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I decided to go into politics.

I spent a lot of money to build a tailor-made team for me, appearing in the public eye with a brand-new image, and actively participating in various social activities.

Running for president seems like a no-brainer to me.The things to do are also very simple.

I boasted about my ability, "You have to understand that an incompetent person is doomed to do nothing great, even if someone breaks into his house with a gun, he will just hide under the table and wait for the police car to come; and I, A man sitting on billions of dollars, I provide tens of thousands of jobs every year, and there are only a handful of people who have as strong a sense of responsibility as I do."

"Give me five years, and I will settle all the 10,000+ billion foreign debts!"

I dug up my opponents and embellished them for the media to expose; even if I was involved in scandals, I would say to voters, "You know, I'm not a great guy, but you know, I'm a very down-to-earth guy. Man, I'm much better than those elites who just talk but don't do anything!"

I use social media as a channel for direct communication with voters. I vent my anger and dissatisfaction on it, and let them spread like a virus.

"I hope that all those illegal immigrants will be driven out, and let them go as far away as possible tomorrow! Why should they come to take our jobs! Many of them are violent, religious fanatics, and terrorist attacks are likely to occur Nine is their fault! Drive them all out!"

"What should we do with those terrorists who are not afraid of death? We must not only feed him bullets, but also send one to their family members! Otherwise, they will ride on our heads sooner or later!"

"I really don't understand the meaning of the existence of teachers' unions. They pay wages based on the number of years they work! God, why do we support these lazy people?"

I have been emphasizing the difference between myself and traditional politicians, "Your time has come! Why on earth do you have to swallow your breath and watch the clumsy performances of elites who do not agree with you? They say one thing and do another. Have you not seen it? You are the masters of this country, and you should let the whole world see your anger!"

"Green resources are all their farting rhetoric. Do you think wind energy and solar energy are really comparable to oil and natural gas? Why do we let oil-exporting countries decide the price of oil? Why do we accept whatever price they set? "

"They don't dare to offend anyone, but I dare, I'm not afraid that someone will hold a gun to my head tomorrow, and I don't bother with anyone's donation. I just want to say, stand on your side and really speak for you!"

Honestly, it's literally the thing I'm best at.I am extremely aware of the weaknesses of human nature, and the process of playing tricks makes me enjoy myself and ascend to heaven.

Like a shark in the deep sea following its prey with the smell of blood, I opened my sharp teeth to the prey step by step, and I would not let go until it died.

My name is Robert Joseph.