After the trumpet was ripped off

Her boyfriend came back, and Xiao Yanxi's long-distance relationship ended.On the first weekend when he met Ji Chenqi, he was as nervous as an online date.He didn't dare to choose white or pink tops because he was tanned a few degrees, and he thought black was not good-looking.Shuman knocked on the door of his room and urged, "Son, didn't you make an appointment with your classmate at ten o'clock? It's almost time, and the driver is waiting for you downstairs."

"Mom!" Xiao Yanxi opened the door of the room, his face was flushed because of changing clothes, and his hair was messed up. He said angrily, "I regret not wearing sunscreen! Look at me, I am no longer milk-skinned Xiao Yanxi gone."

Shu Man was happy, "You are Xiao Yanxi with chocolate milk skin, hurry up and don't keep people waiting for you."

Xiao Yanxi finally chose a white hooded sweater. He walked into the private room wearing a mask. Ji Chenchen was taken aback for a moment, and then said with a smile, "Those who don't know think you are a star, Xixi."

After Ji Chenchen finished speaking, he was about to take off his mask, Xiao Yanxi knocked his hand off, and said sullenly, "I'm tanned, I don't have the face to face people."

Ji Chenchen asked tentatively, "Wow, woof?"

Xiao Yanxi rolled her eyes coldly, "It's not funny."

Ji Chenche sighed, "Xixi, I haven't seen you for a long time. It's fine if you don't video with me, and you don't take off your mask when you meet."

"My appearance has plummeted, isn't it because I'm afraid you don't like me?"

Ji Chenchen was wronged, "Is it so easy for me not to like you?"

Xiao Yanxi asked back, "Isn't it because I'm good-looking that you like me?"

Ji Chenche: ...Although I think it's weird, but I seem to be unable to refute it.

Xiao Yanxi said convincingly, "You are superficial, you have never seen someone as good-looking as me, so you are fascinated by ghosts."

"Okay, okay." Ji Chenche agreed, "I'm superficial, you are the most beautiful in the universe, and what you said is right."

Xiao Yanxi glared at him, lowered her head and covered her mask, didn't drink milk tea or eat cakes, and took a fountain pen to scribble absent-mindedly on the math exercise book.No matter how slow Ji Chenche reacted, he finally realized that Xiao Yanxi was having a fight with him.

Ji Chenqi moved to Xiao Yanxi's side, glanced at the title, and couldn't help saying, "You drew the auxiliary line wrong."

Xiao Yanxi was not convinced, "Are you very good? Let me tell you, my brother is very good. No one else has won the first place with him."

Ji Chenchen said modestly, "I skipped grades in elementary school, and I'm not bad at math. Tutoring you is enough."

Xiao Yanxi expressed disbelief, "Aren't you an art student? My second brother's homework is a mess."

"I'm partial to subjects. I'm good at mathematics, but I don't know anything about English or Chinese."

Ji Chenqi then performed a live performance of solving a three-dimensional geometry problem for 2 minutes. Xiao Yanxi's eyes widened, completely forgetting that she was still angry, and said, "Then help me with my homework! I got a tutor, this is left by the teacher, my head hurts like hell."

Ji Chenche poked Xiao Yanxi's face through the mask, "Then what do you reward me with?"

Xiao Yanxi pretended to be mature and said, "Man, don't be too greedy. I even lied to my parents to go out with you on a date, isn't it the biggest reward for you?"

When other people date, they hug and hold each other high, but he can only do homework for his boyfriend. Ji Chenchen is struggling and can't tell.

Xiao Yanxi looked at him for a long time, and asked without beginning or end, "Is that Ruan Di good-looking?"

"Also... um? Who is Ruan Di?"

"Your company's junior sister." Xiao Yanxi curled her lips, her tone sour, "The fans say that you two have a flute and a scorpion, and you are a perfect match. It's like a natural pair, a natural pair. I also asked the company to give you two a limited set."

Ji Chenche laughed, have you been jealous all along?

"That's ridiculous. The words I said to her didn't exceed five sentences. Besides, I think Che and Xiao are the best match. Xixi, can you take off the mask now?"

Xiao Yanxi nodded, and said, "I don't think she looks good. Although I'm tanned, I'll be back soon."

"Okay." Ji Chenqi said seriously, "I promise I won't fall in love with you before you come back in vain."

Xiao Yanxi became anxious, "Then what happens after I come back in vain?"

Ji Chenchen exaggerated, "Then you are the most beautiful in the universe! It is even more impossible to empathize with someone else."

Xiao Yanxi happily held Ji Chenchen's face and kissed it several times, and then said, "I actually quite understand your marketing routine. If you speculate on CP with others, I won't be angry, really."

"Are you that generous?"

"I haven't finished talking, there can be no physical contact, and no fake shows. You must tell me before you hype, or I will ask my brother to block you."

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Xiao Ranran took over the theme song of the same name from "Si Ning", and Qi Ming also arranged for Song Xinrui to sing with him.According to Xiao Ranran's itinerary, the location was set at Jiahua's recording studio.

At the same time, the recording of the third season of "All Miracle" will start tomorrow, and the first episode will fly to Shanghai.Although Xiaobie is better than a newlywed, Shaobai is still reluctant.As a freshman, he turned into a big-tailed wolf almost every day, wishing he could eat three meals a day.The two people who had nothing serious to do pushed back all the schedules they could, and they even euphemistically called it "single for more than [-] years and want to have a good relationship".

In this way, there are more and more bed sheets in Xiao Ranran's house, and they are changed and washed more and more frequently.A while ago, Shaobai watched Zijin's big manga and suddenly had a whim. The day before yesterday, he took handcuffs and wanted to play the prison/imprisonment play that he had been thinking about, and deliberately kept it from Xiao Ranran for the sake of effect.Unknowingly, Xiao Ranran was handcuffed as soon as he came home from the show, and there was a story about a kidnapper, S/M's handcuffs were too loose, he broke free easily, and when he called the police, he was completely naked The uniform appeared behind him, Xiao Ranran was so angry that he beat him up and kicked him out of the villa, even changed the password of the gate, and dragged him into the blacklist.

Thus broke out the first Cold War together.

Xiao Ranran was calm on the surface, but in reality he was scratching his head.The first thing I say when I wake up every day is to guess where Shao Bai is.Every time I eat an extra grain of rice, I want to know if he has a good rest.Like an old mother waiting for her son to come home, but this old mother has completely forgotten that she herself started the war.

The theme song will take several hours to record, Song Xinrui can sing well, Xiao Ranran guides her with the producer through the glass of the recording studio.

At this moment, Ji Chenqi made a phone call, and everyone in the room was silent for an instant. Xiao Ranran smiled apologetically, and answered the call. It was Shao Bai who had been blocked for two days.

He said stickily, "Daughter-in-law! Don't be angry, I can't sleep well every day when you drive me out, and I can't even cover the dark circles under my eyes."

For a moment, Xiao Ranran obviously felt that he was focusing all his eyes on him alone. He suddenly felt embarrassed, turned down the volume of the phone call and went out, and said in a low voice: "... Is Ji Chenche next to you? Can you a little……"

How about a little reserved? ? ?

Shao Bai continued to feel wronged and wronged, "Come down quickly to pick me up, the security guard won't let me in."

"Why don't you let him bring you up?"

"You haven't seen your husband for two days! Don't you miss me? Hurry up, I'll wait for you on the first floor."

Xiao Ranran had no choice but to go back to the recording studio and explain to everyone, "I have a family member coming over in a while, so you can just go about your own business."

As soon as the door was closed, almost everyone let out a sigh of relief. There was no other reason. Xiao Ranran had a cold face since the beginning of the recording. His good work ethic would not make him absent-minded because of the cold war with Shaobai, but it also made him Inadvertently manage expressions.Song Xinrui covered her heart and couldn't help but communicate with the producer, "Did I sing badly just now? Why is Young Master Xiao so ugly?"

The producer waved his hands and said, "He's almost the same as usual, but he's a little more serious today."

The staff whispered in the corner, "It's because I had a bad fight with his family..."

"Yeah, when I answer the phone, my face turns cloudy."

"By the way, it's the first time I've seen that real person! I'm nervous!"

"Then take a good look this time, but don't look too much, be careful that Young Master Xiao will pick out your eyeballs."

The moment the two people in the center of the topic pushed the door open, all voices stopped abruptly.Shaobai greeted everyone familiarly, then found a chair and sat down on his own, obediently acting like a family member of the singing god.

Xiao Mo, a new employee who met Master Shaobai for the first time, took the opportunity to ask for an autograph. He wanted to shake hands, but he didn't dare because he was afraid that Xiao Ranran would be unhappy.

After signing, Shao Bai asked, "Where is Xiao Ranran's phone?"

Xiaomo replied nervously, "I'm here, do you want it?"

Shaobai nodded, took the phone and dragged himself out of the blacklist, and changed his note to "husband".

After the recording ended, Xiao Ranran and Shao Bai went to the staff cafeteria, and brought Song Xinrui with them.

Song Xinrui took a group photo of the three of them and posted on Weibo: I also worked hard today!Please pay more attention to "Sinning"!

ps: "Dog food" was eaten from the set to the recording studio. It didn't hold up, really.

Shaobai replied: You are welcome to join Shaoran's fan membership, and you will not suffer a loss if you become a shareholder of Shaoran.

On the way home, Shaobai sincerely apologized again, and promised again and again that he would never cosplay suddenly without a good agreement, and then slept well with Xiao Ranran for another night before leaving.

In the first episode of the third season of "All Miracles", the program team invited a female guest, Lin Tingting, because the filming of the movie did not come back in early Xia.Lin Tingting is famous for her pure and sweet appearance, and her fans call her Tingbao.

The theme of the first program is to find Shanghai's niche delicacies. Lin Tingting can designate who to group with, and the others will draw lots by themselves.Except for Shaobai, the male hosts swarmed up and tried their best, expressing their joy of "thanks to the program group for finally inviting a female guest", but unexpectedly, Lin Tingting chose Shaobai.

Ding Ruichen said in surprise, "Tingbao, you two won't have any stories if you choose him, I'm a golden bachelor."

Lin Tingting smiled shyly, "I think Brother Shao and I are more destined."

Shaobai's right eyelid twitched a few times, a married man couldn't stand this kind of ambiguous hype.

The day of recording the program coincided with Lin Tingting's menstrual period. She swallowed several painkillers and her complexion gradually improved.Shaobai carried forward his gentlemanly demeanor, since he did not have any ambitions for the ranking, he simply ate, played and strolled, and tried to bring his baby over next time.

In the eyes of passers-by, Lin Tingting is enjoying life very well.Asking directions, making strategies, and queuing up to buy things are all done by Shaobai. Fans snapped a few Reuters photos and posted them on Weibo.The crux of the problem is that the snack is between him and Lin Tingting. They both stood at the same time, looking down at the snack. For a moment, they couldn't tell whether Shaobai was going to feed her or put it in his mouth. A little ambiguous.

After recording the program the next day, the two ranked first from the bottom.Lin Tingting felt a little embarrassed and invited Shao Bai to dinner at a western restaurant in Shanghai.

As soon as Shao Bai picked up the knife and fork, he felt something was wrong. After being a celebrity for several years, he had fully developed his sensitivity to paparazzi.He pretended to be normal and chatted with Lin Tingting for a while, but actually looked around without a trace, and soon caught a paparazzi taking a picture with a mobile phone, Shao Bai got up and motioned for the person to find a quiet place to talk to him, and looked at each one. Looking at the photo he took, he asked, "Are you new here?"

The paparazzi timidly said yes.

Shao Bai sneered, and asked, "Didn't your boss tell you what the rules are?"

"Say it, the boss said that if you take a picture of you, you must never post it." The paparazzi argued, "Brother Shao, I'm really just here for dinner. I'm not a paparazzi. I'm a serious reporter and a fan of yours. The photo was taken of yourself on purpose, so don’t get me wrong. If you don’t believe me, you can delete all the photos now.”

Shaobai took a closer look, and it was really only him.He patted the serious little reporter on the shoulder and said with a smile, "It's okay, let's do it. The copywriting is a bit ambiguous, just say that after Shaobai's show, he had dinner with a young woman and had a good conversation until late at night. What do you think of this?" ?”

The reporter opened his mouth wide enough to swallow an egg, and asked incredulously, "Ah???!"

"Ah what? Is this copywriting not good?" Shao Bai asked back, and then said, "Then you can read it, the more ambiguous the better, I am optimistic about you. You take this check, I will see it tonight This piece of gossip is a hot search, come on."

The reporter stared at Shaobai walking away, gritted his teeth, logged on to the magazine's marketing account, and posted on Weibo exactly what Shaobai said.

The boss saw that he almost couldn't hold back his anger, and called him back to the magazine after a series of fatal calls, poked him on the forehead, and said bitterly, "You want our magazine to go bankrupt, don't you! You don't even have this kind of stuff Dare to post! Do you know Qiao Shen, the popular host of a certain station before? Do you know why he is silent now? Because he offended this person, he was blocked! I said you just came to report for three days, and you ate it Xiong Xin Leopard is so daring! Let’s kill first and play later!!!”

The little reporter was about to cry from fright, and replied tremblingly, "I'm not! I didn't! Shao Baifei asked me to post it!!!"

The boss gasped, and asked sharply, "Are you still fooling me?! I think you just don't want to do it anymore, and you're going to drag the entire magazine into the water, right!!! Get the hell out of me right now!!! Not only get out, I will sue you!!!"

The little reporter knelt down to the boss with a plop, and cried out, "I'm telling the truth, why don't you believe it! Shaobai also gave me a check, please let me send it!"

The boss also knelt down, and the two seemed to be sworn brothers for a while.

The magazine office was brightly lit and working overtime, the other chief editors were anxiously scrolling through Weibo, not knowing what the truth of the matter was, and the boss Shaobai still couldn't get through on the phone.It is impossible to delete Weibo. It is obvious that the magazine cannot do the thing of slapping oneself in the face.

After a while, things finally moved on.

Shaobai reposted that Weibo, with a somewhat smug tone: "1. It's purely a fabrication. 2. Already on the way home kneeling on the washboard. 3. In the future, I will definitely not eat anywhere without Ran Ran!"

An editor-in-chief gritted his teeth and read Shaobai's response, and cursed angrily, "Get out! What the hell is it that you are in love or not in love! Because this shit has made me tremble for so long! Is he sick??! This is Human?! This is the devil! The devil!!"

The editor-in-chief roared with stares in his eyes, suddenly lacked oxygen, and almost passed out.

The boss wiped his nose and tears expressionlessly, helped the little reporter up, and said, "The check...show me."

The little reporter took out the check from his pocket and handed it over. When the boss saw Shao Bai's signature, he was convinced, with mixed feelings in his heart.I have been in the industry for decades, I have seen people who show affection, but I have never seen people who have no opportunity to show affection but also create opportunities to show love.Such a shameless and blatant show operation can be recorded in the annals of history.

The magazine office was so quiet that one could hear a needle being dropped, exhaustion and helplessness were written on everyone's faces, and the silent condemnation of a certain male star surnamed Shao, the total could be written as thick as a book of "Historical Records".

The boss looked ten years older after experiencing great sorrow and joy. He cleared his throat and concluded, "Today is a very special day for our magazine. I would like to apologize to our new reporter for making a fuss. Such a big oolong is not his fault, some people are really shameless."

"The whole check will be given to him as a pension, do you have any objections?"

"Also, our magazine will add one more rule starting today."

"For the sake of everyone's life, if you see Shaobai, you must take a detour. Follow the principles of three nos and three defenses, don't listen, don't look, don't talk, prevent fire and theft, and prevent Shaobai. There is really no way to escape..." The boss paused After a while, he continued, "Let's force him to die."

"Peermates with good relations... also remind a little bit. The meeting is over."

Since then, Shaobai has become a legend in the media world. Not only has he won the "Most Frightened Artist" for five consecutive years, but he has also become a classic case that every journalist should know. Wrong Shaobai.

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Take a day off tomorrow hahaha!This chapter is super cool!