"What?" I pretended to be surprised and opened my eyes wide. "You want Rear Admiral Ragut to hand over the manufacturing technology of naval guns and spaceships?"
This is probably the best joke of the year I've ever heard.
I looked at the senior general officers of the Second Legion in front of me, because they didn't dare to face the handsome guy, so they attacked me first, and wanted to rely on the power of "pillow wind" to achieve their goal of getting something for nothing.
Lieutenant General Spencer wiped the two mustaches on his lips, and said: "We know that you are not only Major General Ragut's partner, but also his chief staff member. , you can be promoted to captain. But this is not a problem in the Second Army, as long as you can convince Major General Ragut, we can promise you all the conditions, not only provide you with military status, but also let you lead a team alone , Future achievements may not be as good as Major General Ragut."
I found it even more ridiculous: "Let me just persuade the handsome guy to hand over the core secrets, and even provoke our relationship? Uncles, you are too unkind!"
However, after I exposed the purpose, several generals still kept their expressions on their faces. Lieutenant General Spencer said again: "As long as there is a bloody man, he will not be willing to be subordinated to others. I believe I have read you correctly, Mr. Hilde." .”
"No, actually I'm quite willing to let others down." I spread my hands and said, "We have a clear division of labor when exercising on the bed, and the physical work is handed over to the handsome guy, and I'm in charge of lying down... This is quite harmonious."
Lieutenant General Spencer: "..."
"There is no free lunch in the world. If you want to get important technology, you have to pay a certain price." We also experienced a lot of battles when we got the destroyer-class naval gun. The checkpoints set by Prince Charles are interlocking. , Without a certain strength, it is impossible to go to the next step.
"Is the condition I just said not enough?" Lieutenant General Spencer asked in a deep voice, looking at me with eyes full of accusations.
I looked back at them like a fool: "You can ask if you can exchange a piece of candy with someone else for a house." As soon as Lieutenant General Spencer's lips moved, I continued, "If God If there is such a silly hat underneath, then I am willing to give out a box of candy and exchange all the properties under his name."
Lieutenant General Spencer: "..."
"No one's core technology is Chinese cabbage. If I buy your wife with a set of expensive jewelry and provide him with countless high-quality cheesy faces, her sex-life will no longer be limited by short-term, indecent- The troubles of poor position and lack of passion... Will your wife be willing?" I glanced at Lieutenant General Spencer sympathetically, "Even if my wife agrees, I don't think you will agree."
The rest of the general-level officers unconsciously set their sights on Lieutenant General Spencer.
"Sharp mouth!" Lieutenant General Spencer said angrily, "The people here are all your officers, so pay attention to what you say!"
"Huh, I remember that I don't seem to belong to the establishment of the Federal Military Department?" I tilted my head to look at him, "The people present are not my officers, I respectfully address you as 'you' just because you are all older than me, I'm more polite."
People present: "..."
Lieutenant General Smith held down Lieutenant General Spencer who was about to breathe fire, turned his head and smiled at me: "Spencer has this character, please don't be offended. Mr. Hilde, you just said that these technologies require conditions to be developed. In exchange, what is your condition?"
When others smiled at me, I also smiled back: "It's very simple. If you merge all your teams into the Ragut team, won't you be able to share technology?"
"That's impossible!" Lieutenant General Spencer laughed angrily, "It's just that you are complacent about defeating a few star thieves. How strong do you really think you are? If it weren't for that idiot Fogg retiring early, the rank of general would still be the same. It's not Ragut's turn to be hairless!"
"Whether Ragut's hair is long or not, do you know better than me?" I tutted.
Lieutenant General Spencer was so angry that he almost rushed over to beat me up. This time he was caught by three other generals, and Lieutenant General Smith warned him with his eyes.
Lieutenant General Smith still said in a more gentle tone: "Mr. Hilde, I hope what you said just now was not a joke."
"I'm really not joking." I also nodded to him, "Sooner or later, the position of the leader of the Second Legion will be occupied by a handsome guy. If you can see the situation clearly, you should understand that it is the best time to voluntarily hand over power now. , when more advanced weapons (Part No. [-]) are available, we will no longer be so pleasant."
Lieutenant General Smith smiled, suddenly his figure flickered, and he came behind me in the blink of an eye, clasping my throat with one hand.
"What if we exchange your life?" Lieutenant General Smith said in a springlike tone even if he threatened others, "Is your life not as good as those naval guns?"
"That's not true." I shook my head, not paying attention to the fingers on my neck, "I'm still a little confident about my importance in the eyes of a handsome guy. He will indeed ensure my safety in the first place. But After ensuring my safety, I will not be able to ensure your safety... The defense of Zisu Star is completely vulnerable to those naval guns. Even if the generals are confident that they can leave Zisu Star at the moment of artillery fire, I am afraid It's hard to guarantee that others will be so lucky, right?"
"What do you mean?"
"For example, Lieutenant General Spencer, I know that your wife will go to the beauty parlor every day at 4 o'clock in the afternoon to have a beauty treatment. In fact, she is not doing beauty treatment, but going to meet the person she is having an affair with..." I talked eloquently.
Lieutenant General Spencer's face turned pale with anger: "Smith, kill him for me!!"
Lieutenant General Smith let go of me instead, and took two steps back with a complicated expression on his face. He didn't look away vigilantly until he returned to the side of several generals.
Spencer: "Smith, you coward, why did you let him go?!"
Smith smiled wryly: "They even know better than you what your wife does every day, which shows that the intelligence network is more powerful than yours and mine. If you want to take hostages, you can find them anytime, anywhere."
"But……"
"I don't even pay attention to the defense of Zisu Star, what else can really hit Major General Ragut?" Lieutenant General Smith asked him, "And do you think I can really kill Mr. Hilde just now? "
"He's just a non-evolved—"
"Then do you think it's my hands that are faster, or his anti-gravity shield?" Lieutenant General Smith sighed to Lieutenant General Spencer.After a few seconds, he looked up at me again: "Let's think about this matter for a few more days."
I took off the anti-gravity device on my body, threw it away, and held it firmly in the palm of my hand. I smiled at them and said, "No problem. For older people, handsome guys and I have always given preferential treatment."
I put my right hand on my left chest and bowed to them with court etiquette, elegant and gentlemanly: "If there is nothing else, I will go first."
As soon as he left the office, he ran into a handsome guy head-on.
The handsome guy frowned slightly: "What are you doing here?"
I hugged the handsome guy's arm with a smile, and pulled him out: "A few uncles just came to drink tea and chat with me, don't worry about them."
"Really?" The handsome guy looked at me suspiciously, "What are you talking about?"
Speaking of this, I said angrily: "They actually encouraged me to counterattack! These uncles really have enough to eat and have nothing to do. They even control who goes up and down when others sleep."
handsome guy:"……"
"But don't worry, I have sternly rejected their help." I said to the handsome guy seriously, "I will not compete with you for this kind of physical work."
The author has something to say: Shou: The uncles are really lenient, my little heart is frightened, and I need comfort very much~
Gong: Come into my arms, I will comfort you.
Generals: We are just frightened! !
This is probably the best joke of the year I've ever heard.
I looked at the senior general officers of the Second Legion in front of me, because they didn't dare to face the handsome guy, so they attacked me first, and wanted to rely on the power of "pillow wind" to achieve their goal of getting something for nothing.
Lieutenant General Spencer wiped the two mustaches on his lips, and said: "We know that you are not only Major General Ragut's partner, but also his chief staff member. , you can be promoted to captain. But this is not a problem in the Second Army, as long as you can convince Major General Ragut, we can promise you all the conditions, not only provide you with military status, but also let you lead a team alone , Future achievements may not be as good as Major General Ragut."
I found it even more ridiculous: "Let me just persuade the handsome guy to hand over the core secrets, and even provoke our relationship? Uncles, you are too unkind!"
However, after I exposed the purpose, several generals still kept their expressions on their faces. Lieutenant General Spencer said again: "As long as there is a bloody man, he will not be willing to be subordinated to others. I believe I have read you correctly, Mr. Hilde." .”
"No, actually I'm quite willing to let others down." I spread my hands and said, "We have a clear division of labor when exercising on the bed, and the physical work is handed over to the handsome guy, and I'm in charge of lying down... This is quite harmonious."
Lieutenant General Spencer: "..."
"There is no free lunch in the world. If you want to get important technology, you have to pay a certain price." We also experienced a lot of battles when we got the destroyer-class naval gun. The checkpoints set by Prince Charles are interlocking. , Without a certain strength, it is impossible to go to the next step.
"Is the condition I just said not enough?" Lieutenant General Spencer asked in a deep voice, looking at me with eyes full of accusations.
I looked back at them like a fool: "You can ask if you can exchange a piece of candy with someone else for a house." As soon as Lieutenant General Spencer's lips moved, I continued, "If God If there is such a silly hat underneath, then I am willing to give out a box of candy and exchange all the properties under his name."
Lieutenant General Spencer: "..."
"No one's core technology is Chinese cabbage. If I buy your wife with a set of expensive jewelry and provide him with countless high-quality cheesy faces, her sex-life will no longer be limited by short-term, indecent- The troubles of poor position and lack of passion... Will your wife be willing?" I glanced at Lieutenant General Spencer sympathetically, "Even if my wife agrees, I don't think you will agree."
The rest of the general-level officers unconsciously set their sights on Lieutenant General Spencer.
"Sharp mouth!" Lieutenant General Spencer said angrily, "The people here are all your officers, so pay attention to what you say!"
"Huh, I remember that I don't seem to belong to the establishment of the Federal Military Department?" I tilted my head to look at him, "The people present are not my officers, I respectfully address you as 'you' just because you are all older than me, I'm more polite."
People present: "..."
Lieutenant General Smith held down Lieutenant General Spencer who was about to breathe fire, turned his head and smiled at me: "Spencer has this character, please don't be offended. Mr. Hilde, you just said that these technologies require conditions to be developed. In exchange, what is your condition?"
When others smiled at me, I also smiled back: "It's very simple. If you merge all your teams into the Ragut team, won't you be able to share technology?"
"That's impossible!" Lieutenant General Spencer laughed angrily, "It's just that you are complacent about defeating a few star thieves. How strong do you really think you are? If it weren't for that idiot Fogg retiring early, the rank of general would still be the same. It's not Ragut's turn to be hairless!"
"Whether Ragut's hair is long or not, do you know better than me?" I tutted.
Lieutenant General Spencer was so angry that he almost rushed over to beat me up. This time he was caught by three other generals, and Lieutenant General Smith warned him with his eyes.
Lieutenant General Smith still said in a more gentle tone: "Mr. Hilde, I hope what you said just now was not a joke."
"I'm really not joking." I also nodded to him, "Sooner or later, the position of the leader of the Second Legion will be occupied by a handsome guy. If you can see the situation clearly, you should understand that it is the best time to voluntarily hand over power now. , when more advanced weapons (Part No. [-]) are available, we will no longer be so pleasant."
Lieutenant General Smith smiled, suddenly his figure flickered, and he came behind me in the blink of an eye, clasping my throat with one hand.
"What if we exchange your life?" Lieutenant General Smith said in a springlike tone even if he threatened others, "Is your life not as good as those naval guns?"
"That's not true." I shook my head, not paying attention to the fingers on my neck, "I'm still a little confident about my importance in the eyes of a handsome guy. He will indeed ensure my safety in the first place. But After ensuring my safety, I will not be able to ensure your safety... The defense of Zisu Star is completely vulnerable to those naval guns. Even if the generals are confident that they can leave Zisu Star at the moment of artillery fire, I am afraid It's hard to guarantee that others will be so lucky, right?"
"What do you mean?"
"For example, Lieutenant General Spencer, I know that your wife will go to the beauty parlor every day at 4 o'clock in the afternoon to have a beauty treatment. In fact, she is not doing beauty treatment, but going to meet the person she is having an affair with..." I talked eloquently.
Lieutenant General Spencer's face turned pale with anger: "Smith, kill him for me!!"
Lieutenant General Smith let go of me instead, and took two steps back with a complicated expression on his face. He didn't look away vigilantly until he returned to the side of several generals.
Spencer: "Smith, you coward, why did you let him go?!"
Smith smiled wryly: "They even know better than you what your wife does every day, which shows that the intelligence network is more powerful than yours and mine. If you want to take hostages, you can find them anytime, anywhere."
"But……"
"I don't even pay attention to the defense of Zisu Star, what else can really hit Major General Ragut?" Lieutenant General Smith asked him, "And do you think I can really kill Mr. Hilde just now? "
"He's just a non-evolved—"
"Then do you think it's my hands that are faster, or his anti-gravity shield?" Lieutenant General Smith sighed to Lieutenant General Spencer.After a few seconds, he looked up at me again: "Let's think about this matter for a few more days."
I took off the anti-gravity device on my body, threw it away, and held it firmly in the palm of my hand. I smiled at them and said, "No problem. For older people, handsome guys and I have always given preferential treatment."
I put my right hand on my left chest and bowed to them with court etiquette, elegant and gentlemanly: "If there is nothing else, I will go first."
As soon as he left the office, he ran into a handsome guy head-on.
The handsome guy frowned slightly: "What are you doing here?"
I hugged the handsome guy's arm with a smile, and pulled him out: "A few uncles just came to drink tea and chat with me, don't worry about them."
"Really?" The handsome guy looked at me suspiciously, "What are you talking about?"
Speaking of this, I said angrily: "They actually encouraged me to counterattack! These uncles really have enough to eat and have nothing to do. They even control who goes up and down when others sleep."
handsome guy:"……"
"But don't worry, I have sternly rejected their help." I said to the handsome guy seriously, "I will not compete with you for this kind of physical work."
The author has something to say: Shou: The uncles are really lenient, my little heart is frightened, and I need comfort very much~
Gong: Come into my arms, I will comfort you.
Generals: We are just frightened! !
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