"Hmm...Mao Jiu, right? You just lie lazily on your side on the mat first. Pay attention to laziness, do you know what laziness is? It's just...that's it, the eyes should be blurred, the figure should be enchanting..."
Qi Qi tried his best to make Mao Jiu understand what he meant. At first, he just tried to talk because of Lin Luozhi's words, and didn't hold out much hope. As a result, Mao Jiu's calm and composed reaction made him unable to resist getting into the drama too deeply. There is a sense of sight that "the cat can understand and understand every word I say", and the words become more and more abstract.
"..." Mao Jiu was very suspicious of how Qi Qi's cat movies that supported the scene were made.Don't say he's a cat, it's difficult for a normal person to do that, okay?Could it be that this person personally demonstrated the various temptations of the shit-shoveling officer... Forget it, the picture is too beautiful to think about it, I'd better do it myself.
Qi Qi was still racking his brains to think of words to make Mao Jiu understand, when he got up and walked slowly to the mat, slammed to the side, then opened his mouth wide and yawned, his eyes suddenly became wet.Mao Jiu narrowed his eyes again, Ooh, this contestant performed gratifyingly, and his emotions are well controlled.
"That's right! That's it! Don't move! Stay in this state and don't move!" Qi Qi's eyes were glued to Mao Jiu's body the whole time. At this moment, there was a sudden explosion, and his emotional agitation can be described as heart-piercing.He rushed to grab the camera, as if he was afraid that the inspiration would slip away in the next second, while adjusting the camera, he kept muttering, "Don't move, don't move... Hey, okay, that's it... Okay! Perfect!"
Qi Qi took seven or eight pictures in a row, then hugged the camera and praised.Of course Lin Luozhi wanted to rush to be the first audience member, trotting all the way over to watch, and complimenting him with him while watching.
Qi Qi looked frantic: "Look at this picture!"
Lin Luozhi was very cooperative: "Wow!"
Qi Qi's eyes lit up: "Look at this picture again!"
Lin Luozhi's face showed joy: "Ah!"
Qi Qi raised his arms and shouted: "This one! It's a masterpiece!"
Lin Luozhi applauded wildly: "That's great!"
"..." The aloof Jiuye said he didn't want to talk and threw a bunch of yawns at the two mentally handicapped people.
Qi Qi had already classified Lin Luozhi as a bosom friend, and reached out to pat him on the shoulder, but was quickly dodged.Fortunately, the photographer Qi Da was not thinking about it at all at this time, and he scanned the photos reluctantly again, like a wild dog running away from the rein, and ran straight towards Mao Jiu: "Mao Jiu, Mao Jiu, let's continue!"
Mao Jiu looked at the galloping human being, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
Qi Qi considers himself to be a conscientious and good photographer, which is reflected in his meticulous technical guidance and vivid language expression.At the beginning, he was still very conservative, but Maojiu was too smart, which made people want to let go.
"Hmm...Mao Jiu, try that...Golden Rooster Independent."
"……"I will endure.Mao Jiu raised one leg tremblingly, and stretched his arms to the sides.
"Very good! Very good! Let me think about something else... Yes! The imperial concubine is drunk."
"..." Continue to endure.Mao Jiuyi flung his arms and went down, leaning against the pile of props and flowers and looking at the camera.
"Wonderful! Wonderful! Next is the monkey stealing the peach, that's it, that's it, you understand, right?"
"..." Then, bear with him for the last time... What the hell is this!I see?What do I understand? !
Mao Jiu closed his eyes, and made a gesture that he must have been very obscene with a face that he couldn't bear to look directly at.
"Mao Jiu, you are a natural Madou! There will never be anyone more suitable for this career than you!" Qi Qi boasted wildly, Mao Jiu just wanted to complain about which human Madou would be played by a photographer like this without a fight The matter cannot be finished, so Qi Qi slapped his left hand with his right hand, his eyes sparkled, "I figured it out! Let's use the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon!"
"..." Mao Jiu kicked over the fake peach next to her and threw herself into Sho Shi's arms begging for a hug.This question is beyond the outline!Master Jiu, I quit!
"Hey, that's it, Mao Jiu is tired." Qi Qi wanted to say something else, but Lin Luozhi blocked him first, stroking Mao Jiu's belly with pity, and rubbed his chin at the same time overhead.Mao Jiu snored contentedly, and hugged Lin Luozhi's arm tightly and didn't let go: Yes, yes, but I have to shovel excrement and cook steamed fish to get up when I'm tired.
"But Shen Qing told me that your new book needs..." Qi Qi didn't give up, Lin Luozhi hurriedly raised a hand in surrender, and smiled helplessly: "It's really unnecessary, this is very good, really of."
"Okay..." After the master said so, Qi Qi couldn't continue to insist, so he could only play with the camera to flip through the photos.Flipping through the chatterbox, he collapsed again, his face was full of intoxication in capital letters, bold and underlined, "Hey, you cat is so smart, like a human, you can understand everything - no, no, you are more obedient than a human , people sometimes do it on purpose. Ah, look at the light, look at the composition, look at the look, look at the flickering eyes and foul movements...Ah! The top set of giants in my career Tsukuru is about to be born!"
Shen Qing sat on the side and drank tea, not wanting to expose how many times he had said this.
Mao Jiu, who was praised to the sky, yawned with a blushing face and a sincere heart. He knew that he was very good, and this person's noisy praise not only did not make him happy, but even bored him a little.
Please shut up, please. You have a mouth that beeps all day long, and my shit shoveler hasn't said anything yet... Yes!
Mao Jiu frowned, realizing that things were not that simple.
I'm so awesome!My shit shovel didn't say anything!No!Not a single word!
Mao Jiu quietly glanced to the side, Lin Luozhi was turning his head to listen to Qi Qi's story of getting rich, occasionally nodding in agreement, and still resting his hands on his back to stroke his hair.Maojiu moved, trying to attract attention to no avail, moved again, this time Lin Luozhi simply picked him up, and put him on his shoulders like coaxing a child.
Mao Jiu, who felt completely ignored: "..." Is he perfunctory me?Is his heart no longer here?Does he have other cats out there?
Lin Luozhi had no idea that he had offended his master again by being careless, and was still fighting with Qi Qi with difficulty.Just now Shen Qing educated him, it was nothing more than not being so ignorant, not going out according to one's own preferences, not being able to just ignore others, learning to communicate, and so on.Lin Luozhi managed to get together to finish the meal, thinking that he would go back to give Maojiu a small treat, and finally pushed Qi Qi to stay with him very enthusiastically.
"Come to play again next time! Remember to bring your cat with you!" If Lin Luozhi hadn't shown his obvious refusal, Qi Qi would probably be able to hug him tightly and become brothers everywhere.After the car drove a long way, Qi Qi was still waving his hand to see him off, Lin Luozhi rubbed his face against Mao Jiu's neck, and whispered, "I'm not coming anymore, what should I do if I ran away with my Mao Jiu... ..."
"..." Mao Jiu was inexplicably happy when she heard this.
Really only a little bit!Mao Jiu grabbed Lin Luozhi's neckline and shouted loudly in her heart.
"Luozhi, I'll take you here. I'll talk to the printing company about the postcards tomorrow." Shen Qing was still in a rush to another dinner, so she put Lin Luozhi and Mao Jiu down at the nearest intersection.Lin Luozhi didn't forget to hold the bag of precious cat toys tightly in her hand, and then got out of the car with the cat in her arms.
It's been an afternoon of getting tired, Mao Jiu wanted to shovel shit, and it probably hurt his hand to carry him, so he jumped down very consciously.Lin Luozhi was talking about something with Shen Qing, when he suddenly felt a weight on his arm, he hurriedly turned his head and called, "Cat Nine!"
"?" Mao Jiu sat on the ground in front of her and tilted her head in doubt when she heard the call.Only then did Lin Luozhi breathe a sigh of relief, and when Shen Qing came back to his senses, he smiled and stretched out his hand in front of his eyes, shaking: "I said Luozhi, don't be so nervous, it's not like you don't know Maojiu's IQ, there won't be one." questionable."
"It's because IQ is too high that I'm worried..." Lin Luozhi muttered in a low voice, and waved his hand when Shen Qing couldn't hear the question clearly, "Brother Chen, go ahead, I'll trouble you today."
"That's fine, I'll go first." There was another call to urge Shen Qing to leave in a hurry.Lin Luozhi watched him for three seconds, then took a step forward, knelt down and rubbed Mao Jiu's head, and complained in a low voice, "Mao Jiu, why are you running? I thought..."
Lin Luozhi fell silent while talking.Although Maojiu is already very AR, human emotions are too complicated, and sometimes he can't understand them.Especially this kind of hesitating to say something and then disappearing in the middle of it, it will drive the cat crazy.
Why do you make it clear!How would I know if you didn't tell me!Lin Luozhi was always like this, Mao Jiu could feel his nervousness and uneasiness, and knew that his negative emotions were all because of him, but he didn't realize what he did wrong.The inability to change the status quo made Mao Jiu very angry. He saw a dark public fitness area next to him, and ran there directly.
"Hey Maojiu! Where are you going?" Lin Luozhi panicked, got up and chased after her.However, the illumination range of the street lamp is limited, and with the pure natural concealment color of black, if Mao Jiu closes his eyes, there is no way to find him in the dark.Lin Luozhi was about to go crazy, and he was running around like a headless chicken while screaming in succession: "Cat Nine, Cat Nine, Cat Nine... Come out quickly, what happened, why did you run away... I can't find Cat Nine it's your turn……"
The inexplicable fire in Mao Jiu's heart hadn't dissipated yet, seeing Lin Luozhi like this couldn't bear it anymore.He came out from behind the swing set he had been hiding in, meowing in confusion.When Lin Luozhi turned back in response, his eyes were full of unconcealable surprises. Maojiu felt a gust of wind blowing around him, and the next second he was strangled tightly.
Lin Luozhi heard a nasal sound, buried her face in his chest and rubbed back and forth: "Mao Jiu, you can scratch me if you are angry, just don't leave without saying a word, I will not find you..."
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at myself.Mao Jiu wanted to say it but couldn't. He felt a little guilty, and besides that, his heartbeat was also speeding up inexplicably.He couldn't see Lin Luozhi's expression, but he could feel the trembling of the man's arms around him, and his chest seemed to be a little wet.
"..." Mao Jiu seriously reflected on herself, and decided not to do such things as leaving without saying goodbye in the future.The thought popped up again, thumping in the chest intensified.
It would be great if I could become a human... If I could become a human, many things could be explained clearly.
Qi Qi tried his best to make Mao Jiu understand what he meant. At first, he just tried to talk because of Lin Luozhi's words, and didn't hold out much hope. As a result, Mao Jiu's calm and composed reaction made him unable to resist getting into the drama too deeply. There is a sense of sight that "the cat can understand and understand every word I say", and the words become more and more abstract.
"..." Mao Jiu was very suspicious of how Qi Qi's cat movies that supported the scene were made.Don't say he's a cat, it's difficult for a normal person to do that, okay?Could it be that this person personally demonstrated the various temptations of the shit-shoveling officer... Forget it, the picture is too beautiful to think about it, I'd better do it myself.
Qi Qi was still racking his brains to think of words to make Mao Jiu understand, when he got up and walked slowly to the mat, slammed to the side, then opened his mouth wide and yawned, his eyes suddenly became wet.Mao Jiu narrowed his eyes again, Ooh, this contestant performed gratifyingly, and his emotions are well controlled.
"That's right! That's it! Don't move! Stay in this state and don't move!" Qi Qi's eyes were glued to Mao Jiu's body the whole time. At this moment, there was a sudden explosion, and his emotional agitation can be described as heart-piercing.He rushed to grab the camera, as if he was afraid that the inspiration would slip away in the next second, while adjusting the camera, he kept muttering, "Don't move, don't move... Hey, okay, that's it... Okay! Perfect!"
Qi Qi took seven or eight pictures in a row, then hugged the camera and praised.Of course Lin Luozhi wanted to rush to be the first audience member, trotting all the way over to watch, and complimenting him with him while watching.
Qi Qi looked frantic: "Look at this picture!"
Lin Luozhi was very cooperative: "Wow!"
Qi Qi's eyes lit up: "Look at this picture again!"
Lin Luozhi's face showed joy: "Ah!"
Qi Qi raised his arms and shouted: "This one! It's a masterpiece!"
Lin Luozhi applauded wildly: "That's great!"
"..." The aloof Jiuye said he didn't want to talk and threw a bunch of yawns at the two mentally handicapped people.
Qi Qi had already classified Lin Luozhi as a bosom friend, and reached out to pat him on the shoulder, but was quickly dodged.Fortunately, the photographer Qi Da was not thinking about it at all at this time, and he scanned the photos reluctantly again, like a wild dog running away from the rein, and ran straight towards Mao Jiu: "Mao Jiu, Mao Jiu, let's continue!"
Mao Jiu looked at the galloping human being, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
Qi Qi considers himself to be a conscientious and good photographer, which is reflected in his meticulous technical guidance and vivid language expression.At the beginning, he was still very conservative, but Maojiu was too smart, which made people want to let go.
"Hmm...Mao Jiu, try that...Golden Rooster Independent."
"……"I will endure.Mao Jiu raised one leg tremblingly, and stretched his arms to the sides.
"Very good! Very good! Let me think about something else... Yes! The imperial concubine is drunk."
"..." Continue to endure.Mao Jiuyi flung his arms and went down, leaning against the pile of props and flowers and looking at the camera.
"Wonderful! Wonderful! Next is the monkey stealing the peach, that's it, that's it, you understand, right?"
"..." Then, bear with him for the last time... What the hell is this!I see?What do I understand? !
Mao Jiu closed his eyes, and made a gesture that he must have been very obscene with a face that he couldn't bear to look directly at.
"Mao Jiu, you are a natural Madou! There will never be anyone more suitable for this career than you!" Qi Qi boasted wildly, Mao Jiu just wanted to complain about which human Madou would be played by a photographer like this without a fight The matter cannot be finished, so Qi Qi slapped his left hand with his right hand, his eyes sparkled, "I figured it out! Let's use the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon!"
"..." Mao Jiu kicked over the fake peach next to her and threw herself into Sho Shi's arms begging for a hug.This question is beyond the outline!Master Jiu, I quit!
"Hey, that's it, Mao Jiu is tired." Qi Qi wanted to say something else, but Lin Luozhi blocked him first, stroking Mao Jiu's belly with pity, and rubbed his chin at the same time overhead.Mao Jiu snored contentedly, and hugged Lin Luozhi's arm tightly and didn't let go: Yes, yes, but I have to shovel excrement and cook steamed fish to get up when I'm tired.
"But Shen Qing told me that your new book needs..." Qi Qi didn't give up, Lin Luozhi hurriedly raised a hand in surrender, and smiled helplessly: "It's really unnecessary, this is very good, really of."
"Okay..." After the master said so, Qi Qi couldn't continue to insist, so he could only play with the camera to flip through the photos.Flipping through the chatterbox, he collapsed again, his face was full of intoxication in capital letters, bold and underlined, "Hey, you cat is so smart, like a human, you can understand everything - no, no, you are more obedient than a human , people sometimes do it on purpose. Ah, look at the light, look at the composition, look at the look, look at the flickering eyes and foul movements...Ah! The top set of giants in my career Tsukuru is about to be born!"
Shen Qing sat on the side and drank tea, not wanting to expose how many times he had said this.
Mao Jiu, who was praised to the sky, yawned with a blushing face and a sincere heart. He knew that he was very good, and this person's noisy praise not only did not make him happy, but even bored him a little.
Please shut up, please. You have a mouth that beeps all day long, and my shit shoveler hasn't said anything yet... Yes!
Mao Jiu frowned, realizing that things were not that simple.
I'm so awesome!My shit shovel didn't say anything!No!Not a single word!
Mao Jiu quietly glanced to the side, Lin Luozhi was turning his head to listen to Qi Qi's story of getting rich, occasionally nodding in agreement, and still resting his hands on his back to stroke his hair.Maojiu moved, trying to attract attention to no avail, moved again, this time Lin Luozhi simply picked him up, and put him on his shoulders like coaxing a child.
Mao Jiu, who felt completely ignored: "..." Is he perfunctory me?Is his heart no longer here?Does he have other cats out there?
Lin Luozhi had no idea that he had offended his master again by being careless, and was still fighting with Qi Qi with difficulty.Just now Shen Qing educated him, it was nothing more than not being so ignorant, not going out according to one's own preferences, not being able to just ignore others, learning to communicate, and so on.Lin Luozhi managed to get together to finish the meal, thinking that he would go back to give Maojiu a small treat, and finally pushed Qi Qi to stay with him very enthusiastically.
"Come to play again next time! Remember to bring your cat with you!" If Lin Luozhi hadn't shown his obvious refusal, Qi Qi would probably be able to hug him tightly and become brothers everywhere.After the car drove a long way, Qi Qi was still waving his hand to see him off, Lin Luozhi rubbed his face against Mao Jiu's neck, and whispered, "I'm not coming anymore, what should I do if I ran away with my Mao Jiu... ..."
"..." Mao Jiu was inexplicably happy when she heard this.
Really only a little bit!Mao Jiu grabbed Lin Luozhi's neckline and shouted loudly in her heart.
"Luozhi, I'll take you here. I'll talk to the printing company about the postcards tomorrow." Shen Qing was still in a rush to another dinner, so she put Lin Luozhi and Mao Jiu down at the nearest intersection.Lin Luozhi didn't forget to hold the bag of precious cat toys tightly in her hand, and then got out of the car with the cat in her arms.
It's been an afternoon of getting tired, Mao Jiu wanted to shovel shit, and it probably hurt his hand to carry him, so he jumped down very consciously.Lin Luozhi was talking about something with Shen Qing, when he suddenly felt a weight on his arm, he hurriedly turned his head and called, "Cat Nine!"
"?" Mao Jiu sat on the ground in front of her and tilted her head in doubt when she heard the call.Only then did Lin Luozhi breathe a sigh of relief, and when Shen Qing came back to his senses, he smiled and stretched out his hand in front of his eyes, shaking: "I said Luozhi, don't be so nervous, it's not like you don't know Maojiu's IQ, there won't be one." questionable."
"It's because IQ is too high that I'm worried..." Lin Luozhi muttered in a low voice, and waved his hand when Shen Qing couldn't hear the question clearly, "Brother Chen, go ahead, I'll trouble you today."
"That's fine, I'll go first." There was another call to urge Shen Qing to leave in a hurry.Lin Luozhi watched him for three seconds, then took a step forward, knelt down and rubbed Mao Jiu's head, and complained in a low voice, "Mao Jiu, why are you running? I thought..."
Lin Luozhi fell silent while talking.Although Maojiu is already very AR, human emotions are too complicated, and sometimes he can't understand them.Especially this kind of hesitating to say something and then disappearing in the middle of it, it will drive the cat crazy.
Why do you make it clear!How would I know if you didn't tell me!Lin Luozhi was always like this, Mao Jiu could feel his nervousness and uneasiness, and knew that his negative emotions were all because of him, but he didn't realize what he did wrong.The inability to change the status quo made Mao Jiu very angry. He saw a dark public fitness area next to him, and ran there directly.
"Hey Maojiu! Where are you going?" Lin Luozhi panicked, got up and chased after her.However, the illumination range of the street lamp is limited, and with the pure natural concealment color of black, if Mao Jiu closes his eyes, there is no way to find him in the dark.Lin Luozhi was about to go crazy, and he was running around like a headless chicken while screaming in succession: "Cat Nine, Cat Nine, Cat Nine... Come out quickly, what happened, why did you run away... I can't find Cat Nine it's your turn……"
The inexplicable fire in Mao Jiu's heart hadn't dissipated yet, seeing Lin Luozhi like this couldn't bear it anymore.He came out from behind the swing set he had been hiding in, meowing in confusion.When Lin Luozhi turned back in response, his eyes were full of unconcealable surprises. Maojiu felt a gust of wind blowing around him, and the next second he was strangled tightly.
Lin Luozhi heard a nasal sound, buried her face in his chest and rubbed back and forth: "Mao Jiu, you can scratch me if you are angry, just don't leave without saying a word, I will not find you..."
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at myself.Mao Jiu wanted to say it but couldn't. He felt a little guilty, and besides that, his heartbeat was also speeding up inexplicably.He couldn't see Lin Luozhi's expression, but he could feel the trembling of the man's arms around him, and his chest seemed to be a little wet.
"..." Mao Jiu seriously reflected on herself, and decided not to do such things as leaving without saying goodbye in the future.The thought popped up again, thumping in the chest intensified.
It would be great if I could become a human... If I could become a human, many things could be explained clearly.
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