I have a building in the downtown

As an ordinary citizen, Lin Wuchang has never entered a police station and dealt with police uncles at such a young age. Oh, Captain Li Guangzhan does not count. Although he is a police uncle, he is an ordinary tenant in Lin Wu's eyes. Wearing a big cap is not of the same order at all.

Lin Wu had never done anything wrong, so he walked into the police station quite calmly, but when he saw a mermaid who couldn't be stopped by several policemen beating a fat head, big ears, fat body and short limbs, When I was a young man, I had the urge to turn around and leave immediately.

Lin Wu: "...we are leaving quietly now, is it too late?"

"Chirp." It was too late.

"Is the little comrade here to report the crime?" An old policeman with a big tea mug greeted him with a smile. Seeing Lin Wu's fair and handsome appearance, he felt good about him.As a policeman, I have seen a lot of people of all kinds, and I really don’t have such a clean and bright young man in front of me, so I couldn’t help asking a few more questions in a friendly manner, “Lost my wallet or mobile phone? Where did I lose it? I asked I asked if someone had been released from the inside again. These bear cubs have never learned well when they come in and out. Today's thought work is one, two, three."

Lin Wu pointed to the inside silently. It was very lively inside. The short and fat man was forced into a corner. Alan was held by several policemen and couldn't move, but his feet were very flexible and kicked several times from a long distance.

"Parents." Lin Wu felt that he took out these two words with the evil spirit of killing a chicken with a knife.

The old policeman was stunned, he probably didn't expect such a young parent to come, probably a brother in the family.

The old policeman pushed the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and still said cheerfully: "The children at home are really good-looking, with long legs, long legs."

"Uncle, what about the other one?" Lin Wu had to ask because the police station was not big, and he didn't see Zhao Zhenrong when he looked around.

"I was taking notes inside. I just went in for a while, and came out soon."

"Oh." Seeing that Alan was about to break free from the restraints of the police and come out to beat someone, Lin Wu said thank you, then walked in quickly, and slapped Alan on the forehead, "Enough trouble!" Is there any?"

Ah Lan's eyes widened, and she said in disbelief, "Who the hell hit me, I'm going to die!" Turning her head, she saw that it was Lin Wu, and the puffer fish was immediately discouraged, "Oh, it's you."

After I finished speaking, I came back to my senses, and continued to mutter loudly, "I didn't do anything wrong, why did you hit me! I am innocent, and I am very wronged. I was touched by someone on my butt, should I swallow my anger? I am not a little daughter-in-law. !"

"Why didn't you say anything when you were touched by Zhao Zhenrong?" Lin Wu laughed angrily, but calmed down. Facing the bear boy who was either fiercer or calmer than him, Lin Wu suddenly had an epiphany.

"It's labor and management's pleasure. He is obsessed with labor and management." Alan expressed his truest thoughts.

Lin Wu: "..."

So righteous, okay?

"Who made him look good." Alan added.Glancing at the policeman who was holding him, he said with disgust, "Let go of the ugly man."

Four or five policemen looked at each other and let go wordlessly. People who usually thought they were good-looking could only feel ashamed in front of Alan.Mermaids have a racial advantage that human beings cannot match. It is said that creatures in the deep sea play with them and stretch themselves out like fun, because in the darkness, other things can't see themselves, so it doesn't matter about aesthetics. Just do whatever you want.But sharks are different. They also live in the deep sea with unparalleled beauty and amazing figure. Lin Wu read the following records in his ancestor's notes - sharks are fat and beautiful - as a matter of course, Ah Lan's appearance is impeccable.

It is quite unreliable to use Ah Lan as a reference to evaluate his appearance. Lin Wu has no habit of self-torture, not to mention that in his heart, his Zhao Fengming is the prettiest.

The door shaft of the office has been in disrepair for years. When it was pushed open, it made a long "creaking" sound, which interrupted the groaning (groaning) of the chunky middle-aged man who huddled in the corner. Lin Wu smiled at him kindly, but saw the greedy eyes of "hunting beauty" from the face that was pushed by the flesh so that he could not see the facial features. Swept over his face and body, looking at it inch by inch, as if evaluating the goods.

Lin Wu felt his hands itch, and put away all his good looks, the fat man was not wronged by the beating.

After the door of the office opened, Zhao Zhenrong, who had been blushed by education, came out. Lin Wu was very relieved when he saw it. At least one child behaved relatively normal.

After Zhao Zhenrong came out, seeing Lin Wu, he lowered his head even more, and was ashamed in front of his grandma again.It's a good thing that the ancestor went out for something, otherwise the parent who called was the ancestor, and there would be no place to put his face.

Zhao Zhenrong didn't know that the ancestor he worshiped turned into a bird and was standing on Lin Wu's shoulder, looking at him.

"The cause and effect have already been discussed, and there is also the surveillance of the shopping mall to prove it." It proved that there was something wrong with the fat man, which caused Ah Lan's dissatisfaction and beat him.Cho Jinyoung said, "We can go home now."

Without getting any response, Zhao Zhenrong raised his head and found that the policeman present was looking at him with obscure and strange eyes.

"What's wrong?" Zhao Zhenrong asked inexplicably.

Lin Wuyu patted the silly boy's shoulder earnestly, "It's nothing." It's better not to tell him what Alan said before, because there is no crack in the police station, so he can't get in.

"Oh." Zhao Zhenrong replied depressingly, not letting go of the weirdness lingering in her heart, and asking Alan after returning home.

The whole story has been clearly understood, and the two parties are willing to reconcile (Zhao Zhenrong doesn't want to entangle with the fat man anymore, so he proposes to reconcile, even if A Lan is unwilling. I felt sick when I touched him.) Then the parents were invited to talk about how to reconcile, and the police station provided a place for reconciliation—a conference room.

The old policeman led a group of people into the meeting room, and the moment he opened the door, his easy-going and friendly expression froze for a moment. "The police at the grassroots level are busy. They often have to work overtime, and meals are not fixed. There is no way for those monkey cubs to take the meeting room as their home. They haven't cleaned it up. You are laughing at me. Or, let's change the place."

Alan groaned in disgust, he didn't want to step in it because it was so dirty.Being blocked by Zhao Zhenrong, he didn't say a lot of disgusting words.

"Then it's troublesome." Lin Wu looked back at the instant noodle bucket on the conference table, and he really couldn't stand the ecstasy smell mixed with the smell of instant noodles and foot odor inside.

"Hehe, no trouble, no trouble."

Changing to the old policeman's office, Lin Wu realized that this was the director of the Heping Square Police Station. There was a form of evaluation on the desk that was more than half filled out. He glanced at it inadvertently and calculated in his mind that Police Officer Wu would also He's only 55, but his appearance looks like he's definitely in his [-]s.In my heart, it is really not easy to be a policeman. Li Guangzhan became a living dead after a narrow escape. Police Officer Wu is still young but already has gray hair and wrinkles. Serving the country and the people is really not an easy job. A lot of understanding.

Putting his emotions aside, Lin Wu began to interrogate his own child. Comrade Alan raised his hand high to answer, but he ruthlessly ignored him. Use [-]% of the space to describe your beauty and intelligence.

Alan folded her arms and chest in displeasure, and stared at the big fat man who shrank aside. It was all his fault that he didn't even finish the seafood barbecue at night.

The fat man curled up on the folding chair dripping with cold sweat. The thin plastic folding chair was completely covered by his body, and it creaked from time to time, which made the teeth ache.

Under Lin Wu's questioning, Zhao Zhenrong recounted what happened at night. It was unbelievable to say that he just went to the barbecue restaurant to get an account. Ah Lan beat the fat man on the ground, and then the crowd called the police , Then they were brought into the police station by the police uncle.

"Alan doesn't eat seafood. I ate steamed seafood at noon. In the evening we are going to have seafood barbecue..."

"Get to the point." Lin Wu interrupted mercilessly, holding the cute little one. He hasn't eaten seafood for a long time. Yellow croaker has eyes, prawns have eyes, octopus has eyes... and shellfish, Zhai Zhai's current cooking tentacles are still there It didn't extend there, because Lin Wu didn't mention it, so he never ordered it.

Serving seafood in front of the foodie, isn't it fatal.

Zhao Zhenrong paused for a moment, as if he was trying to block out the seafood in his head, and after holding back for a while, he found the topic again, "Barbecue restaurant..." Under Lin Wu's direct gaze, he bit the bullet and continued: "This is really The most important thing is that we went late, and there were many people in the barbecue restaurant. I asked Alan to wait outside, and I went to line up to get the number. Before it was my turn to get the number, I heard noise. Looking back, Alan Push this gentleman to the ground and beat him. I hurried over to break the fight and told them not to fight." Zhao Zhenrong resisted the pressure and said this in one breath without stopping.

"One-sided beating." Fatty added sullenly, with his size and skill, he was really not suitable for fighting.

"I told Alan to stop beating. When I pulled Alan away, he even kicked this gentleman a few times. It turned out that this gentleman was harassing Alan, and he was harassing Alan. Alan was very angry. , That’s how I beat him.” Zhao Zhenrong finished speaking in another breath, took another breath, and continued, “As evidenced by surveillance, Ah Lan was standing facing the stainless steel pillars of the shopping mall, and this gentleman walked over inexplicably. , walked around Alan, looking at him with uncomfortable eyes, as if he was looking at something. Alan talked to him impatiently, but this person didn't leave, and even stretched out his fat... "

Zhao Zhenrong managed to turn the "fatty salty pig's hand" around on the tip of his tongue and swallowed it back, dryly changed the words and said: "A very big hand to brush Ah Lan's hair, to touch his hand , and tapped Alan’s waist, and finally his fingertips landed on Alan’s ass. Alan who was facing the pillar finally reacted, and slapped this gentleman with his backhand, slapping him to the ground.”

Following the description, the fat man thought of what had happened to him, and he touched his face cooperatively. He still feels pain in his flesh. Everywhere on his body hurts. When he breathes, he feels his flesh trembling and clamoring for pain.

"I asked the handsome guy if it's okay to touch him. He didn't respond. I thought it was acquiescence." The fat man was full of grievances, and he confided vigorously when he got the opportunity, "I'm not a bad person. A good man in business, a big name in the industry, not some salty idiot who stretches out his hand to a little girl and a handsome guy in public. It's the handsome guy who misunderstood me..."

Alan stared, the fat man shrank his head and dared not speak.

Lin Wu turned his head to look at A Lan, and asked with his eyes: As a mermaid, why didn't he react when he was touched by an ordinary human?

A Lan was sitting facing the window of the office, the lights were turned on in the room, and the sky outside the window was dark, so the window became a mirror, reflecting everyone's figures not very clearly.Alan, who was facing the window, looked at herself, obsessed with her own beauty, she conjured up a pair of earphones from nowhere, stuffed them into her ears, and continued to sink into them while listening to the breezy music .

Lin Wu: "..."

No need to keep asking, he already understands why Alan didn't respond in time, dammit, seeing how fascinated he is, No. 1 through the ages... no, it's a shark.

"Is your hair messed up?" Lin Wu said tentatively.

Alan, who was immersed in it, immediately came to his senses, and hurriedly asked, "Where is where?"

"At the back of the head, the hair is sticking up, and it's not smooth anymore." Lin Wu opened his eyes and spoke nonsense, very satisfied in his heart, and finally woke up a certain fish.

Alan took a mirror and a comb from the small bag she carried with her to comb her long hair. His hair was really beautiful, not pure black, but with a deep green, almost blackish green, under the light There is a layer of emerald-like luster underneath.There is a lot of volume, no roughness, split ends, very beautiful.

Fatty's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands again and again, "Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!"

Lin Wu: "..."

The fat man saw everyone's eyes (not including A Lan, he only had himself in his eyes), touched his forehead with his fat palm, and felt the oily sweat in his hands, and sat upright amidst the continuous creaking sound of the folding chair. Body, struggled to take out a business card holder from his pocket, opened it, stood up and distributed business cards to everyone, "My surname is Long, Long Yun, I am the gold medal manager of Shanghai Cooperation Entertainment. You can often see it on TV. Chen XX, Li XX, and Yang XX were all cultivated by me, and now the popular little flower Liu Xinran is also a goddess created by me. How can a person with status and status like me be a reckless guy who touches people? .”

Lin Wu looked at the business card. There were beautiful gold characters on the white card. The overall design was simple and elegant. Looking at the title above, it was exactly as Long Yun said.He quickly searched on his mobile phone, and the photo he found was the fat man in front of him. Few people can take a photo that fills up the four square frames, and you won't be mistaken at a glance.

"When I went upstairs, I immediately fell in love with Mr. Lan. His impeccable appearance, nine-headed body and golden ratio figure, both in temperament and appearance, are so different." The flesh on his body is still bursting It hurts, but Long Yun opened his eyes wide and praised the person who beat him, "I have been in the entertainment circle full of beauties for decades, and I have never seen such an outstanding person as Mr. Lan."

Ah Lan raised his chin and said, "You have vision."

"Such a good male god Miaozi, I couldn't help but go forward and say a few words when I saw him. I'm really sorry for the misunderstanding caused by inappropriate behavior." Long Yun handed over the olive branch, "I don't know if Mr. Lan has entered According to the plan of the entertainment industry, based on your looks, you don't need any acting skills, and if you stop there, you will be a sight, and you will have countless fans."

A Lan is used to being leisurely, so she won't put a bridle on herself, "What's so good about being a celebrity, don't go."

"I promise, one drama can make Mr. Lan the focus of star-chasing girls, he can become a popular male god in three months, he can win the endorsement of a big domestic luxury brand in five months, and he will be known all over the country within a year." As a gold broker, Long Yun has a wide range of resources, so he is quite confident when he says this.

Hearing this, Lin Wu's heart was moved.

"Vulgar, I was the focus of everyone's eyes." Ah Lan was as immobile as a mountain.

"In the future, if someone asks you to speak as an endorsement, if you don't have an eight-figure figure, you won't accept it. If you don't have a seven-figure figure, you won't act in an episode of a TV series..."

"Wait." Ah Lan suddenly interrupted Long Yun, "Being a celebrity is rich?"

Long Yun smiled confidently, "Qian, after you become famous, it's just accumulated numbers."

"I will!" Alan sat up straight and said, "I have the money to pay the rent."

Long Yun: "..."

Lin Wu smiled, "Come on."

On the spot, Long Yun and A Lan agreed to go to the Vientiane Building tomorrow morning to further discuss the matter of becoming a big star. One is determined to be praised, and the other is determined to be a big star. Although the appearance is far apart, they are confident that they will not give in. They are a perfect match .

Back in the Vientiane Building, Lin Wu educated the two brats, and it seemed as if they had listened to them, but Lin Wu knew that the effect was not great.Not a real parent, not doing porcelain work, just emphasizing the rules in Vientiane Building.

It was getting late, so we went back to our houses to sleep.

Today the moon and stars are scarce, and the bright moonlight falls unreservedly on the double bed in the room from the undrawn window, but after a while, a second person appears in the room where there was only one person. He sits beside the bed, calmly and gently Looking at the person sleeping soundly on the bed.

The author has something to say:

Lin Wu: I really want to hit someone.

Zhao Fengming: It's wrong to hit someone. If you hurt your hand, I'll hit you.

Zhao Zhenrong & Ah Lan:? !