only Jian Ran, but the other two were also woken up.Ke Yan asked in a daze, "What's the matter?"

Ji Yuanxi yawned, "No, I don't know wow..."

Jian Ran climbed out of bed and said, "It's okay, you sleep in your own."

Ke Yan fell back to sleep, Ji Yuanxi was lying on the side of the bed, seeing Jian Ran groping underneath, lowered her voice and asked, "But what are you doing?"

Jian Ran touched a marker pen and looked at the tip of the pen sullenly, "I'm going to bring justice."

Ji Yuanxi laughed, "But now you look a lot like the murderer in "Detective Conan"."

Jian Ran touched Shen Zixiao's bed, Shen Zixiao was still in a deep sleep, and his whole body was in the shape of "big".Jian Ran showed a cold smile, and waved her hand——

After taking revenge on her dog roommate, Jian Ran felt refreshed physically and mentally. She returned to her bed and fell asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow.

The CET-[-] exam was in the afternoon, and Jian Ran slept until noon.The first thing I did when I woke up was to ask my junior how he was doing in the fourth grade exam.

.R: Not bad. 【High score spray.jpg】

.R: Has the senior got up?

Jian Ran took a photo of the bed sheet.

Jian Ranran: [Picture]

Jian Ranran: Not yet.

.R: So I didn't eat breakfast either.

Jian Ranran: My wife is not here, so I don't want to eat. 【Hey Ha】【Hey Ha】【Hey Ha】

.R: Go to dinner now, I will pick up the seniors.

Jian Ranran: There's no need to pick it up, see you at the cafeteria door?

.R: I'm afraid the senior won't be able to get out of the dormitory by himself.

Jian Ranran: [Black question mark.jpg]

The door of the dormitory was opened with a "bang", and Shen Zixiao, who had just finished the fourth-level exam, went straight to Jian Ran's bed, "Jian Ran, are you fucking still sleeping?!"

Jian Ran was baffled, "I didn't take the test until this afternoon, what's wrong with sleeping till now?"

"I was almost killed by you!!!" Shen Zixiao got on Jian Ran's bed with a "thud, thud, thud" and directly pressed a mountain on Jian Ran's body, "Damn it, I officially declare war on you, today either you die or I die !"

Jian Ran was so overwhelmed that she couldn't breathe, "Ahem——Shen Zixiao, are you crazy? Don't you know how much you weigh! Let go of Dad—"

"Don't let go! Jane, let me tell you, you have to treat me to dinner, three meals! No, five meals! Otherwise, this matter will never end! "

Jian Ran was about to suffocate, "Please please, I please!"

Shen Zixiao sat up with a look of lovelessness.

Jian Ran rubbed her wrist, and said impatiently: "What's the matter?"

"You still have the nerve to ask?" Shen Zixiao sneered, "Let me ask you, what did you write on my face yesterday?"

Jian Ran paused, then remembered, "Isn't it just an 'abandon', it will be gone after washing."

Shen Zixiao's hands trembled slightly, "I overslept today, I don't have time to wash my face and look in the mirror."

Jian Ran stood still for a few seconds, "Pfft!"

Shen Zixiao became angry, "You fucking can still laugh?!"

"Hahahahahaha—" Jian Ran fell back on the bed, clutching her stomach, "I'm sorry Xiaogou, I don't want to laugh either, but I can't hold it back—hahahahahaha."

Shen Zixiao looked at Jian Ran rolling coldly, "I've been 'abandon' all the way, and the return rate is [-]%. What the hell, I thought I'd become Wu Yanzu when I woke up."

"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it." Jian Ran smiled and apologized sincerely, "I didn't expect you to take the exam without washing your face. So how did you find out in the end?"

Speaking of this, Shen Zixiao became even more depressed: "Lu Shixuan told me."

"He is also going to take the fourth grade?"

"His English is better than your family's Ren Qinglin. How could it be possible that he only took the fourth grade in the third year - he just sent me to the examination room."

Jian Ran was unhappy, "You know that his English is better than Ren Qinglin, have you heard what they say?"

"Jian Ran!" Shen Zixiao pointed at Jian Ran's nose and said, "Now you are the one who made a mistake, and I am the one who stands on the highest point of morality. It's fine if you don't call him foster father, but you still have the face to talk back?"

"Ah, I'm sorry." Jian Ran clasped her hands together, "Go on. Lu Shixuan told you, and you erased it?"

"Nonsense! Otherwise, would I still go to the examination room with it?" Shen Zixiao sarcastically said, "The invigilator will definitely say that I have never seen such a blatant cheater who writes words on his forehead..."

"Hahahahaha-"

Shen Zixiao said with disgust: "Stop laughing, arrange the big meal quickly."

"But I agreed to have dinner with Ren Qinglin..."

Shen Zixiao: "It's ok, brother has nothing to do, goodbye."

"Don't, don't, don't," Jian Ran held Shen Zixiao, "I'll give you a big red envelope for Christmas, so calm down."

Shen Zixiao was possessed by a showman, and put on a show: "Let go, who cares about your stinky money. Do you think money can buy everything?"

"Can't you?"

"I can't buy my heart anyway! I've given up on you!"

"Don't, Brother Xiao, give me another chance, let me make it up to you..."

Shen Zixiao came back in such a hurry that the door of the dormitory was not even closed.Ren Qinglin pushed open the door, and what he saw was the two of them on the same bed, entangled together.

Ren Qinglin: "..."