rich family escape meow

In the middle of the night, the lights come on.

After the annual meeting, the birds and beasts in Nanping Mountain dispersed, and a car drove out of the exit of the parking lot like a sieve.

No matter how shrewd and capable people are during the annual holidays, they will inevitably have a face full of drunkenness and pre-holiday laziness. Lu Xiao is wearing a black woolen coat, and his cheeks are slightly stained with tiredness.

Before reaching the parking space, Little Wing opened the lock with a beep, and the people behind followed him like a pendant. Lu Xiao had to put the [Zulu Group Image Spokesperson] into the cat box in the back seat first.

Xu: "..."

Looking at each other for a second, Xu felt that his underpants were gone, so he just lowered his head,

"Boss, I was wrong, there will be no next time."

Lu Xiao didn't stop when he heard the words, and continued to lean over into the driver's seat. Xu's whole face was immediately twisted into a loofah. Fortunately, the co-pilot's door unlocked with a "click".

Xu took a look at Lu Xiao's face and sat in. The cat box in the back seat was quiet, and the most courageous ancestor usually remained motionless. The car seemed to be a strange place of interrogation.

"Boss?" Lu Xiao leaned back in his chair leisurely, and threw out icicles at the end of his voice.

Xu turned sideways immediately, "The chairman just asked about your arrival time..."

He was originally the person that Lu Haoyuan gave to Lu Xiao, so naturally the big boss would report whatever he asked the little boss during these days, and he didn't dare to make mistakes.Jia Lu Weiyuan's problems are mostly concerns about daily life, and he also sells small bosses that are cleaner than vegetables.

In the next half an hour, Xu Danai resold all the reported content of this month to the small boss, and the big boss instantly had no underwear left.

"What the chairman asks the most is whether you go out to dinner with others at night, whether there are any women visiting, but don't worry, how can I say that? Besides, you don't have any." Xu said with an honest look on his face.

"I'm always honestly saying that you are masturbating cats."

Lu Xiao: "..."

After the torture, Lu Xiao's left ear went in and out of his right ear. He didn't expect to find anything surprising, but just for the last word,

Lu Xiao: "Stop talking about cats in the future."

Xu Danai nodded immediately, "No problem."

Just kidding, it's not like hiding a canary and asking him to lie, it's not easy to say a few words about cat ancestors, and he didn't want to continue broadcasting the shit-shoveling diary to Lu Haoyuan.

Guaranteeing his loyalty just like Zhenlie, meeting Lu Xiao's tired eyes, Xu Da Nai rolled out of the car knowingly, and there was only one person and one cat left in the car.

The people outside had almost dispersed, and the bustling Nanping Mountain parking lot was instantly empty, leaving only a few handymen cleaning the banquet hall carrying garbage in big black bags.

Lu Xiao unbuttoned his cuffs and glanced at the cat box in the back seat, but the tired look in his eyes was no longer there.

The earth shook for a while, the small window of the cat box shifted to another scene, and seeing the familiar shirt buttons, Lu Miaomiao shivered in fright.

It's over, settle accounts after autumn.

From the moment he wagged his tail on the stage and saw Lu Xiao's calm face, he knew he was done.

With a "click", the door was opened, and the small curtain that Lu Xiao lifted, a few pieces of ice slag floated in,

Lu Xiao: "Come out."

Lu Miaomiao hid the four jios in her belly, covered her face with her tail, and let out a weak breath—I fell asleep.

It's not that he didn't want to inform Lu Xiao in advance that he was going to get the number plate, but once he couldn't speak, it hurt to type.Second, he doesn't know how to tell the lively and steaming Young Master Lu——

You are a paper man at our stall, and he only spent 5 yuan to know the intricate future of the Lu family. If you say it, you will be autistic.

Since Lu Xiao had guessed that Lu Haoyuan would take action and that Xu would make a small report, it was almost unnecessary for him to allow himself to take the number plate ahead of time.

In other words, the evil shit-shoveling officer took advantage of the innocent and kind kitty to successfully frame the old man and find out the spy Xu Danai who made a small report.

Hurt の Kitty Maomao doesn't want to respond now.

After staring at the cat's butt for 3 minutes, Lu Xiao sighed softly, and the little pink curtain was put down.

There was a slight friction sound of the engine, the whole car went dark, the car drove on the road smoothly, Lu Xiao drove very steadily, Lu Miaomiao could hardly feel any vibration, and almost fell asleep lying on her stomach.

When he opened his eyes again, he had been carried into the cat's litter box, and the man who had changed into a blue home fleece sweater had already started to skillfully boil water and pour the cat food out of the bag.

The little fur ball rolled in the nest, Lu Miaomiao smelled the familiar fragrance, and lowered her head a little guilty.

He thought that as long as he insisted not to speak, Lu Xiao would use the sleeping cage, confiscate snacks, and stop eating dinner to force him to submit, but he didn't expect that he would use the heart of a kitten to save a gentleman. belly.

A small bowl of milk cake with salmon soaked egg and minced meat was quickly served. Lu Xiao scratched the kitten's head and reached out to take off the inconvenient little bow tie for Lu Miaomiao.

"If I eat shrimp at night, the supper will be less."

The first time Lu Miaomiao didn't see the bowl, she buried her head in it. Feeling a little guilty for no reason, she impatiently stretched out her paw, grabbed Lu Xiao's knee, and then put her head against Lu Xiao's knee to rub it flatteringly.

"mum."

I want to eat, but I don't want to say it yet.

For a brief moment, Lu Miaomiao felt that Lu Xiao smiled, and the corner of his mouth curled up, "Sleep after eating."

The cheap little fur ball rubbed upwards again, with two little claws on Lu Xiao's knees, raised the little cat's head, and quickly yelled at the big white box that had been thrown at the door since returning home,

"mum."

I want great health care, and I want a cat litter.

Lu Xiao: "Call someone to collect the garbage tomorrow."

Lu Miaomiao: "..."

On the eve of the Spring Festival, Lu Xiao, who was on holiday at the company, almost changed to handle business at home, but a certain cat got busy instead.

The news that the ultimate prize of the Zhulu annual meeting went to Zongmao has been spread all over the Internet since the day of the annual meeting. Many sharp-eyed netizens immediately found that the little furball on the stage looked very familiar. Compared with the ten-level gossip scholars, Lu Yiyi’s Fame once again reappeared in the rivers and lakes.

[@想直富: I thought [-] million was too expensive, but it turned out to be less. 】

[@朝阳十五少女:? ? ? ?People are not as good as cats! ! 】

[@财经大起底: The company’s latest marketing strategy move, cute pets attack, you see or not - 0-cost advertisements show the industry’s marketing ghosts one by one. 】

[@小咔唱: People rely on their stomachs to compete for family property, and Lu Xiao relies on cats? 】

[@路一千世界全球粉丝团V: Please focus on [-] million meitu and the latest endorsement, don’t step on passers-by to shovel shit, fans don’t take the blame. 】

[@云拍猫: Have you learned about autumn and winter star pet matching?Pineapple-colored bow tie with pear-colored ear tips, the temptation of jackfruit, the sweetness of banana roots. [Image] [image]】

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After five days of squatting at home as a popular cat, Lu Miaomiao, finally on the eve of the Spring Festival, the photographer of OFF magazine and the director of the planning department of Zhulu, together with Lu Xiao's cold face, received him from the studio from Danding.

"Half a day will do, half a day will do."

The bald head of the Planning Department touched his head and rushed to Lu Xiao to promise, "There must be not a single hair missing."

In fact, it is also the first time he has done this in publicity.

OFF Magazine, OverFinFinance is the most prestigious financial magazine in the country, and every one on the cover is the head of a giant crocodile. As the chairman of Zhulu, Lu Weiyuan has already been in Dengfeng three times.

This time Lu Haoyuan greeted two months in advance, saying that he would vigorously plan the cover of the annual magazine, so he naturally went all out.

I thought it was the old man's strength of character that hadn't diminished back then, but he didn't expect it to be used as a lottery.But the lottery is nothing more than a lottery, most likely it is some young master...

The bald minister never expected that such an impressive stroke was prepared for a little fur ball.

But in the eyes of everyone, the promises made at the annual meeting cannot be regarded as child's play, and the boiling of public opinion these days has also pushed this annual magazine to the forefront. It is imperative to shoot cat movies, and even Lu Xiao can't refuse.

Lu Miaomiao has already put on the pineapple-colored bow tie for the annual meeting again, and is licking her white furry paws in high spirits, preparing to earn her first pot of gold in cat life.

Before being put down, he widened his cat's eyes, and alertly reached out his claws to tap the front collar pocket of the bald minister's suit, causing the bald minister to look suspiciously sideways.

Does the boss's cat think his collar is prickly?

Lu Xiao next to him coughed, and reluctantly opened his noble mouth, "You...you,"

He paused, swallowed his breath before finishing the sentence smoothly, "Do you get paid for this cover shoot?"

"..."

This time, not only the bald boss, but even the photographer behind him were taken aback. He took off his black peaked cap and glanced back, making sure that he was from the Lu family and not some charlatan.

The bald minister stretched out his goose head in surprise, and confirmed it to Lu Xiao, "Mr. Lu, salary?"

"mum!"

The little furball in his arms immediately wagged its tail.

Lu Xiao's face turned cold. As a member of the Lu family, it was the first time he talked about money by the thousand, but he didn't want to deprive the little thing of the fun of making money for the first time, so he could only cope with the price reduction and nodded.

"Well, if you ask us to shoot the cover, we must be paid."

Gotta get paid!

Lu Miaomiao, relying on her power, shook her whiskers with confidence.

It worked so hard to be invited to shoot, so what's the matter if it doesn't get paid?

He was all dressed up, and he didn't eat breakfast in order to keep clean. Could this group of people plan to whore kittens for nothing?

Pooh.

Seeing that Lu Xiao didn't want to let go, and he couldn't make a decision casually when it came to Minister Qian Bald, he finally patted his head and gave Lu Haoyuan a report, and then set the endorsement fee for Lu Miaomiao, the image spokesperson of Zhulu——8000 RMB plus a box of imported cat food.

Hearing that the bald minister and Lu Xiao had reached an agreement, Lu Miaomiao picked up the little paw in satisfaction, strolled to the spotlight, and began to work hard to sell cat movies.

Although Lu Xiao knew that the money was the hard work of the little hairball, but the bald minister didn't know, wiped the sweat on his forehead with a towel, and hid in the small black corner of the studio, seriously thinking about whether it is too late to start raising a cat now Get rich.

Lu Miaomiao, who didn't know that she had become a bully cat, cooperated with a wave of Kakaka flashlights to contribute a wave of her own 360-degree cat head with no dead ends, and after the smooth end of the shooting, she jumped into the corner, full of hints The bald minister wagged his tail,

"mum."

It's time to pay the wages.

Lu Xiao had no choice but to follow, coughing in response to the situation.

Bald Minister: "..."

I know this is the young master Zhulu.

Those who didn't know thought it was a third-tier cat dealer.

Lu Miaomiao excitedly danced around the bald head, quickly filtering through the delicious snacks and the little fish sticks that he hadn't licked for a long time in his mind, and his happy little claws couldn't touch the ground.

Until Lu Xiao's mobile phone ding-dong, 8000 yuan was credited.